QCarbo16 To Pass Drug Test In 2018? Best’n’Worst Reviews – StonersRetreat

QCarbo16 To Pass Drug Test In 2018? Best’n’Worst Reviews – StonersRetreat

When you’re looking for the best detox drinks to pass a drug test, QCarbo16 comes up sooner or later as one of the more popular herbal clean detox drinks for weed.

But how good it actually is? Does QCarbo16 really work for a drug test?

The QCarbo16 instructions are surprisingly simple: just drink the bottle of QCarbo16 before a drug test (it should work for 2 days) and you’ll pass the drug test.

With being so popular, this detox cleansing drink should work for everybody, right? Well…

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QCarbo16 is a herbal detox drink; it can help if you’re close to the cut-off rate.

With such easy instructions, I don’t think anybody should have a problem with how to use QCarbo16 (or it’s big brother QCarbo32). But is Herbal Clean QCarbo16 really effective when it comes to passing a drug test?

Yes and no.

If you have one look at herbal clean QCarbo16 reviews on Amazon, you can see two things:

positive and negative qcarbo16 reviews with more than 220 reviews
QCarbo16 has, at best, mixed reviews. Why is that?
  • About half the people (54%) just love taking QCarbo16 before a drug test and pass the test.
  • Roughly the other half (32%) obviously took the detox drink before a drug test and didn’t pass.

So which one is it? Does herbal clean QCarbo 16 work for a drug test or not?

Surely if everybody would pass a drug test with QCarbo16 there would be 100% of 5-star reviews.

And if nobody would pass? I would expect 100% of 1-star reviews.

The truth is somewhere in between – it does help a bit but it cannot guarantee you to pass a drug test. In a sense, it’s not a complete THC detox method.

We’ll go through the best and the worst QCarbo16 reviews but one thing is clear – QCarbo16 does not guarantee you to pass a drug test.

As it’s pointed out many times, there are only two things that will guarantee you to pass a drug test (and have been tested over and over again):

  1. All-In-One Detox: This consists not only of detox drink like QCarbo16 but is a complete detox program with the trio of detox pills, drinks, and dietary fibers. Toxin Rid line is the most reliable such detox – you can read more about it at our Toxin Rid detox review.
  2. Synthetic Urine: Basically lab-made urine that performs exactly like clean urine in a drug test. It’s usually the most common way for us stoners to pass a drug test. The only problem is how to heat it up to the body temperature but some next-gen synthetic urines like Sub-Solution comes with a vial that heats it up in no time.

I’ve made a summary of best QCarbo16 reviews and worst QCarbo16 reviews to figure out if this detox drink really makes you pass a drug test.

My first opinion: QCarbo16 doesn’t work! I’ll go into this at the end but will let you guys make your opinion about it first.

My findings: For some people QCarbo16 actually does work!

I’m quite impressed by these findings to tell you the truth. I was rather skeptical at herbal clean QCarbo16 at first (because come on, herbal drink? But then again weed is a herb and we all know it has an effect on us) but it turns out that your chances of passing a drug test are better if you drink QCarbo 16 before a drug test.

Needless to say, everything said about QCarbo16 is relevant for its big brothers QCarbo20 and QCarbo32 as well. The only difference is the dosage – 16 oz., 20 oz. or 32 oz. – the ingredients are the same.

The good thing when buying a QCarbo32 is that it might be twice the size of QCarbo16, but it’s not twice the cost – I think it’s like 10 dollars difference.

Herbal Clean QCarbo16 – Does It Work?

Here is my disclaimer: Unlike synthetic urine or Toxin Rid line (I use and trust, and it does have very good reviews), I haven’t used QCarbo16 personally. However, given this is believed to be a top choice for passing a drug test, I’ve gathered some interesting QCarbo16 reviews from all over the net.

Why?

Simple because we all want to get a clear picture if QCarbo16 does work for passing a drug test; or even better, in what cases does herbal clean QCarbo 16 work for a drug test (obviously it doesn’t work for everybody).

What Is QCarbo16 drink anyway?

In short, it is a detox drink. There are, however, two kinds of detox drinks:

  1. Cleansing detox drinks. Something like cranberry juice; they work by increasing toxin excretion by urination over a longer period of time (days, if not weeks).
  2. Masking detox drinks. These flush out THC out of your system and create a period of time wherein you’re less likely to fail a drug test. These are same-day detox drinks.

Obviously, Herbal Clean QCarbo16 is a masking same-day detox drink. Looking at the instructions, here is how you use this detox drink:

  1. Drink the entire 16 oz bottle within 5 hours of a drug test.
  2. Fill the bottle again with water, and drink all of it again.
  3. For an hour or so, there will be a rapid increase in urination. Translation: you’ll pee like your life is at stake (and it might even be).
  4. After the first hour, you should take a drug test within the next 4 hours. This is the time period in which your urine should contain significantly fewer toxins.

The step-by-step instructions give us a clear insight into what the Herbal Clean detox drink is supposed to do.

It effectively decreases the toxins such as THC from your urine and blood by almost forcefully peeing it out.

Of course, the THC stored in fat cells will try to redistribute itself from fat tissue into the bloodstream again. And after a while, those toxins will be detectable in the urine again.

And that’s exactly the point! During that time period, the urine should contain considerably fewer toxins.

How long does QCarbo16 last?

For about 4 hours. Take a drug test before that or after that time period, and you might be in bigger problems than within those 4 hours.

But by how much does concentration of let’s say THC decreases during that period – by 1 ng/ml, 10 ng/ml or 100 ng/ml? That is really hard, if not impossible, to say. Only a clinical study could evaluate how significant drop in urine THC concentration does Herbal Clean detox drink make. But we don’t have one of those in a file somewhere.

Alternatively, let’s look at the ingredients of QCarbo16 to see if everything checks out for the pee-toxins-out-for-some-hours scenario.

What Is Herbal Clean made of?

Obviously, it is a herbal cleansing drink made out of herbs. Here is the original labeling on the QCarbo16:

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Ingredients include Vitamin B2, Creatinine Monohydrate and herbal root and leaf extracts such as Dandelion Leaf Extract.

Looking at the label, one thing is for sure: this Herbal Clean detox is sweet. It has pretty much the same sugar content as Coca-Cola.

We’ll look at every ingredient the QCarbo16 is made of (including the Eliminex Brand) and try to figure out why it is added and why it would increase our chances of passing a drug test:

  • Riboflavin (Vitamin B2). Herbal Clean contains a whopping 20 mg of Vitamin B2; that is 10 times more than a recommended daily intake of Riboflavin. Vitamin B2 is regularly added to detox drinks to bring the yellow color back to the diluted urine. According to a study published in Drug and alcohol dependence, the researchers found out that adding Vitamin B2 can be used to determine a patient’s medication adherence.
  • Creatinine Monohydrate. Drug tests measure for creatinine concentration; increased urination will dilute the urine and decrease its creatinine content. WebMD reports that creatinine clearance is 95-120 milliliters per minute. Detox drinks usually come with added creatinine monohydrate or creatinine monophosphate to bring the creatinine clearance levels up into the optimum (and non-suspicious) range.
  • Dandelion root and leaf extract. Dandelion is a well-known herbal detox preparation. Most of the natural detox remedies include dandelion root as well as leaf extract because of it’s presumed diuretic action. Much like drinking caffeinated beverages, the dandelion root is likely to increase the production of urine. An article published in the Journal of Alternative and Complementary Medicine shows that the frequency of urination was significantly increased by all of the 17 people who ingested dandelion leaf extract.
  • Turmeric root extract. It contains molecule curcumin that gives curry it’s yellow color. In detox drinks it’s used to color the urine yellow; of course, Vitamin B2 should do that job just fine. However, if laboratories are testing for high Vitamin B2 content, it’s better to use turmeric root extract in combination with B2. That’s how you need to add less of B2 and the concentration of Vitamin B12 will not be above normal on a urine test.
  • Juniper berry extract. In some studies, the ingestion of juniper berries or juniper essential oils is connected with a diuretic effect. According to Drugs.com, in classical use, 2 to 10 grams of juniper berries are used.
  • Echinacea purpurea leaf extract. Echinacea is a well-known medicinal herb that is usually connected to effects on the immune system. Why it is included in the Herbal Clean is not absolutely clear.
  • Ginger root. According to Medical News Today, ginger root can help with digestion by “stimulating bile production”. Toxin such as THC has to go through the liver in order to become more soluble in blood and urine. Bile excretes THC in the liver before it can go on to the kidneys and into the urine. By increasing bile production, the reappearance of THC in the urine can be prolonged. Maybe that’s why ginger root is used.
  • Licorice root extract. It is not completely clear why herbal licorice extract would be used in QCarbo16. One research published in the AAPS Journal investigated its effect on the key cytochrome in the liver – the P450. If, for example, the P450 is metabolizing licorice root extract compounds, it’s ability to metabolize THC can be decreased. The effect would be that we’ll find a lower concentration of THC in the urine. Of course, such action as the action of all herbal extracts in the QCarbo16 can have side effects.
  • Milk thistle seed extract. According to Dr. Axe, milk thistle a “powerful liver cleanser”. A large portion of different liver detoxification natural supplements contains milk thistle extracts. However, we cannot with any certainty determine why it would help to pass a drug test. In fact, if it lifts the liver activity, the more of THC from fat cells would be transformed by the liver into a water-soluble state (THC-COOH) and this would, in turn, increase the concentration of the toxins in the urine.
  • Uva ursi leaf extract. Uva ursi is commonly connected with the urinary tract infection. Tea made out of uva ursi leaf is a natural herbal remedy and including its extract in Herbal Clean is probably due to its diuretic effect.
  • Ligustrum berry extract. It is unclear why ligustrum extract is used. WebMD lists “liver problems” among the uses of this herb. Maybe it’s effect on the liver is somehow beneficial as far as drug testing is concerned.
  • Corn silk extract. Similarly to uva ursi extract, corn silk extract is associated with bladder and urinary tract infections. Here is an article that on side effects of corn silk extract.
  • Apple pectin. Pectin is arguably one of the most important ingredients of Herbal Clean QCarbo16. Pectins are basically fruit fibers that are most well known as an ingredient to make jam. It is considered the universal detoxification substance used in Certo and Sure Gel detox methods.
  • Guarana seed extract. Guarana is a source of natural caffeine; a substance that is a well-known diuretic. We find it in green tea, coffee, and many other drinks but it’s quite clear that it is included in the QCarbo16 in order to increase the urine production and elimination.

These are all the ingredients and it’s presumed functions.

Let’s start with the best reviews and then follow up with the worst reviews, shall we?

Best QCarbo 16 Reviews (more than 50% of users have such reviews)

With a product as popular as QCarbo line, it’s really not difficult to get reviews from people who have first-hand experience with QCarbo16 or QCarbo32.

Amazon QCarbo16 Positive Review

Amazon is where the most people buy QCarbo16 and it’s where you’ll find the most reviews.

This is an example of a verified customer that obviously has some experience with QCarbo.

amazon qcarbo 16 positive review

You can see that Gabrielle claims that QCarbo16 does work, and for her, it did work on multiple occasions. What I like about this review is:

  • Making sure to follow QCarbo16 instructions.
  • It does make you urinate more if you drink plenty of water. Sounds like the weed (or other drugs) are being washed out of your system.

Two sound pieces of advice for using any detox drink.

QCarbo16 Review From Marijuana.com

Marijuana.com is a very credible source of information about weed and people there join a forum to share and discuss different things. One of them does QCarbo16 work for a drug test as well, obviously.

Here is a screenshot of a story about a guy who passed a drug test using a lot (and I mean a lot!) of cranberry juice, and QCarbo 16.

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Guy passed with QCarbo drink.

I really like the story and am glad that the guy passed his drug test. Obviously, he used QCarbo 16 but he did gulp down a lot of cranberry juice as well. Both of things made him pee more so I guess that is weed going out of his system.

Here is another testimonial from a weed blog by ‘B money’ (forgive him for using crazy grammar, he gets the point across):

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Thus far the herbal clean QCarbo16 looks pretty awesome, right? Just do bear in mind that these reviews are the positive ones. According to the Amazon rating, 43% of people who used QCarbo 16 didn’t like it one bit.

Let’s look at the other part of the spectrum.

Worst QCarbo16 Reviews (less than 50% of users have such reviews)

Every product has bad reviews as well and QCarbo16 is not an exception.

Here is one of the worst QCarbo16 you can see.

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Maria kept is short and to the point – Qcarbo16 didn’t work for her.

The absolute worst review I found was on the drugs-forum.com, a well-known weed forum. Here is the answer to the question if anyone used QCarbo16 to pass a drug test:

qcarbo works drug forum

Yeah. If you thought that losing your job is the worst thing that can happen when failing a drug test – think again.

Albeit Percocet does include oxycodone, a strong opiate, and if you’ve tested positive for the opiate abuse you can get a week of jail time as well. The law is, of course, not as strict for weed.

My Theory for QCarbo 16 (works as a final push)

Reading through the reviews, I noticed that more than half of people (51%) were happy with QCarbo16 and less than half (43%) was not.

This is probably because 51% of people passed a drug test by drinking QCarbo 16 before a drug test and 43% didn’t (and lots a job or even got jail time).

If we look at passing weed drug test (weed is the #1 illegal substance people test positive for on a drug test), you can see that more than half would test positive if they were to smoke a joint 1-10 days before a drug test:

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More than 50% of people are still THC positive within 10 days after the last joint.

As I’ve stated earlier, I find these findings quite impressive! Obviously, you have a better chance to pass a drug test with QCarbo16 than without.

It also isn’t one of those ‘well, it can’t hurt detoxes’, it does actually help some people.

Here is my take on why it helps some people – because they are really close to testing negative on a drug test anyway. In 1 or 2 days, the drugs would be flushed out by the system itself. However, QCarbo16 makes you pee quite a lot and you eliminate the drugs that would be eliminated in 1-2 days after the drug test.

Positive Outlook on QCarbo16 (Surprising But Effective Last Resort)

Maybe not a big difference, but a decisive one: with QCarbo16 some people can pass a drug test.

As a general rule, if you have a week, the 5-Day Toxin Rid is still the best solution to passing a drug test. I would use QCarbo16 as a last resort, but surprisingly an effective one.

The same principle goes for QCarbo20 and QCarbo32. Those are just bigger doses you have to get if you are:

  • Heavy user. The more THC you get in your system, the more you have to flush out.
  • Being overweight. The more weight you have, the more THC is stored inside your body, hence the bigger does of detox drink to get weed or other drugs out of your system.

Scientific Research And Sources:

(1) Herron AJ, Mariani JJ, Pavlicova M, et al. Assessment of Riboflavin as a Tracer Substance: Comparison of a Qualitative to a Quantitative Method of Riboflavin Measurement. Drug and alcohol dependence. 2013;128(1-2):77-82.

(2) Clare BA, Conroy RS, Spelman K. The Diuretic Effect in Human Subjects of an Extract of Taraxacum officinale Folium over a Single Day. Journal of Alternative and Complementary Medicine. 2009;15(8):929-934.

(3) Nagpal M, Sood S. Role of curcumin in systemic and oral health: An overview. Journal of Natural Science, Biology, and Medicine. 2013;4(1):3-7.

(4) Gustafson C. Mark Blumenthal: Quality and Efficacy of Herbal Medicines. Integrative Medicine: A Clinician’s Journal. 2015;14(4):54-59.

(5) Manayi A, Vazirian M, Saeidnia S. Echinacea purpurea: Pharmacology, phytochemistry and analysis methods. Pharmacognosy Reviews. 2015;9(17):63-72.

(6) Qiao X, Ji S, Yu S, et al. Identification of Key Licorice Constituents Which Interact with Cytochrome P450: Evaluation by LC/MS/MS Cocktail Assay and Metabolic Profiling. The AAPS Journal. 2014;16(1):101-113.

(7) Siegel AB, Stebbing J. Milk thistle: early seeds of potential. The lancet oncology. 2013;14(10):929-930.

(8) Trill J, Simpson C, Webley F, et al. Uva-ursi extract and ibuprofen as alternative treatments of adult female urinary tract infection (ATAFUTI): study protocol for a randomised controlled trial. Trials. 2017;18:421.

(9) Ha AW, Kang HJ, Kim SL, Kim MH, Kim WK. Acute and Subacute Toxicity Evaluation of Corn Silk Extract. Preventive Nutrition and Food Science. 2018;23(1):70-76.

(10) Moustakas D, Mezzio M, Rodriguez BR, Constable MA, Mulligan ME, Voura EB. Guarana Provides Additional Stimulation over Caffeine Alone in the Planarian Model. Holscher C, ed. PLoS ONE. 2015;10(4):e0123310.

 

Sub Solution Synthetic Urine 2018 Review – Does It Still Work?

Sub Solution Synthetic Urine 2018 Review – Does It Still Work?

We all know that synthetic urine is pretty much the surest way of passing a drug test by mimicking real urine.

The first of the next generation synthetic urine is the popular Sub-Solution synthetic urine. Being able to heat itself to a body temperature, Sub-Solution is what most illegal drug users use when it comes to urine drug test.

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Real urine (left) vs. Sub-Solution synthetic urine (right). Can you tell the difference? Drug testing labs sure can’t.

What is more, Sub-Solution retained the 2017 title as the best synthetic urine in the 2018 synthetic urine comparison as well.

Here’s a review by a fellow stoner:

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Sasa passed a job-related drug test in Avg 2016.

Sub-Solution is the new industry standard and has scored the No. 1 synthetic urine award for passing a drug test in 2018 synthetic urine review (it usually gets a 5-star review by the users).

You should really check the story about the guy who also did a thorough research on the best synthetic urines and choose the Sub Solution – here is his post on 420magazine.

Basically all other synthetic urines out there are knock-offs of Sub Solution, but nobody has yet to master the self-heating property the Clear Choice Sub Solution has (you have to heat other synthetic urines to body temperature ‘somehow’ so they don’t catch you using synthetic urine in a urine drug test).

Not only does the Sub-Solution by TestNegative has the highest rating and self-heating mechanism, it is the only synthetic urine that has been around for more than 10 years. 

That just tells you that people have been buying it for a long time and readily recommended it in order for the company to keep selling it – you can easily buy and ship it overnight here (they also have a 3+1 bonus option; just input ‘4’ in the ‘quantity’ box and you’ll get 1 for free).

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Sub Solution is arguably the most reliable synthetic urine on the market.

Let’s have a look at what some people who used Sub-Solution said about the experience:

Sub-Solution Reviews

What I found most credibly about Sub-Solution synthetic urine is the list of ingredients that the solution consists of.

For example, on the packaging, it clearly states that the powdered urine you get (with a vial for heating and plastic container) contains urea and uric acid. These are the two basic ingredients of urine that every synthetic urine should contain – but the Sub Solution is the only one that is clear about that.

What Is Sub Solution Anyway?

As with any synthetic urine, Clear Choice’s Sub Solution is a solution that closely mimics standard and natural urine. Chemically speaking, it is a complex water solution, containing both organic and inorganic substances – just like a real urine does.

Urine helps us eliminate products of cellular metabolism and, of course, THC or any other drugs if present. Sub Solution is chemically speaking exactly the same as natural urine but without the drugs one might use. Hence it is perfect for passing a drug test – chemically it will test out as a perfectly normal urine.

What Is Synthetic Urine Made Of?

Synthetic urine has the same ingredients as urine, in the same proportions and concentration. Urine drug tests measure the content of the most important ingredients – urea, uric acid, and creatinine – as well as pH and specific gravity that come mainly from inorganic components.

For example, here is a study of how much uric acid is in urine – healthy volunteers had a 5.1-7.0 mg/dl concentration of uric acid in urine. This is exactly how much uric acid the best synthetic urine should contain.

To mimic natural urine, a synthetic urine – if produced correctly – should be a complex water solution that has about 3 times as many organic substances as inorganic ones (chlorides, phosphates, sulfates and ammonia).

Here are is the ingredients list of what synthetic urine should be made out of:

  1. Urea50 to 100 mg/dl of urine.
  2. Uric acid5.0 to 7.0 mg/dl.
  3. Creatinine35 to 320 mg/dl.
  4. Potassium sulfate (K2SO4) – 1 to 3 g/l.
  5. Sodium sulfate (Na2SO4) – 1 to 3 g/l.
  6. Ammonium phosphate – 0.5 to 1.5 g/l.
  7. Ammonium diphospate – 0.5 to 1.5 g/l.
  8. Calcium chloride (CaCl2) – 0.1 to 0.5 g/l.
  9. Magnesium chloride (MgCl2) – 0.25 to 1 g/l.

The inorganic substances synthetic urine is made out of (point 4-9) are what gives the synthetic urine the same pH and specific gravity as genuine urine.

Urine has a pH of 4 to 10 and specific gravity between 1.000 and 1.035. As does Sub Solution; in fact, Sub Solution is the best synthetic urine precisely because it has the best balance of organic to inorganic components. You can check out them even in their patent.

Can Synthetic Urine Be Detected In A Drug Test?

If you do everything correctly, synthetic urine can’t be detected by a standard drug testing panels. Because ‘fake pee’ so much resembles the natural urine, as far as inorganic, organic content, pH, specific gravity, urea and so on are concerned, the drug test will detect synthetic urine as normal urine.

There is only one catch, though – low-quality synthetic urine products. As you’ve seen, a patented synthetic urine does have exactly the right amount of urea, creatinine and so on. It is quite a long list.

The surest way for synthetic urine to be discovered on a drug test is if somebody uses a low-quality fake pee. There can be several problems with such cheap fake pee products that can be caught on a drug test:

  1. pH is too low. 4 or lower.
  2. Specific gravity is too high. If you put too much low-quality ingredients in a drug test, the specific gravity can spike above 1.050.
  3. Urea or creatinine levels are too low. Cheaper fake pees usually prefer to stay on the low-end range especially when creatinine is concerned (admittedly, it’s cheaper for them to use less). In some cases, creatinine levels can be below 30 mg/dl – too low.
  4. Urine temperature is too low. Very important! Synthetic urine has to be heated up to a body temperature – 90 to 105F. Sub Solution comes with a self-heating mechanism; cheaper urines must be microwaves for about 10 seconds and it’s really hard to hit exactly 90 to 105F with a microwave.

In short, if you use high-quality synthetic urine, these things can’t occur. If you use cheap fake pee, chances are you’re going to be caught on a drug test.

How Do You Keep Sub Solution Urine Warm?

When you giving a urine sample, it has a temperature between 90 and 105 degrees Fahrenheit. Synthetic urine such as Sub Solution should have the same temperature; so how do you warm it up and keep warm?

With other synthetic urines, you have to worry about microwaving it and keeping it close to your body in order not to lose heat. Sub Solution, however, has a patented heat activator – a small vial of lithium chloride (LiCl) that can’t be detected by a drug test.

Here is how you warm up Sub Solution prior to the test:

  1. Mix Sub Solution with water – water temperature should be between 70 to 90F – and prepare 2,3 or 5-ounce synthetic urine solution. Sub Solution contains details instructions on how to do this; it’s easy and simple.
  2. Add the heat activator (little granules in the dark vial) slowly. Shake or stir if needed, and watch the temperature probe.
  3. The attached temperature probe will turn green when the synthetic urine is of body temperature (98 to 102F).
  4. Excess heat activator can be appropriately discarded.

Note: If the temperature is too high, the temperature probe will go ‘red’. Cool the whole solution of synthetic urine down by running tap water on the outside of the container. When it turns green again, the temperature is just right.

You can keep Sub Solution warm be keeping it close to your body (underarm, thigh). It can be there for more than 2 hours while you wait for a drug test.

What Do Users Say About Sub Solution Synthetic Urine?

sub solution reviews

Honestly having a closed door test is what you usually get when doing a urine drug test. Mixing up the Sub-Solution is a piece of cake when nobody is watching.

From this Sub-Solution review, we also see that you can warm the solution up yourself is you tuck it up under your breast for an hour. However, the self-heating vial you get with the purchase, you don’t have to warm up for an hour. The vial warms it in seconds. That can be very useful when you’re in a cabin at Quest.

Is Sub-Solution A Life-Saver?

sub solution for passing a drug test

Well, it is for this guy. He has the truth of it through – all the guys on the street use synthetic urine and Sub Solution is pretty much the most widely known in the stoner’s world. 

Negative Review of Sub-Solution?

Whenever you have a popular product, you’ll have some negative reviews as well. Here is one about the Sub:

testnegative sub solution

This is the same thing that was found in synthetic urine 2018 comparison. The Sub works like a charm but it is pricey. However, when trying to do a THC detox or pass a urine drug test in 24 hours with synthetic urine, you really shouldn’t be looking at pricing. Why?

Because if you buy a bad urine, your job is probably on the line. And a job is much more important than few extra $10 in the wallet.

Average Customer Rating is 4.4/5 Making Sub Solution Highest Rated Synthetic Urine

All in all, the Sub is the highest rated synthetic urine and it’s been around from 2003. It is sold exclusively online and we don’t list it where to buy synthetic urine in stores article.

When it comes to buying quality synthetic urine to pass a drug test, the Sub is the thing you get (if you can afford it).

Other synthetic urines might work just as fine (you’ll just have to heat them up somehow) and will cost a bit less but if you want to have a guaranteed ‘THC negative’ on your drug test, the Sub-Solution is the first choice.

You can buy the Sub-Solution here even a day before a drug test.

All the luck to you guys!

Best THC Detox Guide: How To Pass A Drug Test In 2018

Best THC Detox Guide: How To Pass A Drug Test In 2018

You’ve probably searched for THC detox quite a lot, and not for the lack of results.

What is the best marijuana detox?

That’s a really popular topic on the internet, and quite frankly, you can read about the best weed detox in 2018 or marijuana cleanse on every weed forum.

But is all, or any, of these GNCs or niacin or weed detox drinks actually true, and what are the myths?

Let’s start this marijuana detox guide on the bright side. Here are the most entertaining “failed drug test excuses”:

  • THC positive‘Second-hand smoking, I swear it, ma’am.’
  • Opioid positive‘I ate a poppy seed bagel.’ 
  • Amphetamine positive ‘Somebody dropped something in my drink.’ 
  • All-kinds-of-positive‘The tech switched my urine.’

There is no talking out of a failed drug test.

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‘You just got busted for drugs, dude.’ (Words you DON’T want to hear)

We are going to take a no bs approach to the best medical marijuana detox and answer if you can actually do a THC detox, or are all of the detox products out there a bunch of nonsense.

I’ll also go into details about what are the most promising ways to detox THC out of your body (you might be surprised, but they are some that actually work for a majority of cases – confirmed by drug analysis kits).

Which Is The Best Detox To Pass A Drug Test?

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I would recommend going through all the cannabis detox products (natural and others) that don’t work or partially work, but if you’re in a hurry you can skip it and fast-forward to the best marijuana detox of 2018 (newsflash, it’s a combo of drinks, pills, and fibers from Toxin Rid line).

Let’s jump into it (be sure to go into marijuana abrupt withdrawal right now – put the joint down):

  • What are the best natural ways to medical marijuana detox (drinking water and sweating actually has some effect)?
  • Why you should flush your GNC flush down the toilet.
  • List of The Good, The Bad and The Ugly detox drinks for THC – why do people still believe in these?
  • Marijuana detox kits are a real thing actually (Which ones work best?).
  • How to check if any of the tetrahydrocannabinol detox products you used actually worked.

How Long Does Weed Stay In Your System?

THC elimination time is a very important question and somewhat complex to answer. What we do know for a fact is that THC stays in the body longer than almost any other drug. This is because of its fat-soluble nature. While other water-soluble drugs can leave the body in 24 hours or less, cannabis is here to stay for a long time.

In essence, fat cells readily capture the tetrahydrocannabinol (THC) molecule and steadily releases it into our bloodstream. From the blood, it goes into urine, hair, saliva and so on.

According to Mayo Clinic Laboratories, THC is detected in a urine drug test 30 days after the last use.

Of course, the period of time that marijuana stays in your system depends on several factors like how the frequency of cannabis ingestion, total body fat of an individual and their metabolism, as well as the type of urine drug panels used (some have a lower limit of detection than others).

Here are average detection times for THC in urine:

  1. Single use 3 days (72 hours).
  2. Moderate use7 days (1 week). Considered up to 5 uses per week.
  3. Heavy use14 days (2 weeks). Daily short-term use of cannabis.
  4. Chronic heavily use 30 days (1 month). Most of the long-term weed enthusiasts fall into this category.

thc detection times

How Much THC Is In Your Body Right Now?

If you’ve just tried medical marijuana one time you don’t have to stress about the drug test that much (unless it’s scheduled tomorrow). However, if you are a regular user, the time it takes for THC to clear out of your system is usually working against you.

The pace at which cannabis leaves your body is determined by the following factors:

1. Frequency, Time And Quantity Of Use

The math here is simple. The more you smoke or ingest marijuana, the more of THC is currently in your body. It will take way longer to be cleaned out of your system than in the case of a single-time user.

A regular user will usually have high amounts of THC stored in their fat tissue cells. Storage of this molecule is accumulating over time; there is a substantial difference between people who used cannabis on a daily basis for 1 month versus people who used it in 1 year.

As a consequence, the time it takes for THC to leave the body is considerably longer; albeit it’s worth to mention that the detoxification time is non-linear. This means that it won’t take 12 times as long for the system to be clear of THC in the case of 1-year used vs 1-month user (it will be less).

2. Amount Of Total Body Fat

Cannabis is stored in fat tissue; the more fat overall an individual has, the larger amount of THC will be stored, and it will the detoxification process will take longer.

Every pound of fat represents a distribution area within which THC can be dissolved.

weight and height marijuana detox
Higher total body fat can prolong THC elimination.

How to calculate total body fat: If an individual weighs 150 lbs and has 20% of body fat, he or she has 30 lbs of fat in which THC can take refuge. You can use a body fat calculator to estimate how much fat you have. It’s worth mentioning that, on average, women have considerably higher body fat percentage than men.

Weight and Body Fat
Case A: A male has 180 lbs and 15% of body fat. The total fat amount is 27 lbs.

Case B: A female has 140 lbs and 25% of body fat. In this case, the total body fat amount is 35 pounds.

Because Case B has 8 pounds of fat more than Case A, it has the larger capacity to store THC and will, all other things considered equal, need more time to completely detoxify from weed.

Does height affect how long will it take for THC to leave the body?

No. It doesn’t matter if an individual’s height is 6’11” or 5’1′; there is no relationship between height and THC distribution volume. All that matters, in this case, is the total body fat; however, it is true that higher people usually have higher total body fat mass.

3. Metabolism And Exercise

Metabolism is considered to be the sum of chemical processes in a human body, usually thought of in terms of speed and ability to process, store, use and eliminate biochemical substances.

People with higher metabolism will process and eliminate THC with greater speed than people will low metabolism rate.

Usually, every individual has a sense if they have a quick or slow metabolism. As far as the rate at which THC is eliminated from the body goes, it is beneficial to have a high-rate metabolism.

The best way to give a kick to your metabolism is exercise. Exercise in itself presents a great natural way to quicker detoxification process due to its ability to lift metabolism levels and burn fat cell. Especially cardio sports like running, swimming and cycling can be applied to reduce the time it takes for THC to leave the body.

4. Health And Nutrition

Every health issue that may affect elimination processes can potentially dilate the THC elimination time. This includes problems with kidneys, liver or cardiovascular diseases.

A balanced diet is also essential to guarantee that the normal functionality of the body. A healthy and well-nourished body will work against prolonging the time it takes for THC secretion.

On the other hand, a high-calorie diet rich in fats and carbs will induce the creation of fat tissue; the very same fat tissue in which THC molecule is readily dissolved. If an individual’s desire is to not prolong the THC detox process, he or she should stay away from high-calorie diets.

In Which Body Parts Does THC Store Itself?

When cannabis enters the body (either via pulmonary system or via gastrointestinal tract), it is readily absorbed into the bloodstream. From there it travels throughout the body and cements itself in fat cells, saliva, hair follicles, and eventually, its derivatives such as THC-COOH are found present up both in urine and excrements.

Drug tests for weed are designed specifically to detect the presence of THC and THC-COOH in urine, saliva, hair and in the bloodstream.

The biggest storage of THC are the fat cells. From there, they are readily re-introduced into the bloodstream where they can be excreted via:

  1. Urine (via liver which attached carboxylic group in order to form water-soluble THC-COOH. This molecule is filtered through the kidneys to produce urine. Urine tests detect the newly formed THC-COOH to produce a ‘marijuana positive’ test result.)
  2. Feces (transported via bile from the liver to the gastrointestinal system and are excreted as THC via feces.)
  3. Sweat (small amount of cannabis-related molecules can be excreted via sweat.)
  4. Saliva (directly from the bloodstream.)
  5. Hair (via the bloodstream.)

Detoxification Process For Weed And What It Is Anyway

Weed cleanse is a process of detoxification from THC and its metabolites. For chronic long-term uses, the abstinence from cannabis products is usually accompanied by various withdrawal symptoms such as nausea, anxiety, and depression.

In the contexts of drug analysis, however, THC detoxification process is usually considered as a series of methods of cleansing oneself of THC enough to pass a drug checkup.

Failing a drug test does, in almost all cases, entails negative consequences such as not getting the job or being fired from a current job which can abruptly change people’s lives.

There are several marijuana detoxification methods, ranging from natural, product-based and thorough cleansing diets, and we’ll cover them all.

What is common to every such method is that they are designed to expedite the release of THC and its metabolites out of the system. They achieve the quicker detoxification process via increasing the release of THC via urine and feces (and to a small degree through sweating).

Types Of Drug Tests

Sooner or later we’re faced with passing a urinalysis (UA). In more than 90% of cases, medical experts will require of us to pass a urine drug analysis, and luckily the ‘pee test’ is the easiest one to prepare. Here is a full list of types of drug check ups:

  1. Urine drug analysis – UA.
  2. Hair or hair follicle drug test.
  3. Saliva or mouth swab tests
  4. Blood testing for drugs.
Weed does show up a long time in urine (up to about 30 days); however, if an individual is served a hair follicle drug test on the spot, they need to know that THC can stay in hair for up to 90 days.

With a thorough cleansing, the 30 days it takes for urine to clear of THC, can be significantly reduced, even to few days. With a hair test, the chances of reducing the detection time after last use are tenfold more challenging.

Urine Drug Test

If you’re looking to detox from THC, the chances are you’re likely facing an imminent urinalysis. Testing urine for drugs such as cannabis is by far the most popular way of determining if an individual has used weed in the past month or so.

The procedure for the ‘urine-giver’ is surprisingly simple. An individual is usually scheduled to show up at a medical facility that performs the urine drug test. After the standard paperwork, he or she is required to provide a urine sample.

One usually gets a cup from a nurse and is instructed to pee in it in the safety of a toilet stall. That’s pretty much how urine test works if you’re being investigated for drugs.

What are they looking for in your urine?

thc test cut off rates

From the investigator’s side, it is a bit more complex as far as the analytics go. In most cases, the provided cup of urine goes to a laboratory where a laboratory technician uses a urinalysis panel (basically a stick, covered with a reagent, inserted into the pee cup) in order to determine if individual’s urine contains traces of weed.

The drug testing panel that is using cannabinoid immunoassays is designed not to detect THC; it detects it’s metabolite delta9-THC-COOH (11-nor-delta9-tetrahydrocannabinol-9-carboxylic acid).

Cut-Off Rates For THC Urine Test

It is very interesting to see how urine tests with different cut-off rates work. The lower the cut-off rate, the higher is the possibility that a person’s urine will produce a ‘weed positive’ drug test result.

A study by National Institutes of Health found surprising results while investigating how long after the last use can cannabis use still be detected via urine; they have compared urine drug testing methods with different cut-off rates.

Each of the test subjects was given a marijuana cigarette and was tested how long they can detect the weed via urine with different methods. Here are the results for one-time users:

  • 100 ng/ml cut-off rate – 1.5 days.
  • 50 ng/ml cut-off rate – 2 days.
  • 20 ng/ml cut-off rate – up to 6 days.
  • Gas chromatography-mass spectrometry (GC-MS) – up to 12 days.

If you smoke 1 blunt one time, how long can you still be positive on a urinalysis?

Well, 1.5 days or 12 days, depending on the analytical technique that is used in order to quantify THC metabolite in one’s urine stream.

In standard circumstances, an investigated individual won’t be facing the monstrously accurate GC-MS machine. Most of the laboratories use cannabinoid immunoassays with 20 or 50 ng/ml cut-off rates. That, by the way, means that they can detect weed in one urine even if you only have 20 nanograms (1 billionth of a gram) in 1 ml of urine.

That’s why the detoxification process has to be as thorough as possible to pass a drug test.

Tip For Passing A Urinalysis – Use Middle Urine

Before we go into different methods to detox; here is a drug testing tip that anybody can use:

Always give the middle urine.

When you start urinating, the biggest load of THC is concentrated in the first and last drops. The first drops have the highest concentrations of THC because they’ve soaped up all the urine in the final path of the urinary tract (penis or end of the female urinary tract).

The last drops are usually the slowest and the slow-flowing urine with again soap up more urine that fast-flowing urine.

The middle urine is usually the fastest flowing and it contains the lowest concentration of THC metabolites. The difference may be small but it could be the difference between passing and failing a drug test.

THC Detox Methods

When the times comes for passing a drug test and an individual pretty much knows he or she won’t pass it without a bit of help, it’s time for weed detox.

Which is the best cannabis detox though?

best cannabis detoxification methods

There is a variety of different detox products, ranging from natural detox remedies to detox drinks and detox kits. We have decided to look at each of these products in order to answer which is the best and most thorough detox method one can use in order to expedite THC elimination from their system.

The following cleansing method reviews come in four segments:

  1. Natural detoxification methods.
  2. Detox and cleansing drinks.
  3. Detox pills.
  4. Complete all-in-one THC detox kits.

How To Detox Naturally From Weed? Top 10 Ideas

The natural way would be the most useful way to cleanse your body. If it worked.

Most of the natural detoxification methods, however, have a limited effect on the increase of THC elimination. Nonetheless, the ideas like ‘Cranberry juice is the best natural cleanse for cannabis’ are somehow still very popular today.

This is why we’re going to cover all the ways marijuana is considered to be magically flushed out of the system using home remedies and let’s just start with cranberry juice.

1. Cranberry Juice

One of the best-known detox drinks for a total body cleanse is cranberry juice. Naturally, because it’s so popular for every kind of detox, one would assume that it will also do wonders for a drug test.

A question of how much cranberry juice should your drink to pass a the weed test is definitely not an unreasonable one because of two reasons. How does cranberry juice work for THC detox?

  1. Cranberry juice is a diuretic and it will make an individual eliminate higher quantities of urine.
  2. The acidic nature of cranberry juice will lower the pH of urine.

Producing higher quantities of urine is, of course, beneficial when you’re using cranberry juice as a drug detox drink. The more you urine, the quicker weed will leave the body.

cranberry juice for weed cleanse
Cranberry juice is a natural detox drink.

What is more, because cranberry juice can lower pH of urine significantly (here is a study of the effect of cranberry juice on the pH of urine), the THC molecule will be more soluble in urine. In turn, we’ll need less time to pee out the weed.

The question remains how long does it take for cranberry juice to clean your system for a drug test?

Unfortunately, even if you gulp down several gallons of it a day, it will have but a small effect. Maybe you’ll shave a day or even two but cranberry juice certainly doesn’t guarantee you to pass a thorough THC test.

What is more, if you overdo it, the urine can become so diluted it will practically be transparent (not yellow, as normal urine). In order to put some color back, B Vitamins such as B6 (niacin) are advised. They will produce a yellowish color of urine but that urine contains THC, it won’t help an individual pass a weed test.

There are several real detox drinks that include enhanced cranberry juice effect on drug elimination process.

2. Lemon Juice As A Natural Way To Weed Detox

Almost exactly the same as for cranberry juice can be said for lemon juice (+ copious amounts of water). Drinking it will fill your body with fluids that need to be disposed of via urine and some small part of THC metabolites will be excreted in such a way.

Of course, lemon juice is pretty much one of the most acidic drinks we consume. It has a pH value of 2 to 3 which will turn pH of urine acidic as well and flush more THC out.

But does lemon juice help you pass a drug test? It does provide a bit of help but, unfortunately, usually too little.

How many people do you know who said they pass a pee test with a lemon juice cleanse?

Nonetheless, lemon juice does represent a way to help an individual to beat a test naturally better than cranberry juice simply because it has a lower pH value. However, even consuming copious amount of it won’t make much of a difference with a standard laboratory 50 ng/ml cut-off THC testing panel.

3. Coffee And Tea

Do you know why British drink so much tea? Well, it certainly isn’t because they want to beat a drug test.

Coffee and tea are two of the most popular caffeine-containing drinks and are, as such, thought of as natural detox drinks. Do tea and coffee flush out THC? It does help a bit due too:

  1. Coffee and tea are diuretics. Caffeine in both tea and coffee does increase urination.
  2. You’re drinking something with water in it.
  3. People can drink a lot of coffee.

It is sensible to use diuretics when trying to pass a weed test. The more urine we produce and excrete, the less weed we have in our system.

To add to this, coffee and tea are mostly comprised of water. Water gives us something to pee out, flushing the THC out with the urine. Even better, while people may struggle to drink something like lemon juice, most of us do drink more than 3 cups of coffee per day and would be happy to drink even more of it if coffee would flush the THC out of our system.

But does it?

Unfortunately, not likely. Even if we’re trying to cleanse our system of THC naturally, drinking some additional cups of coffee or tea won’t help us substantially.

4. Bentonite Clay (Elimination Via Feces)

Yes, bentonite clay is a thing in the world of cannabis tests. There are several formulations of liquid bentonite clay detox cleanses and there is even some scientific basis for its use.

While most natural THC detox drinks work on increasing urine production and mitigate the transfer of weed out of the body via urine, bentonite clay works more on increasing the THC excretion via feces.

This sort of clay is very absorbent and as such it absorbs all kinds of toxins all along the gastrointestinal tract – this includes small and big intestines. A big part of THC is excreted from the liver via bile to the intestines where bentonite clay can absorb it and speed up the process of THC elimination via intestines.

In short, it makes you poop out more THC than you would normally do. Is it enough to just use bentonite clay to pass a drug test? Of course not, but it can give you an edge if you’re near cut-off rate.

5. Exercise (Elimination Via Sweat)

Everybody who has used weed chronically knows that when you sweat, the sweat itself smells a bit of cannabis. Indeed, including exercise into a weed detox program can have some advantageous effects when trying to beat a drug test.

Exercise does help remove THC out of your system with the following processes:

  1. Sweats out the weed.
  2. Increases metabolism.
  3. Burns fat cells full of THC.
  4. Makes you drink more to hydrate.
Given all the benefits, exercise is the best way to pass a drug test naturally. 

Sweating the weed out is a bit far-fetched, however, the true value of exercise when it comes to cannabis detox is the heightened metabolism levels. All the chemical processes, including toxin elimination, are speeded up. The intense workout will put a body into a high gear that can significantly help with passing a drug test.

best exercises for thc detox
Running and cardio activities increase metabolism and induce sweating.

What is more, if you reduce your calorie intake, you can create calorie-deficit. Coupled with exercise, this will induce your system to break down the fat cell and release the THC stored in them. Catabolic state the body will be in will prompt excretion of weed in the most natural way.

Here are some of the best exercises to flush THC out of your system:

  1. Running.
  2. Cycling.
  3. Swimming.
  4. Hiking.
  5. Other cardio sports or activities.

The added benefit of high-intensive cardio activities is that an individual will have to replenish the water loss caused by such sports. It is not unreasonable to drink up to a whole gallon of water during a single hike.

All the natural detox drinks can hardly compare with the benefits exercise provides.

6. Sauna (Detox Via Sweat)

Sauna has a similar effect on fat loss, metabolism and increased water intake as intensive training has, with one important difference:

You can enjoy a sauna instead of sweating it out on a 10k run. 

Steam room drug detox is definitely the most leisure way of flushing the weed out of your system. The combination of high-intensive training followed by a sauna cleanse can significantly increase the metabolism and elimination of bodily fluids like sweat and urine.

Furthermore, the combined effect will prompt a user to drink water in order for the rehydration. Nonetheless, be sure to replenish the electrolytes (such as magnesium, calcium, sodium, potassium) that will leave the body via sweat and urine.

It is also important to increase the consumption of vitamins. Putting metabolism into a higher gear as a way to cleanse yourself of THC will increase the demand for vitamins. In order for metabolism to keep going, we have to fuel it with enough electrolytes and vitamins to sustain high-intensity activities and replenish.

7. Vitamin B (Gives Yellow Color To Urine)

A common feature of natural THC detox methods is that they increase the production and elimination of urine. This may dilute the urine to the point that it is no longer of proper yellow urine color. It can be almost as transparent as water.

Some people see B-vitamins as natural vitamins that help detox the body from weed. This has little to no scientific background. Namely, vitamin B such as niacin doesn’t significantly contribute to urine production nor do they work as a good diuretic agent.

But vitamins B do color the transparent diluted urine (from all the detoxing) yellow. Lab technician that collects a urine sample for a test will not be alarmed if the urine is nicely yellow.

That being said, vitamin B on its own will not reduce the time it takes for THC to leave the body. It will, however, make a diluted urine normal again. It functions as kind of a make-up for urine and this is why many detox drinks and THC detox kits include it in their formulas.

8. Diuretics And Water (Urine Excretion)

Diuretics are the biggest part of herbal remedies for passing a drug test. Doing a detox with diuretics can be put into a simple step-by-step plan:

  1. Get every kind of diuretic and start consuming it.
  2. Drink water like the world’s going to end.
  3. Pee the THC out.

Common hot beverages such as coffee and tea are natural diuretics that everybody can use to try to pass a urinalysis. But the effect of diuretics on weed detox is questionable and often disputed.

dandelion root is a natural diuretic
Dandelion root is a naturally occurring diuretic and herbal remedy.

The urine production and elimination can be substantially increased. But does that additional urine contain so much THC that we can use diuretics to detox efficiently? Not likely.

There are several natural diuretics one might use, such as:

  • Dandelion root.
  • Hawthorn berries and roots.
  • Juniper berries.
  • Tea from hibiscus.
  • Parsley root.
  • Horsetail extract.
All these herbal cleansing solutions might sound healthy but they, on their own, hardly have a more significant effect on THC elimination as a banana smoothie.

Diuretics work solemnly on the production of urine; what they fail to do is to actively extract THC from the fat cells. They at best mask the THC in urine but we don’t consider using diuretics as complete weed detox solutions.

9. Healthy Foods For Weed Detox

A fresh and balanced diet is a cornerstone of a healthy lifestyle. Arguably having an appropriate diet and exercise routine can help us avoid many health issues, and this can lead to many of us considering that healthy food can be used to cleanse weed out of our bodies as well.

It is true that a healthy low-calorie diet can burn fat and flush all the toxins, including THC, out. However, losing weight, especially cutting the fat, is a lengthy process that can last for months.

A drug test is scheduled only weeks, if not days, in advance. Using healthy food for drug detox could drive the toxins out in some months if we add exercise and a low-calorie diet.

If the test is next week, all the veggies and fruits in the world won’t help much.

Nonetheless, here is the list of some foods that are considered to flush the THC out of the system:

  • Wheatgrass powder.
  • Berries – blueberries, blackberries, strawberries, gooseberries.
  • Tomato and tomato juice.
  • Lean protein – chicken, turkey, white fish.
  • Soybeans and other beans.
  • Garlic and onions.

Most of these foods for detox are either mild diuretics (tomato) or are high in fiber content. This means they could potentially expedite the elimination of toxins such as cannabis via urine or feces.

best foods for cannabis detox
Tomato and garlic are considered to be toxin-cleansing foods for your system.

However, a thorough cleansing diet with healthy foods usually targets fat tissue because fat captures the most amount of toxins in our body. But those diets, in order to be effective, last for months on end.

Food is not a quick solution for passing a drug test.

10. Keto Diet (Detox Via Pure Fat Loss)

As we’ve seen, not one specific food can magically make THC disappear from our bodies. But if you could lose fat tissue fast, this would deplete THC main storage and that could make you pass a drug test.

That’s the main idea behind using ketosis as a means to mess up a test for drugs.

Keto diet or ketosis is a specific diet where an individual only consumes fat and protein but avoids, at almost all costs, carbs. Our nervous system is depended on carbs (glucose) and will burn quite a lot of it – something like 0.2 lbs of glucose per day. But what happens if there are no carbs?

Well, the nervous system will have to burn something else to power up – fats. Arguably this reasoning is quite credible and can lead to a rapid fat loss.

Of course, during a detox for a drug test, it’s not so much the fat loss that we find helpful; it’s the THC loss.

By itself, a keto diet can help us pass a urinalysis, but it has one major flaw. It still burns THC-filled fat too slow.

It can take up to a month and more for the ketosis to cleanse out the body of THC and by then it’s too late for everybody who had to take the test during that period.

Ketosis for a drug test is a good idea; but not feasible if you have a drug test schedules within 2 weeks of starting it.

Do’s and Dont’s

DO: Consider flushing marijuana out of your system. If you’re not from Colorado or any other weed-friendly state, you don’t want to test THC positive on your drug test – using best marijuana detox will help you there. I do agree that cannabis should be legal to smoke everywhere but as long as we have laws prohibiting the use of medical , your ass will get fired if they catch you on THC drug test. Sorry, but this is the reality we live in.

DON’T: Just buy into herb detox products marketing because you’re in a rush to flush marijuana out of your body. Companies selling marijuana detoxification products know you’re almost desperate and can claim their product to be the best weed detox ever. You will either:

  • Lose your job.
  • Don’t get the job you’ve interviewed for.
  • Most definitely, finding a job with ‘THC POSITIVE’ on medical record or CV is going to be a lot tougher.
thc weed detox
If Jesus (the violet pedophile from The Big Lebowski) told you his drug detox super drink works, would you believe him? Right.

And believe me, they want to bank on your fear. So the smart way is to be thorough when deciding to buy THC detox products. Most of them will not do anything as far as fast marijuana elimination goes, but the best marijuana detox combos (check at the end) will help.

BONUS: Here are few maryjane detox buzzwords marketing uses (and you should avoid them)

  • ‘Truly Amazing!’ Yeah, right.
  • ‘Works in 12 hours!’ Am….
  • ‘Totally Guaranteed Results!’ Nobody can guarantee that.
  • ‘Buy NOW!’ Stop urging me.
  • ‘XXDetoxXXSuperPowerBOOST!’ Oh, that sounds so legit, man.

Alright, so what are the best options for actual weed detox? Let’s have a look at few choices:

GNC for THC Detox (not worth your time)

Have you ever heard of anybody using doing a GNC detox to pass a drug test (and it actually worked)? Right, neither have I.

The reason is pretty straightforward – GNC doesn’t even have cannabis detox products. Sure, you can find anything from herbal cleanse to colon cleanse (btw, that’s a super diarrhea product) and sure, some people may think that THC cleanses works by sh*tting the living hell out of you (newsflash: it doesn’t). If you’re looking for the best weed detox, GNC is not the way it goes.

GNC Weed Detox Review

GNC doesn’t even strike me as the voice of reason as far as marijuana is concerns. However, I do love reading some of their detox reviews (they’re priceless) – here’s one:

colon cleanse review
The guy was on the toilet for a whole night. Ouch!

To do GNC justice, they have one bad weed detox drink (I’ll go into more details later on).

The Same Goes For Herbal Remedies (Fight Herb with Herb, right? Wrong)

I don’t know how this started but I’ve seen all over the internet that people buy herbal remedies that promise ‘surprising THC detox results’. Ok.

First of all, even the dangerous chemicals have troubles flushing THC out any quicker than our bodies themselves would do, but some flowers and herbs are more than capable of doing that? And in less than 2 days? Just wow. Sounds like the best marijuana detox, right? Well…

Some even recommend herbal remedies for hair follicle drug test – you know, the toughest drug test to pass. This is just too far fetched.

Well, we can stop this just now. Here is the best marijuana detox product of all time – tea. That’s right! Just make yourself some tea with honey and lemon and it will flush years of medical marijuana using out.

Back in the real world, the herbal remedies are another well known THC detox myth. I guess it does make a sense to fight herb with herb, right? We all like the green weed herb (and trust it to work), why wouldn’t we give our trust to herbal remedies as well? It sounds too perfect to be true, and it is. We have no real scientific proof that any of natural remedies would be of any use in marijuana detox (would love for it to work, but it just doesn’t).

Herb Detox Drinks – Which One Are The Best?

The first and biggest question is obvious: Do the weed detox drinks even work?

Yes and no. The thing about best marijuana detox drinks is that there are so many out there that your head starts hurting. They all promise you best detox results in x-number of days. However, reading the labels, many of us don’t even know what to look for – what separates the drink the best THC detox drink from the worst weed detoxification drink?

Doing some research I labeled these so-called ‘best marijuana detox drinks’ into 3 categories.

  • The Good (have all the right ingredients)
  • The Bad (have some right ingredients)
  • … and the Ugly (these guys usually think Vitamin C will cure brain cancer – 100% guaranteed!!!)

The Ugly Detox Drinks

An example of the Ugly THC cleanses would be diet cleanses and diarrhea colon cleanses that we a review for earlier. The concept of reducing fat and sh*tting it out does seem reasonable at first. THC is very fat-soluble and remains in our body longer because it is stored in our fat tissue.

bad drinks
These ones. That’s why I call them ‘Ugly’.

Losing fat really does help us eliminate marijuana and beat a drug test. When our fat (containing THC) is melted away, the THC goes into the bloodstream and is readily and quickly eliminated via Number One and Number Two. But surely the best weed detox should help you there, right?

However, the fake diet drinks and diarrhea drinks by themselves do nothing to eliminate THC. If you want this to work out, you actually have to workout – cardio is the best – and drink lots of water.

P.S.: Oh, and they have at least 4 exclamation marks on the packaging (I really mean this, BS comes with ‘!!!!’).

The Bad Marijuana Detox Drinks

The Bad ones are not necessarily ‘bad’ but I had to use it just to come up with The Bad, The Good and The Ugly. Joking aside, these marijuana detox drinks do have some light touch that might speed up THC elimination.

What light touch? Well, some herbal extract and some vitamins. Nothing that would really help you pass a THC test; but they are usually tasty. And healthy, like smoothies for example. However, they will do very little to flush THC out in immediate future.

QCarbo16, for example, comes in a grape flavor as well. See? They can be tasty.

I would recommend these for 1-time smokers. Why? Well, for one, they probably had only one joint and that is not enough THC to be absorbed into fat tissue. Prolonged users will have their fat tissue filled with THC and they will have to flush that out with the best THC cleansing detox. However, one-time puffer only has some small quantity of marijuana in his or her blood – that will go readily out and these kinds of juices or smoothies can help a bit.

The Good – Best Drinks for Cannabis Detox

Have you heard of niacin? On pretty much any drug detox site you land on, they will talk about how niacin or Vitamin B3 works. It’s the only consistent ingredient in the weed detox world. Now that is a pretty rare thing in the influx of such nonsense information that is spread about the best marijuana detox and how to pass drug tests.

Where am I going with this? Well, the best marijuana detox drinks do include one thing – loads of niacin. Almost unhealthy amounts. Why? Because it is the only thing that we can confidently say that it does work.

Don’t believe it? Let me send some science your way (I bet natural remedy detoxes don’t have science up their sleeves). Mind you – even scientific evidence for niacin to work as an effective weed detox is circumstantial (yet it’s the most valid information we got). Here is an article published by scientists from the School of Medicine, Environmental Sciences Laboratory, in Los Angeles that connects niacin use with quicker THC detox. Do you want a quick summary? Here it is:

niacin for thc detox

The thing about the best detox drinks for THC is that, well, they don’t exist (or include so much niacin they might be dangerous to drink). The herbal drinks are the best you can get. However, you can make yourself a homemade drug detox drink.

Homemade Maryjane Detox Drink

There are no tricks here. The best quick chances are that niacin can help. And getting niacin pills is quite easy – all you have to do is to create a drink out of it.

How much niacin should I put into a DIY THC detox drink?

Honestly, I don’t know. I hope you guys (those with experience in this) can give us all some pointers in the comments. Basically, here you can get cheap niacin pills. 120 capsules, with 500 mg niacin each, cost less than $10.

The good thing about capsules is that you can open them very easily and put the niacin in water, mix it up and you have a homemade drug detox drink. How much niacin and when to drink this is anybody’s guess. This makes this approach risky, to say the least. But it is an option, and I wanted to fairly put it out there.

And finally, we’ve come to what does actually consistently works. Did you guess it? It’s the best marijuana detox combos, of course.

Best Marijuana Detox Combos (Stuff That Consistently Works)

I hope we’ve learned by now that marijuana detox is not an easy trick. Not only do you have to sieve through all the nonsense that is posted on the net but I do hope you realized that a simple drink or some herbs won’t really do the trick.

Weed detox can be a lengthy process if you want to do it right. From what is heard on the street, only the excessive kits will eliminate THC quicker or mask it effectively. Most of the people opt for easy ways out – like detox drinks – only to be later caught on a drug test. I don’t know who they think they’re doing a favor but taking marijuana detox lightly is definitely not the way to go.

This is how an actual THC detox combo that got recommended on the streets looks (and is confirmed by drug test kits) like:

Toxin Rid detox instructions

That’s right – to thoroughly take care of THC, you have to do a combination of cleansing substances. The great thing is that this marijuana detox kit combines all of thempre-rid pills, detox liquid (or drink) and dietary fibers (not your usual fiber-full cereals fibers – there are bigger quantities).

Here is one review that is pretty much consistent with what is said on the street. What I like is that you can see how much marijuana was smoked prior to the weed test – 5 days a week for 4 months.

marijuana detox review

Here is the most frequently mentioned THC detox kit (you can choose any other that is similar to this one or check out a post about does Toxin Rid work – and why it works the best):

Best marijuana detox (with pre-rid pills, detox liquid and dietary fibers).
Best marijuana detox combo is Toxin Rid line (with pre-rid pills, detox drink, and dietary fibers).

This is a 5-day intensive kit. Yes, it is intensive, and with a good reason – it’s the only way how to make sure THC will actually leave your body. And yes, it does cost almost $110. However, at the end of the day, you have to ask yourself if you want to lose your job by getting a $10 fake ‘miracle THC potion’ or are you actually serious about passing a drug test.

BONUS TIP: How To Check That THC Detox Worked?

All in all, the marijuana detox kit is the best (albeit not the easiest or cheapest) way to guarantee anybody to pass a THC drug test (be it urine test or cotton swab test).

Nonetheless, the smart way is to check that weed detox actually worked. You can check out every drug detox trick out there – and then use a THC test to confirm if marijuana detox of your choice worked. You’ll see for yourself that most products don’t really work. Some, however, such as Tetrahydrocannabinol detox kits with the trio of pre-rids, liquid and fibers do the trick – and you can check that!

How?

With a simple THC test, of course. Just get one (the easiest one to use is the urine THC test) and test yourself after the marijuana detox. If you tested negative, you know it worked, and you can go carefree to a drug testing clinic. If you’re still positive and have time left before the test, stop kidding around with fake stuff and do the cleansing that works.

You can buy it at your local pharmacy or online (the cheapest is UTest on Amazon for a bit more than $5).

Help Make Intenet No-Nonsense Place For Marijuana Detox

I really hope this guide helped some of you guys out there. The only thing I would ask in return is to comment about what kind of THC detox you used and what were the results. This is how we can start getting some credibility about marijuana on the internet as well.

Hopefully, it will help speed up the marijuana legalization process and in time we won’t have to worry about getting fired because of smoking weed anymore. However, till then let us help each other out and spread some truthful and credible news to everybody who’s in need of them.

Stay safe. Stay negative.

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(2) Goodwin RS, Darwin WD, Chiang CN, Shih M, Li S-H, Huestis MA. Urinary Elimination of 11-Nor-9-carboxy- 9-tetrahydrocannnabinol in Cannabis Users During Continuously Monitored Abstinence. Journal of analytical toxicology. 2008;32(8):562-569.

(3) Abdominal fat and what to do about it. Harvard Health Publishing: Harvard Medical School. www.health.harvard.edu/staying-healthy/abdominal-fat-and-what-to-do-about-it

(4) Urine Drug Screening: Practical Guide for Clinicians Moeller, Karen E. et al. Mayo Clinic Proceedings, Volume 83, Issue 1, 66 – 76.

(5) Herrmann ES, Cone EJ, Mitchell JM, et al. Non-Smoker Exposure to Secondhand Cannabis Smoke II: Effect of Room Ventilation on the Physiological, Subjective, and Behavioral/Cognitive Effects. Drug and alcohol dependence. 2015;151:194-202. doi:10.1016/j.drugalcdep.2015.03.019.

(6) Sharma P, Murthy P, Bharath MMS. Chemistry, Metabolism, and Toxicology of Cannabis: Clinical Implications. Iranian Journal of Psychiatry. 2012;7(4):149-156.

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Does Synthetic Urine Work With Drug Tests? (2018 Updated)

Does Synthetic Urine Work With Drug Tests? (2018 Updated)

Even though synthetic urine is the most popular way of passing a urine drug test, we still get a lot of emails with ‘I have a drug test in 2 days, I’m x tall and weigh x pounds, smoked a joint 2 weeks ago, should I use synthetic urine? Does synthetic urine work?’. To clear the picture and put some common sense thinking into does synthetic urine work for lab drug tests, we did a bit of investigating which uncovered the following conclusions:

Does synthetic urine work for:

  1. Calibrating urinalysis test strips – it was created to check if urine drug tests work properly – YES.
  2. ‘Golden showers’ – synthetic urine does work for that but some people complain about the lack of ‘that unique smell’ – so partly yes.
  3. Passing a urine drug test (the big one everybody wants to know about) – of course, it works if you use it with common sense – so YES.

We focused on the question if synthetic urine works to pass a drug test, even in 2017. From user reviews and, well, our own experience we are quite certain that it works (otherwise it wouldn’t be so frequently used by one-time puffers and true stoners alike to beat a drug test).

What is even more important than knowing if synthetic urine works is which is the best one to use to guarantee you to pass. We’ll go into that but here’s a spoiler – it has everything to do with the right temperature of synthetic urine.

does synthetic urine work
Urinalysis uses sample urine to determine if an individual used drugs in the past month.

How Does Synthetic Urine Work?

Despite synthetic urine being widely used to beat drug tests, it was initially designed to test if urinalysis test strips work consistently or not.

Basically, they mixed together all the things that they measure with a urine test (such as urea and uric acid) to create a perfect healthy urine – otherwise known as ‘synthetic urine’. Then they checked if urine test strips will recognize it the synthetic urine as perfect healthy urine – and out of 100 tests, 100 test strips told the same. There is no difference between synthetic urine and a normal urine.

Of course, when drug testing for employment began, people started using synthetic urine to beat the drug test. Test strips dipped into a cup of normal urine and synthetic urine show exactly the same result.

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Real urine (left) vs. synthetic urine (right). Can you tell the difference? Even labs can’t tell them apart.

What makes synthetic urine work is, of course, that it is toxin-free. If you smoked weed in the past few weeks, test strips dipped in your pee will recognize THC and you’ll get ‘THC-positive’ on your medical record. Ups!

Now, if you would put synthetic urine in the cup instead of your urine, the test strips dipped in it would tell the lab techs it’s a healthy urine. Does it include THC? Nope, it’s clean and you get ‘drug-free’ on your medical record. Quite simple, right? That’s the basics of how does synthetic urine work for lab tests.

Let us have a look when synthetic urine doesn’t work:

The Only Case When Synthetic Urine Doesn’t Work For Urine Drug Test

Almost any synthetic urine will show up as a clean healthy urine on the urinalysis test strips. However, there is one case when people don’t pass a drug test when using synthetic urine (and they have to redo the test).

»The Cold Urine« Case

Everybody using common sense will be able to pass a drug test with the right synthetic urine. What some omit is that for synthetic urine to really work, they have to heat it up.

Don’t get me wrong: the test strips and lab results will always be fine as in ‘drug-free’ urine. The only problem is if the lab tech who usually collects the cups of urine picks up your urine sample and it’s cold.

Your own urine would come from your bladder and would have body temperature (about 98-102 F). In order to pass a drug test with synthetic urine, you have to heat it up. If the lab tech will feel that urine temperature is any other than body temperature, he or she will probably know what’s up. And even then, you will only be asked to redo the test – so another urine sample.

Luckily, with a bit of common sense, there is a simple solution to cold urine – just heat it up!

How To Heat Up Synthetic Urine So That It Does Work Every Time

There are actually two options for how to do that – the easy one and the hard one.

I’ll start with the hard one:

Hard Option

Microwave it for 10 seconds and then, somehow, keep it warm. I have to honestly say that because of this technique of heating it up people still ask ‘does synthetic urine work’. Why?

Because sooner or later you’ll find someone who overheated the synthetic urine and the lab tech figured out this molten-lava hot urine couldn’t possibly come from a human being.

how to microwave synthetic urine
How do you microwave synthetic urine exactly to 98-102 F? It’s almost impossible.

We also, of course, have some geniuses who don’t heat it at all and are asked to redo the test again (this time with their urine).

Easy Option

Believe it or not, synthetic urine producers thought about how to easily heat up synthetic urine so that it does work consistently. One actually did figure it out and even patented their formula. Here is the link to the patent, if you’re interested:

The easy heat up comes in a vial containing a special chemical that, when poured into the synthetic urine, heats it up exactly to 98-102F (you even get an indicator that turns green when the urine is in the right temp. range).

The synthetic urine that comes with the self-heat up vial is called Sub-Solution synthetic urine and it’s pretty much the most recommended synthetic urine to use for drug test exactly because of the easy heat-up.

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Full-package Sub-Solution synthetic urine with heat-up vial. You can get ‘The Sub’ here.

Thus it is no wonder that ‘The Sub’ won the #1 rank as the best synthetic urine of 2017. Here is the list of top 7 synthetic urines currently on the market:

Synthetic Urine Comparison (2018)

Synthetic Urine:Sub-Solution (#1)Quick Fix (#2)Xstream (#3)Magnum (#4)Upass (#5)Ultra Pure (#6)Agent X (#7)
Ingredients:
Quality/Price:
Fast Shipping:
Does it heat up?Yes - 98°F to 102°F
NoNoNoNoNoNo
Money-back Guarantee:YesYesYesYesYesYesYes
Average rating:
Available at:TestNegative store
In stock
QuickFix Store
In stock
Xstream store
N/A
N/A
N/A
Upass store
N/A
Ultra Pure store
N/A
Agent X store
N/A

Here’s also a first-hand story of a guy who used it and answers pretty well if synthetic urine does work:

synthetic urine does work
To go to original post, click here and scroll down to reviews.

You’ll Pass A Drug Test With A Bit Of Common Sense (No Worries)

With synthetic urine, a guy flipping burgers at McDonalds or rocket scientist can pass a drug test. Just don’t be stupid about itsynthetic urine does work but you have to heat it up to exactly the body temperature.

Of course, you can microwave it and risk getting caught, or you can buy Sub-Solution and just pour the vial into the ready-to-go synthetic urine.

Just don’t let that one joint you had a few weeks ago ruin your future, especially because even if weed is legal, the drug testing laws are still enforced and that’s simply irrational.

Synthetic Urine Near You – Online Shops And Store Locator

Synthetic Urine Near You – Online Shops And Store Locator

The most common way of beating a urine drug test is by substituting your urine with synthetic urine.

You can find synthetic urine near you by using the store locator.

However, us stoners who have passed a urine drug test with synthetic urine a couple of times know how important it is to get a good synthetic urine.

Where to buy fake pee?

  • In stores near you.
  • Online.

When you use it regularly (because your boss tests you once a year) it’s good to know where to buy synthetic urinein nearby stores or online?

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Real urine (left) vs. Sub-Solution synthetic urine (right). Can you tell the difference? Drug testing labs sure can’t.

Most of the people I speak to (including myself – yeah I sometimes speak to myself) buy synthetic urine online because it’s more discrete (you don’t have to do all face-to-face as you do in the store) but here and there someone gets it from a store nearby.

Naturally, everybody wants to know where they can buy fake pee near them:

»Dude, where do you buy synthetic urine?«

It’s not like they’re selling synthetic urine, the most effective thing to pass a urine drug test, in Walmart.

I’ll list some of the places where to buy synthetic urine in stores (and you should even go through it) but what is the most important is to buy quality synthetic urine. Like, the one which guarantees you to pass a drug test.

The best synthetic urine of 2018 – Sub Solution – is sold exclusively online and naturally its the one that most of the fellow stoners use.

Synthetic Urine Comparison (2018)

 Sub-Solution (#1)Quick Fix (#2)Xstream (#3)Upass (#4)Agent X (#5)
Ingredients:
Quality/Price:
Fast Shipping:
Does it heat up?Yes - 98°F to 102°F
NoNoNoNo
Money-back Guarantee:YesYesYesYesYes
Average rating:
Available at:Buy Sub-SolutionBuy Quick FixBuy XstreamBuy UpassBuy Agent X

We’ll get to where to buy synthetic urine in your vicinity but since most people buy it online let’s start with how to buy synthetic urine online, shall we?

Where To Buy Synthetic Urine Online? (90%)

Roughly 90% of synthetic urine is sold online and here’s why:

  • Discrete (you don’t need to go to the store and show your face)
  • Quick (same-day shipping)
  • You get the best synthetic urine (the No. 1 synthetic urine is sold exclusively online)

When you buy synthetic urine in store, you usually buy from the nearest head shop and you buy the one they have (if they have one – in most cases, they, unfortunately, don’t).

The luxury of buying fake pee online is that you can buy from pretty much from anywhere (1-day shipping) and can get the best quality synthetic urine.

As you can see, the synthetic urine that is sold in head shops – Quick Fix – is kind of ok but the clear winner is the Sub-Solution from TestNegative.com (online store).

Sub-Solution (Rated #1 in 2018) Is Available Exclusively Online

As such a large portion of synthetic urine is sold online, it’s obvious to see why ‘The Sub’, as well as a majority of other synthetic urine kits, are only available online.

For some stoners, the best place where to buy synthetic urine would be in a local store but for a company, it’s much easier to sell online from one big storage instead of regularly supplying synthetic urine to 1000s of head stores all over the US.

That being said, the best performing synthetic urine for passing a urine drug test sells their ‘pee’ exclusively online for 13 years now.

There are two reasons why ‘The Sub’ is so popular when it comes to passing a drug test on a short notice:

  • Already comes in liquid form (pre-mixed)
  • Has self-heating mechanism (just empty the vial in the synthetic urine and it’ll heat up)

Most of the synthetic urines come in a form of powder and you have to add water and mix them. Not the Sub. What you get is ready-to-be-poured into the test cup right away.

What is even more important is the self-heating mechanism. In order to fool the lab, the urine you present to them must be at about body temperature. Nobody would believe you that you really pissed in the cup if the piss would be cold, right?

People try to warm it out with hands or put in under an armpit and so on. I even once talked to a guy who was sitting on a pouch filled with some cheap synthetic urine for the whole time to keep it warm – now that was a real stoner, mind you.

Why Sub-Solution is such a hit is because of the vial that comes with it. You pour the chemical mixture from the vial in the synthetic pee and it almost ‘magically’ warms up to the body temperature. It’s quite astonishing to see and you might imagine that is it very useful if you’re serious about passing a drug test with synthetic urine.

‘The Sub’ was the first one to introduce the self-heating technology and nobody even came close to it – hence it hits the No. 1 spot for the best synthetic urine every year.

If you really need to pass a drug test and have a guarantee that it’s going to work, you can buy Sub-Solution here (they even offer 3+1 deal):

where to buy synthetic urine in nearby stores
Self-warming synthetic urine Sub-Solution with heat activator.

I can say for myself that the synthetic urine has saved my job (and well, my life I guess) for a couple of times now.

The best thing is that I can smoke right up to the medical examination, use the synthetic pee to pass a drug test and then enjoy a joint just to celebrate my now yearly ritual of getting ‘randomly’ selected for a drug test.

Where To Buy Synthetic Urine In Stores? (10%)

Because it is well known that synthetic urine is used primarily to pass a drug test (people also use it as a ‘golden shower’ fetish – you know who you are), it’s usually not sold in ordinary stores.

But there are stores that do sell fake pee and you might live near one. You probably know which stores.

»Do head shops sell synthetic urine?«

Some of the bigger ones do. The most likely place where to buy synthetic urine near you is a local head shop. In my experience they usually keep a regular stock of Quick Fix synthetic urine which is ok, I guess, but for me, I like to be sure to pass a urine drug test and just buy the good stuff online.

I would also recommend calling the local head store beforehand and just ask ‘I’m wondering where I can buy synthetic urine – do you guys sell it?’ They’re sure to tell you what’s up.

Synthetic Urine Near Me? (Store Locators)

You can check if there is a head store near you with at https://weedmaps.com/. It’s a cool website app that helps you locate where to buy synthetic urine in stores – of course, they sell weed as well.

where to buy synthetic urine in stores
Locate the nearest head shop – if there are any near you.

For example, if you’re wondering where to buy synthetic pee in Las Vegas, just enter Las Vegas. You know the drill.

So this is where you can buy synthetic urine in stores if you’re are desperate and need it in like 1 hour. However, if you have at least 24 hours before a drug test, you should be wondering where you can buy fake pee online.

I wish the best for all the stoners out there!

Best Synthetic Urine 2018 Reviews – Top 7 Brands Reviewed

Best Synthetic Urine 2018 Reviews – Top 7 Brands Reviewed

I remember how crazy it sounded the first time somebody told me to use synthetic urine to pass a drug test.

It’s like, really, my best option of passing a drug test in 2018 is getting best synthetic urine, made in a laboratory, and present it as my own pee?

But asking around one thing became crystal clear: If you want to pass a drug test, you will. And (high-quality) synthetic urine is the answer.

The best synthetic urine kit is a fool-proof recipe to pass a drug test (if you have balls to do it, of course).

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Real urine (left) vs. Sub-Solution synthetic urine (right). Can you tell the difference? Even drug testing labs in 2018 can’t.

Can you use your friend’s urine as well?

Naturally, but a voice of reason from the do-the-synthetic-urine-thing bro guy is, ’How many friends with a clean urine do you have?’

First I laughed cause there has to be somebody I can rely on to give me fake pee. But then it hit me – all of my closest friends are stoners. There’s no chance I’m passing a urine drug test if I substitute my own pee with theirs. And of course, friend’s pee will start to stink and will be cold when I get to the test anyway.

The solution is, of course, the ‘fake pee’ – everybody uses it from Walmart employees to new hires – but which one is the best and does the job in 2018?

Synthetic Urine Kit – Alright Alright, Synthetic Urine Doesn’t Sound That Off

Ok, so let’s have a look at best synthetic urine reviews – this is actually the most comprehensive review list I put together in hopes everybody can clearly see which fake pee is good to use and WHY it is the best:

Synthetic Urine Comparison (2018)

 Sub-Solution (#1)Quick Fix (#2)Xstream (#3)Upass (#4)Agent X (#5)
Ingredients:
Quality/Price:
Fast Shipping:
Does it heat up?Yes - 98°F to 102°F
NoNoNoNo
Money-back Guarantee:YesYesYesYesYes
Average rating:
Available at:Buy Sub-SolutionBuy Quick FixBuy XstreamBuy UpassBuy Agent X

#1 Sub-Solution Synthetic Urine (No 1. Synthetic Urine of 2017 and 2018)

Sub Solution is the first synthetic urine in our review that we’ve come across that actually has urea AND uric acid labeled on the box. This is fantastic!

It took 6 fake pees to come to one that has even correct labeling on them. And it even says that – ‘(Sub Solution synthetic urine) is made from 11 different chemical compounds like urea and uric acid.’ (Source: TestNegative)

This straight up qualifies for top star rating – if it has urea and uric acid, it has everything!

The user reviews are brilliant as well. Here is one that sums it all up (the guy passed the urine drug test with flying colors):

sub solution 2018 review
Positive review of Sub-Solution synthetic urine from July 11, 2018.

Sub Solution Synthetic Urine Price And Shipping

Price is at the high-end but ‘The Sub’ is the only synthetic urine that consistently works and has a flawless track record. Here is why it is so popular and reliable:

You don’t get a premixed fake pee. You get a fully-mixed and ready-to-go synthetic urine that heats up with the use of the vial you get with the Sub-Solution full-package. This is how you avoid the problem of heating fake pee up. Quite neat, right?

sub solution synthetic urine
The No. 1 synthetic urine in 2018 is Sub-Solution. You can buy it online here. Just make sure to order it before 4:30 pm EST to get the same day shipping.

The Sub Solution synthetic urine shipping is using EPS for same day shipping if ordered before 4:30 PM EST. What is more, shipping is free. With most of the synthetic urines, you have to pay $30 or so just for shipping.

All in all, Sub Solution is the No. 1 synthetic urine of 2018. The price is higher than for other synthetic urines. I guess that even when it comes to fake pee kits, quality does come with a price. They do offer the 3+1 deal you can check out as well.

Considering this is the best synthetic urine of 2018, you can check it out on TestNegative website and check availability.

#2 Quick Fix Synthetic Urine Review (best-known urine kit)

The most common and best known synthetic urine is without a doubt Quick Fix. However, how good it actually is?

In short, I don’t know. Why? I’ve searched their website and I found no ingredients whatsoever. I don’t know what Quick Fix synthetic urine is made off.

This is what they list on their website about ingredients:

‘(Quick Fix) synthetic urine contains all of the ingredients found in natural human urine and is balenced for pH, specific gravity and creatinine’ (source: QuickFixSythetic)

Yeah, that ‘balEnced’ is not my grammatical error, it’s theirs. I have a problem of figuring out what is in the Quick Fix Plus synthetic urine though – I need specifics like urea, urobinogen…just like anything. It’s not there!

Would you buy a yogurt without a label listing the ingredients? If they can’t even put basic things like ‘this yogurt is made out of milk’ on the label, then I’m skeptical.

However, they do say something about fake pee containing everything it should contain.

But they’ve been in business from 2005, they must be doing something right. Right? Well, I don’t know – I like the facts and the facts about what Quick Fix fake pee consists of just aren’t there. Nonetheless, it is very widely known and if you wonder where can you buy synthetic urine in stores, you can check out the Quick Fix online store here.

I can bet it doesn’t contain ‘all of the ingredients found in natural human urine’. Human urine is a complex mixture of chemicals – you can’t just duplicate it with ease. Anyways…

Price of Quick Fix Synthetic Urine Kit (And Shipping Details)

Of course, if you personally believe in buying things without labels, you can go right ahead with Quick Fix.

You can buy a 2oz or 3oz premixed synthetic urine at a price of $29.95 and $39.95, respectively. If we go with 3oz, it is a bit overpriced.

They do offer a quick shipping: If you buy Quick Fix synthetic solution before 7 PM EST, they will ship it overnight with UPS. Oh, and they state that Quick Fix ‘will not be shipped to residents of AR, FL, IL, KY, NJ, NC, NH, SC, OR, TX if the intended use is to influence a drug test.’ So if you’re buying it for golden shower orgies, I guess that would be fine.

Let’s add up the Quick Fix synthetic urine review:

For more details of Quick Fix synthetic kit, you can check out their website.

#3 Xstream Synthetic Urine Review (same company as Quick Fix)

Ok, check Xstream synthetic urine out – they have the same ingredient description, shipping details, and credit card data as Quick Fix. Is the same company behind them both?

They quote this the same as Quick Fix – ‘Your credit card will be billed as “513 Ventures” for your privacy.’

Am…this is the same fake sold by the same people as Quick Fix. Just the packaging and the price (here you can buy it 3oz of premixed Xstream synthetic urine for $24.95) are different.

Even the company name ‘Ventures LCC’ is the same. And yes, they operate from 2005. Just check out both websites and you’ll see immediately.

All in all, Xstream is just Quick Fix synthetic urine. But here they sell 3oz premixed Xstream synthetic urine for $24.95 and at Quick Fix, they sell you the same stuff (in different packaging) for $39.95.

And get this: Xstream is supposed to be designed for fetish golden showers.

Here is the Xstream fake pee review in total – it’s basically the same as Quick Fix, with a lower price.

#4 Upass Synthetic Urine Review (Cheapest Fake Pee)

Upass is next on the list. By now I see that getting something as basic as a label of what synthetic urine actually consists of is hard. But then again, I’m not all that surprised that getting information on fake pee is hard (and Upass synthetic urine is no different).

However, I’ve not expected for synthetic urine producers to have so much problem with basic grammar. Check out what it says about Upass synthetic urine ingredients – ‘Carfully premixed in a laboratory with all the necessary components of human urine, including proper creatine levels, specific gravity, and ph balance making it the best fake pee around.’ (Source: http://shop.bestsyntheticurine.com/Upass-synthetic-urine-Safegaur-705105836133×1.htm)

That ‘Carfully’ is missing an ‘e’. But ok. Everybody can understand bad grammar (except grammar nazis, of course) but how does upass synthetic urine measure up?

Again, they say that includes everything that human urine does – but fails to explain what are those things. Same story as with the #1 and #2 synthetic urines. Nonetheless, they do include the manufacturer’s information – that does give it a bit more credibility.

Price of Upass Synthetic Urine Kit (And Shipping Details)

One good thing about Upass fake pee is the price. For 3oz premixed synthetic pee (basically the same thing as Quick Fix and Xstream) you pay only $18.99. Quite neat, right?

However, the shipping of Upass synthetic urine kit is a bit more inconvenient. You have to order it before 3 AM PST to count as ‘bought’ on that day. Next up, you have to add (and pay for) 2-3 priority shipping. And you’ll get it in 2-3 days. It’s not an overnight thing, unfortunately.

To sum it up, this is Upass synthetic urine review:

#5 Magnum Synthetic Urine Review (these guys have the best name)

Gosh, these synthetic urine dealers do have some creative sounding names. Magnum synthetic urine is a clear example of that.

Its description at this urine sales site starts with ‘wildly popular and always realistic (Magnum synthetic urine)’. Yeah, cause this Magnum pee is so popular everybody talks about it in cannabis community, right?

But I was pleasantly surprised that, despite lacking the basic ingredients as all best synthetic urine kits, Magnum comes with a vial of urea. That is amazing! Someone is actually putting something in these things that should be there and includes it amidst all the marketing bs!

Of course, other ingredients of Magnum fake pe are lacking – nothing new here. But I was so happy to see someone mention urea, a basic component of normal urine, in the description that I’m giving this Magnum 2 stars for ingredients.

Magnum Synthetic Urine Kit Price And Shipping Details

For Magnum synthetic urine I found prices as high as $45. The best price I’ve seen was $28 for 4oz.

I literally don’t know how much pee you need for a drug test but if 3oz is enough for other synthetic urines, I don’t think that 4oz of Magnum fake pee will give you an edge.

Shipping can be quick but if it will be quick, it will be expensive.

Magnum synthetic urine kit orders before 4 PM EST will be shipped on the same day.

Magnum is shipped via USPS and they charge $34 for overnight delivery. So that’s a bummer.

#6 Ultra Pure Synthetic Urine Review (500% guarantee?)

Also known as Ultra Klean synthetic urine. 500% guarantee struck me at first – they do give you 5 times as much as you paid for the Ultra Pure fake pe IF you failed a drug test (lost the job). That doesn’t console me one bit or makes me more confident to buy it.

In fact, it makes me less confident. If Ultra Klean synthetic urine company has to promise 500% payback guarantee, then the product must really not be selling at normal incentives.

Before checking the fake pee ingredients, let’s check their grammar, shall we? Here is a scan from their website:

Unfortunately, Ultra Klean does not pass the grammar test (how incompetent are the people selling fake urine, I wonder). What about the ingredient list of Ultra Pure synthetic urine?

You’ve guessed it: there is none.

Ultra Pure Synthetic Urine Price And Shipping Times

Let’s fast-forward this: for 4oz of Ultra Pure urine you’ll have to pay $32.95. A tiny bit over average price but ok.

The shipping costs or times of Ultra Pure synthetic urine weren’t found on their website. So basically, we don’t know when it would be shipped – quite a problem there.

Overall, this is just another fake urine that is iffy at best.

#7 Agent X Synthetic Urine Review (where do they come up with these names anyway?)

A fair warning – Agent X urine is not marketed for passing a urine drug test. Rather is used for fetishes like ‘golden shower’ and for that it has 5-star reviews.

Needless to say, I don’t have experience with Agent X synthetic urine (not my thing, those fetishes). It’s sold at Dr. Greens website at a price of $29.95 for 3oz.

Comparing to the other fake pee kits, it doesn’t seem bad at all for passing a drug test. It should have all the same characteristics, but basically, we still don’t have a synthetic urine that would contain a simple label of ingredients.

Final Conclusions on Using Synthetic Urine For Passing A Urine Drug Test

As we’ve seen, some people do actually use synthetic urine to pass a drug test.

How to find out which is the best synthetic urine was not an easy job. A majority of companies selling synthetic urine don’t include something as basic as ingredients list on the packaging. This could raise eyebrows if it were mere yogurt, but when your job is on the line, I would be that much more varied.

If you want to pick the best synthetic urine, the Sub-Solution does stand out from the crowd as the best (especially with the heating chemical to bring fake pee to room temperature). You just have to choose between a questionable synthetic urine for $30 + shipping or the best synthetic urine kit for $75 (shipping is free).

The choice is yours. I hope this comparison of synthetic urine kit on the market in 2018 was helpful to you or to someone close to you.

How To Pass A Drug Test In 2 Days (2018 Updated)

How To Pass A Drug Test In 2 Days (2018 Updated)

Sooner or later during the interview process or on the job, you will have to pass a urine drug test to prove you’re truly drug-free. Fortunately, 2 days is more than enough time to beat such a drug test. Despite weed legalization that is going on in some states like Colorado and California, testing THC-negative is still a must. Testing positive will get you fired, or worse. That’s why we’ll go into how to pass a urine drug test in 2 days (or less).

The thing to remember is that no matter how irrational are the laws governing the drug testing, you have to pass a drug test or face the consequences.

We’ll start by listing 3 options of how to pass a drug test in 2 days. Fortunately, 2 days is enough time to pass a drug test easily but it does take a certain amount of courage to use the #3 option of how to pass a test in 2 days. However, given that it is the most common way of passing a drug test, it has practically become a routine for everybody that needs to pass a drug test on a short notice.

3 Options Of Passing A Drug Test

 1. 'Use Synthetic Urine'2. 'Detox'3. 'Do Nothing'
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Chances of passing:Extremely High (100%!)DecentExtremely Low
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3 Ways Of How To Pass A Urine Drug Test In 2 Days

Out of all drug testing techniques, urine test in the most regularly used – pretty much everybody has to pee in a cup. The urine in a cup is tested within 2 days for toxins such as marijuana (THC), meth, coke, heroin and other opioids; then you (or mostly your (future) employer) gets the urine drug test results. To avoid not only embarrassment in front of the employer but other serious consequences as well, here are the 2-day options:

How to pass a urine drug test in 2 days?

  1. Do nothing. If you haven’t smoked marijuana in at least 30 days, you should be fine.
  2. Detox (one-time or light smokers). If your last joint was more than 15 days ago and you don’t smoke much.
  3. Get synthetic urine (light-to-heavy smokers/users). Synthetic urine is ‘fake pee’ that you pour in the cup instead of your drug-positive urine. It is the most common way of passing a drug test in 2 days for majority of guys – from light smokers (1 joint/week) to heavy smokers – because it’s easy to use and guarantees you to pass no matter how much you smoked or how much THC is in your system at the time of the drug test.
    how to pass a urine drug test in 2 days
    Real urine (left) vs. Sub-Solution synthetic urine (right). Can you tell the difference? Drug testing labs sure can’t.

Let me break down the options of how to pass a urine drug test in 2 days in a bit of detail. If you’re facing a drug test (some people don’t even know when they are going to get tested because they get no prior notification from employer), you can choose one option but, honestly, more than 90% go for synthetic urine for a good reason – I’ll explain further on.

1. ‘Do Nothing’ To Pass A Drug Test In 2 Days Naturally

This option is usually reserved for guys who’ve been in Amsterdam last month and are petrified they’ll fail a drug test and get all the sanctions associated with passing a drug test on them.

Chill. Relax. You’re not going to end up in jail. THC, an active substance in marijuana, clears out of your system in 30 days time and you can’t get caught even if they do the best-tech GC/MS analysis on your urine.

All the toxins are out of your body in 30 days. Just keep away from weed till the drug test and you will be fine.

2. ‘Detox’ To Pass A Drug Test in 48 Hours

A detox is an appropriate option for guys that only need a little push (of drugs out of their system, that is). If you’re very close to the cut-off limit of the drug test, and you’ll be able to pass a drug test in let’s say 3-4 days anyway, you can detox with drinking water, physical activity, detox drinks, detox pills, etc.. This will probably enable you to pass a drug test in 2 days (again, it depends on how close to the cut-off limit you are).

Who is close to the cut-off limit? A rule of thumb is if you haven’t smoked weed for the past 15 days and you’re a light smoker anyway. That includes one-time smokers, guys who just smoked at one party that one time and Spring-Breakers or, generally, someone who smokes 1 joint or less per week.

Here is your checklist for 2-day detox plan:

  1. Drink at least 2 gallons of water per day.
  2. Do some cardio. Sports that make you sweat (lose water) such as running are the best.
  3. Get yourself a detox drink or pills. You pretty much need anything to get the weed out of your system for 2 days straight.

BONUS note: The best detox to pass a drug test in 2 days is a full Toxin Rid detox. Everybody familiar with detoxing for a drug test has heard of the Toxin Rid – it is not only a detox drink but a full combo of 15 pre-rid pills, detox liquid and additional dietary fibers. It’s usually shipped in less than 24 hours and if you have two days until the drug test, you should get 1-Day Toxin Rid. It will clean you up more than drinking water and cardio ever can.

3. ‘Synthetic Urine’ For Passing A Drug Test In 2 Days (‘Fake Pee’ That Works Every Time)

If you smoked or used drugs in the last 15 days, doing nothing or a 2-day detox will be of little help. This is a problem for most of us who smoke weed – a majority of people who need to pass a drug test in 2 days (or less) did smoke in the last 15 days. Makes sense – otherwise, we wouldn’t be panicking now, right?

Even if this is your first drug test, you’ve probably heard about synthetic urine or ‘fake pee’ (if it’s not the first time, you probably already know the drill). Synthetic urine is a lab-made urine that was first created to calibrate urinalysis tests strips. The whole point of it is that it tests as an average normal urine.

Of course with Reagon’s War on Drugs and consequent rigorous drug testing for pretty much any workplace (not only military but retail stores, Walmart and even McDonalds – I guess they don’t want stoners with munchies at McDonald’s, would be too tempted to eat McDonuts), synthetic urine turned out to be the perfect way to pass a drug test on short notice. Admittedly, some people also use it for ‘Golden showers’ cause it’s like a real thing.

How To Use Synthetic Urine To Pass A Drug Test?

It’s really easy to use – you hide the bottle with synthetic urine in your pants, bra, behind the belt, tape it against your leg, the possibilities are limitless. When you’re in the toilet and are suppose to pee in a cup they give you, you just take out the bottle with synthetic urine (you’re not being watched with the exception of the military test) and pour it in the cup. The urine didn’t come from your bladder but it’s clean and you will get your ‘drug-free’ test result in a couple of days.

Does synthetic urine work to pass a drug test in 2 days?

Yes, it definitely does, no matter how many days you have to the drug test. In 1 day, 2 days or in 1 week. The timing here doesn’t really matter as long as you have the synthetic urine on the day of testing with you.

Synthetic urine is usually bought online and shipped with lightning speed – if you order it today, it can be on your doorstep tomorrow and you’ll be ready for a drug test scheduled 2 or more days from now.

Which Is The Best Synthetic Urine To Use?

There is just one thing you have to be careful about when using a synthetic urine to pass a drug test in two days (or any amount of days). Temperature.

Synthetic urine tests just like real urine on a drug test but the technician or a nurse that performs the drug test might get suspicious if the urine he or she gets is cold or mildly warm. Real urine comes from your bladder and it thus has body temperature – any other temperature would be out of the ordinary.

Now, most of the synthetic urine companies out there would advise you to heat it up with microwave or something, but practically that doesn’t really work well because you can’t get the temperature just right. The risk of overheating or underheating is quite substantial.

Luckily, one synthetic urine company thought of that and devised a simple method of how to heat the urine up (even patented the formula!). It’s called the ‘Sub-Solution’ synthetic urine and it comes with a small vial which automatically heats the urine up to 98-102 F (exactly body temperature). You just pour the contents of the vial in the synthetic urine and it heats up in 10 seconds or so – you even get a temperature indicator so that you’re sure that is within 98-102 F.

This self-heating mechanism is also why the Sub-Solution is ranked as the best synthetic urine in 2018 comparison of top 7 brands.

The Sub-Solution also comes premixed (it’s ready-to-go). The great thing if you’re wondering how to pass a drug test in 2 days is that you can order it now (on Day 0), get it shipped on Day 1 and use it to pass a drug test on Day 2. Here is the link to the Sub-Solution store.

Just be sure to order it before 4:30 PM to get the same day shipping if you have a drug test in less than 2 days.

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Bottom line: Don’t Risk Not Passing A Drug Test (Especially If There’s An Easy Way Of Passing It For Sure)

Sometimes I still wonder why some guys are so optimistic they ‘drank so and so much water’ and that will (somehow) make them pass a drug test. I said ‘I told you so’ too many times when they come back with ‘THC-positive’ and no job, and frankly I’m a little pissed to see someone’s life go down the toilet just because they failed a drug test.

What is the point of legalizing weed if you can’t make a decent living when found THC-positive? I would assume if the drug testing laws are so irrational then using something like synthetic urine to pass a drug test is the only rational thing. But that’s just me.

I hope you’ll be able to choose an option of how to pass a urine drug test in 2 days without a problem and beat the test without any difficulty (at least now you know how). And who knows, maybe the next time around the drug testing laws will change sufficiently to make sense in a modern weed-legal world.

How To Pass A Drug Test FAST? Quick advices

How To Pass A Drug Test FAST? Quick advices

More than 10 million Americans yearly are tested for illicit substances such as marijuana, opiates, cocaine, amphetamines; and a lot (even up to 5%) of them don’t pass it. These drugs are cleaned out of your system in less than a week (except weed – takes about a month) but if you have a drug test this week, you really need to know how to pass a drug test fast.

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If this guy f**ked? Not really. There are ways to pass a drug test REALLY fast, man.

People regularly pass a drug test fast even if they are let’s say ‘THC positive’. How?

If you need to know how to pass a piss drug test fast, here is an elegant solution that will make you pass a urine drug test in no time synthetic urine. When you have little time and have to figure out how to pass a drug test fast (up to about 1h prior of taking the test), your best (and surest) bet is using synthetic urine.

If you’re in a hurry, you can check where to get the ‘fake pee’ near you – bigger head shops are selling it – with weedmaps app (albeit more than 90% people buy it online cause of 1-day shipping) and the obvious you-dont-have-to-go-to-the-head-shop-for-fake-urine stuff:

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Locate nearest head shop and get the synthetic urine if you’re in a real hurry. If you have more than 1 day, read on – the best ‘how to pass a drug test fast’ synthetic urine is sold exclusively online for the past 13 years.

How To Pass A Piss Test Fast?

More than 90% of drug tests are urine drug tests. All the regular pre-employment and employment tests are the fast urine drug tests. Basically, you pee in a cup in the bathroom stall and give it to the lab, you probably know the drill.

The basics of how quicken drug elimination are covered in the THC detox article but in all fairness drinking water, cranberry juice, niacin pills and so forth can help you how to clean your system only a bit faster. When you have a drug test (especially a test for marijuana or weed) in the coming days, fast detoxing is just not fast enough.

Fortunately, there is a way how to pass a piss drug test with synthetic urine. Mind you, the method with synthetic urine doesn’t work for saliva drug test, hair drug test or blood test – it is just a way how to pass a urine drug test fast. The whole point of it is that is can be used by almost all the stoners out there and is fast!

How To Pass A Urine Drug Test Fast With Synthetic Urine

Synthetic urine or ‘fake pee’ is a laboratory-made urine that resembles real human urine to the point that the labs such as Quest Diagnostics can’t differentiate between the real urine and synthetic one. In fact, the ‘fake pee’ was originally created to calibrate urine drug tests – scoring 100% as the real pee by default. That’s why its most commonly used by people who have to pass a urine drug test fast.

How to pass a drug test fast? Here’s how it goes with synthetic urine:

  1. Get synthetic pee. Most of the people buy it online – here is the 2018 No. 1 synthetic urine Sub-Solution.
  2. Take it with you to the lab (or medical examination). The best fake pees come pre-mixed.
  3. Hide the fake urine in your pocket or behind the belt when going to the bathroom to provide a urine sample.
  4. Don’t pee in a cup (you’re positive, remember?). Rather pour the ready-made synthetic urine in the cup.
  5. Present the cup to the lab guys (usually a nurse or technician).
  6. Congratulations! You’ll get a ‘you’ve tested negative for all drugs’ notification from Quest Diagnostics or any other lab doing the drug tests in about 10 days – and your employer will get the same copy.

This is the surest way how to pass a drug test fast.

Which Synthetic Urine To Choose For Fast Results?

Honestly, any of them should have a good chance of passing a drug test fast. However, if you really want a guarantee, you should buy the best one on the market. Here is the 2018 comparison:

Synthetic Urine Comparison (2018)

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Does it heat up?Yes - 98°F to 102°F
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The Sub (see above) is markedly better than all else because of the best ingredients and the self-heating mechanism (it’s the only of it’s kind to heat itself to body temperature – important when you want to pass fake pee as the real pee). Personally, I always use the Sub and it has worked every time.

At first, I was a bit reluctant because the price (it does cost $75) but this is really a thing you don’t want to be sorry about not buying the best one. I mean, it saved my 50k+ job multiple times and I have to say it’s worth the money.

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Self-warming synthetic urine Sub-Solution with heat activator.

If you’re serious about passing a drug test quickly and with ease, you can buy the Sub-Solution here. Do check the reviews from other guys who used it and make your own review to help other people wondering how to pass a drug test fast.

How To Get Weed Out Of Your System Fast (3 Options)

How To Get Weed Out Of Your System Fast (3 Options)

Most of us start wondering how to get weed out of your system fast when a THC drug test is just behind the corner. Such tests are usually for employment – and we’re all well aware that we will lose our job if we get caught.

Now, employers usually give us a notice when the weed drug test will take place. That might be a month in advance, a week (most common) or even ‘hey, you have a drug test tomorrow, report to this and this doctor’.

3 Ways of How To Get Weed Out Of Your System

There are basically 3 ways of how to get weed out of your system:

  1. Wait it out (app. 1 month). The body flushes the weed out by itself but it can take ages (and you don’t have the luxury to wait that long because your job is on a line).
  2. Do a THC detox (app. 5-7 days). You put your metabolism (that eliminates weed) into hyperdrive with detox products (drinks, tablets, dietary fibers).
  3. Use fake urine (1 day). This is solemnly to pass a urine drug test – an option when you’re truly desperate. Get some clean urine from a friend or buy a synthetic urine. The point is not to lose your job.

Why would you wonder how to get weed out of your system fast? Because more than half (59%) who are caught on urine drug tests are THC-positive (and get fired in 80% of cases).

How To Get Weed Out Of Your System
More than half of people caught on drug tests are THC positive.

This needn’t happen, especially as there are ways to get weed of your system and it’s not all that hard.

Here’s the quick summary of how to get weed out of your system, we’ll go into a bit more details later on.

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Of course, #1 rule is to stop smoking immediately (unless you use fake urine).

Timing Is Everything When You Want To Get Marijuana Out Of Your System

The only question when you’re wondering how to get marijuana out of your system is WHEN you have a drug test:

Drug test next month? 

No problem, just wait it out. As you see in the graph below, after 30 days, there is less than 5% probability that you will be caught on a drug test (if you want to guarantee to pass, just do a 5-day detox – will explain later on).

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More than 50% of people are still THC positive within 10 days after last joint.

Do you have a drug test next week and you’re wondering how to get weed out of your system fast?

In the first 10 days after the last joint, the chances of getting caught are about 50:50. You can take your chances, or you can do a 5-day detox (for heavy users) or 3-day detox (moderate users) and pass a THC urine drug test without a problem. You can get the 5-day detox here (with overnight shipping).

How to get weed out of your system in 24 hours?

Well, if you only have a day or two before the weed test, you can’t get the weed out of your system. Not even the near-toxic diarrhea-sh*tstorm detoxes work that fast. However, you can still pass a urine drug test by getting fake pee. From your friend or getting a synthetic urine. You can read more about weed detox here.

Oh, rule #1 is to stop smoking weed (fairly obvious, right?). Well, you don’t even have to do stop if you get a clear urine or synthetic urine anyway.

#1 Option – Wait It Out (THC elimination study)

The science about how to get weed out of your system is pretty much known via THC elimination studies. You can go into a bit of scientific reading in an article published in the Journal of Analytical Toxicology here. They basically studied 60 weed smokers who smoked 10 joints per week in the last 10 years.

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Source: Journal of Analytical Toxicology, 2009, at https://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pmc/articles/PMC2587336/

As you see, if you give a body 1 month, it pretty much knows how to eliminate THC out of your system.

However, the reality is that very few employers will give a 1-month notice for a drug test. Usually, you get a 1-week notice. Nonetheless, if you have a great boss that will give you heads up 1-month in advance, here is your step-by-step plan:

  1. Stop smoking weed for the next 30 days.
  2. The body will eliminate the weed out of your system by itself.

#2 Option – Weed Detox (most common)

More than 80% of employees will give you about a week notice for a urine drug test. This is not enough time for the body itself to eliminate all the THC but you can help your body with a detox.

It basically comes down to stop smoking weed and picking the best weed detox drink/tablets out there.

Stop smoking weed for a week can be difficult but not impossible, even for a heavy user. Picking out the detox drinks is another thing: you can buy anything from a niacin-bomb drink that might be harmful to ‘detox drinks’ that more resemble smoothies than detox drinks.

There are lots of advice about which THC detox works best over the internet, and I’ve summoned all the BS that is posted (and actual advice on how to get weed out of your system fast) in an article about THC detox.

Basically, yes, you have detox drinks and niacin-detox pills and dietary fibers to choose from; but me – I don’t like to take chances and the best way to get weed out of my system in a week is the Toxin Rid formula. Why?

Because it combines all 3:

  • Detox drinks
  • Detox pills AND…
  • … Dietary fibers

It pretty much the only thing that I found (myself and asking people on the street) that works consistently.

It is also no wonder that this 3-in-1 formula is the most commonly used for weed detox. Here is your plan:

Are you a moderate user (2-6 joints per week)?  3-day detox should be enough. You can get the 3-Day Toxin Rid here.

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A heavy user? You should look into 5- or 7-days detox (depending on how heavy user you are). Here’s the link to 5-Day Toxin Rid.

For a one-time user? I would presume that 1 joint will not register you as ‘THC positive’ on a drug test if you drink a lot of water and do some moderate sports for 1 week and are consistent with your healthy diet. Some detox drink such as QCarbo16 can’t hurt.

#3 Option – Fake Urine (yes, you don’t stop smoking)

How to get weed out of your system in 24 hours? Unfortunately, nothing will do that. When you have to take a drug test in a day or so, you really can’t detox.

You can risk it, of course. Chances are that you won’t get caught if you smoked 1 joint. However, if you’re a regular user, you do know what kind of mess will come from being tested positive for weed.

The solution here is fake urine. The best thing is to call a friend who you can trust and know for sure that has clear urine. Let him or her just give you his piss and you can take it with you on a drug test – just remember to preheat it to body temperature before you go to your drug test appointment.

However, if all your trusted friends are stoners like mine, you can still get a synthetic urine. Synthetic urine is what they use for calibrating urine drug tests – a laboratory-made solution that resembles urine (but doesn’t contain any drugs, of course). I always go for actually the real urine – you get it powdered and just add water.

You can find the best performing Sub-Solution synthetic urine here (best quality but pricey) and here is the real powdered urine (which is in other words ‘clean urine’).

Just Let The Weed Out Of Your System On Your Own Terms

I hope we’ve learned that our body is a fairly good system and knows exactly how to get weed out of your system. Unfortunately, it works too slow. A month or so.

That’s why we have THC detoxes (1 week) and synthetic urine (1 day) to help us out when we need to pass a drug test.

Both might be a bit costly, and using synthetic urine feels like being a con artist a bit, but let me assure you – it’s still better than testing positive and losing a job or not getting a job you interviewed for.

Also, if you have experience with how to get weed out of your system fast or in a week, you can comment below to help other people looking to clean weed out of their systems as well.

7-Day Toxin Rid Detox Review – Does It Make You Pass A Drug Test?

7-Day Toxin Rid Detox Review – Does It Make You Pass A Drug Test?

You won’t believe this but 7-Day Toxin Rid detox is the most overlooked of the all Toxin Rid line products. I, for one, don’t really know why – everybody just goes for 10-day or 5-day one. All of the Toxin Rid’s, including Toxin Rid 7-day detox, work in the same way and are, at least in my opinion, the best detox combo as far as flushing out THC goes in order to pass a drug test in seven days (you should read the Toxin Rid Reviews article to better understand what makes them the best).

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More than half a million US citizens fail a drug test every year. Failing a drug test can lead to losing a job or landing in prison – but 7-Day Toxin Rid can save you of that.

Why does Toxin Rid 7-Day detox deserve more love?

For one, a majority of employees give you a week’s notice for a medical examination. So you have about 7 days to figure out how to get the weed out of your system (unless of course you’re too late and your last option is using synthetic urine).

Secondly, you’ll see in all Toxin Rid 7-day detox reviews that ‘The 7 Day’ works just as well as the rest of them. Now, I have never used the seven-day Toxin Rid detox partly because I’m a heavy smoker and partly because I REALLY want to be sure to pass a drug test and I do a 10-day Toxin Rid instead. It’s a bit more expensive than 7-day detox but hey at least I don’t lose a $50k+ a year job for few extra bucks.

Which Is The Best Detox To Pass A Drug Test?

 Toxin Rid DetoxHerbal Clean QCarbo16Rescue Cleanse 32ozNatural DetoxHome Remedies
Includes:- 75 pre-rid pills
- Detox liquid
- Dietary Fibers
- Detox drink (16oz)- Detox drink (32oz)- Water
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Here I’m going to do a decent Toxin Rid 7-day detox review because I have a weak spot for it and quite frankly because it so nicely fits with the 1-week notice for a drug test by so many employers.

7-Day Toxin Rid Detox Review (Because It Deserves One)

I went through why Toxin Rid is the most thorough detox for THC, amphetamines and other drugs quite a few times now, but I’ll do a quick summary for seven days detox here:

All Toxin Rid detoxes, including 7-Day Toxin Rid detox, use 3 different formulas to flush the drugs out of your system. It’s basically 3-in-1 combo and it works so well because it combines them all – pre-rid pills (these are major for detox), detox liquid drink and dietary fibers.

THC, for example, leaves your body via urine (20%) and via feces (65%). That’s right, most of the weed comes out through the back end – here is a study in Journal of Physiatry 2012 article that confirms that. 7-Day Toxin Rid detox simply puts the THC elimination via urine AS WELL AS via feces in hyperdrive.

The result is that you’ll pass a drug test in 7 days instead of 20 days (normal time for a heavier smoker to test THC negative on a standard urine drug test).

How To Use 7-Day Toxin Rid To Detox? Day-By-Day-Instructions

When you start with Toxin Rid (with pre-rid pills – you get 105 of them in 7-Day Toxin Rid package), you can expect some serious increase in urine flow and, am, feces generation.

In short, you’ll pee a lot and sh*t a lot. It can be a bother but that’s what it takes if you want to be clean for the drug test. And yes, maybe some other products go by ‘just drink this stuff, bro, it’s gonna be cool in like 2 hours, you’ll pass the test, no sweat’ motto, I can say with a high degree of certainty that drinking that is one of the surest ways of how not to pass a drug test.

The 7-Day Toxin Rid does take a bit of work (you have to use 15 pills per day, for example, for 7 days) but it thoroughly clears you out. And it doesn’t cost 20 bucks, it’s sold for $129.95, quite a high price but passing a drug test is really not something you can afford to fail – I mean, it does have an effect on your near future in a big way.

Here are the 7-Day Toxin Rid instructions. This is how you use the ‘7 Day’:

DayWhat To Take?How To Take It?
115 pre-rid pillsTake 3 pills an hour for 5 times
215 pre-rid pillsTake 3 pills an hour for 5 times
315 pre-rid pillsTake 3 pills an hour for 5 times
415 pre-rid pillsTake 3 pills an hour for 5 times
515 pre-rid pillsTake 3 pills an hour for 5 times
615 pre-rid pillsTake 3 pills an hour for 5 times
7 (day of the drug test)1. 15 pre-rid pills.
2. Drink detox liquid.
3. Drink dietary fibres.
1. Take 3 pills an hour for 5 times.
2. Drink 1/2 of detox liquid 4 hours before the test and the other 1/2 2 hours before the test.
3. Drink dietary fibres 1 hour before the test.
Congratulations!You passed the drug test!

Here is a guy from Hawaii that went through this and posted a positive review:

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7-Day Toxin Rid review.

If you are a frequent smoker, like smoking a joint almost every day (but not every day – the 10-Day detox is for that), you should really look into the 7-Day Toxin Rid detox for your own good.

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You can see all the Toxin Rid detoxes here. Just pick the 7-Day, use the instructions and you’ll pass a drug test with no problems.

The producer of Toxin Rid 7-Day detox, TestClear, was also kind enough to offer 10% OFF of all Toxin Rid products with this link and using ‘TestClear10’ code. Hope this help someone pass a drug test and save some on detox – to be later used on weed, of course.