QCarbo16 To Pass Drug Test In 2018? Best’n’Worst Reviews – StonersRetreat

QCarbo16 To Pass Drug Test In 2018? Best’n’Worst Reviews – StonersRetreat

When you’re looking for the best detox drinks to pass a drug test, QCarbo16 comes up sooner or later as one of the more popular herbal clean detox drinks for weed.

But how good it actually is? Does QCarbo16 really work for a drug test?

The QCarbo16 instructions are surprisingly simple: just drink the bottle of QCarbo16 before a drug test (it should work for 2 days) and you’ll pass the drug test.

With being so popular, this detox cleansing drink should work for everybody, right? Well…

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QCarbo16 is a herbal detox drink; it can help if you’re close to the cut-off rate.

With such easy instructions, I don’t think anybody should have a problem with how to use QCarbo16 (or it’s big brother QCarbo32). But is Herbal Clean QCarbo16 really effective when it comes to passing a drug test?

Yes and no.

If you have one look at herbal clean QCarbo16 reviews on Amazon, you can see two things:

positive and negative qcarbo16 reviews with more than 220 reviews
QCarbo16 has, at best, mixed reviews. Why is that?
  • About half the people (54%) just love taking QCarbo16 before a drug test and pass the test.
  • Roughly the other half (32%) obviously took the detox drink before a drug test and didn’t pass.

So which one is it? Does herbal clean QCarbo 16 work for a drug test or not?

Surely if everybody would pass a drug test with QCarbo16 there would be 100% of 5-star reviews.

And if nobody would pass? I would expect 100% of 1-star reviews.

The truth is somewhere in between – it does help a bit but it cannot guarantee you to pass a drug test. In a sense, it’s not a complete THC detox method.

We’ll go through the best and the worst QCarbo16 reviews but one thing is clear – QCarbo16 does not guarantee you to pass a drug test.

As it’s pointed out many times, there are only two things that will guarantee you to pass a drug test (and have been tested over and over again):

  1. All-In-One Detox: This consists not only of detox drink like QCarbo16 but is a complete detox program with the trio of detox pills, drinks, and dietary fibers. Toxin Rid line is the most reliable such detox – you can read more about it at our Toxin Rid detox review.
  2. Synthetic Urine: Basically lab-made urine that performs exactly like clean urine in a drug test. It’s usually the most common way for us stoners to pass a drug test. The only problem is how to heat it up to the body temperature but some next-gen synthetic urines like Sub-Solution comes with a vial that heats it up in no time.

I’ve made a summary of best QCarbo16 reviews and worst QCarbo16 reviews to figure out if this detox drink really makes you pass a drug test.

My first opinion: QCarbo16 doesn’t work! I’ll go into this at the end but will let you guys make your opinion about it first.

My findings: For some people QCarbo16 actually does work!

I’m quite impressed by these findings to tell you the truth. I was rather skeptical at herbal clean QCarbo16 at first (because come on, herbal drink? But then again weed is a herb and we all know it has an effect on us) but it turns out that your chances of passing a drug test are better if you drink QCarbo 16 before a drug test.

Needless to say, everything said about QCarbo16 is relevant for its big brothers QCarbo20 and QCarbo32 as well. The only difference is the dosage – 16 oz., 20 oz. or 32 oz. – the ingredients are the same.

The good thing when buying a QCarbo32 is that it might be twice the size of QCarbo16, but it’s not twice the cost – I think it’s like 10 dollars difference.

Herbal Clean QCarbo16 – Does It Work?

Here is my disclaimer: Unlike synthetic urine or Toxin Rid line (I use and trust, and it does have very good reviews), I haven’t used QCarbo16 personally. However, given this is believed to be a top choice for passing a drug test, I’ve gathered some interesting QCarbo16 reviews from all over the net.

Why?

Simple because we all want to get a clear picture if QCarbo16 does work for passing a drug test; or even better, in what cases does herbal clean QCarbo 16 work for a drug test (obviously it doesn’t work for everybody).

What Is QCarbo16 drink anyway?

In short, it is a detox drink. There are, however, two kinds of detox drinks:

  1. Cleansing detox drinks. Something like cranberry juice; they work by increasing toxin excretion by urination over a longer period of time (days, if not weeks).
  2. Masking detox drinks. These flush out THC out of your system and create a period of time wherein you’re less likely to fail a drug test. These are same-day detox drinks.

Obviously, Herbal Clean QCarbo16 is a masking same-day detox drink. Looking at the instructions, here is how you use this detox drink:

  1. Drink the entire 16 oz bottle within 5 hours of a drug test.
  2. Fill the bottle again with water, and drink all of it again.
  3. For an hour or so, there will be a rapid increase in urination. Translation: you’ll pee like your life is at stake (and it might even be).
  4. After the first hour, you should take a drug test within the next 4 hours. This is the time period in which your urine should contain significantly fewer toxins.

The step-by-step instructions give us a clear insight into what the Herbal Clean detox drink is supposed to do.

It effectively decreases the toxins such as THC from your urine and blood by almost forcefully peeing it out.

Of course, the THC stored in fat cells will try to redistribute itself from fat tissue into the bloodstream again. And after a while, those toxins will be detectable in the urine again.

And that’s exactly the point! During that time period, the urine should contain considerably fewer toxins.

How long does QCarbo16 last?

For about 4 hours. Take a drug test before that or after that time period, and you might be in bigger problems than within those 4 hours.

But by how much does concentration of let’s say THC decreases during that period – by 1 ng/ml, 10 ng/ml or 100 ng/ml? That is really hard, if not impossible, to say. Only a clinical study could evaluate how significant drop in urine THC concentration does Herbal Clean detox drink make. But we don’t have one of those in a file somewhere.

Alternatively, let’s look at the ingredients of QCarbo16 to see if everything checks out for the pee-toxins-out-for-some-hours scenario.

What Is Herbal Clean made of?

Obviously, it is a herbal cleansing drink made out of herbs. Here is the original labeling on the QCarbo16:

what ingredients in qcarbo16 made of
Ingredients include Vitamin B2, Creatinine Monohydrate and herbal root and leaf extracts such as Dandelion Leaf Extract.

Looking at the label, one thing is for sure: this Herbal Clean detox is sweet. It has pretty much the same sugar content as Coca-Cola.

We’ll look at every ingredient the QCarbo16 is made of (including the Eliminex Brand) and try to figure out why it is added and why it would increase our chances of passing a drug test:

  • Riboflavin (Vitamin B2). Herbal Clean contains a whopping 20 mg of Vitamin B2; that is 10 times more than a recommended daily intake of Riboflavin. Vitamin B2 is regularly added to detox drinks to bring the yellow color back to the diluted urine. According to a study published in Drug and alcohol dependence, the researchers found out that adding Vitamin B2 can be used to determine a patient’s medication adherence.
  • Creatinine Monohydrate. Drug tests measure for creatinine concentration; increased urination will dilute the urine and decrease its creatinine content. WebMD reports that creatinine clearance is 95-120 milliliters per minute. Detox drinks usually come with added creatinine monohydrate or creatinine monophosphate to bring the creatinine clearance levels up into the optimum (and non-suspicious) range.
  • Dandelion root and leaf extract. Dandelion is a well-known herbal detox preparation. Most of the natural detox remedies include dandelion root as well as leaf extract because of it’s presumed diuretic action. Much like drinking caffeinated beverages, the dandelion root is likely to increase the production of urine. An article published in the Journal of Alternative and Complementary Medicine shows that the frequency of urination was significantly increased by all of the 17 people who ingested dandelion leaf extract.
  • Turmeric root extract. It contains molecule curcumin that gives curry it’s yellow color. In detox drinks it’s used to color the urine yellow; of course, Vitamin B2 should do that job just fine. However, if laboratories are testing for high Vitamin B2 content, it’s better to use turmeric root extract in combination with B2. That’s how you need to add less of B2 and the concentration of Vitamin B12 will not be above normal on a urine test.
  • Juniper berry extract. In some studies, the ingestion of juniper berries or juniper essential oils is connected with a diuretic effect. According to Drugs.com, in classical use, 2 to 10 grams of juniper berries are used.
  • Echinacea purpurea leaf extract. Echinacea is a well-known medicinal herb that is usually connected to effects on the immune system. Why it is included in the Herbal Clean is not absolutely clear.
  • Ginger root. According to Medical News Today, ginger root can help with digestion by “stimulating bile production”. Toxin such as THC has to go through the liver in order to become more soluble in blood and urine. Bile excretes THC in the liver before it can go on to the kidneys and into the urine. By increasing bile production, the reappearance of THC in the urine can be prolonged. Maybe that’s why ginger root is used.
  • Licorice root extract. It is not completely clear why herbal licorice extract would be used in QCarbo16. One research published in the AAPS Journal investigated its effect on the key cytochrome in the liver – the P450. If, for example, the P450 is metabolizing licorice root extract compounds, it’s ability to metabolize THC can be decreased. The effect would be that we’ll find a lower concentration of THC in the urine. Of course, such action as the action of all herbal extracts in the QCarbo16 can have side effects.
  • Milk thistle seed extract. According to Dr. Axe, milk thistle a “powerful liver cleanser”. A large portion of different liver detoxification natural supplements contains milk thistle extracts. However, we cannot with any certainty determine why it would help to pass a drug test. In fact, if it lifts the liver activity, the more of THC from fat cells would be transformed by the liver into a water-soluble state (THC-COOH) and this would, in turn, increase the concentration of the toxins in the urine.
  • Uva ursi leaf extract. Uva ursi is commonly connected with the urinary tract infection. Tea made out of uva ursi leaf is a natural herbal remedy and including its extract in Herbal Clean is probably due to its diuretic effect.
  • Ligustrum berry extract. It is unclear why ligustrum extract is used. WebMD lists “liver problems” among the uses of this herb. Maybe it’s effect on the liver is somehow beneficial as far as drug testing is concerned.
  • Corn silk extract. Similarly to uva ursi extract, corn silk extract is associated with bladder and urinary tract infections. Here is an article that on side effects of corn silk extract.
  • Apple pectin. Pectin is arguably one of the most important ingredients of Herbal Clean QCarbo16. Pectins are basically fruit fibers that are most well known as an ingredient to make jam. It is considered the universal detoxification substance used in Certo and Sure Gel detox methods.
  • Guarana seed extract. Guarana is a source of natural caffeine; a substance that is a well-known diuretic. We find it in green tea, coffee, and many other drinks but it’s quite clear that it is included in the QCarbo16 in order to increase the urine production and elimination.

These are all the ingredients and it’s presumed functions.

Let’s start with the best reviews and then follow up with the worst reviews, shall we?

Best QCarbo 16 Reviews (more than 50% of users have such reviews)

With a product as popular as QCarbo line, it’s really not difficult to get reviews from people who have first-hand experience with QCarbo16 or QCarbo32.

Amazon QCarbo16 Positive Review

Amazon is where the most people buy QCarbo16 and it’s where you’ll find the most reviews.

This is an example of a verified customer that obviously has some experience with QCarbo.

amazon qcarbo 16 positive review

You can see that Gabrielle claims that QCarbo16 does work, and for her, it did work on multiple occasions. What I like about this review is:

  • Making sure to follow QCarbo16 instructions.
  • It does make you urinate more if you drink plenty of water. Sounds like the weed (or other drugs) are being washed out of your system.

Two sound pieces of advice for using any detox drink.

QCarbo16 Review From Marijuana.com

Marijuana.com is a very credible source of information about weed and people there join a forum to share and discuss different things. One of them does QCarbo16 work for a drug test as well, obviously.

Here is a screenshot of a story about a guy who passed a drug test using a lot (and I mean a lot!) of cranberry juice, and QCarbo 16.

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Guy passed with QCarbo drink.

I really like the story and am glad that the guy passed his drug test. Obviously, he used QCarbo 16 but he did gulp down a lot of cranberry juice as well. Both of things made him pee more so I guess that is weed going out of his system.

Here is another testimonial from a weed blog by ‘B money’ (forgive him for using crazy grammar, he gets the point across):

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Thus far the herbal clean QCarbo16 looks pretty awesome, right? Just do bear in mind that these reviews are the positive ones. According to the Amazon rating, 43% of people who used QCarbo 16 didn’t like it one bit.

Let’s look at the other part of the spectrum.

Worst QCarbo16 Reviews (less than 50% of users have such reviews)

Every product has bad reviews as well and QCarbo16 is not an exception.

Here is one of the worst QCarbo16 you can see.

amazon qcarbo 16 negative review

Maria kept is short and to the point – Qcarbo16 didn’t work for her.

The absolute worst review I found was on the drugs-forum.com, a well-known weed forum. Here is the answer to the question if anyone used QCarbo16 to pass a drug test:

qcarbo works drug forum

Yeah. If you thought that losing your job is the worst thing that can happen when failing a drug test – think again.

Albeit Percocet does include oxycodone, a strong opiate, and if you’ve tested positive for the opiate abuse you can get a week of jail time as well. The law is, of course, not as strict for weed.

My Theory for QCarbo 16 (works as a final push)

Reading through the reviews, I noticed that more than half of people (51%) were happy with QCarbo16 and less than half (43%) was not.

This is probably because 51% of people passed a drug test by drinking QCarbo 16 before a drug test and 43% didn’t (and lots a job or even got jail time).

If we look at passing weed drug test (weed is the #1 illegal substance people test positive for on a drug test), you can see that more than half would test positive if they were to smoke a joint 1-10 days before a drug test:

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More than 50% of people are still THC positive within 10 days after the last joint.

As I’ve stated earlier, I find these findings quite impressive! Obviously, you have a better chance to pass a drug test with QCarbo16 than without.

It also isn’t one of those ‘well, it can’t hurt detoxes’, it does actually help some people.

Here is my take on why it helps some people – because they are really close to testing negative on a drug test anyway. In 1 or 2 days, the drugs would be flushed out by the system itself. However, QCarbo16 makes you pee quite a lot and you eliminate the drugs that would be eliminated in 1-2 days after the drug test.

Positive Outlook on QCarbo16 (Surprising But Effective Last Resort)

Maybe not a big difference, but a decisive one: with QCarbo16 some people can pass a drug test.

As a general rule, if you have a week, the 5-Day Toxin Rid is still the best solution to passing a drug test. I would use QCarbo16 as a last resort, but surprisingly an effective one.

The same principle goes for QCarbo20 and QCarbo32. Those are just bigger doses you have to get if you are:

  • Heavy user. The more THC you get in your system, the more you have to flush out.
  • Being overweight. The more weight you have, the more THC is stored inside your body, hence the bigger does of detox drink to get weed or other drugs out of your system.

Scientific Research And Sources:

(1) Herron AJ, Mariani JJ, Pavlicova M, et al. Assessment of Riboflavin as a Tracer Substance: Comparison of a Qualitative to a Quantitative Method of Riboflavin Measurement. Drug and alcohol dependence. 2013;128(1-2):77-82.

(2) Clare BA, Conroy RS, Spelman K. The Diuretic Effect in Human Subjects of an Extract of Taraxacum officinale Folium over a Single Day. Journal of Alternative and Complementary Medicine. 2009;15(8):929-934.

(3) Nagpal M, Sood S. Role of curcumin in systemic and oral health: An overview. Journal of Natural Science, Biology, and Medicine. 2013;4(1):3-7.

(4) Gustafson C. Mark Blumenthal: Quality and Efficacy of Herbal Medicines. Integrative Medicine: A Clinician’s Journal. 2015;14(4):54-59.

(5) Manayi A, Vazirian M, Saeidnia S. Echinacea purpurea: Pharmacology, phytochemistry and analysis methods. Pharmacognosy Reviews. 2015;9(17):63-72.

(6) Qiao X, Ji S, Yu S, et al. Identification of Key Licorice Constituents Which Interact with Cytochrome P450: Evaluation by LC/MS/MS Cocktail Assay and Metabolic Profiling. The AAPS Journal. 2014;16(1):101-113.

(7) Siegel AB, Stebbing J. Milk thistle: early seeds of potential. The lancet oncology. 2013;14(10):929-930.

(8) Trill J, Simpson C, Webley F, et al. Uva-ursi extract and ibuprofen as alternative treatments of adult female urinary tract infection (ATAFUTI): study protocol for a randomised controlled trial. Trials. 2017;18:421.

(9) Ha AW, Kang HJ, Kim SL, Kim MH, Kim WK. Acute and Subacute Toxicity Evaluation of Corn Silk Extract. Preventive Nutrition and Food Science. 2018;23(1):70-76.

(10) Moustakas D, Mezzio M, Rodriguez BR, Constable MA, Mulligan ME, Voura EB. Guarana Provides Additional Stimulation over Caffeine Alone in the Planarian Model. Holscher C, ed. PLoS ONE. 2015;10(4):e0123310.

 

Best THC Detox Guide: How To Pass A Drug Test In 2018

Best THC Detox Guide: How To Pass A Drug Test In 2018

You’ve probably searched for THC detox quite a lot, and not for the lack of results.

What is the best marijuana detox?

That’s a really popular topic on the internet, and quite frankly, you can read about the best weed detox in 2018 or marijuana cleanse on every weed forum.

But is all, or any, of these GNCs or niacin or weed detox drinks actually true, and what are the myths?

Let’s start this marijuana detox guide on the bright side. Here are the most entertaining “failed drug test excuses”:

  • THC positive‘Second-hand smoking, I swear it, ma’am.’
  • Opioid positive‘I ate a poppy seed bagel.’ 
  • Amphetamine positive ‘Somebody dropped something in my drink.’ 
  • All-kinds-of-positive‘The tech switched my urine.’

There is no talking out of a failed drug test.

thc detox lab tech
‘You just got busted for drugs, dude.’ (Words you DON’T want to hear)

We are going to take a no bs approach to the best medical marijuana detox and answer if you can actually do a THC detox, or are all of the detox products out there a bunch of nonsense.

I’ll also go into details about what are the most promising ways to detox THC out of your body (you might be surprised, but they are some that actually work for a majority of cases – confirmed by drug analysis kits).

Which Is The Best Detox To Pass A Drug Test?

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I would recommend going through all the cannabis detox products (natural and others) that don’t work or partially work, but if you’re in a hurry you can skip it and fast-forward to the best marijuana detox of 2018 (newsflash, it’s a combo of drinks, pills, and fibers from Toxin Rid line).

Let’s jump into it (be sure to go into marijuana abrupt withdrawal right now – put the joint down):

  • What are the best natural ways to medical marijuana detox (drinking water and sweating actually has some effect)?
  • Why you should flush your GNC flush down the toilet.
  • List of The Good, The Bad and The Ugly detox drinks for THC – why do people still believe in these?
  • Marijuana detox kits are a real thing actually (Which ones work best?).
  • How to check if any of the tetrahydrocannabinol detox products you used actually worked.

How Long Does Weed Stay In Your System?

THC elimination time is a very important question and somewhat complex to answer. What we do know for a fact is that THC stays in the body longer than almost any other drug. This is because of its fat-soluble nature. While other water-soluble drugs can leave the body in 24 hours or less, cannabis is here to stay for a long time.

In essence, fat cells readily capture the tetrahydrocannabinol (THC) molecule and steadily releases it into our bloodstream. From the blood, it goes into urine, hair, saliva and so on.

If you want to go more into detail about how much THC you have in your body right now, you can read the article about 4 factors that determine how long will THC stay in the system.

According to Mayo Clinic Laboratories, THC is detected in a urine drug test 30 days after the last use.

Of course, the period of time that marijuana stays in your system depends on several factors like how the frequency of cannabis ingestion, total body fat of an individual and their metabolism, as well as the type of urine drug panels used (some have a lower limit of detection than others).

Here are average detection times for THC in urine:

  1. Single use 3 days (72 hours).
  2. Moderate use7 days (1 week). Considered up to 5 uses per week.
  3. Heavy use14 days (2 weeks). Daily short-term use of cannabis.
  4. Chronic heavily use 30 days (1 month). Most of the long-term weed enthusiasts fall into this category.

thc detection times

The imporant factor is what kind of cut-off rate does the urine drug screen have.

Detoxification Process For Weed And What It Is Anyway

Weed cleanse is a process of detoxification from THC and its metabolites. For chronic long-term uses, the abstinence from cannabis products is usually accompanied by various withdrawal symptoms such as nausea, anxiety, and depression.

In the contexts of drug analysis, however, THC detoxification process is usually considered as a series of methods of cleansing oneself of THC enough to pass a drug checkup.

Failing a drug test does, in almost all cases, entails negative consequences such as not getting the job or being fired from a current job which can abruptly change people’s lives.

There are several marijuana detoxification methods, ranging from natural, product-based and thorough cleansing diets, and we’ll cover them all.

What is common to every such method is that they are designed to expedite the release of THC and its metabolites out of the system. They achieve the quicker detoxification process via increasing the release of THC via urine and feces (and to a small degree through sweating).

THC Detox Methods

When the times comes for passing a drug test and an individual pretty much knows he or she won’t pass it without a bit of help, it’s time for weed detox.

Which is the best cannabis detox though?

best cannabis detoxification methods

There is a variety of different detox products, ranging from natural detox remedies to detox drinks and detox kits. We have decided to look at each of these products in order to answer which is the best and most thorough detox method one can use in order to expedite THC elimination from their system.

Here are the basic tips when it comes to flushing THC out of the body.

Do’s and Dont’s

DO: Consider flushing marijuana out of your system. If you’re not from Colorado or any other weed-friendly state, you don’t want to test THC positive on your drug test – using best marijuana detox will help you there. I do agree that cannabis should be legal to smoke everywhere but as long as we have laws prohibiting the use of medical, your ass will get fired if they catch you on THC drug test. Sorry, but this is the reality we live in.

DON’T: Just buy into herb detox products marketing because you’re in a rush to flush marijuana out of your body. Companies selling marijuana detoxification products know you’re almost desperate and can claim their product to be the best weed detox ever. You will either:

  • Lose your job.
  • Don’t get the job you’ve interviewed for.
  • Most definitely, finding a job with ‘THC POSITIVE’ on medical record or CV is going to be a lot tougher.
thc weed detox
If Jesus (the violet pedophile from The Big Lebowski) told you his drug detox super drink works, would you believe him? Right.

And believe me, they want to bank on your fear. So the smart way is to be thorough when deciding to buy THC detox products. Most of them will not do anything as far as fast marijuana elimination goes, but the best marijuana detox combos (check at the end) will help.

BONUS: Here are few maryjane detox buzzwords marketing uses (and you should avoid them)

  • ‘Truly Amazing!’ Yeah, right.
  • ‘Works in 12 hours!’ Am….
  • ‘Totally Guaranteed Results!’ Nobody can guarantee that.
  • ‘Buy NOW!’ Stop urging me.
  • ‘XXDetoxXXSuperPowerBOOST!’ Oh, that sounds so legit, man.

Alright, so what are the best options for actual weed detox? Let’s have a look at few choices:

GNC for THC Detox (not worth your time)

Have you ever heard of anybody using doing a GNC detox to pass a drug test (and it actually worked)? Right, neither have I.

The reason is pretty straightforward – GNC doesn’t even have cannabis detox products. Sure, you can find anything from herbal cleanse to colon cleanse (btw, that’s a super diarrhea product) and sure, some people may think that THC cleanses works by sh*tting the living hell out of you (newsflash: it doesn’t). If you’re looking for the best weed detox, GNC is not the way it goes.

GNC Weed Detox Review

GNC doesn’t even strike me as the voice of reason as far as marijuana is concerns. However, I do love reading some of their detox reviews (they’re priceless) – here’s one:

colon cleanse review
The guy was on the toilet for a whole night. Ouch!

To do GNC justice, they have one bad weed detox drink (I’ll go into more details later on).

The Same Goes For Herbal Remedies (Fight Herb with Herb, right? Wrong)

I don’t know how this started but I’ve seen all over the internet that people buy herbal remedies that promise ‘surprising THC detox results’. Ok.

First of all, even the dangerous chemicals have troubles flushing THC out any quicker than our bodies themselves would do, but some flowers and herbs are more than capable of doing that? And in less than 2 days? Just wow. Sounds like the best marijuana detox, right? Well…

Some even recommend herbal remedies for hair follicle drug test – you know, the toughest drug test to pass. This is just too far fetched.

Well, we can stop this just now. Here is the best marijuana detox product of all time – tea. That’s right! Just make yourself some tea with honey and lemon and it will flush years of medical marijuana using out.

Back in the real world, the herbal remedies are another well known THC detox myth. I guess it does make a sense to fight herb with herb, right? We all like the green weed herb (and trust it to work), why wouldn’t we give our trust to herbal remedies as well? It sounds too perfect to be true, and it is. We have no real scientific proof that any of natural remedies would be of any use in marijuana detox (would love for it to work, but it just doesn’t).

Herb Detox Drinks – Which One Are The Best?

The first and biggest question is obvious: Do the weed detox drinks even work?

Yes and no. The thing about best marijuana detox drinks is that there are so many out there that your head starts hurting. They all promise you best detox results in x-number of days. However, reading the labels, many of us don’t even know what to look for – what separates the drink the best THC detox drink from the worst weed detoxification drink?

Doing some research I labeled these so-called ‘best marijuana detox drinks’ into 3 categories.

  • The Good (have all the right ingredients)
  • The Bad (have some right ingredients)
  • … and the Ugly (these guys usually think Vitamin C will cure brain cancer – 100% guaranteed!!!)

The Ugly Detox Drinks

An example of the Ugly THC cleanses would be diet cleanses and diarrhea colon cleanses that we a review for earlier. The concept of reducing fat and sh*tting it out does seem reasonable at first. THC is very fat-soluble and remains in our body longer because it is stored in our fat tissue.

bad drinks
These ones. That’s why I call them ‘Ugly’.

Losing fat really does help us eliminate marijuana and beat a drug test. When our fat (containing THC) is melted away, the THC goes into the bloodstream and is readily and quickly eliminated via Number One and Number Two. But surely the best weed detox should help you there, right?

However, the fake diet drinks and diarrhea drinks by themselves do nothing to eliminate THC. If you want this to work out, you actually have to workout – cardio is the best – and drink lots of water.

P.S.: Oh, and they have at least 4 exclamation marks on the packaging (I really mean this, BS comes with ‘!!!!’).

The Bad Marijuana Detox Drinks

The Bad ones are not necessarily ‘bad’ but I had to use it just to come up with The Bad, The Good and The Ugly. Joking aside, these marijuana detox drinks do have some light touch that might speed up THC elimination.

What light touch? Well, some herbal extract and some vitamins. Nothing that would really help you pass a THC test; but they are usually tasty. And healthy, like smoothies for example. However, they will do very little to flush THC out in immediate future.

QCarbo16, for example, comes in a grape flavor as well. See? They can be tasty.

I would recommend these for 1-time smokers. Why? Well, for one, they probably had only one joint and that is not enough THC to be absorbed into fat tissue. Prolonged users will have their fat tissue filled with THC and they will have to flush that out with the best THC cleansing detox. However, one-time puffer only has some small quantity of marijuana in his or her blood – that will go readily out and these kinds of juices or smoothies can help a bit.

The Good – Best Drinks for Cannabis Detox

Have you heard of niacin? On pretty much any drug detox site you land on, they will talk about how niacin or Vitamin B3 works. It’s the only consistent ingredient in the weed detox world. Now that is a pretty rare thing in the influx of such nonsense information that is spread about the best marijuana detox and how to pass drug tests.

Where am I going with this? Well, the best marijuana detox drinks do include one thing – loads of niacin. Almost unhealthy amounts. Why? Because it is the only thing that we can confidently say that it does work.

Don’t believe it? Let me send some science your way (I bet natural remedy detoxes don’t have science up their sleeves). Mind you – even scientific evidence for niacin to work as an effective weed detox is circumstantial (yet it’s the most valid information we got). Here is an article published by scientists from the School of Medicine, Environmental Sciences Laboratory, in Los Angeles that connects niacin use with quicker THC detox. Do you want a quick summary? Here it is:

niacin for thc detox

The thing about the best detox drinks for THC is that, well, they don’t exist (or include so much niacin they might be dangerous to drink). The herbal drinks are the best you can get. However, you can make yourself a homemade drug detox drink.

Homemade Maryjane Detox Drink

There are no tricks here. The best quick chances are that niacin can help. And getting niacin pills is quite easy – all you have to do is to create a drink out of it.

How much niacin should I put into a DIY THC detox drink?

Honestly, I don’t know. I hope you guys (those with experience in this) can give us all some pointers in the comments. Basically, here you can get cheap niacin pills. 120 capsules, with 500 mg niacin each, cost less than $10.

The good thing about capsules is that you can open them very easily and put the niacin in water, mix it up and you have a homemade drug detox drink. How much niacin and when to drink this is anybody’s guess. This makes this approach risky, to say the least. But it is an option, and I wanted to fairly put it out there.

And finally, we’ve come to what does actually consistently works. Did you guess it? It’s the best marijuana detox combos, of course.

Best Marijuana Detox Combos (Stuff That Consistently Works)

I hope we’ve learned by now that marijuana detox is not an easy trick. Not only do you have to sieve through all the nonsense that is posted on the net but I do hope you realized that a simple drink or some herbs won’t really do the trick.

Weed detox can be a lengthy process if you want to do it right. From what is heard on the street, only the excessive kits will eliminate THC quicker or mask it effectively. Most of the people opt for easy ways out – like detox drinks – only to be later caught on a drug test. I don’t know who they think they’re doing a favor but taking marijuana detox lightly is definitely not the way to go.

This is how an actual THC detox combo that got recommended on the streets looks (and is confirmed by drug test kits) like:

Toxin Rid detox instructions

That’s right – to thoroughly take care of THC, you have to do a combination of cleansing substances. The great thing is that this marijuana detox kit combines all of thempre-rid pills, detox liquid (or drink) and dietary fibers (not your usual fiber-full cereals fibers – there are bigger quantities).

Here is one review that is pretty much consistent with what is said on the street. What I like is that you can see how much marijuana was smoked prior to the weed test – 5 days a week for 4 months.

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Here is the most frequently mentioned THC detox kit (you can choose any other that is similar to this one or check out a post about does Toxin Rid work – and why it works the best):

Best marijuana detox (with pre-rid pills, detox liquid and dietary fibers).
Best marijuana detox combo is Toxin Rid line (with pre-rid pills, detox drink, and dietary fibers).

This is a 5-day intensive kit. Yes, it is intensive, and with a good reason – it’s the only way how to make sure THC will actually leave your body. And yes, it does cost almost $110. However, at the end of the day, you have to ask yourself if you want to lose your job by getting a $10 fake ‘miracle THC potion’ or are you actually serious about passing a drug test.

BONUS TIP: How To Check That THC Detox Worked?

All in all, the marijuana detox kit is the best (albeit not the easiest or cheapest) way to guarantee anybody to pass a THC drug test (be it urine test or cotton swab test).

Nonetheless, the smart way is to check that weed detox actually worked. You can check out every drug detox trick out there – and then use a THC test to confirm if marijuana detox of your choice worked. You’ll see for yourself that most products don’t really work. Some, however, such as Tetrahydrocannabinol detox kits with the trio of pre-rids, liquid and fibers do the trick – and you can check that!

How?

With a simple THC test, of course. Just get one (the easiest one to use is the urine THC test) and test yourself after the marijuana detox. If you tested negative, you know it worked, and you can go carefree to a drug testing clinic. If you’re still positive and have time left before the test, stop kidding around with fake stuff and do the cleansing that works.

You can buy it at your local pharmacy or online (the cheapest is UTest on Amazon for a bit more than $5).

Help Make Intenet No-Nonsense Place For Marijuana Detox

I really hope this guide helped some of you guys out there. The only thing I would ask in return is to comment about what kind of THC detox you used and what were the results. This is how we can start getting some credibility about marijuana on the internet as well.

Hopefully, it will help speed up the marijuana legalization process and in time we won’t have to worry about getting fired because of smoking weed anymore. However, till then let us help each other out and spread some truthful and credible news to everybody who’s in need of them.

Stay safe. Stay negative.

Sources:

(1) Detection times of marijuana metabolites in urine by immunoassay and GC-MS. M. A. Huestis, J. M. Mitchell, E. J. Cone. Journal of Analytical Toxicology. 1995 Oct; 19(6): 443–449.

(2) Goodwin RS, Darwin WD, Chiang CN, Shih M, Li S-H, Huestis MA. Urinary Elimination of 11-Nor-9-carboxy- 9-tetrahydrocannnabinol in Cannabis Users During Continuously Monitored Abstinence. Journal of analytical toxicology. 2008;32(8):562-569.

(3) Abdominal fat and what to do about it. Harvard Health Publishing: Harvard Medical School. www.health.harvard.edu/staying-healthy/abdominal-fat-and-what-to-do-about-it

(4) Urine Drug Screening: Practical Guide for Clinicians Moeller, Karen E. et al. Mayo Clinic Proceedings, Volume 83, Issue 1, 66 – 76.

(5) Herrmann ES, Cone EJ, Mitchell JM, et al. Non-Smoker Exposure to Secondhand Cannabis Smoke II: Effect of Room Ventilation on the Physiological, Subjective, and Behavioral/Cognitive Effects. Drug and alcohol dependence. 2015;151:194-202. doi:10.1016/j.drugalcdep.2015.03.019.

(6) Sharma P, Murthy P, Bharath MMS. Chemistry, Metabolism, and Toxicology of Cannabis: Clinical Implications. Iranian Journal of Psychiatry. 2012;7(4):149-156.

(7) Effect of cranberry juice on urinary pH. A. B. Kinney, M. Blount Nurs Res. 1979 Sep-Oct; 28(5): 287–290.

How To Pass A Drug Test In 2 Days (2018 Updated)

How To Pass A Drug Test In 2 Days (2018 Updated)

Sooner or later during the interview process or on the job, you will have to pass a urine drug test to prove you’re truly drug-free. Fortunately, 2 days is more than enough time to beat such a drug test. Despite weed legalization that is going on in some states like Colorado and California, testing THC-negative is still a must. Testing positive will get you fired, or worse. That’s why we’ll go into how to pass a urine drug test in 2 days (or less).

The thing to remember is that no matter how irrational are the laws governing the drug testing, you have to pass a drug test or face the consequences.

We’ll start by listing 3 options of how to pass a drug test in 2 days. Fortunately, 2 days is enough time to pass a drug test easily but it does take a certain amount of courage to use the #3 option of how to pass a test in 2 days. However, given that it is the most common way of passing a drug test, it has practically become a routine for everybody that needs to pass a drug test on a short notice.

3 Options Of Passing A Drug Test

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3 Ways Of How To Pass A Urine Drug Test In 2 Days

Out of all drug testing techniques, urine test in the most regularly used – pretty much everybody has to pee in a cup. The urine in a cup is tested within 2 days for toxins such as marijuana (THC), meth, coke, heroin and other opioids; then you (or mostly your (future) employer) gets the urine drug test results. To avoid not only embarrassment in front of the employer but other serious consequences as well, here are the 2-day options:

How to pass a urine drug test in 2 days?

  1. Do nothing. If you haven’t smoked marijuana in at least 30 days, you should be fine.
  2. Detox (one-time or light smokers). If your last joint was more than 15 days ago and you don’t smoke much.
  3. Get synthetic urine (light-to-heavy smokers/users). Synthetic urine is ‘fake pee’ that you pour in the cup instead of your drug-positive urine. It is the most common way of passing a drug test in 2 days for majority of guys – from light smokers (1 joint/week) to heavy smokers – because it’s easy to use and guarantees you to pass no matter how much you smoked or how much THC is in your system at the time of the drug test.
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    Real urine (left) vs. Sub-Solution synthetic urine (right). Can you tell the difference? Drug testing labs sure can’t.

Let me break down the options of how to pass a urine drug test in 2 days in a bit of detail. If you’re facing a drug test (some people don’t even know when they are going to get tested because they get no prior notification from employer), you can choose one option but, honestly, more than 90% go for synthetic urine for a good reason – I’ll explain further on.

1. ‘Do Nothing’ To Pass A Drug Test In 2 Days Naturally

This option is usually reserved for guys who’ve been in Amsterdam last month and are petrified they’ll fail a drug test and get all the sanctions associated with passing a drug test on them.

Chill. Relax. You’re not going to end up in jail. THC, an active substance in marijuana, clears out of your system in 30 days time and you can’t get caught even if they do the best-tech GC/MS analysis on your urine.

All the toxins are out of your body in 30 days. Just keep away from weed till the drug test and you will be fine.

2. ‘Detox’ To Pass A Drug Test in 48 Hours

A detox is an appropriate option for guys that only need a little push (of drugs out of their system, that is). If you’re very close to the cut-off limit of the drug test, and you’ll be able to pass a drug test in let’s say 3-4 days anyway, you can detox with drinking water, physical activity, detox drinks, detox pills, etc.. This will probably enable you to pass a drug test in 2 days (again, it depends on how close to the cut-off limit you are).

Who is close to the cut-off limit? A rule of thumb is if you haven’t smoked weed for the past 15 days and you’re a light smoker anyway. That includes one-time smokers, guys who just smoked at one party that one time and Spring-Breakers or, generally, someone who smokes 1 joint or less per week.

Here is your checklist for 2-day detox plan:

  1. Drink at least 2 gallons of water per day.
  2. Do some cardio. Sports that make you sweat (lose water) such as running are the best.
  3. Get yourself a detox drink or pills. You pretty much need anything to get the weed out of your system for 2 days straight.

BONUS note: The best detox to pass a drug test in 2 days is a full Toxin Rid detox. Everybody familiar with detoxing for a drug test has heard of the Toxin Rid – it is not only a detox drink but a full combo of 15 pre-rid pills, detox liquid and additional dietary fibers. It’s usually shipped in less than 24 hours and if you have two days until the drug test, you should get 1-Day Toxin Rid. It will clean you up more than drinking water and cardio ever can.

3. ‘Synthetic Urine’ For Passing A Drug Test In 2 Days (‘Fake Pee’ That Works Every Time)

If you smoked or used drugs in the last 15 days, doing nothing or a 2-day detox will be of little help. This is a problem for most of us who smoke weed – a majority of people who need to pass a drug test in 2 days (or less) did smoke in the last 15 days. Makes sense – otherwise, we wouldn’t be panicking now, right?

Even if this is your first drug test, you’ve probably heard about synthetic urine or ‘fake pee’ (if it’s not the first time, you probably already know the drill). Synthetic urine is a lab-made urine that was first created to calibrate urinalysis tests strips. The whole point of it is that it tests as an average normal urine.

Of course with Reagon’s War on Drugs and consequent rigorous drug testing for pretty much any workplace (not only military but retail stores, Walmart and even McDonalds – I guess they don’t want stoners with munchies at McDonald’s, would be too tempted to eat McDonuts), synthetic urine turned out to be the perfect way to pass a drug test on short notice. Admittedly, some people also use it for ‘Golden showers’ cause it’s like a real thing.

How To Use Synthetic Urine To Pass A Drug Test?

It’s really easy to use – you hide the bottle with synthetic urine in your pants, bra, behind the belt, tape it against your leg, the possibilities are limitless. When you’re in the toilet and are suppose to pee in a cup they give you, you just take out the bottle with synthetic urine (you’re not being watched with the exception of the military test) and pour it in the cup. The urine didn’t come from your bladder but it’s clean and you will get your ‘drug-free’ test result in a couple of days.

Does synthetic urine work to pass a drug test in 2 days?

Yes, it definitely does, no matter how many days you have to the drug test. In 1 day, 2 days or in 1 week. The timing here doesn’t really matter as long as you have the synthetic urine on the day of testing with you.

Synthetic urine is usually bought online and shipped with lightning speed – if you order it today, it can be on your doorstep tomorrow and you’ll be ready for a drug test scheduled 2 or more days from now.

Which Is The Best Synthetic Urine To Use?

There is just one thing you have to be careful about when using a synthetic urine to pass a drug test in two days (or any amount of days). Temperature.

Synthetic urine tests just like real urine on a drug test but the technician or a nurse that performs the drug test might get suspicious if the urine he or she gets is cold or mildly warm. Real urine comes from your bladder and it thus has body temperature – any other temperature would be out of the ordinary.

Now, most of the synthetic urine companies out there would advise you to heat it up with microwave or something, but practically that doesn’t really work well because you can’t get the temperature just right. The risk of overheating or underheating is quite substantial.

Luckily, one synthetic urine company thought of that and devised a simple method of how to heat the urine up (even patented the formula!). It’s called the ‘Sub-Solution’ synthetic urine and it comes with a small vial which automatically heats the urine up to 98-102 F (exactly body temperature). You just pour the contents of the vial in the synthetic urine and it heats up in 10 seconds or so – you even get a temperature indicator so that you’re sure that is within 98-102 F.

This self-heating mechanism is also why the Sub-Solution is ranked as the best synthetic urine in 2018 comparison of top 7 brands.

The Sub-Solution also comes premixed (it’s ready-to-go). The great thing if you’re wondering how to pass a drug test in 2 days is that you can order it now (on Day 0), get it shipped on Day 1 and use it to pass a drug test on Day 2. Here is the link to the Sub-Solution store.

Just be sure to order it before 4:30 PM to get the same day shipping if you have a drug test in less than 2 days.

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Bottom line: Don’t Risk Not Passing A Drug Test (Especially If There’s An Easy Way Of Passing It For Sure)

Sometimes I still wonder why some guys are so optimistic they ‘drank so and so much water’ and that will (somehow) make them pass a drug test. I said ‘I told you so’ too many times when they come back with ‘THC-positive’ and no job, and frankly I’m a little pissed to see someone’s life go down the toilet just because they failed a drug test.

What is the point of legalizing weed if you can’t make a decent living when found THC-positive? I would assume if the drug testing laws are so irrational then using something like synthetic urine to pass a drug test is the only rational thing. But that’s just me.

I hope you’ll be able to choose an option of how to pass a urine drug test in 2 days without a problem and beat the test without any difficulty (at least now you know how). And who knows, maybe the next time around the drug testing laws will change sufficiently to make sense in a modern weed-legal world.

How Long Does Weed Stay In Your System? 10-30 Days, Really?

How Long Does Weed Stay In Your System? 10-30 Days, Really?

When you get a new job or get a medical examination notice and you know that you’ve recently smoked weed (maybe even last night), you might think that you’re screwed. Not necessarily; there are ways how to get the weed out of your system and pass a drug test. Let us first address the question of how long does it take to pass a drug test:

4 weeks. 10 days. “Two weeks tops, man!” “Bro, we smoke so much you ain’t gonna pass a drug test in a month, yo.”

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How long does weed REALLY stay in your system?

Basically, almost everybody has an opinion about how long does weed stay in your system. Who is right? How many days does it take to clean your system of THC enough to pass a drug test? Well, it depends (and we’ll talk on what). How fast is THC eliminated has a complicated answer but for the sake of a rough estimate, here is the best one:

Anywhere between 10 and 30 days.

This is a ballpark figure, a typical time window of how long does marijuana stay in your system. What really matters is if you’re closer to 10 days or 30 days, right? Here is what I’m going to write about:

  1. What influences how long does THC stay in your system? How much you smoke, how fat you are, what kind of test you have to pass etc.
  2. How to increase your chances of passing a drug test – what is more, how to 100% guarantee you’ll pass even if you smoke a joint before you go to the medical examination (I’m not even kidding, a friend did that just to “prove a point” – or more likely just to “smoke a joint”).

Ok, let’s start figuring out how long does it take to pass a drug test:

Top 3 Factor That Influence How Long Does Weed Stay In Your System

When it comes to THC elimination, there are quite a few factors that determine if you’ll be able to pass a drug test in 10 days or in 30 days. Some of the minor ones are sex and age – both influence THC metabolism into THC-COOH and elimination of THC-COOH via kidneys. However, we will focus on the top 3 most important ones – and something tells me that you kind of suspect what are the factors that influence how much time it will take for your system to clean the THC out:

1. How Much You Smoke? (One-Times Users, Recreation Users, Chronic Users)

Marijuana elimination is not rocket science. Rule No. 1 is that more you smoke the longer with THC stay in your body. The question is how much longer will a chronic user need to get weed out of his or her body vs. a one-time smoker who went to Amsterdam that one time?

Here at StonersRetreat we believe in science and, fortunately, there is a study published in Journal of Analytical Toxicology from 1989. Basically, they tested 13 chronic users and confirmed that they were THC-positive even 25 days after the last joint. So, it’s safe to say that chronic users need quite a long time to get weed out of their system.

This is largely confirmed by Mayo Clinic study (Mayo is one of the most credible sources) which published these findings on how long does weed stay in your body:

how long does weed stay in your system
Source: Mayo Clinic/Mayo Medical Laboratories at http://www.mayomedicallaboratories.com/test-info/drug-book/marijuana.html

After a single use, for example, the weed stays in your system for 3 days on average. However, in the small print we see that these THC detection rates can be influenced by other parameters as well – so it really can be anywhere from 1 day to 1 week, right?

“…there is no way of predicting or knowing how long someone would test positive with any kind of certainty.” Ryan Vandrey, Associate Professor, Johns Hopkins University

The best we can do is work with the knowledge we have from the published research.

2. How Fat Are You?

Yeah, having fat is not good even when it comes to cleaning THC out of your system. THC is a fat-soluble molecule and it basically dissolves in our fat reserves. If you have a tummy or a big bun, that’s where the weed is stored. The time of how quickly we can pass a drug test for weed will be prolonged if you have more fat.

When we smoke weed, the active molecule THC goes into the bloodstream and from there in the fat tissue. Whatever THC is left in the blood will go out of our body via kidneys (translation – THC will be in your urine). The problem is that a week or even a month after we’ve smoked, the THC in the fat is being slowly released into the bloodstream and from there it goes to the urine. The length of stay of weed in your system is thus heavily expanded to more than 10 days.

Here the rule No. 2: The more fat you have, the more THC can be stored in your body and the longer it will take to get the weed out of your system.

Especially problematic is if you eat munchies after having a joint. I know, who doesn’t like munchies, but if you stuffing yourself on Doritos or Taco Bell, your body will start building fat tissue while THC is in your blood. This will literally build the weed in your fat and will prolong how long the weed will stay in your system.

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Of course, if you want to speed up THC elimination in the long run, you should lose weight. Here are 7 tips on how to lose weight to get you started.

3. What Kind Of Drug Test Are You Facing? (cut-off rates are essential)

Most of the companies doing the drug testing use urine drug tests (in fact more than 90% of tests are pee-in-a-cup ones). Different characteristics of your urine sample, including THC content, are determined with test strips.

Now, for weed, tests strips can detect anywhere from 100 ng/ml of THC to 20 ng/ml. These are the cut-off rates and we came to the third rule:

Rule No. 3: The higher the cut-off rates of a drug test, the more likely you are to pass that test. 

According to Paul Carry, director of the Toxicology and Drug Monitoring Laboratory at University of Missouri: “(for 50 ng/ml cut-off) it would be unlikely for a chronic user to produce a positive urine drug test result for longer than 10 days after the last smoking episode.” However, if the cut-off rate is 20 ng/ml, even frequent users would test THC positive after 21 days.

It is a held opinion that most companies use 50 ng/ml cut-off rates test. However, what the actual cut-off rates are is a highly valued secret. According to Quest Diagnostics, who do more than 9.5 million urine drug tests, the rate of people testing positive is rising every year. Does that mean that they are lowering the cut-off rate?

How To Know When Weed Is Out Of Your System?

The bottom line is that you never know for sure how long does it take to pass a drug test. The only thing we can be certain about is that failing to pass a drug test will result in a world of pain.

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Like Walter Sobchak said.

To avoid getting in a world of pain here are few ways how to reduce the time that weed stays in your system (or in fact, pass a urine drug test while being high at the same time – yeah, ‘there are ways, Dude, you don’t even want to know’ (Walter Sobchak).

How To Get Weed Out Out Of Your System Faster

We can influence how long does weed stay in your system by detoxing. This basically means that you speed up your metabolism to flush the drugs out faster than it normally would. As a part of that, there are two distinct approaches – doing a natural detox with home remedies (starts with drinking a lot of water) which are effective to a point, but the second approach of using products specially designed to reduce how long does weed stay in your system is much more effective.

And we’ll get to the how to pass a urine drug test while high – newsflash, it’s a synthetic urine method.

Weed Detox With Natural Remedies

This is the drill you probably already know about. I’ll go ahead and give you some natural detox pointers and then we’ll see if Walter Sobchak is impressed by natural remedies.

How to get marijuana out of your system naturally?

  1. Drink a lot of water. That your #1 rule there – the logic is that more you drink, more you pee and more drugs are naturally eliminated out of your system.
  2. Do physical activity, especially cardio. It will make you sweat and the weed should naturally clean out of your system via sweat. And you’ll probably smell of weed-sweat.
  3. Go to the sauna. Same rational here – sauna will make you sweat that sweet weed-sweat.
  4. Caffeine and other things that make you pee. Coffee or Coca-Cola, as well as B vitamins (like niacin), will make you pee and in theory that should reduce how long does weed stay in your system.
  5. Vinegar? I’ve read somewhere that drinking vinegar should speed up weed elimination. I don’t really get why.
  6. Pectin? Again, it should have to do something about weed sticking to the stomach lining and pectin flushing it out…I don’t know, these home remedies for weed are, well, not scientifically proven and here at StonersRetreat we’re all about scientifically proven ways of passing a drug test.

So is Walter impressed by the home remedies for passing a drug test for weed?

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Walter is not impressed.

Here’s why: If you would be THC positive for 30 days without doing anything, natural detox for weed will bring the number of days down to maybe 25? Basically, if drinking sh*tloads of water and running would do the trick, so many people (more than half a million years in the US alone) would not fail a drug test.

Weed Detox With Detox Drinks, Detox Pills And Other Weed Detox Products

How long does weed stay in your system can be influenced with specially designed drinks and pills – the so-called weed detox drink and pills.

There is quite a variety of marijuana drinks and the bottom line is that they do work to some degree. Basically, you have better chances of passing a drug test by gulping down a detox drink like QCarbo16. However, they don’t do wonders – for example, if you should wait for 30 days to get the weed out of your system, with a good detox drink you’ll probably need something like 20 days.

If you really want to do a thorough THC detox and reduce the number of days it takes for weed to leave your system, you should go for a combo (detox drinks, pills, fibers combined). The most common (and effective) weed detox combo is the Toxin Rid line. You should check out our Toxin Rid reviews here to see what we think of it (it’s actually a pretty good bet you’ll drastically reduce how long does marijuana stay in your system – even to about 1 week).

How To Actually Pass A Urine Drug Test While High? Meet Synthetic Urine

Ok, I’m not saying you should be high when going to the drug test lab. Synthetic urine is the most convenient way of how to pass a urine drug test quickly – in 5 days, in 3 days, in 24 hours, you can even buy it 2 hours before the drug test and you’re guaranteed to pass.

The weed stays in your system for a long time. However, synthetic urine bypasses that altogether. Synthetic urine was originally designed to calibrate urine tests and that’s why it is, by default, mind you, exactly like a real urine. The urine drug tests can’t differentiate between a normal clean urine and synthetic urine.

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Basically, when using synthetic urine, you don’t pee in the cup (because you’re most likely THC positive). Instead, you take the fake pee or synthetic urine with you, pour that in the cup, present it to the lab personnel and pass a urine drug test with flying colors!

Why Is Synthetic Urine #1 Choice To Pass A Drug Test?

Here is the summary of how quickly can you pass a urine drug test with (if it would take 30 days the normal way):

  • With natural detox25 days.
  • Using detox drinks, pills7 days (with the best Toxin Rid products).
  • With synthetic urine1 day!

So if you have a drug test in a matter of days and you now know how long does weed stay in your system, you basically have one option:

Synthetic urine.

What Is Weed Takes Too Long To Clean Out Of Your System?

You know what happens.

This graph below illustrates that more than half of people who are caught on drug tests have THC in their system:

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More than half of people caught on drug tests are THC positive.

And yes, almost all of the drug-positive people get fired.

In short, if you have THC in your system, you should really do something to get it out quickly or go for synthetic urine to pass a urine drug test.

Hope this helped.

How To Get Weed Out Of Your System Fast (3 Options)

How To Get Weed Out Of Your System Fast (3 Options)

Most of us start wondering how to get weed out of your system fast when a THC drug test is just behind the corner. Such tests are usually for employment – and we’re all well aware that we will lose our job if we get caught.

Now, employers usually give us a notice when the weed drug test will take place. That might be a month in advance, a week (most common) or even ‘hey, you have a drug test tomorrow, report to this and this doctor’.

3 Ways of How To Get Weed Out Of Your System

There are basically 3 ways of how to get weed out of your system:

  1. Wait it out (app. 1 month). The body flushes the weed out by itself but it can take ages (and you don’t have the luxury to wait that long because your job is on a line).
  2. Do a THC detox (app. 5-7 days). You put your metabolism (that eliminates weed) into hyperdrive with detox products (drinks, tablets, dietary fibers).
  3. Use fake urine (1 day). This is solemnly to pass a urine drug test – an option when you’re truly desperate. Get some clean urine from a friend or buy a synthetic urine. The point is not to lose your job.

Why would you wonder how to get weed out of your system fast? Because more than half (59%) who are caught on urine drug tests are THC-positive (and get fired in 80% of cases).

How To Get Weed Out Of Your System
More than half of people caught on drug tests are THC positive.

This needn’t happen, especially as there are ways to get weed of your system and it’s not all that hard.

Here’s the quick summary of how to get weed out of your system, we’ll go into a bit more details later on.

How To Get Weed Out Of Your System In 1 Day, 1 Week, 1 Month

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Of course, #1 rule is to stop smoking immediately (unless you use fake urine).

Timing Is Everything When You Want To Get Marijuana Out Of Your System

The only question when you’re wondering how to get marijuana out of your system is WHEN you have a drug test:

Drug test next month? 

No problem, just wait it out. As you see in the graph below, after 30 days, there is less than 5% probability that you will be caught on a drug test (if you want to guarantee to pass, just do a 5-day detox – will explain later on).

thc detection times
More than 50% of people are still THC positive within 10 days after last joint.

Do you have a drug test next week and you’re wondering how to get weed out of your system fast?

In the first 10 days after the last joint, the chances of getting caught are about 50:50. You can take your chances, or you can do a 5-day detox (for heavy users) or 3-day detox (moderate users) and pass a THC urine drug test without a problem. You can get the 5-day detox here (with overnight shipping).

How to get weed out of your system in 24 hours?

Well, if you only have a day or two before the weed test, you can’t get the weed out of your system. Not even the near-toxic diarrhea-sh*tstorm detoxes work that fast. However, you can still pass a urine drug test by getting fake pee. From your friend or getting a synthetic urine. You can read more about weed detox here.

Oh, rule #1 is to stop smoking weed (fairly obvious, right?). Well, you don’t even have to do stop if you get a clear urine or synthetic urine anyway.

#1 Option – Wait It Out (THC elimination study)

The science about how to get weed out of your system is pretty much known via THC elimination studies. You can go into a bit of scientific reading in an article published in the Journal of Analytical Toxicology here. They basically studied 60 weed smokers who smoked 10 joints per week in the last 10 years.

thc elimination study
Source: Journal of Analytical Toxicology, 2009, at https://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pmc/articles/PMC2587336/

As you see, if you give a body 1 month, it pretty much knows how to eliminate THC out of your system.

However, the reality is that very few employers will give a 1-month notice for a drug test. Usually, you get a 1-week notice. Nonetheless, if you have a great boss that will give you heads up 1-month in advance, here is your step-by-step plan:

  1. Stop smoking weed for the next 30 days.
  2. The body will eliminate the weed out of your system by itself.

#2 Option – Weed Detox (most common)

More than 80% of employees will give you about a week notice for a urine drug test. This is not enough time for the body itself to eliminate all the THC but you can help your body with a detox.

It basically comes down to stop smoking weed and picking the best weed detox drink/tablets out there.

Stop smoking weed for a week can be difficult but not impossible, even for a heavy user. Picking out the detox drinks is another thing: you can buy anything from a niacin-bomb drink that might be harmful to ‘detox drinks’ that more resemble smoothies than detox drinks.

There are lots of advice about which THC detox works best over the internet, and I’ve summoned all the BS that is posted (and actual advice on how to get weed out of your system fast) in an article about THC detox.

Basically, yes, you have detox drinks and niacin-detox pills and dietary fibers to choose from; but me – I don’t like to take chances and the best way to get weed out of my system in a week is the Toxin Rid formula. Why?

Because it combines all 3:

  • Detox drinks
  • Detox pills AND…
  • … Dietary fibers

It pretty much the only thing that I found (myself and asking people on the street) that works consistently.

It is also no wonder that this 3-in-1 formula is the most commonly used for weed detox. Here is your plan:

Are you a moderate user (2-6 joints per week)?  3-day detox should be enough. You can get the 3-Day Toxin Rid here.

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A heavy user? You should look into 5- or 7-days detox (depending on how heavy user you are). Here’s the link to 5-Day Toxin Rid.

For a one-time user? I would presume that 1 joint will not register you as ‘THC positive’ on a drug test if you drink a lot of water and do some moderate sports for 1 week and are consistent with your healthy diet. Some detox drink such as QCarbo16 can’t hurt.

#3 Option – Fake Urine (yes, you don’t stop smoking)

How to get weed out of your system in 24 hours? Unfortunately, nothing will do that. When you have to take a drug test in a day or so, you really can’t detox.

You can risk it, of course. Chances are that you won’t get caught if you smoked 1 joint. However, if you’re a regular user, you do know what kind of mess will come from being tested positive for weed.

The solution here is fake urine. The best thing is to call a friend who you can trust and know for sure that has clear urine. Let him or her just give you his piss and you can take it with you on a drug test – just remember to preheat it to body temperature before you go to your drug test appointment.

However, if all your trusted friends are stoners like mine, you can still get a synthetic urine. Synthetic urine is what they use for calibrating urine drug tests – a laboratory-made solution that resembles urine (but doesn’t contain any drugs, of course). I always go for actually the real urine – you get it powdered and just add water.

You can find the best performing Sub-Solution synthetic urine here (best quality but pricey) and here is the real powdered urine (which is in other words ‘clean urine’).

Just Let The Weed Out Of Your System On Your Own Terms

I hope we’ve learned that our body is a fairly good system and knows exactly how to get weed out of your system. Unfortunately, it works too slow. A month or so.

That’s why we have THC detoxes (1 week) and synthetic urine (1 day) to help us out when we need to pass a drug test.

Both might be a bit costly, and using synthetic urine feels like being a con artist a bit, but let me assure you – it’s still better than testing positive and losing a job or not getting a job you interviewed for.

Also, if you have experience with how to get weed out of your system fast or in a week, you can comment below to help other people looking to clean weed out of their systems as well.

Toxin Rid 10-Day Detox Review: Does It Really Work?

Toxin Rid 10-Day Detox Review: Does It Really Work?

When needing to do a detox because your pre-employment or employment medical examination (which, of course, includes a urine drug test) is in a week, we start to look for detox drinks, detox pills, and home remedies to help up detox faster. A lot of people (including myself) have tried many different things before eventually stumbling upon Toxin Rid line and their most powerful Toxin Rid 10-day detox package (for heavy smokers).

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10-day Toxin Rid is most appropriate for chronic/heavy smokers (like a joint per day or more guys).

We’ll go through the Toxin Rid 10-day detox reviews to illustrate why the ’10 Day’ is one of the most complete and thorough detoxes for weed, opiates, amphetamines and so on out there. Here a quick giveaway why it is smart to do a thorough Toxin Rid 10-day detox:

  • More than half a million people a year fail a drug test (and don’t get/lose their job).
  • Heavy smokers can test THC positive even 30 days after the last joint (and companies unfortunately never give you a 30-day notice about medical drug testing).
  • Weed metabolism can be speeded up to the point where you can pass a drug test even in 10 days even if you’re a chronic smoker (obvious hint: using Toxin Rid 10-day detox – we’ll review how Toxin Rid works and include instructions how to use it to clean weed out of your system).
  • We’ll look at some Toxin Rid 10-day reviews by people use actually used it and passed the test with flying colors.
  • If you have 3 days or less to the drug test, even Toxin Rid will not save you. But synthetic urine will! You can check which synthetic urine is the best to pass a drug test.

Which Is The Best Detox To Pass A Drug Test?

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What Is Toxin Rid 10-Day Detox Anyway?

Well, when you hear you have to pass a urine drug system and ‘oh sh*t, I’m f*cked!’ fellow stoners usually try all sorts of stuff to clean their urine of weed. These quite frantic activities include:

  • ‘I’m gonna drink like 2 gallons of water per day!’
  • ‘Damn, I’ll run for like 20 miles to sweat it out!’
  • ‘I don’t care what it is, just gimme all the detox drinks in the world to flush this sh*t out!’
  • ‘I’ve heard that niacin, pectin, vitamins, cranberry juice, (name 10 more natural remedies to pass a drug test that sound healthy-like but have little to no effect on THC elimination) should work. They do, right? Right?’

Truth be told, every little bit helps (but the true bomb is the Toxin Rid-10 day detox). Drinking water helps a bit, running helps and all the vitamins help as well – but not a considerable amount. Can you really count on water to just flush the THC out of your system?

10-Day Toxin Tid detox was designed to speed up THC elimination CONSIDERABLY. According to Journal Of Physicians 2012 article, THC is eliminated:

  • via feces (65%)
  • via urine (20%)
  • other elimination paths such as sweating (15%)

Here at the Toxin Rid 10-day detox review, we can see that the company making it didn’t take any chances. Toxin Rid targets both the elimination via feces AND via urine (no other product such as detox drinks does that). How and why? Because Toxin Rid 10-day detox consists of:

  • Pre-rid tablets (150 of them – that’s 15 pills a day. If you’re taking 15 pills a day, you know it has to have a BIG effect)
  • Dietary fibers (to increase excretion via feces – you literally ‘sh*t THC out’)
  • Detox liquid (dilutes urine – has to be used 4 hours before a drug test)

How to pass a drug test with Toxin Rid 10-day detox is especially efficient because of this 3-in-1 formula.

Toxin Rid Instructions For 10 Day Detox (Recommended for joint-a-day-or-more users)

If you read some of the Toxin Rid 10-day detox reviews (and we’ll going to do that in just a bit), people who used it advise to stick to the instructions in order to properly pass a drug test. Here are the official Toxin Rid instructions:

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Official Toxin Rid 10-day detox instructions.

I’ve created this day-to-day table you can follow quite easily for 10-Day Toxin Rid:

DayWhat To Take?How To Take It?
115 pre-rid pillsTake 3 pills an hour for 5 times
215 pre-rid pillsTake 3 pills an hour for 5 times
315 pre-rid pillsTake 3 pills an hour for 5 times
415 pre-rid pillsTake 3 pills an hour for 5 times
515 pre-rid pillsTake 3 pills an hour for 5 times
615 pre-rid pillsTake 3 pills an hour for 5 times
715 pre-rid pillsTake 3 pills an hour for 5 times
815 pre-rid pillsTake 3 pills an hour for 5 times
915 pre-rid pillsTake 3 pills an hour for 5 times
10 (day of the drug test)1. 15 pre-rid pills.
2. Drink detox liquid.
3. Drink dietary fibres.
1. Take 3 pills an hour for 5 times.
2. Drink 1/2 of detox liquid 4 hours before the test and the other 1/2 2 hours before the test.
3. Drink dietary fibres 1 hour before the test.
Congratulations!You passed the drug test!

Be sure to follow the Toxin Rid instructions. Yes, I know, the last day – the day of the test – may be problematic if you have to take the test at 8 AM. You really need to ask yourself what are you prepared to do to pass a drug test. And if it means that you have to wake up at 2 AM to start with the pre-rid pills and start gulping down the detox liquid at 4 AM, I don’t think that is much to ask – especially if you know what will happen in you happen to fail a drug test.

I’ve seen different ‘miracle drinks’ and what not for $30 that will ‘magically’ erase THC in your system in 1 day. Yeah, this is not one of those things – as you’ve seen, it does take 10 days and you have to take 150 detox pills to be ABSOLUTELY sure to pass a drug test. That’s why the price is also a bit high at $189.99. But is it really that high if you know you’re getting something that will enable you to have or keep a job that pays several 10k in a year?

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Toxin Rid is the most powerful detox combo out there. It does include 150 pills that wash the drugs out and it takes 10-days, but it is a guarantee. Toxin Rid line is sold by TestClear.

I’ve never thought that failing drug tests should prevent you from doing the job – but in the US, this is what the law says. So if you’re really serious about passing a drug test (but you really need to work for it a bit over 10 days) you can buy the 10-Day Toxin Rid here.

What Are Some User Reviews of Toxin Rid 10-Day Detox? (Shocker, Everybody Passes The Test)

At StonersRetreat we also always check out for some users reviews. Yes, science behind the 10-day Toxin Rid checks out (it will put your system in THC elimination hyperdrive), but I don’t feel completely comfortable without reading a review or two of 10-day Toxin Rid (I also did it when testing it the first time – I passed by the way (as everybody else does)):

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10-day Toxin Rid detox review by Josh.

I really like here how Josh noted that the last time it took 2 months to get THC out of his system. Yes, in heavy smokers it can last for that long – if you smoke weed every day, it does accumulate and takes longer to flush out – and 10-Day Toxin Rid detox program is exactly what to do to flush it out in 10 days instead of in two months.

Lets get a look at another Toxin Rid 10-Day detox review:

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Kristen was able to start her career because she passed the drug test with Toxin Rid. Great job!

Many very creative people who are capable of thinking outside the box and contribute to the society in a revolutionary way don’t get a chance because they once tested THC positive. Is this really fair? No matter what the answer to that is, the law is the law and employers can’t legally employ somebody who failed a drug test.

That’s why Toxin Rid, and especially 10-Day Toxin Rid detox, is so useful – because it enables people to pass a drug test and start their careers. I think Kristen’s Toxin Rid review clearly shows that.

Judgment on Toxin Rid 10-Day Detox – It Passed! (It Works)

Hands down, the Toxin Rid line is the most thorough detox I’ve reviewed so far (and I’ve dealt with anything from ‘magic detoxes’ to some really effective detox drinks). It just has it all – pills, the liquid, and fibers – it covers all the corners of how to clean drugs out of the system.

Note: Before you buy Toxin Rid, please be true to yourself and answer what kind of smoker you are. Why? Here an answer from TestClear help desk about which one of their Toxin Rid products to choose:

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Toxin Rid support. These guys are pretty nice to talk to, btw.

So here is the list (just be honest what kind of smoker you are and pick your detox – just click on the links):

If you want a 10% OFF for anything from Toxin Rid line, please follow this link, use ‘TestClear10’ code and you’ll get 10% discount on all your purchases (thanks to TestClear).

Hope you’ll pass a drug test now that you’ve familiarized yourself with the best THC detox out there.

Best of luck!

How To Pass A 10 Panel Drug Test In 2018?

How To Pass A 10 Panel Drug Test In 2018?

Testing yourself for drugs with drug test kits before actually taking an official drug test is pretty much the smartest thing you can do if you’re a regular user of THC, amphetamines, cocaine or other illegal drugs. Since the 10-panel drug test is most frequently used one we’ll go into how to pass a 10-panel drug test as well.

It is pretty simple, really – failing to pass a drug test will probably cost you your job and will put a ‘drug user’ on your medical record. Getting a job after failing a drug test is a lot tougher – and getting a job is not easy, to begin with.

Here we’ll go into different drug test kits. If you want to know how to pass a 10-panel drug test (or any other drug test), there are basically two options:

  1. Synthetic urine (no need to detox).
  2. Detox (preferably with Toxin Rid detox products because they are known to work consistently).

Here is a quick look at the whole palette of detox products (choose one to get clean):

Which Is The Best Detox To Pass A Drug Test?

 Toxin Rid DetoxHerbal Clean QCarbo16Rescue Cleanse 32ozNatural DetoxHome Remedies
Includes:- 75 pre-rid pills
- Detox liquid
- Dietary Fibers
- Detox drink (16oz)- Detox drink (32oz)- Water
- Sports
- Pectin
- Vitamins
- Vinegar
Avg. Rating:★★★★★★★★★★★★★★N/AN/A
Reliability:
★★★★★★★★★★★★★★★★★★★★★★★★
Changes of passing:Extremely High
DecentHigh
Extremely LowLow
Guarantee to pass:YesNoNoNoNo
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An employer will usually give you a notice when they will test you for drugs (also known as a routine medical examination).

drug test kits
You want to win this match so you’re employer doesn’t catch you.

Fortunately, testing yourself for drugs is easy with home drug test kits. When it comes to how to pass a 10-panel drug test, however, thing become more complicated. This is how you’ll know for sure if you’re positive; and if you are, you’ll have time to do something about it – choose best marijuana detox, maybe.

Drug testing kits are too easy to use for you not to test yourself. Usually, they require you to pee on a stick (somewhat like a pregnancy test) or pee in a cup and gives you result in 5 minutes.  

Here is a breakdown of various home drug test kits you can use:

how to pass a 10-panel drug test

Drug Test Kits – Multiple Panel Urine Drug Tests

There are two situations in which drug test kits such as 10-panel urine drug test, for example, are mostly used:

  1. Checking if you’re positive for drugs before a drug test.
  2. Checking if you’re still positive for a drug after a detox. It’s basically using drug testing kits to confirm your detox of choice really cleaned you up properly. You don’t want to go pee in a cup not knowing if you’re still THC positive, for example, after a THC detox.

Drug test kits are surprisingly simple to use. Best of all, they have 98-99% accuracy. So, if you use a home drug testing kit that tells you, you’re positive, then you most probably are. How to pass a 10-panel drug test if you’re THC positive is another matter.

When choosing a urine drug test kit, it usually comes down to:

  • What drugs you want to test yourself for. THC, amphetamines, cocaine, benzodiazepines, heroin, whatever.
  • How many tests you need (test usually come in packs of 5, 10 or even 20 because during the detox, users tend to test themselves every day to see when to stop detoxing – when you’re negative, there is no point to detox anymore, right?).

If you’re here just because you smoked some weed, for example, you don’t need to buy a 10-panel urine drug test kit. You only want to check for one – that’s THC. Don’t spend your money on the tests; they are very cheap. Better save up for well-performing detox products – those might be expensive, but job-saving. This is, along with synthetic urine, one of the best ways how to pass a 10-panel drug test.

Marijuana Single Panel Urine Drug Testing Kit – Just For Weed (THC)

The most common currently illegal drug out there is weed and it’s not surprising that people need so many drug test kits for marijuana. No one wants to lose their job because they’re smoking something that is even legal in states like Colorado.

thc detection times
More than 50% of people are still THC positive within 10 days after the last joint.

Some people even think the employer will ‘let it go’ if you’re found THC positive on an official drug test because he’s a good guy. He or she can be the best guy out there that rolls joints with you in the bathroom but all employers (bosses…) are bound by law to report drug positive employees. They can’t give you a pass no matter much how they want to – the charges they would face are pretty severe. That’s why passing a 10-panel drug test as well as only THC drug test is so important.

Examples Of Good Single Panel Drug Test Kits ONLY For THC

Ok, so let’s get straight about this drug test kits because many people buy 10-panel urine drug test just for weed (which is absurd). I’ve found and used several single panel urine drug test kits that test only for THC. All of them work excellent but some of them you must buy in bulk (like 10 pack of THC tests).

In my experience, Amazon has the quickest shipping and they are very discrete about it – it’s like going to the local pharmacy, asking ‘Ugmm… I need to test for weed’ with everybody looking and being pretty damn obvious.

TIP: If you need it once or twice, just buy 1 or 2 – it will cost you less than $5. Yeah, per test, buying 10 might be cheaper but do you really need 10? You’ll know best. Here are some good examples of single panel drug testing kits ONLY for THC:


As you see the THC urine drug test kits above, you can buy 1 or 2 pack for about 5 bucks or so. If you think you’ll need more in the future, it might be smarter to buy packs of 10 or 15 tests because they cost considerably less per test.

It really comes down to how often you’ll need them. HINT: Tests for multiple drugs are more expensive and it would be a waste of money if you only need to test for THC.

5 Panel Urine Drug Test Kits

If you want to test yourself with a home drug test kit for amphetamines, cocaine, opiates or benzodiazepines, you, unfortunately, won’t find a single panel test for every substance.

However, you can get a 5-panel urine drug test kit for all of them combined. For example, if you used amphetamines and want to find out if you’ll test positive on an official drug test, you get yourself a 5-panel urine drug test, pee on it and see if the amphetamine positive line shows up.

The most affordable and reliable 5-panel urine drug test out there is by EasyHome. It comes in a pack of 5 and costs a bit more than $10, and it tests for the following substances:

  • THC (marijuana)
  • Cocaine (crack)
  • Opiates (heroin, morphine)
  • Benzodiazepines (powerful sedatives)
  • Amphetamines (ecstasy, MDMA, meth, crystal meth, ‘blue stuff Walter White makes’)

You can buy the 5 panel test here.

Believe it or not, heavier users buy 10-panel urine drug tests or even 12 panels. After reading how to pass a 10-panel drug test, they choose either detox or synthetic urine and need to check if it works or not (synthetic urine, for example, always works).

10 Panel Urine Drug Test Kits

In some cases, the employers that send you on a drug test, actually tells you that’s you’re going to have to take a 10-panel urine drug test. That’s why many people are wondering how to pass a 10-panel urine drug test.

Well, 10 panel is just a drug test that tests you for 10 different drugs. In addition to the listed ones in 5-panel urine drug test, 10-panel urine drug test includes:

  • Barbiturates (sedatives…)
  • Methadone
  • PCP (phencyclidine)

What is more, the 10-panel test can differentiate between different opiates and amphetamines. It additionally tests for:

  • Oxycodone
  • Morphine
  • Methamphetamine (meth, crystal meth)

The ordinary panels test require you to get your own cup and pee in it, or just pee on the test strip itself. With 10-panel urine drug test, you can, in addition to regular test strips, get a drug testing cup. You can see some the ordinary test strip test and cup test below (and check if your way of how to pass a 10-panel drug test worked out or not):


The test strip tests are a bit cheaper but a cup gives better results. Why? Well, when you come to give a urine sample for a 10-panel drug test, they will use the same cup and the same strips. If you pass with this home drug test kit, you can bet you’re going to pass an official drug test as well.

12 Panel Urine Drug Test Kits

The 12-panel urine drug test kit is pretty much the ultimate drug testing machine. It really tests for almost everything, short of LSD and ketamine. With 12-panel urine drug test, you can check for two additional drugs as compared with a 10-panel urine test. These are:

  • MDMA (methylenedioxymethamphetamine)
  • PPX (propoxyphene)

As with the 10 panel, you can get them regular (test strips) or with a cup (which is basically a cup + test strips on a cup). Here you have them:


Testing at Home Will Make You Less Anxious On Official Test

Nobody really likes to take a drug test but we all kind of have to, usually for job-related purposes.

In my experience, I prefer to take a drug test at home first, even though I’ve been detoxing for 2 weeks. Why?

Because I feel less anxious when taking a drug test. It’s like I can keep my stress levels under control by smoking one right before the test, right? The best bet is how to pass a 10-panel drug test effectively and go to the lab confidently.

Knowing for a fact that I will pass a test makes it easier and I am much less suspicious to the medical staff performing the test. Confidence is key, remember?

 

 

 

How To Pass A Hair Follicle Drug Test Guaranteed In 2018?

How To Pass A Hair Follicle Drug Test Guaranteed In 2018?

A hair follicle drug test is usually the most dreaded one and how to pass a hair follicle drug test is challenging. With a urine test, you can use best marijuana detox or even use synthetic urine, with saliva test you can get some neutralizing gums. Hair drug test, however, is more difficult to fool and passing a hair follicle drug test is not guaranteed.

And when you’re figuring out how to pass a hair follicle drug test, there is hair follicle test drug detection time to consider. Here is a quick look at how long after the last use can marijuana be detected by different drug tests:

hair follicle test detection times
See why hair tests are a bother? You can be caught up to 3 months after smoking.

Because there is a lot (and I mean a lot) of misinformation around the net about hair analysis, I’m going to present some quick facts about hair drug tests. Here are the big 3:

  1. One-time smokers don’t have to be concerned with how to pass a hair follicle drug test. THC gathers in hair only in prolonged use (regular smokers).
  2. Most of ‘How to pass a hair drug test’ shampoos don’t really guarantee to pass a hair follicle drug test on their own. You need something stronger to extract THC out of your hair – usually a complete hair care with conditioner and purifier (shampoo alone is not enough). And even this is doubtful to work!
  3. If you shave your hair, you’re safe. Well, no – drug testers can take body hair from underarm, chest, legs. But if you shave those as well, you’re safe!

We’ll start off with more of these straight facts (because the internet is full of nonsense and people trying to answer how to pass a follicle hair test without using science) and I’ll explain the following in simple terms:

  • How does hair drug testing even work (how much hair they take and from – they take it from the root, by the way).
how much hair for hair follicle drug test
A nurse only takes 1.5 inches of your hair from the root.
  • What happens if you decide to shave all of your hair before a hair follicle drug test.
  • Why using a detox shampoo on its own for hair drug test is a bunch of nonsense and using it is not a guaranteed way to pass a hair follicle drug test. Can’t just wash it out, you need extra conditioner and, most importantly, purifier. And even this is not a 100% guarantee of passing.
  • How to pass a hair drug test with shampoo, conditioner, and purifier (This is the best chance you have for passing a hair drug test, short of shaving all over).
  • How you can test yourself if your hair is drug (THC, cocaine, meth) positive with a hair drug test kit.

In short, you’ll need a shampoo to pass a hair follicle drug test (Zydot shampoo works best because of included purifier), and optionally a drug test to confirm – so 1 of each:

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Test Pass Detox Shampoo
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How To Pass A Hair Follicle Drug Test – Misconceptions and Facts

A good thing about a hair drug test is that usually you’re alerted beforehand – hair drug testing counts as ‘toxicology screening‘. They don’t just come in and take a sample like with saliva drug test. You have a few days to prepare. Who usually asks you to do it?

  • Your current employer. If they want to check up on you, on random or every few years as regulated by law.
  • Your future employer. Admittedly, they are usually required by law to do a hair drug test.
  • Parents, partners, you name it. They might choose hair follicle drug test because it’s nearly impossible to cheat and it gives a positive result if you’ve smoked heavily in the last three months.

Will I Pass Hair Drug Test If I’ve Been Second Smoking? No Guarantees.

Well, second smoking how heavily?

If your friends smoke and you’ve been around them for a while, you don’t have to be worried about how to pass a hair follicle drug test. You are guaranteed to pass a hair drug test because there is little to no THC in your hair. Yes, your hair might smell of weed, but even if you don’t wash it, the hair drug test will not detect any THC. Why?

hair follicle drug test THC
THC outside the hair doesn’t matter. The inside of the hair is the problem.

THC from smoking marijuana travels from lungs to blood and via blood to hair follicles. The hair drug test doesn’t measure if weed stuck to your hair directly via smoke – it detected THC inside of the hair, where it came from being in the blood.

Even if you inhaled a bit around friends who were smoking, that is not a thing to be concerned about. The amount of THC that was transferred to your blood is minimum and will not show up on a hair follicle drug test.

How This Hair Drug Test Myth Was Born (‘Nah, it wasn’t me who smoked, yo’)

Why do some people still think second smoking will make them positive on a hair follicle drug test? Because most of the true smokers, when they tested positive, said “Nah, man, I didn’t smoke, I was just around a bunch of people who did. Second-hand smoking kills you in the end, right?”

I’ve got nothing again some good excuses because, frankly, nobody should lose their job because they smoked some. However, this kind of excuses started a myth that second-hand smoking can be detected via not only a hair drug test but urine and saliva drug tests as well.

How Hair Is Collected For A Drug Test (1.5 inches from the root)

This is what a lot of people going for a hair drug test don’t know. Usually a nurse or certified professional will take about 1.5 inches of your hair. The hair is collected from the root. That’s right, they only take 1.5 inches from the scalp.

Of course, they will chop off your hair from the root, even if you have 30 inches long hair. However, for a hair drug test, they’ll use only the beginning of the hair (the side that came from your scalp). Those are the new hair and 1.5 inches of that hair can hold THC if you’ve smoked in last 90 days (hair grows about 0.5 inches per month).

The other part of the hair is discarded and not used in the hair follicle drug test. Why? Simple because data collected from that part would not be valid. After more than 3 months, most of the THC goes out anyhow and if you haven’t smoked heavily up to 3 months before a drug test via hair, you have nothing to worry about.

One-Time Smokers Have Nothing To Worry About (Only Heavy Smokers Need To Worry)

A lot of times, the one most petrified of hair drug test are one-time smokers. You know, people who just tried it once at college.

Even if you smoked a lot during that one session, you don’t have to worry about it as far as how to pass a hair follicle drug test is considered. Yes, if you might test positive with mouth swab drug test or urine test, but for hair drug test, THC really has to accumulate in the hair for longer periods of time.

Hair Drug Test Can Be Up To 5 Times More Effective Than Urine Drug Test

This is the main reason why drug test via hair follicle is employed. It catches up to five times as many users as a standard urine test. Why?

Well, for a urine test, you can detox (you can read about to do a THC detox here). What is more, with moderate use of marijuana, after about 7 days, there will be no trace of THC in the urine anymore. In hair, the THC residue will remain up to 3 months!

There are no quick detoxes for hair drug test (only shampoo-conditioner-purifier we’re going to talk about – and even that is questionable if it really helps). The only true way of how to pass a hair follicle drug test is to look for a shampoo with purifier (I’ll explain this a bit later).

How Long Is Body Hair Detection Time? (Over 90 Days)

Head hair drug test detection time is about 90 days. In the test protocol, they take 1.5 inches of hair from the root and test it. Because head hair grows about 0.5 inches in 30 days (1 month), the head hair drug test goes back about 3 months.

If you don’t have head hair (boldness or haircut style with no hair), the tester will take body hair ONLY from these three places:

  • Under armpit
  • Chest hair
  • Leg hair

Many people think they have to shave all of their body. Only these three places are valid for taking a sample for body hair drug test.

It is a lot easier for women to avoid this – they usually shave armpits and legs, and have no chest hair anyway. However, women are in 99% of cases tested via head hair (obviously). You find a lot more bold men that bold women (or those with such hairstyle preference).

Men, however, in most cases have armpit hair, chest and leg hair.

Body Hair Grows Slower (Accumulates THC For Longer Periods Of Time)

Take chest hair for example. How long does it take to grow to full length? Usually much more than 3 months or 90 days.

A tester will take 1.5 inches (or less) chest hair for hair drug test. Because that hair might be growing for up to 6 months, the THC, which indicates marijuana smoking, can be found in the hair. That means that the body hair drug test can catch you even after 6 months (that is for heavy smokers, of course).

What Happens If I Shave Everywhere? (You Can’t Be Tested With Hair Drug Test)

This is also an idea and it is the 100% guarantee you won’t be caught on hair follicle drug test. Why? Because you have no hair, you can’t even be tested.

how to pass a hair follicle drug test
No hair drug test with no hair, right? They’ll just test your saliva or urine.

Of course, they will put you on saliva drug test or urine drug test but for that, you only need about 7 days for the body to detox itself and you can even help it with THC detox.

However, HR might get suspicious if you just shave your hair. They can’t prove anything but even if you do pass a standard urine drug test, they might shortlist you for drug testing.

Why Is Detox Shampoo For Hair Drug Test Useless? (Treats The Hair Surface, Not Insides)

Here the thing. The THC in the hair is not on the outside of the hair. You don’t get it because of the exposure to the THC-rich smoke. That could be cleaned out with a shampoo.

You get it via bloodstream feeding your hair follicles. And it is, of course, inside the hair. You can’t get it ‘out’ with just a shampoo.

I really thought this is pretty obvious when it comes to how to pass a hair follicle drug test.

That doesn’t stop people from trying to pass a hair drug test with such shampoos, though. Here is one shampoo that is being sold to pass a hair follicle drug test (on the right).

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You notice the 100% and ‘Yes’ mark? Yeah, they’re trying to make it legit to hard.

This hair drug test shampoo looks pretty cool, right? Just notice the 100% guarantee. That’s the company trying to make it much more legit that it deserves to be.

You won’t believe this, but people still buy into that.

Nevertheless, it is only a shampoo. It won’t extract the THC from inside the hair.

Here are some reviews of this ‘100% pass hair drug test shampoo detox’ crap (click to enlarge).

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Well, there you have it. Of course, it doesn’t work – it’s only a shampoo! What were you thinking, were you high or something? Oh…that might be the reason. Ok, let’s cool down and see what might actually work.

Hair Drug Test Detox Shampoo + Conditioner + Purifier (Best Choice But Still Isn’t 100% Guarantee)

These detox shampoos are not all bad. They are actually quite useful IF they can penetrate into the hair. However, a normal shampoo can’t do that.

When trying to pass a hair drug test, you really need to be looking at products that ensure that shampoo will actually reach the insides of the hair. Only from there THC can be truly extracted and gets your hair clean for a hair follicle drug test.

Is there a thing that does that? Yes, it’s called the purifier. This is basically a substance that penetrates inside the inner structure of the hair itself. When the shampoo is thus allowed to come inside the hair, it dissolves THC and it can be washed out.

Ensure Passing On Your Hair Drug Test (Rinse really REALLY good)

Of course, you have to wash out most of THC to test negative on hair drug test. This is why this is not a 100% guarantee method. However, you can increase the chances of getting THC out with:

  • Repeat shampooing.
  • Heavy (and I mean heavy) rinsing. Leave the shampoo on for a longer time than it says to ensure it will dissolve and wash out all of the THC.
  • Choosing the best shampoo + purifier combo.

Oh yeah, there is this thing where you have a conditioner with the shampoo + purifier combo. That actually does nothing to wash out the THC – it just makes your hair smooth and nice. So, if your goal is to pass a hair drug test, you can get things with or without a conditioner (doesn’t really make a difference).

Here is pretty much the industry standard for passing a hair drug test:

You’ll notice that this Hair Follicle Shampoo doesn’t only have a shampoo but, far more important, a purifier! I can’t really stress enough how a purifier is essential for passing a hair follicle drug test. Without it, all the shampoo is going to do is clean the outsides of your hair and get your ass fired in the process.

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2 step hair cleaning: 1) Shampoo, and 2) Purifier.

Just keep in mind to rinse really well. It’s better to rinse one more time and keep the shampoo on a bit longer than it says just to make SURE that all of the THC will go out. This is the best chance of passing a hair follicle drug test. You can get the Hair Follicle Shampoo. Just read about how quickly it can be shipped so that it will be at your home before you have to take a hair drug test.

Test, Test, Test! (Test your hair if they are THC-positive before taking a hair drug test)

This is the common mistake people that get caught make. They could have avoided it just by checking for themselves if their hair still has THC.

There are several options why there can still be THC in your hair:

  • You used just the shampoo. Doesn’t work on its own.
  • You used a shampoo + purifier but didn’t rinse enough.
  • Thinking you’ll pass a hair drug test, you know, by doing nothing on it and just the destiny take its course.

Well, if you’re leaving it up to destiny, then you don’t really need to test yourself.

For everybody else, you can get a hair drug test kit and test yourself before taking a real test.

Hair Drug Test Kit (Expensive But Can Be Worth It For Heavy Users)

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Hair drug test kit.

If you don’t want to leave it up to chance, you can test your hair yourself. What you’ll need is the following:

  • 1.5 inches of your hair (cut from the root).
  • A hair drug test kit. See the Hair Confirm kit for more details.
  • Follow the instructions in the kit.

Believe me, testing yourself is the best way to know if you need to take action (such as buying a shampoo + purifier, or doing another rinse with it).

Hope You Got Everything To Pass A Hair Drug Test Now

This is pretty much it. The best option to pass a hair drug test is to shave your hair, armpits, legs, and chest. However, they’ll just give you another drug test (admittedly, you’ll pass that one with more ease).

The general take away is that you have to wash your hair with a shampoo that is able to penetrate into the hair. That’s why you need a purifier added to the shampoo if you want to pass a hair follicle drug test and this is how to do it.

Hopefully, now you’ve got all you need know how to pass a hair follicle drug test. Just make sure you’ll pass it beforehand with a kit and you’ll be in the safe zone.

Remember. Better safe than sorry.

 

How To Pass A Mouth Swab Drug Test In Less Than 12 Hours

How To Pass A Mouth Swab Drug Test In Less Than 12 Hours

Updated: September 2018

You’ll probably agree that failing a drug test, especially the out-of-the-blue mouth swab test, is a bad idea. People who fail a saliva drug test will usually get their you-are-getting-fired meeting with HR the same day.

How many co-workers do you know that didn’t pass a drug pass and can still provide for themselves and their families? Yeah, pretty much all of them get sacked. Or worse.

Can you beat a mouth swab drug test?

Well, it turns out that most people who would otherwise fail the saliva test (due to drug use) can beat the cotton swab analysis. It’s actually pretty easy if you think fast when your boss and a nurse (or lab tech) pull you aside…

… and you are courageous enough to serve them an excuse to go to the toilet (for less than 5 minutes).

If you can go to the toilet (with special something in your pocket), you have every chance to pass the mouth swab test safely. What’s that special something? Two things can help to neutralize the drug footprint of your mouth – a detox mouthwash or, even better, a neutralizing gum. We’ll go through mouthwash vs. gum, but speaking overall, the gum is the safe bet.

A Thing Or Two About Saliva Drug Tests

It’s basically cotton swab drug tests; usually, a nurse takes your saliva with a cotton swab and it goes on to be tested for various drugs. That’s why it is important to know how to pass a mouth swab drug test quickly (cause nobody’s going to wait for you to detox).

collecting saliva sample with a mouth swab for drug test
A nurse collects your saliva within 5 minutes of seeing you. Excuse yourself and go to the toilet with detox mouthwash, or even better, the neutralizing gum.

From all the drug tests, the mouth swab one is the most difficult to pass. Here are quick guidelines on how to pass various drug tests:

Drug Tests And How To Pass Them
  • Urine drug test – THC detox (slow) or Synthetic Urine (quick).
  • Hair drug test – Detox Shampoo (with purifier).
  • Blood drug test – well, unfortunately, there is no tricking that one. ‘Just don’t do drugs’ solution.
  • Saliva drug test – Neutralizing Gum or Mouthwash (gum is better, but mouthwash is cheaper).

People who are not using drugs such as marijuana should not be worried at all. However, you’re probably here because you belong to a group that might get a cotton swab in your mouth in the near future and should be concerned that the test will be positive.

I would like to say there are no worries; how to pass a saliva drug test in 2018 is a pretty straightforward use-1-min-rinse THC mouthwash. Unfortunately, it is a bit more complicated.

How long after the last use of THC (joint, blunt, brownie, whatever) can saliva drug test detect it?

saliva drug test detection time

The consensus is somewhere between 12 and 24 hours (opinions vary even up to 4 days).

However, there is a catch – saliva drug test can be executed immediately. That’s right, you usually don’t get a 5-day notice someone is going to test your saliva for THC. They just walk up to your work desk and do a mouth swab drug test here and there. So, if you enjoyed marijuana anytime the last 24 hours, you might be in serious problems.

Mouthwash vs. Gum – 2 Ways To Pass In Less Than 5 Minutes

To pass a mouth swab drug test, there are only two options – mouthwash and gum. Both of them have really good results – checked with saliva drug test kits.

Here is a quick comparison. Basically, the gum is safer but also pricier. However, failing a saliva drug test is not something that we can afford – but judge for yourself:

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I’ll go through the following points and hopefully you’ll be ready when the cotton swab lady comes your way. Here is how to prepare yourself for a saliva drug test – I’ll write about:

  • Saliva drug test facts (how they collect your saliva, how does saliva testing work).
  • Look into saliva drug test detection times (how long does it take for THC to leave your saliva).
  • Why do they even do drug test with a mouth swab instead of urine one (Hint: They have better chances of getting you).
  • How to pass a mouth swab drug test (usually involves rinsing with THC mouthwash and some other things).
  • Best products that actually help you pass a saliva drug test. You get step-by-step instructions on how to pass the test with confidence.
  • BONUS: How to test that the best product for saliva drug test you just used actually worked.

Saliva Drug Test – First Lets Get Facts Straight

Saliva testing (using oral fluids) is not a new technique. It has been used for decades in medicine. However, in the last couple of years, saliva drug tests started to be used by employers to check the drug habits of their future or current employees.

Most of us have done some kind of urine (drug) test before or during the employment (I hope nobody needs to go through the hair follicle drug test – the toughest to pass). That worked out pretty fine for most of the folks because they got a 5- or 10-day advance warning that they’ll be tested. Of course, if you know beforehand you’re going to be tested for drugs, you stay away from marijuana for those days and might even think about doing some kind of THC detox.

This mentality is exactly what companies are betting on when trying to catch drug users. They bank on you expecting to be notified beforehand – and then surprise you by giving you a saliva drug test immediately. That’s why is usually useful how to pass a saliva drug test not in less than 12 hours but in less than 5 minutes.

How Is Your Saliva Collected For Mouth Swab Drug Test?

With the mouth swab drug test you don’t to pee anywhere (that would be awkward even if you’ve got a high cubicle). They just stick a cotton swab in your mouth, take a saliva sample, and put the swab in a test tube for drug testing.

This might sound simple but I can tell you these will probably be the worse 30 seconds of your job-life if you’ve been smoking a day before. Why? Because you can be sure that you will be THC positive and there is pretty much nothing you can do. Or is there?

Of course, you can make a mess. Sometimes you can even excuse yourself and go to the toilet – that’s your one chance right there, we’ll talk about it later.

You might want to try with an excuse that you have dry mouth. But you know well enough that dry mouth is a common effect of smoking weed. What is more, it won’t convince the nurse who’s there for your sample. She needs to take just a little for a saliva drug test.

Saliva Drug Detection Times – When Do You Have To Be Worried?

As said earlier, marijuana or THC will leave your saliva in 12 to 24 hours. This is, of course, not scientifically tested. Some sources say 24-48 hours, Forensic Fluids Laboratories even gave out 1-4 days. In truth, nobody knows for sure. Now that is kind of scary.

It could be worse, though. The sources that indicate 12-24 hours saliva drug detection times give information about the mouth swab drug test detection time for other drugs such as cocaine, meth,  and, well, alcohol. I’ve gathered the saliva test detection times in the graph:

As you see, marijuana users don’t have to worry as much as meth and extasy users. These two drugs can be detected in the saliva 3 full days after the use. Cocaine is around 1 full day, while marijuana’s average elimination time (this means that is no more detected by saliva drug test) is 0.75 days or 18 hours.

Again, I have to warn that opinions on how long does marijuana stay in the human saliva differ substantially from dozen hours up to 4 days. If you have some valid opinion on this, please do help us all out and share it in the comments.

Saliva Drug Test Vs Urine Drug Test

How come companies are starting to use more and more saliva drug tests instead of the standard urine test?

Mouth swab drug test vs urine drug test does make for a good discussion. However, there are a few very clear reasons why companies are doing more and more saliva drug tests on their employees. Here is why:

  1. A mouth swab drug test is cheaper. Yeah, guess what, companies are all crazy about cutting expenses.
  2. Drug testing based on saliva is simpler and quicker. That speaks to the corporate spirits.
  3. A saliva test can detect lower concentrations of THC.
  4. BIG ONE: Saliva drug test catch more people! And we have a scientific proof for it.

mouth swab drug test

It might sound intuitive that the cotton swab test will catch more drug users since the swab is immediately pushed into your mouth whereas you have to go to the doctor’s office for a urine test (make an appointment in next 10 days, for example).

Don’t take just my word for it. Journal of Analytical Toxicology has published a comparative study of how many people are caught with saliva drug test (oral fluid drug test) vs how many people are caught with a urine drug test. Here is the full article and the results:

saliva drug test vs urine drug test
More than 3 out of 100 people who took the saliva drug test, tested positive for marijuana (THC). Less than 2 with a urine test.  Source: Journal of Analytical Toxicology, Vol. 25, November/December 2002

If you’re a company HR executive, you see that it is clear that oral fluid test (saliva drug test) is more thorough. Add that it is cheap and quick, and you’ll understand why the shift towards mouth swab drug test as opposed to the standard urine drug test.

So, this game is a bit rigged against drug users – let’s try to turn the tables:

How To Pass A Saliva Drug Test?

This is really what it comes down to. There is no hiding or escaping for a saliva drug test. Chances are, with the cotton swab technique growing in popularity, every one of us will eventually have to face a nurse who is going to take our saliva sample, no questions asked.
The first idea is to clean your teeth really really good. Well, even if you had the time to do that, it wouldn’t do you much good, I can promise you that.
The only thing you’ve got going for you is an ’emergency trip to the toilet’. When the friendly nurse comes in swinging her cotton swabs with a tail of HR people, you can either:
a) Take the test right away. If you’ve smoked yesterday evening, you know what the result is going to be.
b) Immediately excuse yourself and go directly to the toilet.

Your One Chance To Pass A Cotton Swab Drug Test

I don’t know about you, but I would choose option b) every time. How to convince them you really have to go to the bathroom (and cover up you’re going to prepare your mouth for cotton swab sampling)? Say your d*ick is going to explode. Say you have such a bad case of diarrhea that you’re gonna sh*t all over the office if they don’t let you.
The bottom line is to GET TO THAT TOILET no matter the cost. What is the worst they can do to you? Fire you for going to the bathroom? You probably know pretty well that’s what they will do anyway if you test positive.
This is your one chance. I can’t repeat enough how important it is for you not to freeze in that moment. Ok, now that you’re in the bathroom where you have previously:
  • Hidden your ‘how to pass a saliva drug test’ product, or
  • You have it on you (in your pocket, pants, whatever)

Here is how this story goes…

How Mickey Mouse Lost His Job (And Worse)

So, about products that can help you pass a saliva drug test; you’re probably figured out there are two kinds:

  • Mouthwashes. That was an obvious call.
  • Chewing Gums. No, really. I’m not even kidding.
 Most of them do work (clearing out and detoxing your saliva is actually not that hard), just be smart about it. For example, here is Mickey Mouse who wasn’t that smart and went buying just some random Ultra Kleen mouthwash:
how to pass saliva drug test
He’s right, you know. Abstinence is the key, but hey, that’s not as fun as getting high. I feel for Mickey though.
Here’s another review example for the same product:
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Yes. These things really happen in real life. Anna didn’t get the job and Zach might even go back to prison! Please do consider thoroughly about which product you choose for passing a saliva drug test.
Here are some good choices that people actually have good experience with and it worked out pretty well in most cases:

Best Mouthwash To Pass A Saliva Drug Test

You’ve got all kinds of mouthwashes out there. I myself would really go for the most reviewed and recommended one. Toxin Rid mouthwash pretty much falls in that category (and Toxin Rid line detoxes are usually the best to pass a urine drug test). Here is how the mouthwash looks like:

toxin rid mouthwash
Toxin Rid mouthwash is one of the best to pass a drug test. You can get it here.

Here is one review that sold me. Short and to the point:

how to pass mouth swab drug test

I’ve looked around a bit and there are pretty much the same mouthwashes for passing a saliva drug test out there. This one is the most recommended and it’s the cheapest. Currently, it stands at less than $30. Considering how much many other ‘how to pass a saliva drug test’ mouthwashes cost, this is definitely a bargain.

Oh, and it works in 1 minute. That will do, I think. No one will ask you why you’ve been in the toilet for 1 minute. If the package said ‘works in 30 minutes’ I would worry about how to explain to them why I was in there for half an hour. Very strong diarrhea comes to mind.

Joking aside, I see one problem with this mouthwash – it is BIG! I can’t imagine hiding that in my pocket when going to the bathroom. With the mouthwash, you really have to place it somewhere in the bathroom, and finding a place where nobody will notice could be pretty tricky.

There is, however, another option you can use – Gums:

Best Way To Pass A Mouth Swab Drug Test Are Actually Gums

As you might have figured out yourself, mouthwashes are big and clumsy. This is not exactly what you need when trying to outmaneuver medical stuff and HR representatives when they come to make a saliva drug test on you.

Gums for saliva drug tests are much more subtle and small (pocket-size). .No one will question you why do you have a gum in your pocket; in fact, most people don’t even notice you have a gum in your pocket anyway.

There are not a lot of saliva neutralizing gums out there – and they are expensive – but considering the risks of not passing a mouth swab drug test, many marijuana users do find it worth the money.

oralclear saliva gum
If you want to pass (the inevitable) a saliva drug test, this is your best bet. Yes, it does cost $90, but it will last for several tests. BONUS: You can even test it yourself by chewing one up and checking with saliva drug test that it really does eliminate the drugs from your saliva. You can order your OralClear Saliva Chewing Gums here.

Here are some quick directions on how to take it. Two important notes – it works in 30 seconds and it lasts for 30 minutes. You have to get the nurse to sticks that cotton swab in your mouth within 30 minutes of coming out of the toilet.

passing cotton swab drug test

Step-By-Step Of How To Pass A Cotton Swab Drug Test (With Confidence)

Here is the step-by-step realistic scenario of what happens:

  1. The nurse and HR rep comes to your desk/workplace. ‘Yeah, I’m gonna have to take a sample of your saliva and test it for drugs.’
  2. You respond immediately with ‘Sure, just a bit, I’ve been dying to get to the toilet for the past two hours. I’ll be right back’. Stand up, spy-like pick your saliva neutralizing chewing gum that you’ve prepared at the strategic location, and walk to the bathroom. They might allow you outright or you’ll just leave them speechless.
  3. Lock yourself in a stall and start chewing. You might even pee to be more credible (optional).
  4. Come back to your desk/workplace and let them do the cotton swab thing on you.

RESULT: You test negative for all drugs, no matter how much you smoked last night.

How can you know you’ll definitely pass the test:

BONUS: Get A Saliva Testing Kit Yourself And Test Yourself After Using Drugs

If you tend to be skeptical about things, better make sure that the chewing gums clear the drugs out of your saliva yourself.

It’s actually really simple. You can get a saliva drug test at a local pharmacy or just order it over Amazon (the best-reviewed one is only $6 – check it out here) – you have a picture of how it looks like here, and it tests for 6 different drugs, including marijuana and meth.

This is a step-by-step how to make absolutely sure that you will pass a mouth swab drug test:

  1. You need some saliva neutralizing gums (seen above) and a saliva drug test.
  2. Use some. (I don’t want to tell you to do drugs; quite the opposite, but I guess you know what to do for testing purposes).
  3. About 12-24h after the last use, unwrap the gum and start chewing for 30 seconds or more.
  4. Take a sample of your saliva with the saliva drug testing kit (you get a cotton swab and everything), and wait for the results (these kits work like pregnancy tests, its dead easy to use).

If you’ve chewed for more than 30 seconds, you’ll see that you tested negative on marijuana (THC), meth, ecstasy, etc.. Congrats!

I’ve honestly never met anyone that would be THC positive after chewing the neutralizing gum. It is very effective according to Alive Directory. What I think is the most important is that people can actually test themselves and see with their own eyes how effective it is. Why?

It’s much easier to run away from the HR to the toilet when you know for sure that chewing gum will work. You tested it by yourself and you can better keep yourself together and be calm in the whole situation. Believe me, keeping calm is very important as well – a nut who runs to the toilet drenched in sweat and with 200 heart rate because he’s not totally sure that he’ll come back THC negative and pass the test can be suspicious to the HR.

You can buy the OralClear gums here.

Good Luck!

I’m hopeful these measures are just temporary and we’ll all do what they did in Colorado with the legalization. However, with the laws as they are today, we all have to stuck with the reality of things and have to pass these drugs tests just to keep our jobs.

Fortunately, we have a solution for the saliva drug test. I hope this helped someone to be less nervous about mouth swab tests because you can actually do something about it.

Sources:

(1) Drummer OH. Drug Testing in Oral Fluid. Clinical Biochemist Reviews. 2006;27(3):147-159.

(2) Lee D, Huestis MA. Current Knowledge on Cannabinoids in Oral Fluid. Drug testing and analysis. 2014;6(0):88-111.

(3) Milone MC. Laboratory Testing for Prescription Opioids. Journal of Medical Toxicology. 2012;8(4):408-416.

(4) Casolin A. Comparison of Urine and Oral Fluid for Workplace Drug Testing. Journal of Analytical Toxicology. 2016;40(7):479-485.