QCarbo16 To Pass Drug Test In 2018? Best’n’Worst Reviews – StonersRetreat

QCarbo16 To Pass Drug Test In 2018? Best’n’Worst Reviews – StonersRetreat

When you’re looking for the best detox drinks to pass a drug test, QCarbo16 comes up sooner or later as one of the more popular herbal clean detox drinks for weed.

But how good it actually is? Does QCarbo16 really work for a drug test?

The QCarbo16 instructions are surprisingly simple: just drink the bottle of QCarbo16 before a drug test (it should work for 2 days) and you’ll pass the drug test.

With being so popular, this detox cleansing drink should work for everybody, right? Well…

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QCarbo16 is a herbal detox drink; it can help if you’re close to the cut-off rate.

With such easy instructions, I don’t think anybody should have a problem with how to use QCarbo16 (or it’s big brother QCarbo32). But is Herbal Clean QCarbo16 really effective when it comes to passing a drug test?

Yes and no.

If you have one look at herbal clean QCarbo16 reviews on Amazon, you can see two things:

positive and negative qcarbo16 reviews with more than 220 reviews
QCarbo16 has, at best, mixed reviews. Why is that?
  • About half the people (54%) just love taking QCarbo16 before a drug test and pass the test.
  • Roughly the other half (32%) obviously took the detox drink before a drug test and didn’t pass.

So which one is it? Does herbal clean QCarbo 16 work for a drug test or not?

Surely if everybody would pass a drug test with QCarbo16 there would be 100% of 5-star reviews.

And if nobody would pass? I would expect 100% of 1-star reviews.

The truth is somewhere in between – it does help a bit but it cannot guarantee you to pass a drug test. In a sense, it’s not a complete THC detox method.

We’ll go through the best and the worst QCarbo16 reviews but one thing is clear – QCarbo16 does not guarantee you to pass a drug test.

As it’s pointed out many times, there are only two things that will guarantee you to pass a drug test (and have been tested over and over again):

  1. All-In-One Detox: This consists not only of detox drink like QCarbo16 but is a complete detox program with the trio of detox pills, drinks, and dietary fibers. Toxin Rid line is the most reliable such detox – you can read more about it at our Toxin Rid detox review.
  2. Synthetic Urine: Basically lab-made urine that performs exactly like clean urine in a drug test. It’s usually the most common way for us stoners to pass a drug test. The only problem is how to heat it up to the body temperature but some next-gen synthetic urines like Sub-Solution comes with a vial that heats it up in no time.

I’ve made a summary of best QCarbo16 reviews and worst QCarbo16 reviews to figure out if this detox drink really makes you pass a drug test.

My first opinion: QCarbo16 doesn’t work! I’ll go into this at the end but will let you guys make your opinion about it first.

My findings: For some people QCarbo16 actually does work!

I’m quite impressed by these findings to tell you the truth. I was rather skeptical at herbal clean QCarbo16 at first (because come on, herbal drink? But then again weed is a herb and we all know it has an effect on us) but it turns out that your chances of passing a drug test are better if you drink QCarbo 16 before a drug test.

Needless to say, everything said about QCarbo16 is relevant for its big brothers QCarbo20 and QCarbo32 as well. The only difference is the dosage – 16 oz., 20 oz. or 32 oz. – the ingredients are the same.

The good thing when buying a QCarbo32 is that it might be twice the size of QCarbo16, but it’s not twice the cost – I think it’s like 10 dollars difference.

Herbal Clean QCarbo16 – Does It Work?

Here is my disclaimer: Unlike synthetic urine or Toxin Rid line (I use and trust, and it does have very good reviews), I haven’t used QCarbo16 personally. However, given this is believed to be a top choice for passing a drug test, I’ve gathered some interesting QCarbo16 reviews from all over the net.

Why?

Simple because we all want to get a clear picture if QCarbo16 does work for passing a drug test; or even better, in what cases does herbal clean QCarbo 16 work for a drug test (obviously it doesn’t work for everybody).

What Is QCarbo16 drink anyway?

In short, it is a detox drink. There are, however, two kinds of detox drinks:

  1. Cleansing detox drinks. Something like cranberry juice; they work by increasing toxin excretion by urination over a longer period of time (days, if not weeks).
  2. Masking detox drinks. These flush out THC out of your system and create a period of time wherein you’re less likely to fail a drug test. These are same-day detox drinks.

Obviously, Herbal Clean QCarbo16 is a masking same-day detox drink. Looking at the instructions, here is how you use this detox drink:

  1. Drink the entire 16 oz bottle within 5 hours of a drug test.
  2. Fill the bottle again with water, and drink all of it again.
  3. For an hour or so, there will be a rapid increase in urination. Translation: you’ll pee like your life is at stake (and it might even be).
  4. After the first hour, you should take a drug test within the next 4 hours. This is the time period in which your urine should contain significantly fewer toxins.

The step-by-step instructions give us a clear insight into what the Herbal Clean detox drink is supposed to do.

It effectively decreases the toxins such as THC from your urine and blood by almost forcefully peeing it out.

Of course, the THC stored in fat cells will try to redistribute itself from fat tissue into the bloodstream again. And after a while, those toxins will be detectable in the urine again.

And that’s exactly the point! During that time period, the urine should contain considerably fewer toxins.

How long does QCarbo16 last?

For about 4 hours. Take a drug test before that or after that time period, and you might be in bigger problems than within those 4 hours.

But by how much does concentration of let’s say THC decreases during that period – by 1 ng/ml, 10 ng/ml or 100 ng/ml? That is really hard, if not impossible, to say. Only a clinical study could evaluate how significant drop in urine THC concentration does Herbal Clean detox drink make. But we don’t have one of those in a file somewhere.

Alternatively, let’s look at the ingredients of QCarbo16 to see if everything checks out for the pee-toxins-out-for-some-hours scenario.

What Is Herbal Clean made of?

Obviously, it is a herbal cleansing drink made out of herbs. Here is the original labeling on the QCarbo16:

what ingredients in qcarbo16 made of
Ingredients include Vitamin B2, Creatinine Monohydrate and herbal root and leaf extracts such as Dandelion Leaf Extract.

Looking at the label, one thing is for sure: this Herbal Clean detox is sweet. It has pretty much the same sugar content as Coca-Cola.

We’ll look at every ingredient the QCarbo16 is made of (including the Eliminex Brand) and try to figure out why it is added and why it would increase our chances of passing a drug test:

  • Riboflavin (Vitamin B2). Herbal Clean contains a whopping 20 mg of Vitamin B2; that is 10 times more than a recommended daily intake of Riboflavin. Vitamin B2 is regularly added to detox drinks to bring the yellow color back to the diluted urine. According to a study published in Drug and alcohol dependence, the researchers found out that adding Vitamin B2 can be used to determine a patient’s medication adherence.
  • Creatinine Monohydrate. Drug tests measure for creatinine concentration; increased urination will dilute the urine and decrease its creatinine content. WebMD reports that creatinine clearance is 95-120 milliliters per minute. Detox drinks usually come with added creatinine monohydrate or creatinine monophosphate to bring the creatinine clearance levels up into the optimum (and non-suspicious) range.
  • Dandelion root and leaf extract. Dandelion is a well-known herbal detox preparation. Most of the natural detox remedies include dandelion root as well as leaf extract because of it’s presumed diuretic action. Much like drinking caffeinated beverages, the dandelion root is likely to increase the production of urine. An article published in the Journal of Alternative and Complementary Medicine shows that the frequency of urination was significantly increased by all of the 17 people who ingested dandelion leaf extract.
  • Turmeric root extract. It contains molecule curcumin that gives curry it’s yellow color. In detox drinks it’s used to color the urine yellow; of course, Vitamin B2 should do that job just fine. However, if laboratories are testing for high Vitamin B2 content, it’s better to use turmeric root extract in combination with B2. That’s how you need to add less of B2 and the concentration of Vitamin B12 will not be above normal on a urine test.
  • Juniper berry extract. In some studies, the ingestion of juniper berries or juniper essential oils is connected with a diuretic effect. According to Drugs.com, in classical use, 2 to 10 grams of juniper berries are used.
  • Echinacea purpurea leaf extract. Echinacea is a well-known medicinal herb that is usually connected to effects on the immune system. Why it is included in the Herbal Clean is not absolutely clear.
  • Ginger root. According to Medical News Today, ginger root can help with digestion by “stimulating bile production”. Toxin such as THC has to go through the liver in order to become more soluble in blood and urine. Bile excretes THC in the liver before it can go on to the kidneys and into the urine. By increasing bile production, the reappearance of THC in the urine can be prolonged. Maybe that’s why ginger root is used.
  • Licorice root extract. It is not completely clear why herbal licorice extract would be used in QCarbo16. One research published in the AAPS Journal investigated its effect on the key cytochrome in the liver – the P450. If, for example, the P450 is metabolizing licorice root extract compounds, it’s ability to metabolize THC can be decreased. The effect would be that we’ll find a lower concentration of THC in the urine. Of course, such action as the action of all herbal extracts in the QCarbo16 can have side effects.
  • Milk thistle seed extract. According to Dr. Axe, milk thistle a “powerful liver cleanser”. A large portion of different liver detoxification natural supplements contains milk thistle extracts. However, we cannot with any certainty determine why it would help to pass a drug test. In fact, if it lifts the liver activity, the more of THC from fat cells would be transformed by the liver into a water-soluble state (THC-COOH) and this would, in turn, increase the concentration of the toxins in the urine.
  • Uva ursi leaf extract. Uva ursi is commonly connected with the urinary tract infection. Tea made out of uva ursi leaf is a natural herbal remedy and including its extract in Herbal Clean is probably due to its diuretic effect.
  • Ligustrum berry extract. It is unclear why ligustrum extract is used. WebMD lists “liver problems” among the uses of this herb. Maybe it’s effect on the liver is somehow beneficial as far as drug testing is concerned.
  • Corn silk extract. Similarly to uva ursi extract, corn silk extract is associated with bladder and urinary tract infections. Here is an article that on side effects of corn silk extract.
  • Apple pectin. Pectin is arguably one of the most important ingredients of Herbal Clean QCarbo16. Pectins are basically fruit fibers that are most well known as an ingredient to make jam. It is considered the universal detoxification substance used in Certo and Sure Gel detox methods.
  • Guarana seed extract. Guarana is a source of natural caffeine; a substance that is a well-known diuretic. We find it in green tea, coffee, and many other drinks but it’s quite clear that it is included in the QCarbo16 in order to increase the urine production and elimination.

These are all the ingredients and it’s presumed functions.

Let’s start with the best reviews and then follow up with the worst reviews, shall we?

Best QCarbo 16 Reviews (more than 50% of users have such reviews)

With a product as popular as QCarbo line, it’s really not difficult to get reviews from people who have first-hand experience with QCarbo16 or QCarbo32.

Amazon QCarbo16 Positive Review

Amazon is where the most people buy QCarbo16 and it’s where you’ll find the most reviews.

This is an example of a verified customer that obviously has some experience with QCarbo.

amazon qcarbo 16 positive review

You can see that Gabrielle claims that QCarbo16 does work, and for her, it did work on multiple occasions. What I like about this review is:

  • Making sure to follow QCarbo16 instructions.
  • It does make you urinate more if you drink plenty of water. Sounds like the weed (or other drugs) are being washed out of your system.

Two sound pieces of advice for using any detox drink.

QCarbo16 Review From Marijuana.com

Marijuana.com is a very credible source of information about weed and people there join a forum to share and discuss different things. One of them does QCarbo16 work for a drug test as well, obviously.

Here is a screenshot of a story about a guy who passed a drug test using a lot (and I mean a lot!) of cranberry juice, and QCarbo 16.

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Guy passed with QCarbo drink.

I really like the story and am glad that the guy passed his drug test. Obviously, he used QCarbo 16 but he did gulp down a lot of cranberry juice as well. Both of things made him pee more so I guess that is weed going out of his system.

Here is another testimonial from a weed blog by ‘B money’ (forgive him for using crazy grammar, he gets the point across):

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Thus far the herbal clean QCarbo16 looks pretty awesome, right? Just do bear in mind that these reviews are the positive ones. According to the Amazon rating, 43% of people who used QCarbo 16 didn’t like it one bit.

Let’s look at the other part of the spectrum.

Worst QCarbo16 Reviews (less than 50% of users have such reviews)

Every product has bad reviews as well and QCarbo16 is not an exception.

Here is one of the worst QCarbo16 you can see.

amazon qcarbo 16 negative review

Maria kept is short and to the point – Qcarbo16 didn’t work for her.

The absolute worst review I found was on the drugs-forum.com, a well-known weed forum. Here is the answer to the question if anyone used QCarbo16 to pass a drug test:

qcarbo works drug forum

Yeah. If you thought that losing your job is the worst thing that can happen when failing a drug test – think again.

Albeit Percocet does include oxycodone, a strong opiate, and if you’ve tested positive for the opiate abuse you can get a week of jail time as well. The law is, of course, not as strict for weed.

My Theory for QCarbo 16 (works as a final push)

Reading through the reviews, I noticed that more than half of people (51%) were happy with QCarbo16 and less than half (43%) was not.

This is probably because 51% of people passed a drug test by drinking QCarbo 16 before a drug test and 43% didn’t (and lots a job or even got jail time).

If we look at passing weed drug test (weed is the #1 illegal substance people test positive for on a drug test), you can see that more than half would test positive if they were to smoke a joint 1-10 days before a drug test:

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More than 50% of people are still THC positive within 10 days after the last joint.

As I’ve stated earlier, I find these findings quite impressive! Obviously, you have a better chance to pass a drug test with QCarbo16 than without.

It also isn’t one of those ‘well, it can’t hurt detoxes’, it does actually help some people.

Here is my take on why it helps some people – because they are really close to testing negative on a drug test anyway. In 1 or 2 days, the drugs would be flushed out by the system itself. However, QCarbo16 makes you pee quite a lot and you eliminate the drugs that would be eliminated in 1-2 days after the drug test.

Positive Outlook on QCarbo16 (Surprising But Effective Last Resort)

Maybe not a big difference, but a decisive one: with QCarbo16 some people can pass a drug test.

As a general rule, if you have a week, the 5-Day Toxin Rid is still the best solution to passing a drug test. I would use QCarbo16 as a last resort, but surprisingly an effective one.

The same principle goes for QCarbo20 and QCarbo32. Those are just bigger doses you have to get if you are:

  • Heavy user. The more THC you get in your system, the more you have to flush out.
  • Being overweight. The more weight you have, the more THC is stored inside your body, hence the bigger does of detox drink to get weed or other drugs out of your system.

Scientific Research And Sources:

(1) Herron AJ, Mariani JJ, Pavlicova M, et al. Assessment of Riboflavin as a Tracer Substance: Comparison of a Qualitative to a Quantitative Method of Riboflavin Measurement. Drug and alcohol dependence. 2013;128(1-2):77-82.

(2) Clare BA, Conroy RS, Spelman K. The Diuretic Effect in Human Subjects of an Extract of Taraxacum officinale Folium over a Single Day. Journal of Alternative and Complementary Medicine. 2009;15(8):929-934.

(3) Nagpal M, Sood S. Role of curcumin in systemic and oral health: An overview. Journal of Natural Science, Biology, and Medicine. 2013;4(1):3-7.

(4) Gustafson C. Mark Blumenthal: Quality and Efficacy of Herbal Medicines. Integrative Medicine: A Clinician’s Journal. 2015;14(4):54-59.

(5) Manayi A, Vazirian M, Saeidnia S. Echinacea purpurea: Pharmacology, phytochemistry and analysis methods. Pharmacognosy Reviews. 2015;9(17):63-72.

(6) Qiao X, Ji S, Yu S, et al. Identification of Key Licorice Constituents Which Interact with Cytochrome P450: Evaluation by LC/MS/MS Cocktail Assay and Metabolic Profiling. The AAPS Journal. 2014;16(1):101-113.

(7) Siegel AB, Stebbing J. Milk thistle: early seeds of potential. The lancet oncology. 2013;14(10):929-930.

(8) Trill J, Simpson C, Webley F, et al. Uva-ursi extract and ibuprofen as alternative treatments of adult female urinary tract infection (ATAFUTI): study protocol for a randomised controlled trial. Trials. 2017;18:421.

(9) Ha AW, Kang HJ, Kim SL, Kim MH, Kim WK. Acute and Subacute Toxicity Evaluation of Corn Silk Extract. Preventive Nutrition and Food Science. 2018;23(1):70-76.

(10) Moustakas D, Mezzio M, Rodriguez BR, Constable MA, Mulligan ME, Voura EB. Guarana Provides Additional Stimulation over Caffeine Alone in the Planarian Model. Holscher C, ed. PLoS ONE. 2015;10(4):e0123310.

 

Best THC Detox Guide: How To Pass A Drug Test In 2018

Best THC Detox Guide: How To Pass A Drug Test In 2018

You’ve probably searched for THC detox quite a lot, and not for the lack of results.

What is the best marijuana detox?

That’s a really popular topic on the internet, and quite frankly, you can read about the best weed detox in 2018 or marijuana cleanse on every weed forum.

But is all, or any, of these GNCs or niacin or weed detox drinks actually true, and what are the myths?

Let’s start this marijuana detox guide on the bright side. Here are the most entertaining “failed drug test excuses”:

  • THC positive‘Second-hand smoking, I swear it, ma’am.’
  • Opioid positive‘I ate a poppy seed bagel.’ 
  • Amphetamine positive ‘Somebody dropped something in my drink.’ 
  • All-kinds-of-positive‘The tech switched my urine.’

There is no talking out of a failed drug test.

thc detox lab tech
‘You just got busted for drugs, dude.’ (Words you DON’T want to hear)

We are going to take a no bs approach to the best medical marijuana detox and answer if you can actually do a THC detox, or are all of the detox products out there a bunch of nonsense.

I’ll also go into details about what are the most promising ways to detox THC out of your body (you might be surprised, but they are some that actually work for a majority of cases – confirmed by drug analysis kits).

Which Is The Best Detox To Pass A Drug Test?

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I would recommend going through all the cannabis detox products (natural and others) that don’t work or partially work, but if you’re in a hurry you can skip it and fast-forward to the best marijuana detox of 2018 (newsflash, it’s a combo of drinks, pills, and fibers from Toxin Rid line).

Let’s jump into it (be sure to go into marijuana abrupt withdrawal right now – put the joint down):

  • What are the best natural ways to medical marijuana detox (drinking water and sweating actually has some effect)?
  • Why you should flush your GNC flush down the toilet.
  • List of The Good, The Bad and The Ugly detox drinks for THC – why do people still believe in these?
  • Marijuana detox kits are a real thing actually (Which ones work best?).
  • How to check if any of the tetrahydrocannabinol detox products you used actually worked.

How Long Does Weed Stay In Your System?

THC elimination time is a very important question and somewhat complex to answer. What we do know for a fact is that THC stays in the body longer than almost any other drug. This is because of its fat-soluble nature. While other water-soluble drugs can leave the body in 24 hours or less, cannabis is here to stay for a long time.

In essence, fat cells readily capture the tetrahydrocannabinol (THC) molecule and steadily releases it into our bloodstream. From the blood, it goes into urine, hair, saliva and so on.

If you want to go more into detail about how much THC you have in your body right now, you can read the article about 4 factors that determine how long will THC stay in the system.

According to Mayo Clinic Laboratories, THC is detected in a urine drug test 30 days after the last use.

Of course, the period of time that marijuana stays in your system depends on several factors like how the frequency of cannabis ingestion, total body fat of an individual and their metabolism, as well as the type of urine drug panels used (some have a lower limit of detection than others).

Here are average detection times for THC in urine:

  1. Single use 3 days (72 hours).
  2. Moderate use7 days (1 week). Considered up to 5 uses per week.
  3. Heavy use14 days (2 weeks). Daily short-term use of cannabis.
  4. Chronic heavily use 30 days (1 month). Most of the long-term weed enthusiasts fall into this category.

thc detection times

The imporant factor is what kind of cut-off rate does the urine drug screen have.

Detoxification Process For Weed And What It Is Anyway

Weed cleanse is a process of detoxification from THC and its metabolites. For chronic long-term uses, the abstinence from cannabis products is usually accompanied by various withdrawal symptoms such as nausea, anxiety, and depression.

In the contexts of drug analysis, however, THC detoxification process is usually considered as a series of methods of cleansing oneself of THC enough to pass a drug checkup.

Failing a drug test does, in almost all cases, entails negative consequences such as not getting the job or being fired from a current job which can abruptly change people’s lives.

There are several marijuana detoxification methods, ranging from natural, product-based and thorough cleansing diets, and we’ll cover them all.

What is common to every such method is that they are designed to expedite the release of THC and its metabolites out of the system. They achieve the quicker detoxification process via increasing the release of THC via urine and feces (and to a small degree through sweating).

THC Detox Methods

When the times comes for passing a drug test and an individual pretty much knows he or she won’t pass it without a bit of help, it’s time for weed detox.

Which is the best cannabis detox though?

best cannabis detoxification methods

There is a variety of different detox products, ranging from natural detox remedies to detox drinks and detox kits. We have decided to look at each of these products in order to answer which is the best and most thorough detox method one can use in order to expedite THC elimination from their system.

Here are the basic tips when it comes to flushing THC out of the body.

Do’s and Dont’s

DO: Consider flushing marijuana out of your system. If you’re not from Colorado or any other weed-friendly state, you don’t want to test THC positive on your drug test – using best marijuana detox will help you there. I do agree that cannabis should be legal to smoke everywhere but as long as we have laws prohibiting the use of medical, your ass will get fired if they catch you on THC drug test. Sorry, but this is the reality we live in.

DON’T: Just buy into herb detox products marketing because you’re in a rush to flush marijuana out of your body. Companies selling marijuana detoxification products know you’re almost desperate and can claim their product to be the best weed detox ever. You will either:

  • Lose your job.
  • Don’t get the job you’ve interviewed for.
  • Most definitely, finding a job with ‘THC POSITIVE’ on medical record or CV is going to be a lot tougher.
thc weed detox
If Jesus (the violet pedophile from The Big Lebowski) told you his drug detox super drink works, would you believe him? Right.

And believe me, they want to bank on your fear. So the smart way is to be thorough when deciding to buy THC detox products. Most of them will not do anything as far as fast marijuana elimination goes, but the best marijuana detox combos (check at the end) will help.

BONUS: Here are few maryjane detox buzzwords marketing uses (and you should avoid them)

  • ‘Truly Amazing!’ Yeah, right.
  • ‘Works in 12 hours!’ Am….
  • ‘Totally Guaranteed Results!’ Nobody can guarantee that.
  • ‘Buy NOW!’ Stop urging me.
  • ‘XXDetoxXXSuperPowerBOOST!’ Oh, that sounds so legit, man.

Alright, so what are the best options for actual weed detox? Let’s have a look at few choices:

GNC for THC Detox (not worth your time)

Have you ever heard of anybody using doing a GNC detox to pass a drug test (and it actually worked)? Right, neither have I.

The reason is pretty straightforward – GNC doesn’t even have cannabis detox products. Sure, you can find anything from herbal cleanse to colon cleanse (btw, that’s a super diarrhea product) and sure, some people may think that THC cleanses works by sh*tting the living hell out of you (newsflash: it doesn’t). If you’re looking for the best weed detox, GNC is not the way it goes.

GNC Weed Detox Review

GNC doesn’t even strike me as the voice of reason as far as marijuana is concerns. However, I do love reading some of their detox reviews (they’re priceless) – here’s one:

colon cleanse review
The guy was on the toilet for a whole night. Ouch!

To do GNC justice, they have one bad weed detox drink (I’ll go into more details later on).

The Same Goes For Herbal Remedies (Fight Herb with Herb, right? Wrong)

I don’t know how this started but I’ve seen all over the internet that people buy herbal remedies that promise ‘surprising THC detox results’. Ok.

First of all, even the dangerous chemicals have troubles flushing THC out any quicker than our bodies themselves would do, but some flowers and herbs are more than capable of doing that? And in less than 2 days? Just wow. Sounds like the best marijuana detox, right? Well…

Some even recommend herbal remedies for hair follicle drug test – you know, the toughest drug test to pass. This is just too far fetched.

Well, we can stop this just now. Here is the best marijuana detox product of all time – tea. That’s right! Just make yourself some tea with honey and lemon and it will flush years of medical marijuana using out.

Back in the real world, the herbal remedies are another well known THC detox myth. I guess it does make a sense to fight herb with herb, right? We all like the green weed herb (and trust it to work), why wouldn’t we give our trust to herbal remedies as well? It sounds too perfect to be true, and it is. We have no real scientific proof that any of natural remedies would be of any use in marijuana detox (would love for it to work, but it just doesn’t).

Herb Detox Drinks – Which One Are The Best?

The first and biggest question is obvious: Do the weed detox drinks even work?

Yes and no. The thing about best marijuana detox drinks is that there are so many out there that your head starts hurting. They all promise you best detox results in x-number of days. However, reading the labels, many of us don’t even know what to look for – what separates the drink the best THC detox drink from the worst weed detoxification drink?

Doing some research I labeled these so-called ‘best marijuana detox drinks’ into 3 categories.

  • The Good (have all the right ingredients)
  • The Bad (have some right ingredients)
  • … and the Ugly (these guys usually think Vitamin C will cure brain cancer – 100% guaranteed!!!)

The Ugly Detox Drinks

An example of the Ugly THC cleanses would be diet cleanses and diarrhea colon cleanses that we a review for earlier. The concept of reducing fat and sh*tting it out does seem reasonable at first. THC is very fat-soluble and remains in our body longer because it is stored in our fat tissue.

bad drinks
These ones. That’s why I call them ‘Ugly’.

Losing fat really does help us eliminate marijuana and beat a drug test. When our fat (containing THC) is melted away, the THC goes into the bloodstream and is readily and quickly eliminated via Number One and Number Two. But surely the best weed detox should help you there, right?

However, the fake diet drinks and diarrhea drinks by themselves do nothing to eliminate THC. If you want this to work out, you actually have to workout – cardio is the best – and drink lots of water.

P.S.: Oh, and they have at least 4 exclamation marks on the packaging (I really mean this, BS comes with ‘!!!!’).

The Bad Marijuana Detox Drinks

The Bad ones are not necessarily ‘bad’ but I had to use it just to come up with The Bad, The Good and The Ugly. Joking aside, these marijuana detox drinks do have some light touch that might speed up THC elimination.

What light touch? Well, some herbal extract and some vitamins. Nothing that would really help you pass a THC test; but they are usually tasty. And healthy, like smoothies for example. However, they will do very little to flush THC out in immediate future.

QCarbo16, for example, comes in a grape flavor as well. See? They can be tasty.

I would recommend these for 1-time smokers. Why? Well, for one, they probably had only one joint and that is not enough THC to be absorbed into fat tissue. Prolonged users will have their fat tissue filled with THC and they will have to flush that out with the best THC cleansing detox. However, one-time puffer only has some small quantity of marijuana in his or her blood – that will go readily out and these kinds of juices or smoothies can help a bit.

The Good – Best Drinks for Cannabis Detox

Have you heard of niacin? On pretty much any drug detox site you land on, they will talk about how niacin or Vitamin B3 works. It’s the only consistent ingredient in the weed detox world. Now that is a pretty rare thing in the influx of such nonsense information that is spread about the best marijuana detox and how to pass drug tests.

Where am I going with this? Well, the best marijuana detox drinks do include one thing – loads of niacin. Almost unhealthy amounts. Why? Because it is the only thing that we can confidently say that it does work.

Don’t believe it? Let me send some science your way (I bet natural remedy detoxes don’t have science up their sleeves). Mind you – even scientific evidence for niacin to work as an effective weed detox is circumstantial (yet it’s the most valid information we got). Here is an article published by scientists from the School of Medicine, Environmental Sciences Laboratory, in Los Angeles that connects niacin use with quicker THC detox. Do you want a quick summary? Here it is:

niacin for thc detox

The thing about the best detox drinks for THC is that, well, they don’t exist (or include so much niacin they might be dangerous to drink). The herbal drinks are the best you can get. However, you can make yourself a homemade drug detox drink.

Homemade Maryjane Detox Drink

There are no tricks here. The best quick chances are that niacin can help. And getting niacin pills is quite easy – all you have to do is to create a drink out of it.

How much niacin should I put into a DIY THC detox drink?

Honestly, I don’t know. I hope you guys (those with experience in this) can give us all some pointers in the comments. Basically, here you can get cheap niacin pills. 120 capsules, with 500 mg niacin each, cost less than $10.

The good thing about capsules is that you can open them very easily and put the niacin in water, mix it up and you have a homemade drug detox drink. How much niacin and when to drink this is anybody’s guess. This makes this approach risky, to say the least. But it is an option, and I wanted to fairly put it out there.

And finally, we’ve come to what does actually consistently works. Did you guess it? It’s the best marijuana detox combos, of course.

Best Marijuana Detox Combos (Stuff That Consistently Works)

I hope we’ve learned by now that marijuana detox is not an easy trick. Not only do you have to sieve through all the nonsense that is posted on the net but I do hope you realized that a simple drink or some herbs won’t really do the trick.

Weed detox can be a lengthy process if you want to do it right. From what is heard on the street, only the excessive kits will eliminate THC quicker or mask it effectively. Most of the people opt for easy ways out – like detox drinks – only to be later caught on a drug test. I don’t know who they think they’re doing a favor but taking marijuana detox lightly is definitely not the way to go.

This is how an actual THC detox combo that got recommended on the streets looks (and is confirmed by drug test kits) like:

Toxin Rid detox instructions

That’s right – to thoroughly take care of THC, you have to do a combination of cleansing substances. The great thing is that this marijuana detox kit combines all of thempre-rid pills, detox liquid (or drink) and dietary fibers (not your usual fiber-full cereals fibers – there are bigger quantities).

Here is one review that is pretty much consistent with what is said on the street. What I like is that you can see how much marijuana was smoked prior to the weed test – 5 days a week for 4 months.

marijuana detox review

Here is the most frequently mentioned THC detox kit (you can choose any other that is similar to this one or check out a post about does Toxin Rid work – and why it works the best):

Best marijuana detox (with pre-rid pills, detox liquid and dietary fibers).
Best marijuana detox combo is Toxin Rid line (with pre-rid pills, detox drink, and dietary fibers).

This is a 5-day intensive kit. Yes, it is intensive, and with a good reason – it’s the only way how to make sure THC will actually leave your body. And yes, it does cost almost $110. However, at the end of the day, you have to ask yourself if you want to lose your job by getting a $10 fake ‘miracle THC potion’ or are you actually serious about passing a drug test.

BONUS TIP: How To Check That THC Detox Worked?

All in all, the marijuana detox kit is the best (albeit not the easiest or cheapest) way to guarantee anybody to pass a THC drug test (be it urine test or cotton swab test).

Nonetheless, the smart way is to check that weed detox actually worked. You can check out every drug detox trick out there – and then use a THC test to confirm if marijuana detox of your choice worked. You’ll see for yourself that most products don’t really work. Some, however, such as Tetrahydrocannabinol detox kits with the trio of pre-rids, liquid and fibers do the trick – and you can check that!

How?

With a simple THC test, of course. Just get one (the easiest one to use is the urine THC test) and test yourself after the marijuana detox. If you tested negative, you know it worked, and you can go carefree to a drug testing clinic. If you’re still positive and have time left before the test, stop kidding around with fake stuff and do the cleansing that works.

You can buy it at your local pharmacy or online (the cheapest is UTest on Amazon for a bit more than $5).

Help Make Intenet No-Nonsense Place For Marijuana Detox

I really hope this guide helped some of you guys out there. The only thing I would ask in return is to comment about what kind of THC detox you used and what were the results. This is how we can start getting some credibility about marijuana on the internet as well.

Hopefully, it will help speed up the marijuana legalization process and in time we won’t have to worry about getting fired because of smoking weed anymore. However, till then let us help each other out and spread some truthful and credible news to everybody who’s in need of them.

Stay safe. Stay negative.

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(1) Detection times of marijuana metabolites in urine by immunoassay and GC-MS. M. A. Huestis, J. M. Mitchell, E. J. Cone. Journal of Analytical Toxicology. 1995 Oct; 19(6): 443–449.

(2) Goodwin RS, Darwin WD, Chiang CN, Shih M, Li S-H, Huestis MA. Urinary Elimination of 11-Nor-9-carboxy- 9-tetrahydrocannnabinol in Cannabis Users During Continuously Monitored Abstinence. Journal of analytical toxicology. 2008;32(8):562-569.

(3) Abdominal fat and what to do about it. Harvard Health Publishing: Harvard Medical School. www.health.harvard.edu/staying-healthy/abdominal-fat-and-what-to-do-about-it

(4) Urine Drug Screening: Practical Guide for Clinicians Moeller, Karen E. et al. Mayo Clinic Proceedings, Volume 83, Issue 1, 66 – 76.

(5) Herrmann ES, Cone EJ, Mitchell JM, et al. Non-Smoker Exposure to Secondhand Cannabis Smoke II: Effect of Room Ventilation on the Physiological, Subjective, and Behavioral/Cognitive Effects. Drug and alcohol dependence. 2015;151:194-202. doi:10.1016/j.drugalcdep.2015.03.019.

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(7) Effect of cranberry juice on urinary pH. A. B. Kinney, M. Blount Nurs Res. 1979 Sep-Oct; 28(5): 287–290.

How Long Does Weed Stay In Your System? 10-30 Days, Really?

How Long Does Weed Stay In Your System? 10-30 Days, Really?

When you get a new job or get a medical examination notice and you know that you’ve recently smoked weed (maybe even last night), you might think that you’re screwed. Not necessarily; there are ways how to get the weed out of your system and pass a drug test. Let us first address the question of how long does it take to pass a drug test:

4 weeks. 10 days. “Two weeks tops, man!” “Bro, we smoke so much you ain’t gonna pass a drug test in a month, yo.”

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How long does weed REALLY stay in your system?

Basically, almost everybody has an opinion about how long does weed stay in your system. Who is right? How many days does it take to clean your system of THC enough to pass a drug test? Well, it depends (and we’ll talk on what). How fast is THC eliminated has a complicated answer but for the sake of a rough estimate, here is the best one:

Anywhere between 10 and 30 days.

This is a ballpark figure, a typical time window of how long does marijuana stay in your system. What really matters is if you’re closer to 10 days or 30 days, right? Here is what I’m going to write about:

  1. What influences how long does THC stay in your system? How much you smoke, how fat you are, what kind of test you have to pass etc.
  2. How to increase your chances of passing a drug test – what is more, how to 100% guarantee you’ll pass even if you smoke a joint before you go to the medical examination (I’m not even kidding, a friend did that just to “prove a point” – or more likely just to “smoke a joint”).

Ok, let’s start figuring out how long does it take to pass a drug test:

Top 3 Factor That Influence How Long Does Weed Stay In Your System

When it comes to THC elimination, there are quite a few factors that determine if you’ll be able to pass a drug test in 10 days or in 30 days. Some of the minor ones are sex and age – both influence THC metabolism into THC-COOH and elimination of THC-COOH via kidneys. However, we will focus on the top 3 most important ones – and something tells me that you kind of suspect what are the factors that influence how much time it will take for your system to clean the THC out:

1. How Much You Smoke? (One-Times Users, Recreation Users, Chronic Users)

Marijuana elimination is not rocket science. Rule No. 1 is that more you smoke the longer with THC stay in your body. The question is how much longer will a chronic user need to get weed out of his or her body vs. a one-time smoker who went to Amsterdam that one time?

Here at StonersRetreat we believe in science and, fortunately, there is a study published in Journal of Analytical Toxicology from 1989. Basically, they tested 13 chronic users and confirmed that they were THC-positive even 25 days after the last joint. So, it’s safe to say that chronic users need quite a long time to get weed out of their system.

This is largely confirmed by Mayo Clinic study (Mayo is one of the most credible sources) which published these findings on how long does weed stay in your body:

how long does weed stay in your system
Source: Mayo Clinic/Mayo Medical Laboratories at http://www.mayomedicallaboratories.com/test-info/drug-book/marijuana.html

After a single use, for example, the weed stays in your system for 3 days on average. However, in the small print we see that these THC detection rates can be influenced by other parameters as well – so it really can be anywhere from 1 day to 1 week, right?

“…there is no way of predicting or knowing how long someone would test positive with any kind of certainty.” Ryan Vandrey, Associate Professor, Johns Hopkins University

The best we can do is work with the knowledge we have from the published research.

2. How Fat Are You?

Yeah, having fat is not good even when it comes to cleaning THC out of your system. THC is a fat-soluble molecule and it basically dissolves in our fat reserves. If you have a tummy or a big bun, that’s where the weed is stored. The time of how quickly we can pass a drug test for weed will be prolonged if you have more fat.

When we smoke weed, the active molecule THC goes into the bloodstream and from there in the fat tissue. Whatever THC is left in the blood will go out of our body via kidneys (translation – THC will be in your urine). The problem is that a week or even a month after we’ve smoked, the THC in the fat is being slowly released into the bloodstream and from there it goes to the urine. The length of stay of weed in your system is thus heavily expanded to more than 10 days.

Here the rule No. 2: The more fat you have, the more THC can be stored in your body and the longer it will take to get the weed out of your system.

Especially problematic is if you eat munchies after having a joint. I know, who doesn’t like munchies, but if you stuffing yourself on Doritos or Taco Bell, your body will start building fat tissue while THC is in your blood. This will literally build the weed in your fat and will prolong how long the weed will stay in your system.

fat influences how long does marijuana stay in your body
You know who you are.

Of course, if you want to speed up THC elimination in the long run, you should lose weight. Here are 7 tips on how to lose weight to get you started.

3. What Kind Of Drug Test Are You Facing? (cut-off rates are essential)

Most of the companies doing the drug testing use urine drug tests (in fact more than 90% of tests are pee-in-a-cup ones). Different characteristics of your urine sample, including THC content, are determined with test strips.

Now, for weed, tests strips can detect anywhere from 100 ng/ml of THC to 20 ng/ml. These are the cut-off rates and we came to the third rule:

Rule No. 3: The higher the cut-off rates of a drug test, the more likely you are to pass that test. 

According to Paul Carry, director of the Toxicology and Drug Monitoring Laboratory at University of Missouri: “(for 50 ng/ml cut-off) it would be unlikely for a chronic user to produce a positive urine drug test result for longer than 10 days after the last smoking episode.” However, if the cut-off rate is 20 ng/ml, even frequent users would test THC positive after 21 days.

It is a held opinion that most companies use 50 ng/ml cut-off rates test. However, what the actual cut-off rates are is a highly valued secret. According to Quest Diagnostics, who do more than 9.5 million urine drug tests, the rate of people testing positive is rising every year. Does that mean that they are lowering the cut-off rate?

How To Know When Weed Is Out Of Your System?

The bottom line is that you never know for sure how long does it take to pass a drug test. The only thing we can be certain about is that failing to pass a drug test will result in a world of pain.

marijuana detection times
Like Walter Sobchak said.

To avoid getting in a world of pain here are few ways how to reduce the time that weed stays in your system (or in fact, pass a urine drug test while being high at the same time – yeah, ‘there are ways, Dude, you don’t even want to know’ (Walter Sobchak).

How To Get Weed Out Out Of Your System Faster

We can influence how long does weed stay in your system by detoxing. This basically means that you speed up your metabolism to flush the drugs out faster than it normally would. As a part of that, there are two distinct approaches – doing a natural detox with home remedies (starts with drinking a lot of water) which are effective to a point, but the second approach of using products specially designed to reduce how long does weed stay in your system is much more effective.

And we’ll get to the how to pass a urine drug test while high – newsflash, it’s a synthetic urine method.

Weed Detox With Natural Remedies

This is the drill you probably already know about. I’ll go ahead and give you some natural detox pointers and then we’ll see if Walter Sobchak is impressed by natural remedies.

How to get marijuana out of your system naturally?

  1. Drink a lot of water. That your #1 rule there – the logic is that more you drink, more you pee and more drugs are naturally eliminated out of your system.
  2. Do physical activity, especially cardio. It will make you sweat and the weed should naturally clean out of your system via sweat. And you’ll probably smell of weed-sweat.
  3. Go to the sauna. Same rational here – sauna will make you sweat that sweet weed-sweat.
  4. Caffeine and other things that make you pee. Coffee or Coca-Cola, as well as B vitamins (like niacin), will make you pee and in theory that should reduce how long does weed stay in your system.
  5. Vinegar? I’ve read somewhere that drinking vinegar should speed up weed elimination. I don’t really get why.
  6. Pectin? Again, it should have to do something about weed sticking to the stomach lining and pectin flushing it out…I don’t know, these home remedies for weed are, well, not scientifically proven and here at StonersRetreat we’re all about scientifically proven ways of passing a drug test.

So is Walter impressed by the home remedies for passing a drug test for weed?

natural detox for weed
Walter is not impressed.

Here’s why: If you would be THC positive for 30 days without doing anything, natural detox for weed will bring the number of days down to maybe 25? Basically, if drinking sh*tloads of water and running would do the trick, so many people (more than half a million years in the US alone) would not fail a drug test.

Weed Detox With Detox Drinks, Detox Pills And Other Weed Detox Products

How long does weed stay in your system can be influenced with specially designed drinks and pills – the so-called weed detox drink and pills.

There is quite a variety of marijuana drinks and the bottom line is that they do work to some degree. Basically, you have better chances of passing a drug test by gulping down a detox drink like QCarbo16. However, they don’t do wonders – for example, if you should wait for 30 days to get the weed out of your system, with a good detox drink you’ll probably need something like 20 days.

If you really want to do a thorough THC detox and reduce the number of days it takes for weed to leave your system, you should go for a combo (detox drinks, pills, fibers combined). The most common (and effective) weed detox combo is the Toxin Rid line. You should check out our Toxin Rid reviews here to see what we think of it (it’s actually a pretty good bet you’ll drastically reduce how long does marijuana stay in your system – even to about 1 week).

How To Actually Pass A Urine Drug Test While High? Meet Synthetic Urine

Ok, I’m not saying you should be high when going to the drug test lab. Synthetic urine is the most convenient way of how to pass a urine drug test quickly – in 5 days, in 3 days, in 24 hours, you can even buy it 2 hours before the drug test and you’re guaranteed to pass.

The weed stays in your system for a long time. However, synthetic urine bypasses that altogether. Synthetic urine was originally designed to calibrate urine tests and that’s why it is, by default, mind you, exactly like a real urine. The urine drug tests can’t differentiate between a normal clean urine and synthetic urine.

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Basically, when using synthetic urine, you don’t pee in the cup (because you’re most likely THC positive). Instead, you take the fake pee or synthetic urine with you, pour that in the cup, present it to the lab personnel and pass a urine drug test with flying colors!

Why Is Synthetic Urine #1 Choice To Pass A Drug Test?

Here is the summary of how quickly can you pass a urine drug test with (if it would take 30 days the normal way):

  • With natural detox25 days.
  • Using detox drinks, pills7 days (with the best Toxin Rid products).
  • With synthetic urine1 day!

So if you have a drug test in a matter of days and you now know how long does weed stay in your system, you basically have one option:

Synthetic urine.

What Is Weed Takes Too Long To Clean Out Of Your System?

You know what happens.

This graph below illustrates that more than half of people who are caught on drug tests have THC in their system:

how many people get caught on urine drug test
More than half of people caught on drug tests are THC positive.

And yes, almost all of the drug-positive people get fired.

In short, if you have THC in your system, you should really do something to get it out quickly or go for synthetic urine to pass a urine drug test.

Hope this helped.

How To Get Weed Out Of Your System Fast (3 Options)

How To Get Weed Out Of Your System Fast (3 Options)

Most of us start wondering how to get weed out of your system fast when a THC drug test is just behind the corner. Such tests are usually for employment – and we’re all well aware that we will lose our job if we get caught.

Now, employers usually give us a notice when the weed drug test will take place. That might be a month in advance, a week (most common) or even ‘hey, you have a drug test tomorrow, report to this and this doctor’.

3 Ways of How To Get Weed Out Of Your System

There are basically 3 ways of how to get weed out of your system:

  1. Wait it out (app. 1 month). The body flushes the weed out by itself but it can take ages (and you don’t have the luxury to wait that long because your job is on a line).
  2. Do a THC detox (app. 5-7 days). You put your metabolism (that eliminates weed) into hyperdrive with detox products (drinks, tablets, dietary fibers).
  3. Use fake urine (1 day). This is solemnly to pass a urine drug test – an option when you’re truly desperate. Get some clean urine from a friend or buy a synthetic urine. The point is not to lose your job.

Why would you wonder how to get weed out of your system fast? Because more than half (59%) who are caught on urine drug tests are THC-positive (and get fired in 80% of cases).

How To Get Weed Out Of Your System
More than half of people caught on drug tests are THC positive.

This needn’t happen, especially as there are ways to get weed of your system and it’s not all that hard.

Here’s the quick summary of how to get weed out of your system, we’ll go into a bit more details later on.

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Of course, #1 rule is to stop smoking immediately (unless you use fake urine).

Timing Is Everything When You Want To Get Marijuana Out Of Your System

The only question when you’re wondering how to get marijuana out of your system is WHEN you have a drug test:

Drug test next month? 

No problem, just wait it out. As you see in the graph below, after 30 days, there is less than 5% probability that you will be caught on a drug test (if you want to guarantee to pass, just do a 5-day detox – will explain later on).

thc detection times
More than 50% of people are still THC positive within 10 days after last joint.

Do you have a drug test next week and you’re wondering how to get weed out of your system fast?

In the first 10 days after the last joint, the chances of getting caught are about 50:50. You can take your chances, or you can do a 5-day detox (for heavy users) or 3-day detox (moderate users) and pass a THC urine drug test without a problem. You can get the 5-day detox here (with overnight shipping).

How to get weed out of your system in 24 hours?

Well, if you only have a day or two before the weed test, you can’t get the weed out of your system. Not even the near-toxic diarrhea-sh*tstorm detoxes work that fast. However, you can still pass a urine drug test by getting fake pee. From your friend or getting a synthetic urine. You can read more about weed detox here.

Oh, rule #1 is to stop smoking weed (fairly obvious, right?). Well, you don’t even have to do stop if you get a clear urine or synthetic urine anyway.

#1 Option – Wait It Out (THC elimination study)

The science about how to get weed out of your system is pretty much known via THC elimination studies. You can go into a bit of scientific reading in an article published in the Journal of Analytical Toxicology here. They basically studied 60 weed smokers who smoked 10 joints per week in the last 10 years.

thc elimination study
Source: Journal of Analytical Toxicology, 2009, at https://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pmc/articles/PMC2587336/

As you see, if you give a body 1 month, it pretty much knows how to eliminate THC out of your system.

However, the reality is that very few employers will give a 1-month notice for a drug test. Usually, you get a 1-week notice. Nonetheless, if you have a great boss that will give you heads up 1-month in advance, here is your step-by-step plan:

  1. Stop smoking weed for the next 30 days.
  2. The body will eliminate the weed out of your system by itself.

#2 Option – Weed Detox (most common)

More than 80% of employees will give you about a week notice for a urine drug test. This is not enough time for the body itself to eliminate all the THC but you can help your body with a detox.

It basically comes down to stop smoking weed and picking the best weed detox drink/tablets out there.

Stop smoking weed for a week can be difficult but not impossible, even for a heavy user. Picking out the detox drinks is another thing: you can buy anything from a niacin-bomb drink that might be harmful to ‘detox drinks’ that more resemble smoothies than detox drinks.

There are lots of advice about which THC detox works best over the internet, and I’ve summoned all the BS that is posted (and actual advice on how to get weed out of your system fast) in an article about THC detox.

Basically, yes, you have detox drinks and niacin-detox pills and dietary fibers to choose from; but me – I don’t like to take chances and the best way to get weed out of my system in a week is the Toxin Rid formula. Why?

Because it combines all 3:

  • Detox drinks
  • Detox pills AND…
  • … Dietary fibers

It pretty much the only thing that I found (myself and asking people on the street) that works consistently.

It is also no wonder that this 3-in-1 formula is the most commonly used for weed detox. Here is your plan:

Are you a moderate user (2-6 joints per week)?  3-day detox should be enough. You can get the 3-Day Toxin Rid here.

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A heavy user? You should look into 5- or 7-days detox (depending on how heavy user you are). Here’s the link to 5-Day Toxin Rid.

For a one-time user? I would presume that 1 joint will not register you as ‘THC positive’ on a drug test if you drink a lot of water and do some moderate sports for 1 week and are consistent with your healthy diet. Some detox drink such as QCarbo16 can’t hurt.

#3 Option – Fake Urine (yes, you don’t stop smoking)

How to get weed out of your system in 24 hours? Unfortunately, nothing will do that. When you have to take a drug test in a day or so, you really can’t detox.

You can risk it, of course. Chances are that you won’t get caught if you smoked 1 joint. However, if you’re a regular user, you do know what kind of mess will come from being tested positive for weed.

The solution here is fake urine. The best thing is to call a friend who you can trust and know for sure that has clear urine. Let him or her just give you his piss and you can take it with you on a drug test – just remember to preheat it to body temperature before you go to your drug test appointment.

However, if all your trusted friends are stoners like mine, you can still get a synthetic urine. Synthetic urine is what they use for calibrating urine drug tests – a laboratory-made solution that resembles urine (but doesn’t contain any drugs, of course). I always go for actually the real urine – you get it powdered and just add water.

You can find the best performing Sub-Solution synthetic urine here (best quality but pricey) and here is the real powdered urine (which is in other words ‘clean urine’).

Just Let The Weed Out Of Your System On Your Own Terms

I hope we’ve learned that our body is a fairly good system and knows exactly how to get weed out of your system. Unfortunately, it works too slow. A month or so.

That’s why we have THC detoxes (1 week) and synthetic urine (1 day) to help us out when we need to pass a drug test.

Both might be a bit costly, and using synthetic urine feels like being a con artist a bit, but let me assure you – it’s still better than testing positive and losing a job or not getting a job you interviewed for.

Also, if you have experience with how to get weed out of your system fast or in a week, you can comment below to help other people looking to clean weed out of their systems as well.

TestClear Coupon Code 2018 – Click Link + ‘TestClear10’

TestClear Coupon Code 2018 – Click Link + ‘TestClear10’

TestClear is the most well-known company that sells detoxes and synthetic urine to pass a drug test. Most of the time, they run a promotion where you can get TestClear discount. Usually, before you enter your payment info, you can enter TestClear coupon code and get a discount.

Just go through this link, fill your basket and enter ‘TestClear10‘.

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This is what you should be looking at. Just go through the link we’ll provide and input the discount code and you’ll get an immediate 10% discount.

We are going to list every TestClear coupon code we get our hands on here. Everybody can use the 2018 Testclear coupon code and get a 10% discount on all of your purchases (albeit you have to go through the provided link – I’ll provide it in a second).

Current TestClear Coupon Code 2018

Here all TestClear coupon codes in 2018 are gathered and are keeping the list of discounts up to date. If you find any other coupon code for TestClear, just include in the comments (and provide the link through which the coupon is valid) and let’s help each other out.

(1) TestClear coupon code and link 2018: Go through this discount link to TestClear.com site (it’s vital you go through it for the code to be valid), fill your shopping cart and use coupon code ‘TestClear10’.

If you went through the provided link, you should get 10% discount site-wide on TestClear.

How TestClear Discount Code Works? (Example)

Here is what I do when buying 10-Day Toxin Rid from TestClear (the safest way to pass a drug test):

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My basket before applying TestClear 10% discount

Then I go and use the TestClear 2018 coupon like this:

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Input the ‘TestClear10’ code and hit ‘APPLY’.

You get a confirmation:

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My code is approved (just make sure to go through the provided link for the code to be valid).

Now I check my basket to see how much I got deducted from the initial purchase:

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Checks out! I just saved 19$.

If you buy drug tests in order to check when you stop being positive for weed or any other substance, you can save up to $30 with a simple TestClear coupon code. Here is the discount link again – discount link to TestClear.com site.

7-Day Toxin Rid Detox Review – Does It Make You Pass A Drug Test?

7-Day Toxin Rid Detox Review – Does It Make You Pass A Drug Test?

You won’t believe this but 7-Day Toxin Rid detox is the most overlooked of the all Toxin Rid line products. I, for one, don’t really know why – everybody just goes for 10-day or 5-day one. All of the Toxin Rid’s, including Toxin Rid 7-day detox, work in the same way and are, at least in my opinion, the best detox combo as far as flushing out THC goes in order to pass a drug test in seven days (you should read the Toxin Rid Reviews article to better understand what makes them the best).

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More than half a million US citizens fail a drug test every year. Failing a drug test can lead to losing a job or landing in prison – but 7-Day Toxin Rid can save you of that.

Why does Toxin Rid 7-Day detox deserve more love?

For one, a majority of employees give you a week’s notice for a medical examination. So you have about 7 days to figure out how to get the weed out of your system (unless of course you’re too late and your last option is using synthetic urine).

Secondly, you’ll see in all Toxin Rid 7-day detox reviews that ‘The 7 Day’ works just as well as the rest of them. Now, I have never used the seven-day Toxin Rid detox partly because I’m a heavy smoker and partly because I REALLY want to be sure to pass a drug test and I do a 10-day Toxin Rid instead. It’s a bit more expensive than 7-day detox but hey at least I don’t lose a $50k+ a year job for few extra bucks.

Which Is The Best Detox To Pass A Drug Test?

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Here I’m going to do a decent Toxin Rid 7-day detox review because I have a weak spot for it and quite frankly because it so nicely fits with the 1-week notice for a drug test by so many employers.

7-Day Toxin Rid Detox Review (Because It Deserves One)

I went through why Toxin Rid is the most thorough detox for THC, amphetamines and other drugs quite a few times now, but I’ll do a quick summary for seven days detox here:

All Toxin Rid detoxes, including 7-Day Toxin Rid detox, use 3 different formulas to flush the drugs out of your system. It’s basically 3-in-1 combo and it works so well because it combines them all – pre-rid pills (these are major for detox), detox liquid drink and dietary fibers.

THC, for example, leaves your body via urine (20%) and via feces (65%). That’s right, most of the weed comes out through the back end – here is a study in Journal of Physiatry 2012 article that confirms that. 7-Day Toxin Rid detox simply puts the THC elimination via urine AS WELL AS via feces in hyperdrive.

The result is that you’ll pass a drug test in 7 days instead of 20 days (normal time for a heavier smoker to test THC negative on a standard urine drug test).

How To Use 7-Day Toxin Rid To Detox? Day-By-Day-Instructions

When you start with Toxin Rid (with pre-rid pills – you get 105 of them in 7-Day Toxin Rid package), you can expect some serious increase in urine flow and, am, feces generation.

In short, you’ll pee a lot and sh*t a lot. It can be a bother but that’s what it takes if you want to be clean for the drug test. And yes, maybe some other products go by ‘just drink this stuff, bro, it’s gonna be cool in like 2 hours, you’ll pass the test, no sweat’ motto, I can say with a high degree of certainty that drinking that is one of the surest ways of how not to pass a drug test.

The 7-Day Toxin Rid does take a bit of work (you have to use 15 pills per day, for example, for 7 days) but it thoroughly clears you out. And it doesn’t cost 20 bucks, it’s sold for $129.95, quite a high price but passing a drug test is really not something you can afford to fail – I mean, it does have an effect on your near future in a big way.

Here are the 7-Day Toxin Rid instructions. This is how you use the ‘7 Day’:

DayWhat To Take?How To Take It?
115 pre-rid pillsTake 3 pills an hour for 5 times
215 pre-rid pillsTake 3 pills an hour for 5 times
315 pre-rid pillsTake 3 pills an hour for 5 times
415 pre-rid pillsTake 3 pills an hour for 5 times
515 pre-rid pillsTake 3 pills an hour for 5 times
615 pre-rid pillsTake 3 pills an hour for 5 times
7 (day of the drug test)1. 15 pre-rid pills.
2. Drink detox liquid.
3. Drink dietary fibres.
1. Take 3 pills an hour for 5 times.
2. Drink 1/2 of detox liquid 4 hours before the test and the other 1/2 2 hours before the test.
3. Drink dietary fibres 1 hour before the test.
Congratulations!You passed the drug test!

Here is a guy from Hawaii that went through this and posted a positive review:

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7-Day Toxin Rid review.

If you are a frequent smoker, like smoking a joint almost every day (but not every day – the 10-Day detox is for that), you should really look into the 7-Day Toxin Rid detox for your own good.

toxin rid 7 day detox
You can see all the Toxin Rid detoxes here. Just pick the 7-Day, use the instructions and you’ll pass a drug test with no problems.

The producer of Toxin Rid 7-Day detox, TestClear, was also kind enough to offer 10% OFF of all Toxin Rid products with this link and using ‘TestClear10’ code. Hope this help someone pass a drug test and save some on detox – to be later used on weed, of course.

 

Toxin Rid Reviews 2018: Is 10 Day Detox Still Best For Drug Test?

Toxin Rid Reviews 2018: Is 10 Day Detox Still Best For Drug Test?

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Before looking at Toxin Rid reviews, especially Toxin Rid 10 day detox review, let me say that I once noted that there are only two sure ways to pass a urine drug test:

  • Synthetic urine or…
  • Toxin Rid detox products.

If you need to pass a drug test quickly, Toxin Rid is usually the sure and guaranteed way of passing a drug test. Here is a review about how using Toxin Rid goes:

toxin rid reviews
Urinating like Niagara Falls will clean you out much faster, obviously.

Does Toxin Rid still work in 2018?

Drug tests didn’t change much in the last few years so it’s nice to see that Toxin Rid Detox still works in 2018 just as great as it did before.

Toxin Rid 10 day detox is the most sought-after detox for passing a THC drug test for a good reason – their 3-in-1 formula leaves nothing to chance and it does clean you for a drug test.

What is more, Toxin Rid reviews (we’re going to have look at some of them) are mostly positive as well. However, most of them agree that it takes time. Toxin Rid is nothing more (or less) than an accelerated drug detox for weed, opiates, amphetamines, you name it.

Here are the best Toxin Rid kits for detox (which one you choose depends on how frequently you smoke weed):

Toxin Rid Reviews 2018 Comparison

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- Detox liquid
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- 75 pre-rid pills
- Detox liquid
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Given most of the reviews of Toxin Rid, you can use it to pass a drug test even if you have drug test scheduled less than 10 days before starting with Toxin Rid 10 day detox.

Here is how to use 10-Day Toxin Rid detox (confirmed to work via using drug test kits):

Does Toxin Rid work is not a correct question here – how many days of Toxin Rid I need to pass a drug test would be more appropriate. Let’s have a look at some science and reviews behind Toxin Rid products.

You can check out our Toxin Rid 10-day detox review here – it’s most powerful one, specially designed for heavy smokers.

Toxin Rid Reviews (Science of the Popular 3-in-1 Detox Action)

If you talk with people who used some kind of detox product to pass a drug test, most of them will tell you that they tried with a true-and-tried formula of detox drinks for a drug test, and drinking a lot of water. Some did it with detox pills and others even with ‘a very healthy diet’ usually rich in fibers.

In Toxin Rid reviews we’ll see that it consists of a 3-in-1 formula – it combines detox drinks with pre-rid tablets and additional dietary fibers to make sure you do everything possible to detox as quickly as possible.

Toxin Rid 10 day detox, for example, comes with 150 pre-rid detox pills. Now, you can believe that 150 pills should make a significant change.

In our assessment of Toxin Rid tablets, drink, and dietary fiber content, we found that THC is eliminated in 2 days:

  1. Increased elimination via urine. Urine production and elimination are increased due to the presence of electrolytes and herbal remedies.
  2. Increased elimination via feces. The concentration of THC in feces is increased – that means that a lot more of THC leaves the body via feces excretion.

Toxin Rid Content

Pre-rid tablets:

IngredientQuantity [mg]Presumed effect
Alfalfa Leaf Extract160Feces production
Calcium (as Calcium Carbonate)90Increased urination
Iron (as Iron Glycinate)3Increased urination
Magnesium (Magnesium Oxide)295Increased urination
Kelp150Releases Toxins
Cloride (Potassium Cloride)625Increased urination
Total Carbohydrates1000Dietary fibre
Sodium (as Sodium Cloride)40Increased urination
Potassium (as Potassium Cloride)75Increased urination
Low-sodium sea minerals1800Increased urination
Boron (as Boron Citrate)2.5Increased urination

Detox liquid:

  • Magnesium – 750 mg
  • Chloride – 1950 mg
  • Sodium – 15 mg
  • Potassium – 10 mg
  • Sulfate – 120 mg
  • Lithium – 4.5 mg
  • Boron – 3 mg

Dietary fiber:

  • Sodium – 5 mg
  • Total Carbohydrate – 6 g
  • Dietary Fiber – 6 g

Detoxing before a job-related drug test is pretty much the best idea to have – you can lose your job just because you smoked one (too many) joints in your leisure time. Of course, weed is legal and everything, but more than 80% of people get fired when THC positive on a drug test. Immediately.

Here is how much time can weed be detected in your system and how Toxin Rid reviews can help you minimize the chances of getting caught according to the Journal of Analytical Toxicology (supported by Mayo Clinic).

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More than 50% of people are still THC positive within 10 days after the last joint.

As you’ll see from Toxin Rid reviews, the 3-in-1 formula is not a magic detox. However, it does doubles the speed THC leaves your system. Toxin Rid 3 days detox will make you pee our as much THC as you would in a week. This dramatically increases (if not even guarantees) your chances of passing a drug test and keeping your job.

Let’s have a look at few of Toxin Rid reviews:

10 Day Toxin Rid Reviews (Heavy Smokers)

The 10-day detox treatment is the most effective one out there and used by many heavy smokers. For 1 time smokers even drinking lots of cranberry juice and lots of water will help them eliminate the drugs in 10 days.

However, if you’ve been smoking a joint for last few months or even years, you know full well it won’t go out with just a bit of extra water. Toxin Rid 10 day detox is the surest way to detox thoroughly.

The simple fact why Toxin Rid works is the 3-in-1 formula. Basically, drugs go out of the system via urine or fecal matter. If you do a Toxin Rid analysis, you can see why it accelerates drug elimination:

  1. Pre-rid pills make you pee. A lot.
  2. Detox drink before a drug test makes you pee. Really a lot.
  3. Dietary fibers bind drugs in fecal matter. You simply get more drugs out of the system via defecation.

Examples of Toxin Rid 10 Day Detox Reviews

The science checks out, let’s see some Toxin Rid reviews:

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Toxin Rid review from 420magazine

As said previously, Toxin Rid reviews do suggest you need some time to get cleaned. However, it is true that it’s best, to be honest about how much you smoke. When your job is on the line, you don’t want to blind yourself or just use a simple detox drink like QCarbo16.

When you know you’re a heavy user and want a guarantee to pass, 10 Day Toxin Rid is arguably your best bet.

You can get 10 Day Toxin Rid detox here.

Toxin Rid 5 Day Detox Reviews (Moderate Smokers)

One of the most practical Toxin Rid reviews I found out there is the chat with the Test Clear company that sells it. Here is the word-by-word transcript of the chat:

What I really love about this review of Toxin Rid is that the guy got the 35k job and is now well off. And best of all, when you pass a drug test, you know they’re not likely to test you again in some time and you have a free pass.

5 day detox toxin rid review

Here we can see that you can pass a drug test with 5-day detox even if you get a 7-day notice. You can usually find very good evidence in Toxin Rid reviews that it dramatically increases the chances of passing a drug test, but the only way to be 100% sure is to start 10-15 days before a drug test.

You can get the 5-Day Toxin Rid detox here.

Toxin Rid 3 Days Detox (One-Time Smokers)

The 3-day Toxin Rid is usually for one-time smokers. For example, if you’ve been to Amsterdam or like Colorado and had to just try. It would be a pity to lose a job over 1 joint and Toxin Rid 3 days detox is pretty much the surest and cheapest way to prevent that.

With the user rating of 5 stars, you can see that it does work for light smokers pretty well. Do keep in mind, however, that 3-day detox might not be nearly enough if you’re a heavy smoker.

You can get the 3 Days Toxin Rid here.

As we’ve cleared it out, one has to be always honest to him or herself when it comes to how much drugs are in one’s body and choose a Toxin Rid package accordingly. Oh, there is such a thing as Toxin Rid 7-Days detox for the 1-week notice people.

Conclusion on Toxin Rid Reviews In 2018

Given that most drug tests (such as for weed and opiates) didn’t change in 2018, the Toxin Rid products that worked in the past should work in 2018 as well.

Oh, if you need a 10% OFF on all products, TestClear was kind enough to provide StonersRetreat with a discount. Just follow the instructions for TestClear coupon code.

If, for example, they would lower the cut-off limits on tests, we might be in problems but for now, we are safe with Toxin Rid. However, if they lower them, the synthetic urine will be the only thing left to pass a drug test for sure.

With the new legislation of ‘testing positive on marijuana in the workplace is ok’ slowly rolling in, I hope that in few years we won’t have to afraid for our jobs just because we freely smoke weed in our spare time.