QCarbo16 To Pass Drug Test In 2018? Best’n’Worst Reviews – StonersRetreat

QCarbo16 To Pass Drug Test In 2018? Best’n’Worst Reviews – StonersRetreat

When you’re looking for the best detox drinks to pass a drug test, QCarbo16 comes up sooner or later as one of the more popular herbal clean detox drinks for weed.

But how good it actually is? Does QCarbo16 really work for a drug test?

The QCarbo16 instructions are surprisingly simple: just drink the bottle of QCarbo16 before a drug test (it should work for 2 days) and you’ll pass the drug test.

With being so popular, this detox cleansing drink should work for everybody, right? Well…

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QCarbo16 is a herbal detox drink; it can help if you’re close to the cut-off rate.

With such easy instructions, I don’t think anybody should have a problem with how to use QCarbo16 (or it’s big brother QCarbo32). But is Herbal Clean QCarbo16 really effective when it comes to passing a drug test?

Yes and no.

If you have one look at herbal clean QCarbo16 reviews on Amazon, you can see two things:

positive and negative qcarbo16 reviews with more than 220 reviews
QCarbo16 has, at best, mixed reviews. Why is that?
  • About half the people (54%) just love taking QCarbo16 before a drug test and pass the test.
  • Roughly the other half (32%) obviously took the detox drink before a drug test and didn’t pass.

So which one is it? Does herbal clean QCarbo 16 work for a drug test or not?

Surely if everybody would pass a drug test with QCarbo16 there would be 100% of 5-star reviews.

And if nobody would pass? I would expect 100% of 1-star reviews.

The truth is somewhere in between – it does help a bit but it cannot guarantee you to pass a drug test. In a sense, it’s not a complete THC detox method.

We’ll go through the best and the worst QCarbo16 reviews but one thing is clear – QCarbo16 does not guarantee you to pass a drug test.

As it’s pointed out many times, there are only two things that will guarantee you to pass a drug test (and have been tested over and over again):

  1. All-In-One Detox: This consists not only of detox drink like QCarbo16 but is a complete detox program with the trio of detox pills, drinks, and dietary fibers. Toxin Rid line is the most reliable such detox – you can read more about it at our Toxin Rid detox review.
  2. Synthetic Urine: Basically lab-made urine that performs exactly like clean urine in a drug test. It’s usually the most common way for us stoners to pass a drug test. The only problem is how to heat it up to the body temperature but some next-gen synthetic urines like Sub-Solution comes with a vial that heats it up in no time.

I’ve made a summary of best QCarbo16 reviews and worst QCarbo16 reviews to figure out if this detox drink really makes you pass a drug test.

My first opinion: QCarbo16 doesn’t work! I’ll go into this at the end but will let you guys make your opinion about it first.

My findings: For some people QCarbo16 actually does work!

I’m quite impressed by these findings to tell you the truth. I was rather skeptical at herbal clean QCarbo16 at first (because come on, herbal drink? But then again weed is a herb and we all know it has an effect on us) but it turns out that your chances of passing a drug test are better if you drink QCarbo 16 before a drug test.

Needless to say, everything said about QCarbo16 is relevant for its big brothers QCarbo20 and QCarbo32 as well. The only difference is the dosage – 16 oz., 20 oz. or 32 oz. – the ingredients are the same.

The good thing when buying a QCarbo32 is that it might be twice the size of QCarbo16, but it’s not twice the cost – I think it’s like 10 dollars difference.

Herbal Clean QCarbo16 – Does It Work?

Here is my disclaimer: Unlike synthetic urine or Toxin Rid line (I use and trust, and it does have very good reviews), I haven’t used QCarbo16 personally. However, given this is believed to be a top choice for passing a drug test, I’ve gathered some interesting QCarbo16 reviews from all over the net.

Why?

Simple because we all want to get a clear picture if QCarbo16 does work for passing a drug test; or even better, in what cases does herbal clean QCarbo 16 work for a drug test (obviously it doesn’t work for everybody).

What Is QCarbo16 drink anyway?

In short, it is a detox drink. There are, however, two kinds of detox drinks:

  1. Cleansing detox drinks. Something like cranberry juice; they work by increasing toxin excretion by urination over a longer period of time (days, if not weeks).
  2. Masking detox drinks. These flush out THC out of your system and create a period of time wherein you’re less likely to fail a drug test. These are same-day detox drinks.

Obviously, Herbal Clean QCarbo16 is a masking same-day detox drink. Looking at the instructions, here is how you use this detox drink:

  1. Drink the entire 16 oz bottle within 5 hours of a drug test.
  2. Fill the bottle again with water, and drink all of it again.
  3. For an hour or so, there will be a rapid increase in urination. Translation: you’ll pee like your life is at stake (and it might even be).
  4. After the first hour, you should take a drug test within the next 4 hours. This is the time period in which your urine should contain significantly fewer toxins.

The step-by-step instructions give us a clear insight into what the Herbal Clean detox drink is supposed to do.

It effectively decreases the toxins such as THC from your urine and blood by almost forcefully peeing it out.

Of course, the THC stored in fat cells will try to redistribute itself from fat tissue into the bloodstream again. And after a while, those toxins will be detectable in the urine again.

And that’s exactly the point! During that time period, the urine should contain considerably fewer toxins.

How long does QCarbo16 last?

For about 4 hours. Take a drug test before that or after that time period, and you might be in bigger problems than within those 4 hours.

But by how much does concentration of let’s say THC decreases during that period – by 1 ng/ml, 10 ng/ml or 100 ng/ml? That is really hard, if not impossible, to say. Only a clinical study could evaluate how significant drop in urine THC concentration does Herbal Clean detox drink make. But we don’t have one of those in a file somewhere.

Alternatively, let’s look at the ingredients of QCarbo16 to see if everything checks out for the pee-toxins-out-for-some-hours scenario.

What Is Herbal Clean made of?

Obviously, it is a herbal cleansing drink made out of herbs. Here is the original labeling on the QCarbo16:

what ingredients in qcarbo16 made of
Ingredients include Vitamin B2, Creatinine Monohydrate and herbal root and leaf extracts such as Dandelion Leaf Extract.

Looking at the label, one thing is for sure: this Herbal Clean detox is sweet. It has pretty much the same sugar content as Coca-Cola.

We’ll look at every ingredient the QCarbo16 is made of (including the Eliminex Brand) and try to figure out why it is added and why it would increase our chances of passing a drug test:

  • Riboflavin (Vitamin B2). Herbal Clean contains a whopping 20 mg of Vitamin B2; that is 10 times more than a recommended daily intake of Riboflavin. Vitamin B2 is regularly added to detox drinks to bring the yellow color back to the diluted urine. According to a study published in Drug and alcohol dependence, the researchers found out that adding Vitamin B2 can be used to determine a patient’s medication adherence.
  • Creatinine Monohydrate. Drug tests measure for creatinine concentration; increased urination will dilute the urine and decrease its creatinine content. WebMD reports that creatinine clearance is 95-120 milliliters per minute. Detox drinks usually come with added creatinine monohydrate or creatinine monophosphate to bring the creatinine clearance levels up into the optimum (and non-suspicious) range.
  • Dandelion root and leaf extract. Dandelion is a well-known herbal detox preparation. Most of the natural detox remedies include dandelion root as well as leaf extract because of it’s presumed diuretic action. Much like drinking caffeinated beverages, the dandelion root is likely to increase the production of urine. An article published in the Journal of Alternative and Complementary Medicine shows that the frequency of urination was significantly increased by all of the 17 people who ingested dandelion leaf extract.
  • Turmeric root extract. It contains molecule curcumin that gives curry it’s yellow color. In detox drinks it’s used to color the urine yellow; of course, Vitamin B2 should do that job just fine. However, if laboratories are testing for high Vitamin B2 content, it’s better to use turmeric root extract in combination with B2. That’s how you need to add less of B2 and the concentration of Vitamin B12 will not be above normal on a urine test.
  • Juniper berry extract. In some studies, the ingestion of juniper berries or juniper essential oils is connected with a diuretic effect. According to Drugs.com, in classical use, 2 to 10 grams of juniper berries are used.
  • Echinacea purpurea leaf extract. Echinacea is a well-known medicinal herb that is usually connected to effects on the immune system. Why it is included in the Herbal Clean is not absolutely clear.
  • Ginger root. According to Medical News Today, ginger root can help with digestion by “stimulating bile production”. Toxin such as THC has to go through the liver in order to become more soluble in blood and urine. Bile excretes THC in the liver before it can go on to the kidneys and into the urine. By increasing bile production, the reappearance of THC in the urine can be prolonged. Maybe that’s why ginger root is used.
  • Licorice root extract. It is not completely clear why herbal licorice extract would be used in QCarbo16. One research published in the AAPS Journal investigated its effect on the key cytochrome in the liver – the P450. If, for example, the P450 is metabolizing licorice root extract compounds, it’s ability to metabolize THC can be decreased. The effect would be that we’ll find a lower concentration of THC in the urine. Of course, such action as the action of all herbal extracts in the QCarbo16 can have side effects.
  • Milk thistle seed extract. According to Dr. Axe, milk thistle a “powerful liver cleanser”. A large portion of different liver detoxification natural supplements contains milk thistle extracts. However, we cannot with any certainty determine why it would help to pass a drug test. In fact, if it lifts the liver activity, the more of THC from fat cells would be transformed by the liver into a water-soluble state (THC-COOH) and this would, in turn, increase the concentration of the toxins in the urine.
  • Uva ursi leaf extract. Uva ursi is commonly connected with the urinary tract infection. Tea made out of uva ursi leaf is a natural herbal remedy and including its extract in Herbal Clean is probably due to its diuretic effect.
  • Ligustrum berry extract. It is unclear why ligustrum extract is used. WebMD lists “liver problems” among the uses of this herb. Maybe it’s effect on the liver is somehow beneficial as far as drug testing is concerned.
  • Corn silk extract. Similarly to uva ursi extract, corn silk extract is associated with bladder and urinary tract infections. Here is an article that on side effects of corn silk extract.
  • Apple pectin. Pectin is arguably one of the most important ingredients of Herbal Clean QCarbo16. Pectins are basically fruit fibers that are most well known as an ingredient to make jam. It is considered the universal detoxification substance used in Certo and Sure Gel detox methods.
  • Guarana seed extract. Guarana is a source of natural caffeine; a substance that is a well-known diuretic. We find it in green tea, coffee, and many other drinks but it’s quite clear that it is included in the QCarbo16 in order to increase the urine production and elimination.

These are all the ingredients and it’s presumed functions.

Let’s start with the best reviews and then follow up with the worst reviews, shall we?

Best QCarbo 16 Reviews (more than 50% of users have such reviews)

With a product as popular as QCarbo line, it’s really not difficult to get reviews from people who have first-hand experience with QCarbo16 or QCarbo32.

Amazon QCarbo16 Positive Review

Amazon is where the most people buy QCarbo16 and it’s where you’ll find the most reviews.

This is an example of a verified customer that obviously has some experience with QCarbo.

amazon qcarbo 16 positive review

You can see that Gabrielle claims that QCarbo16 does work, and for her, it did work on multiple occasions. What I like about this review is:

  • Making sure to follow QCarbo16 instructions.
  • It does make you urinate more if you drink plenty of water. Sounds like the weed (or other drugs) are being washed out of your system.

Two sound pieces of advice for using any detox drink.

QCarbo16 Review From Marijuana.com

Marijuana.com is a very credible source of information about weed and people there join a forum to share and discuss different things. One of them does QCarbo16 work for a drug test as well, obviously.

Here is a screenshot of a story about a guy who passed a drug test using a lot (and I mean a lot!) of cranberry juice, and QCarbo 16.

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Guy passed with QCarbo drink.

I really like the story and am glad that the guy passed his drug test. Obviously, he used QCarbo 16 but he did gulp down a lot of cranberry juice as well. Both of things made him pee more so I guess that is weed going out of his system.

Here is another testimonial from a weed blog by ‘B money’ (forgive him for using crazy grammar, he gets the point across):

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Thus far the herbal clean QCarbo16 looks pretty awesome, right? Just do bear in mind that these reviews are the positive ones. According to the Amazon rating, 43% of people who used QCarbo 16 didn’t like it one bit.

Let’s look at the other part of the spectrum.

Worst QCarbo16 Reviews (less than 50% of users have such reviews)

Every product has bad reviews as well and QCarbo16 is not an exception.

Here is one of the worst QCarbo16 you can see.

amazon qcarbo 16 negative review

Maria kept is short and to the point – Qcarbo16 didn’t work for her.

The absolute worst review I found was on the drugs-forum.com, a well-known weed forum. Here is the answer to the question if anyone used QCarbo16 to pass a drug test:

qcarbo works drug forum

Yeah. If you thought that losing your job is the worst thing that can happen when failing a drug test – think again.

Albeit Percocet does include oxycodone, a strong opiate, and if you’ve tested positive for the opiate abuse you can get a week of jail time as well. The law is, of course, not as strict for weed.

My Theory for QCarbo 16 (works as a final push)

Reading through the reviews, I noticed that more than half of people (51%) were happy with QCarbo16 and less than half (43%) was not.

This is probably because 51% of people passed a drug test by drinking QCarbo 16 before a drug test and 43% didn’t (and lots a job or even got jail time).

If we look at passing weed drug test (weed is the #1 illegal substance people test positive for on a drug test), you can see that more than half would test positive if they were to smoke a joint 1-10 days before a drug test:

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More than 50% of people are still THC positive within 10 days after the last joint.

As I’ve stated earlier, I find these findings quite impressive! Obviously, you have a better chance to pass a drug test with QCarbo16 than without.

It also isn’t one of those ‘well, it can’t hurt detoxes’, it does actually help some people.

Here is my take on why it helps some people – because they are really close to testing negative on a drug test anyway. In 1 or 2 days, the drugs would be flushed out by the system itself. However, QCarbo16 makes you pee quite a lot and you eliminate the drugs that would be eliminated in 1-2 days after the drug test.

Positive Outlook on QCarbo16 (Surprising But Effective Last Resort)

Maybe not a big difference, but a decisive one: with QCarbo16 some people can pass a drug test.

As a general rule, if you have a week, the 5-Day Toxin Rid is still the best solution to passing a drug test. I would use QCarbo16 as a last resort, but surprisingly an effective one.

The same principle goes for QCarbo20 and QCarbo32. Those are just bigger doses you have to get if you are:

  • Heavy user. The more THC you get in your system, the more you have to flush out.
  • Being overweight. The more weight you have, the more THC is stored inside your body, hence the bigger does of detox drink to get weed or other drugs out of your system.

Scientific Research And Sources:

(1) Herron AJ, Mariani JJ, Pavlicova M, et al. Assessment of Riboflavin as a Tracer Substance: Comparison of a Qualitative to a Quantitative Method of Riboflavin Measurement. Drug and alcohol dependence. 2013;128(1-2):77-82.

(2) Clare BA, Conroy RS, Spelman K. The Diuretic Effect in Human Subjects of an Extract of Taraxacum officinale Folium over a Single Day. Journal of Alternative and Complementary Medicine. 2009;15(8):929-934.

(3) Nagpal M, Sood S. Role of curcumin in systemic and oral health: An overview. Journal of Natural Science, Biology, and Medicine. 2013;4(1):3-7.

(4) Gustafson C. Mark Blumenthal: Quality and Efficacy of Herbal Medicines. Integrative Medicine: A Clinician’s Journal. 2015;14(4):54-59.

(5) Manayi A, Vazirian M, Saeidnia S. Echinacea purpurea: Pharmacology, phytochemistry and analysis methods. Pharmacognosy Reviews. 2015;9(17):63-72.

(6) Qiao X, Ji S, Yu S, et al. Identification of Key Licorice Constituents Which Interact with Cytochrome P450: Evaluation by LC/MS/MS Cocktail Assay and Metabolic Profiling. The AAPS Journal. 2014;16(1):101-113.

(7) Siegel AB, Stebbing J. Milk thistle: early seeds of potential. The lancet oncology. 2013;14(10):929-930.

(8) Trill J, Simpson C, Webley F, et al. Uva-ursi extract and ibuprofen as alternative treatments of adult female urinary tract infection (ATAFUTI): study protocol for a randomised controlled trial. Trials. 2017;18:421.

(9) Ha AW, Kang HJ, Kim SL, Kim MH, Kim WK. Acute and Subacute Toxicity Evaluation of Corn Silk Extract. Preventive Nutrition and Food Science. 2018;23(1):70-76.

(10) Moustakas D, Mezzio M, Rodriguez BR, Constable MA, Mulligan ME, Voura EB. Guarana Provides Additional Stimulation over Caffeine Alone in the Planarian Model. Holscher C, ed. PLoS ONE. 2015;10(4):e0123310.

 

Sub Solution Synthetic Urine 2018 Review – Does It Still Work?

Sub Solution Synthetic Urine 2018 Review – Does It Still Work?

We all know that synthetic urine is pretty much the surest way of passing a drug test by mimicking real urine.

The first of the next generation synthetic urine is the popular Sub-Solution synthetic urine. Being able to heat itself to a body temperature, Sub-Solution is what most illegal drug users use when it comes to urine drug test.

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Real urine (left) vs. Sub-Solution synthetic urine (right). Can you tell the difference? Drug testing labs sure can’t.

What is more, Sub-Solution retained the 2017 title as the best synthetic urine in the 2018 synthetic urine comparison as well.

Here’s a review by a fellow stoner:

sub solution review
Sasa passed a job-related drug test in Avg 2016.

Sub-Solution is the new industry standard and has scored the No. 1 synthetic urine award for passing a drug test in 2018 synthetic urine review (it usually gets a 5-star review by the users).

You should really check the story about the guy who also did a thorough research on the best synthetic urines and choose the Sub Solution – here is his post on 420magazine.

Basically all other synthetic urines out there are knock-offs of Sub Solution, but nobody has yet to master the self-heating property the Clear Choice Sub Solution has (you have to heat other synthetic urines to body temperature ‘somehow’ so they don’t catch you using synthetic urine in a urine drug test).

Not only does the Sub-Solution by TestNegative has the highest rating and self-heating mechanism, it is the only synthetic urine that has been around for more than 10 years. 

That just tells you that people have been buying it for a long time and readily recommended it in order for the company to keep selling it – you can easily buy and ship it overnight here (they also have a 3+1 bonus option; just input ‘4’ in the ‘quantity’ box and you’ll get 1 for free).

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Sub Solution is arguably the most reliable synthetic urine on the market.

Let’s have a look at what some people who used Sub-Solution said about the experience:

Sub-Solution Reviews

What I found most credibly about Sub-Solution synthetic urine is the list of ingredients that the solution consists of.

For example, on the packaging, it clearly states that the powdered urine you get (with a vial for heating and plastic container) contains urea and uric acid. These are the two basic ingredients of urine that every synthetic urine should contain – but the Sub Solution is the only one that is clear about that.

What Is Sub Solution Anyway?

As with any synthetic urine, Clear Choice’s Sub Solution is a solution that closely mimics standard and natural urine. Chemically speaking, it is a complex water solution, containing both organic and inorganic substances – just like a real urine does.

Urine helps us eliminate products of cellular metabolism and, of course, THC or any other drugs if present. Sub Solution is chemically speaking exactly the same as natural urine but without the drugs one might use. Hence it is perfect for passing a drug test – chemically it will test out as a perfectly normal urine.

What Is Synthetic Urine Made Of?

Synthetic urine has the same ingredients as urine, in the same proportions and concentration. Urine drug tests measure the content of the most important ingredients – urea, uric acid, and creatinine – as well as pH and specific gravity that come mainly from inorganic components.

For example, here is a study of how much uric acid is in urine – healthy volunteers had a 5.1-7.0 mg/dl concentration of uric acid in urine. This is exactly how much uric acid the best synthetic urine should contain.

To mimic natural urine, a synthetic urine – if produced correctly – should be a complex water solution that has about 3 times as many organic substances as inorganic ones (chlorides, phosphates, sulfates and ammonia).

Here are is the ingredients list of what synthetic urine should be made out of:

  1. Urea50 to 100 mg/dl of urine.
  2. Uric acid5.0 to 7.0 mg/dl.
  3. Creatinine35 to 320 mg/dl.
  4. Potassium sulfate (K2SO4) – 1 to 3 g/l.
  5. Sodium sulfate (Na2SO4) – 1 to 3 g/l.
  6. Ammonium phosphate – 0.5 to 1.5 g/l.
  7. Ammonium diphospate – 0.5 to 1.5 g/l.
  8. Calcium chloride (CaCl2) – 0.1 to 0.5 g/l.
  9. Magnesium chloride (MgCl2) – 0.25 to 1 g/l.

The inorganic substances synthetic urine is made out of (point 4-9) are what gives the synthetic urine the same pH and specific gravity as genuine urine.

Urine has a pH of 4 to 10 and specific gravity between 1.000 and 1.035. As does Sub Solution; in fact, Sub Solution is the best synthetic urine precisely because it has the best balance of organic to inorganic components. You can check out them even in their patent.

Can Synthetic Urine Be Detected In A Drug Test?

If you do everything correctly, synthetic urine can’t be detected by a standard drug testing panels. Because ‘fake pee’ so much resembles the natural urine, as far as inorganic, organic content, pH, specific gravity, urea and so on are concerned, the drug test will detect synthetic urine as normal urine.

There is only one catch, though – low-quality synthetic urine products. As you’ve seen, a patented synthetic urine does have exactly the right amount of urea, creatinine and so on. It is quite a long list.

The surest way for synthetic urine to be discovered on a drug test is if somebody uses a low-quality fake pee. There can be several problems with such cheap fake pee products that can be caught on a drug test:

  1. pH is too low. 4 or lower.
  2. Specific gravity is too high. If you put too much low-quality ingredients in a drug test, the specific gravity can spike above 1.050.
  3. Urea or creatinine levels are too low. Cheaper fake pees usually prefer to stay on the low-end range especially when creatinine is concerned (admittedly, it’s cheaper for them to use less). In some cases, creatinine levels can be below 30 mg/dl – too low.
  4. Urine temperature is too low. Very important! Synthetic urine has to be heated up to a body temperature – 90 to 105F. Sub Solution comes with a self-heating mechanism; cheaper urines must be microwaves for about 10 seconds and it’s really hard to hit exactly 90 to 105F with a microwave.

In short, if you use high-quality synthetic urine, these things can’t occur. If you use cheap fake pee, chances are you’re going to be caught on a drug test.

How Do You Keep Sub Solution Urine Warm?

When you giving a urine sample, it has a temperature between 90 and 105 degrees Fahrenheit. Synthetic urine such as Sub Solution should have the same temperature; so how do you warm it up and keep warm?

With other synthetic urines, you have to worry about microwaving it and keeping it close to your body in order not to lose heat. Sub Solution, however, has a patented heat activator – a small vial of lithium chloride (LiCl) that can’t be detected by a drug test.

Here is how you warm up Sub Solution prior to the test:

  1. Mix Sub Solution with water – water temperature should be between 70 to 90F – and prepare 2,3 or 5-ounce synthetic urine solution. Sub Solution contains details instructions on how to do this; it’s easy and simple.
  2. Add the heat activator (little granules in the dark vial) slowly. Shake or stir if needed, and watch the temperature probe.
  3. The attached temperature probe will turn green when the synthetic urine is of body temperature (98 to 102F).
  4. Excess heat activator can be appropriately discarded.

Note: If the temperature is too high, the temperature probe will go ‘red’. Cool the whole solution of synthetic urine down by running tap water on the outside of the container. When it turns green again, the temperature is just right.

You can keep Sub Solution warm be keeping it close to your body (underarm, thigh). It can be there for more than 2 hours while you wait for a drug test.

What Do Users Say About Sub Solution Synthetic Urine?

sub solution reviews

Honestly having a closed door test is what you usually get when doing a urine drug test. Mixing up the Sub-Solution is a piece of cake when nobody is watching.

From this Sub-Solution review, we also see that you can warm the solution up yourself is you tuck it up under your breast for an hour. However, the self-heating vial you get with the purchase, you don’t have to warm up for an hour. The vial warms it in seconds. That can be very useful when you’re in a cabin at Quest.

Is Sub-Solution A Life-Saver?

sub solution for passing a drug test

Well, it is for this guy. He has the truth of it through – all the guys on the street use synthetic urine and Sub Solution is pretty much the most widely known in the stoner’s world. 

Negative Review of Sub-Solution?

Whenever you have a popular product, you’ll have some negative reviews as well. Here is one about the Sub:

testnegative sub solution

This is the same thing that was found in synthetic urine 2018 comparison. The Sub works like a charm but it is pricey. However, when trying to do a THC detox or pass a urine drug test in 24 hours with synthetic urine, you really shouldn’t be looking at pricing. Why?

Because if you buy a bad urine, your job is probably on the line. And a job is much more important than few extra $10 in the wallet.

Average Customer Rating is 4.4/5 Making Sub Solution Highest Rated Synthetic Urine

All in all, the Sub is the highest rated synthetic urine and it’s been around from 2003. It is sold exclusively online and we don’t list it where to buy synthetic urine in stores article.

When it comes to buying quality synthetic urine to pass a drug test, the Sub is the thing you get (if you can afford it).

Other synthetic urines might work just as fine (you’ll just have to heat them up somehow) and will cost a bit less but if you want to have a guaranteed ‘THC negative’ on your drug test, the Sub-Solution is the first choice.

You can buy the Sub-Solution here even a day before a drug test.

All the luck to you guys!

Synthetic Urine Near You – Online Shops And Store Locator

Synthetic Urine Near You – Online Shops And Store Locator

The most common way of beating a urine drug test is by substituting your urine with synthetic urine.

You can find synthetic urine near you by using the store locator.

However, us stoners who have passed a urine drug test with synthetic urine a couple of times know how important it is to get a good synthetic urine.

Where to buy fake pee?

  • In stores near you.
  • Online.

When you use it regularly (because your boss tests you once a year) it’s good to know where to buy synthetic urinein nearby stores or online?

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Real urine (left) vs. Sub-Solution synthetic urine (right). Can you tell the difference? Drug testing labs sure can’t.

Most of the people I speak to (including myself – yeah I sometimes speak to myself) buy synthetic urine online because it’s more discrete (you don’t have to do all face-to-face as you do in the store) but here and there someone gets it from a store nearby.

Naturally, everybody wants to know where they can buy fake pee near them:

»Dude, where do you buy synthetic urine?«

It’s not like they’re selling synthetic urine, the most effective thing to pass a urine drug test, in Walmart.

I’ll list some of the places where to buy synthetic urine in stores (and you should even go through it) but what is the most important is to buy quality synthetic urine. Like, the one which guarantees you to pass a drug test.

The best synthetic urine of 2018 – Sub Solution – is sold exclusively online and naturally its the one that most of the fellow stoners use.

Synthetic Urine Comparison (2018)

 Sub-Solution (#1)Quick Fix (#2)Xstream (#3)Upass (#4)Agent X (#5)
Ingredients:
Quality/Price:
Fast Shipping:
Does it heat up?Yes - 98°F to 102°F
NoNoNoNo
Money-back Guarantee:YesYesYesYesYes
Average rating:
Available at:Buy Sub-SolutionBuy Quick FixBuy XstreamBuy UpassBuy Agent X

We’ll get to where to buy synthetic urine in your vicinity but since most people buy it online let’s start with how to buy synthetic urine online, shall we?

Where To Buy Synthetic Urine Online? (90%)

Roughly 90% of synthetic urine is sold online and here’s why:

  • Discrete (you don’t need to go to the store and show your face)
  • Quick (same-day shipping)
  • You get the best synthetic urine (the No. 1 synthetic urine is sold exclusively online)

When you buy synthetic urine in store, you usually buy from the nearest head shop and you buy the one they have (if they have one – in most cases, they, unfortunately, don’t).

The luxury of buying fake pee online is that you can buy from pretty much from anywhere (1-day shipping) and can get the best quality synthetic urine.

As you can see, the synthetic urine that is sold in head shops – Quick Fix – is kind of ok but the clear winner is the Sub-Solution from TestNegative.com (online store).

Sub-Solution (Rated #1 in 2018) Is Available Exclusively Online

As such a large portion of synthetic urine is sold online, it’s obvious to see why ‘The Sub’, as well as a majority of other synthetic urine kits, are only available online.

For some stoners, the best place where to buy synthetic urine would be in a local store but for a company, it’s much easier to sell online from one big storage instead of regularly supplying synthetic urine to 1000s of head stores all over the US.

That being said, the best performing synthetic urine for passing a urine drug test sells their ‘pee’ exclusively online for 13 years now.

There are two reasons why ‘The Sub’ is so popular when it comes to passing a drug test on a short notice:

  • Already comes in liquid form (pre-mixed)
  • Has self-heating mechanism (just empty the vial in the synthetic urine and it’ll heat up)

Most of the synthetic urines come in a form of powder and you have to add water and mix them. Not the Sub. What you get is ready-to-be-poured into the test cup right away.

What is even more important is the self-heating mechanism. In order to fool the lab, the urine you present to them must be at about body temperature. Nobody would believe you that you really pissed in the cup if the piss would be cold, right?

People try to warm it out with hands or put in under an armpit and so on. I even once talked to a guy who was sitting on a pouch filled with some cheap synthetic urine for the whole time to keep it warm – now that was a real stoner, mind you.

Why Sub-Solution is such a hit is because of the vial that comes with it. You pour the chemical mixture from the vial in the synthetic pee and it almost ‘magically’ warms up to the body temperature. It’s quite astonishing to see and you might imagine that is it very useful if you’re serious about passing a drug test with synthetic urine.

‘The Sub’ was the first one to introduce the self-heating technology and nobody even came close to it – hence it hits the No. 1 spot for the best synthetic urine every year.

If you really need to pass a drug test and have a guarantee that it’s going to work, you can buy Sub-Solution here (they even offer 3+1 deal):

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Self-warming synthetic urine Sub-Solution with heat activator.

I can say for myself that the synthetic urine has saved my job (and well, my life I guess) for a couple of times now.

The best thing is that I can smoke right up to the medical examination, use the synthetic pee to pass a drug test and then enjoy a joint just to celebrate my now yearly ritual of getting ‘randomly’ selected for a drug test.

Where To Buy Synthetic Urine In Stores? (10%)

Because it is well known that synthetic urine is used primarily to pass a drug test (people also use it as a ‘golden shower’ fetish – you know who you are), it’s usually not sold in ordinary stores.

But there are stores that do sell fake pee and you might live near one. You probably know which stores.

»Do head shops sell synthetic urine?«

Some of the bigger ones do. The most likely place where to buy synthetic urine near you is a local head shop. In my experience they usually keep a regular stock of Quick Fix synthetic urine which is ok, I guess, but for me, I like to be sure to pass a urine drug test and just buy the good stuff online.

I would also recommend calling the local head store beforehand and just ask ‘I’m wondering where I can buy synthetic urine – do you guys sell it?’ They’re sure to tell you what’s up.

Synthetic Urine Near Me? (Store Locators)

You can check if there is a head store near you with at https://weedmaps.com/. It’s a cool website app that helps you locate where to buy synthetic urine in stores – of course, they sell weed as well.

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Locate the nearest head shop – if there are any near you.

For example, if you’re wondering where to buy synthetic pee in Las Vegas, just enter Las Vegas. You know the drill.

So this is where you can buy synthetic urine in stores if you’re are desperate and need it in like 1 hour. However, if you have at least 24 hours before a drug test, you should be wondering where you can buy fake pee online.

I wish the best for all the stoners out there!

Best Synthetic Urine 2018 Reviews – Top 7 Brands Reviewed

Best Synthetic Urine 2018 Reviews – Top 7 Brands Reviewed

I remember how crazy it sounded the first time somebody told me to use synthetic urine to pass a drug test.

It’s like, really, my best option of passing a drug test in 2018 is getting best synthetic urine, made in a laboratory, and present it as my own pee?

But asking around one thing became crystal clear: If you want to pass a drug test, you will. And (high-quality) synthetic urine is the answer.

The best synthetic urine kit is a fool-proof recipe to pass a drug test (if you have balls to do it, of course).

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Real urine (left) vs. Sub-Solution synthetic urine (right). Can you tell the difference? Even drug testing labs in 2018 can’t.

Can you use your friend’s urine as well?

Naturally, but a voice of reason from the do-the-synthetic-urine-thing bro guy is, ’How many friends with a clean urine do you have?’

First I laughed cause there has to be somebody I can rely on to give me fake pee. But then it hit me – all of my closest friends are stoners. There’s no chance I’m passing a urine drug test if I substitute my own pee with theirs. And of course, friend’s pee will start to stink and will be cold when I get to the test anyway.

The solution is, of course, the ‘fake pee’ – everybody uses it from Walmart employees to new hires – but which one is the best and does the job in 2018?

Synthetic Urine Kit – Alright Alright, Synthetic Urine Doesn’t Sound That Off

Ok, so let’s have a look at best synthetic urine reviews – this is actually the most comprehensive review list I put together in hopes everybody can clearly see which fake pee is good to use and WHY it is the best:

Synthetic Urine Comparison (2018)

 Sub-Solution (#1)Quick Fix (#2)Xstream (#3)Upass (#4)Agent X (#5)
Ingredients:
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Does it heat up?Yes - 98°F to 102°F
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Available at:Buy Sub-SolutionBuy Quick FixBuy XstreamBuy UpassBuy Agent X

#1 Sub-Solution Synthetic Urine (No 1. Synthetic Urine of 2017 and 2018)

Sub Solution is the first synthetic urine in our review that we’ve come across that actually has urea AND uric acid labeled on the box. This is fantastic!

It took 6 fake pees to come to one that has even correct labeling on them. And it even says that – ‘(Sub Solution synthetic urine) is made from 11 different chemical compounds like urea and uric acid.’ (Source: TestNegative)

This straight up qualifies for top star rating – if it has urea and uric acid, it has everything!

The user reviews are brilliant as well. Here is one that sums it all up (the guy passed the urine drug test with flying colors):

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Positive review of Sub-Solution synthetic urine from July 11, 2018.

Sub Solution Synthetic Urine Price And Shipping

Price is at the high-end but ‘The Sub’ is the only synthetic urine that consistently works and has a flawless track record. Here is why it is so popular and reliable:

You don’t get a premixed fake pee. You get a fully-mixed and ready-to-go synthetic urine that heats up with the use of the vial you get with the Sub-Solution full-package. This is how you avoid the problem of heating fake pee up. Quite neat, right?

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The No. 1 synthetic urine in 2018 is Sub-Solution. You can buy it online here. Just make sure to order it before 4:30 pm EST to get the same day shipping.

The Sub Solution synthetic urine shipping is using EPS for same day shipping if ordered before 4:30 PM EST. What is more, shipping is free. With most of the synthetic urines, you have to pay $30 or so just for shipping.

All in all, Sub Solution is the No. 1 synthetic urine of 2018. The price is higher than for other synthetic urines. I guess that even when it comes to fake pee kits, quality does come with a price. They do offer the 3+1 deal you can check out as well.

Considering this is the best synthetic urine of 2018, you can check it out on TestNegative website and check availability.

#2 Quick Fix Synthetic Urine Review (best-known urine kit)

The most common and best known synthetic urine is without a doubt Quick Fix. However, how good it actually is?

In short, I don’t know. Why? I’ve searched their website and I found no ingredients whatsoever. I don’t know what Quick Fix synthetic urine is made off.

This is what they list on their website about ingredients:

‘(Quick Fix) synthetic urine contains all of the ingredients found in natural human urine and is balenced for pH, specific gravity and creatinine’ (source: QuickFixSythetic)

Yeah, that ‘balEnced’ is not my grammatical error, it’s theirs. I have a problem of figuring out what is in the Quick Fix Plus synthetic urine though – I need specifics like urea, urobinogen…just like anything. It’s not there!

Would you buy a yogurt without a label listing the ingredients? If they can’t even put basic things like ‘this yogurt is made out of milk’ on the label, then I’m skeptical.

However, they do say something about fake pee containing everything it should contain.

But they’ve been in business from 2005, they must be doing something right. Right? Well, I don’t know – I like the facts and the facts about what Quick Fix fake pee consists of just aren’t there. Nonetheless, it is very widely known and if you wonder where can you buy synthetic urine in stores, you can check out the Quick Fix online store here.

I can bet it doesn’t contain ‘all of the ingredients found in natural human urine’. Human urine is a complex mixture of chemicals – you can’t just duplicate it with ease. Anyways…

Price of Quick Fix Synthetic Urine Kit (And Shipping Details)

Of course, if you personally believe in buying things without labels, you can go right ahead with Quick Fix.

You can buy a 2oz or 3oz premixed synthetic urine at a price of $29.95 and $39.95, respectively. If we go with 3oz, it is a bit overpriced.

They do offer a quick shipping: If you buy Quick Fix synthetic solution before 7 PM EST, they will ship it overnight with UPS. Oh, and they state that Quick Fix ‘will not be shipped to residents of AR, FL, IL, KY, NJ, NC, NH, SC, OR, TX if the intended use is to influence a drug test.’ So if you’re buying it for golden shower orgies, I guess that would be fine.

Let’s add up the Quick Fix synthetic urine review:

For more details of Quick Fix synthetic kit, you can check out their website.

#3 Xstream Synthetic Urine Review (same company as Quick Fix)

Ok, check Xstream synthetic urine out – they have the same ingredient description, shipping details, and credit card data as Quick Fix. Is the same company behind them both?

They quote this the same as Quick Fix – ‘Your credit card will be billed as “513 Ventures” for your privacy.’

Am…this is the same fake sold by the same people as Quick Fix. Just the packaging and the price (here you can buy it 3oz of premixed Xstream synthetic urine for $24.95) are different.

Even the company name ‘Ventures LCC’ is the same. And yes, they operate from 2005. Just check out both websites and you’ll see immediately.

All in all, Xstream is just Quick Fix synthetic urine. But here they sell 3oz premixed Xstream synthetic urine for $24.95 and at Quick Fix, they sell you the same stuff (in different packaging) for $39.95.

And get this: Xstream is supposed to be designed for fetish golden showers.

Here is the Xstream fake pee review in total – it’s basically the same as Quick Fix, with a lower price.

#4 Upass Synthetic Urine Review (Cheapest Fake Pee)

Upass is next on the list. By now I see that getting something as basic as a label of what synthetic urine actually consists of is hard. But then again, I’m not all that surprised that getting information on fake pee is hard (and Upass synthetic urine is no different).

However, I’ve not expected for synthetic urine producers to have so much problem with basic grammar. Check out what it says about Upass synthetic urine ingredients – ‘Carfully premixed in a laboratory with all the necessary components of human urine, including proper creatine levels, specific gravity, and ph balance making it the best fake pee around.’ (Source: http://shop.bestsyntheticurine.com/Upass-synthetic-urine-Safegaur-705105836133×1.htm)

That ‘Carfully’ is missing an ‘e’. But ok. Everybody can understand bad grammar (except grammar nazis, of course) but how does upass synthetic urine measure up?

Again, they say that includes everything that human urine does – but fails to explain what are those things. Same story as with the #1 and #2 synthetic urines. Nonetheless, they do include the manufacturer’s information – that does give it a bit more credibility.

Price of Upass Synthetic Urine Kit (And Shipping Details)

One good thing about Upass fake pee is the price. For 3oz premixed synthetic pee (basically the same thing as Quick Fix and Xstream) you pay only $18.99. Quite neat, right?

However, the shipping of Upass synthetic urine kit is a bit more inconvenient. You have to order it before 3 AM PST to count as ‘bought’ on that day. Next up, you have to add (and pay for) 2-3 priority shipping. And you’ll get it in 2-3 days. It’s not an overnight thing, unfortunately.

To sum it up, this is Upass synthetic urine review:

#5 Magnum Synthetic Urine Review (these guys have the best name)

Gosh, these synthetic urine dealers do have some creative sounding names. Magnum synthetic urine is a clear example of that.

Its description at this urine sales site starts with ‘wildly popular and always realistic (Magnum synthetic urine)’. Yeah, cause this Magnum pee is so popular everybody talks about it in cannabis community, right?

But I was pleasantly surprised that, despite lacking the basic ingredients as all best synthetic urine kits, Magnum comes with a vial of urea. That is amazing! Someone is actually putting something in these things that should be there and includes it amidst all the marketing bs!

Of course, other ingredients of Magnum fake pe are lacking – nothing new here. But I was so happy to see someone mention urea, a basic component of normal urine, in the description that I’m giving this Magnum 2 stars for ingredients.

Magnum Synthetic Urine Kit Price And Shipping Details

For Magnum synthetic urine I found prices as high as $45. The best price I’ve seen was $28 for 4oz.

I literally don’t know how much pee you need for a drug test but if 3oz is enough for other synthetic urines, I don’t think that 4oz of Magnum fake pee will give you an edge.

Shipping can be quick but if it will be quick, it will be expensive.

Magnum synthetic urine kit orders before 4 PM EST will be shipped on the same day.

Magnum is shipped via USPS and they charge $34 for overnight delivery. So that’s a bummer.

#6 Ultra Pure Synthetic Urine Review (500% guarantee?)

Also known as Ultra Klean synthetic urine. 500% guarantee struck me at first – they do give you 5 times as much as you paid for the Ultra Pure fake pe IF you failed a drug test (lost the job). That doesn’t console me one bit or makes me more confident to buy it.

In fact, it makes me less confident. If Ultra Klean synthetic urine company has to promise 500% payback guarantee, then the product must really not be selling at normal incentives.

Before checking the fake pee ingredients, let’s check their grammar, shall we? Here is a scan from their website:

Unfortunately, Ultra Klean does not pass the grammar test (how incompetent are the people selling fake urine, I wonder). What about the ingredient list of Ultra Pure synthetic urine?

You’ve guessed it: there is none.

Ultra Pure Synthetic Urine Price And Shipping Times

Let’s fast-forward this: for 4oz of Ultra Pure urine you’ll have to pay $32.95. A tiny bit over average price but ok.

The shipping costs or times of Ultra Pure synthetic urine weren’t found on their website. So basically, we don’t know when it would be shipped – quite a problem there.

Overall, this is just another fake urine that is iffy at best.

#7 Agent X Synthetic Urine Review (where do they come up with these names anyway?)

A fair warning – Agent X urine is not marketed for passing a urine drug test. Rather is used for fetishes like ‘golden shower’ and for that it has 5-star reviews.

Needless to say, I don’t have experience with Agent X synthetic urine (not my thing, those fetishes). It’s sold at Dr. Greens website at a price of $29.95 for 3oz.

Comparing to the other fake pee kits, it doesn’t seem bad at all for passing a drug test. It should have all the same characteristics, but basically, we still don’t have a synthetic urine that would contain a simple label of ingredients.

Final Conclusions on Using Synthetic Urine For Passing A Urine Drug Test

As we’ve seen, some people do actually use synthetic urine to pass a drug test.

How to find out which is the best synthetic urine was not an easy job. A majority of companies selling synthetic urine don’t include something as basic as ingredients list on the packaging. This could raise eyebrows if it were mere yogurt, but when your job is on the line, I would be that much more varied.

If you want to pick the best synthetic urine, the Sub-Solution does stand out from the crowd as the best (especially with the heating chemical to bring fake pee to room temperature). You just have to choose between a questionable synthetic urine for $30 + shipping or the best synthetic urine kit for $75 (shipping is free).

The choice is yours. I hope this comparison of synthetic urine kit on the market in 2018 was helpful to you or to someone close to you.

How To Pass A Drug Test In 2 Days (2018 Updated)

How To Pass A Drug Test In 2 Days (2018 Updated)

Sooner or later during the interview process or on the job, you will have to pass a urine drug test to prove you’re truly drug-free. Fortunately, 2 days is more than enough time to beat such a drug test. Despite weed legalization that is going on in some states like Colorado and California, testing THC-negative is still a must. Testing positive will get you fired, or worse. That’s why we’ll go into how to pass a urine drug test in 2 days (or less).

The thing to remember is that no matter how irrational are the laws governing the drug testing, you have to pass a drug test or face the consequences.

We’ll start by listing 3 options of how to pass a drug test in 2 days. Fortunately, 2 days is enough time to pass a drug test easily but it does take a certain amount of courage to use the #3 option of how to pass a test in 2 days. However, given that it is the most common way of passing a drug test, it has practically become a routine for everybody that needs to pass a drug test on a short notice.

3 Options Of Passing A Drug Test

 1. 'Use Synthetic Urine'2. 'Detox'3. 'Do Nothing'
Using 'fake pee' is the only sure way of passing a drug testCan speed up drug elimination a bitCrossing your fingers doesn't really work
Chances of passing:Extremely High (100%!)DecentExtremely Low
What should you get:
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State-Of-The-Art Synthetic Urine
1 day toxin rid for 2 days
3-in-1 Drug Testing Detox
Well, nothing, but you'll get your 'drug positive' letter.
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Guarantee to pass:YesNoNo
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Price:$$$$$$$$$$$$
Where to buy:Check PriceCheck PriceAlready got that.

3 Ways Of How To Pass A Urine Drug Test In 2 Days

Out of all drug testing techniques, urine test in the most regularly used – pretty much everybody has to pee in a cup. The urine in a cup is tested within 2 days for toxins such as marijuana (THC), meth, coke, heroin and other opioids; then you (or mostly your (future) employer) gets the urine drug test results. To avoid not only embarrassment in front of the employer but other serious consequences as well, here are the 2-day options:

How to pass a urine drug test in 2 days?

  1. Do nothing. If you haven’t smoked marijuana in at least 30 days, you should be fine.
  2. Detox (one-time or light smokers). If your last joint was more than 15 days ago and you don’t smoke much.
  3. Get synthetic urine (light-to-heavy smokers/users). Synthetic urine is ‘fake pee’ that you pour in the cup instead of your drug-positive urine. It is the most common way of passing a drug test in 2 days for majority of guys – from light smokers (1 joint/week) to heavy smokers – because it’s easy to use and guarantees you to pass no matter how much you smoked or how much THC is in your system at the time of the drug test.
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    Real urine (left) vs. Sub-Solution synthetic urine (right). Can you tell the difference? Drug testing labs sure can’t.

Let me break down the options of how to pass a urine drug test in 2 days in a bit of detail. If you’re facing a drug test (some people don’t even know when they are going to get tested because they get no prior notification from employer), you can choose one option but, honestly, more than 90% go for synthetic urine for a good reason – I’ll explain further on.

1. ‘Do Nothing’ To Pass A Drug Test In 2 Days Naturally

This option is usually reserved for guys who’ve been in Amsterdam last month and are petrified they’ll fail a drug test and get all the sanctions associated with passing a drug test on them.

Chill. Relax. You’re not going to end up in jail. THC, an active substance in marijuana, clears out of your system in 30 days time and you can’t get caught even if they do the best-tech GC/MS analysis on your urine.

All the toxins are out of your body in 30 days. Just keep away from weed till the drug test and you will be fine.

2. ‘Detox’ To Pass A Drug Test in 48 Hours

A detox is an appropriate option for guys that only need a little push (of drugs out of their system, that is). If you’re very close to the cut-off limit of the drug test, and you’ll be able to pass a drug test in let’s say 3-4 days anyway, you can detox with drinking water, physical activity, detox drinks, detox pills, etc.. This will probably enable you to pass a drug test in 2 days (again, it depends on how close to the cut-off limit you are).

Who is close to the cut-off limit? A rule of thumb is if you haven’t smoked weed for the past 15 days and you’re a light smoker anyway. That includes one-time smokers, guys who just smoked at one party that one time and Spring-Breakers or, generally, someone who smokes 1 joint or less per week.

Here is your checklist for 2-day detox plan:

  1. Drink at least 2 gallons of water per day.
  2. Do some cardio. Sports that make you sweat (lose water) such as running are the best.
  3. Get yourself a detox drink or pills. You pretty much need anything to get the weed out of your system for 2 days straight.

BONUS note: The best detox to pass a drug test in 2 days is a full Toxin Rid detox. Everybody familiar with detoxing for a drug test has heard of the Toxin Rid – it is not only a detox drink but a full combo of 15 pre-rid pills, detox liquid and additional dietary fibers. It’s usually shipped in less than 24 hours and if you have two days until the drug test, you should get 1-Day Toxin Rid. It will clean you up more than drinking water and cardio ever can.

3. ‘Synthetic Urine’ For Passing A Drug Test In 2 Days (‘Fake Pee’ That Works Every Time)

If you smoked or used drugs in the last 15 days, doing nothing or a 2-day detox will be of little help. This is a problem for most of us who smoke weed – a majority of people who need to pass a drug test in 2 days (or less) did smoke in the last 15 days. Makes sense – otherwise, we wouldn’t be panicking now, right?

Even if this is your first drug test, you’ve probably heard about synthetic urine or ‘fake pee’ (if it’s not the first time, you probably already know the drill). Synthetic urine is a lab-made urine that was first created to calibrate urinalysis tests strips. The whole point of it is that it tests as an average normal urine.

Of course with Reagon’s War on Drugs and consequent rigorous drug testing for pretty much any workplace (not only military but retail stores, Walmart and even McDonalds – I guess they don’t want stoners with munchies at McDonald’s, would be too tempted to eat McDonuts), synthetic urine turned out to be the perfect way to pass a drug test on short notice. Admittedly, some people also use it for ‘Golden showers’ cause it’s like a real thing.

How To Use Synthetic Urine To Pass A Drug Test?

It’s really easy to use – you hide the bottle with synthetic urine in your pants, bra, behind the belt, tape it against your leg, the possibilities are limitless. When you’re in the toilet and are suppose to pee in a cup they give you, you just take out the bottle with synthetic urine (you’re not being watched with the exception of the military test) and pour it in the cup. The urine didn’t come from your bladder but it’s clean and you will get your ‘drug-free’ test result in a couple of days.

Does synthetic urine work to pass a drug test in 2 days?

Yes, it definitely does, no matter how many days you have to the drug test. In 1 day, 2 days or in 1 week. The timing here doesn’t really matter as long as you have the synthetic urine on the day of testing with you.

Synthetic urine is usually bought online and shipped with lightning speed – if you order it today, it can be on your doorstep tomorrow and you’ll be ready for a drug test scheduled 2 or more days from now.

Which Is The Best Synthetic Urine To Use?

There is just one thing you have to be careful about when using a synthetic urine to pass a drug test in two days (or any amount of days). Temperature.

Synthetic urine tests just like real urine on a drug test but the technician or a nurse that performs the drug test might get suspicious if the urine he or she gets is cold or mildly warm. Real urine comes from your bladder and it thus has body temperature – any other temperature would be out of the ordinary.

Now, most of the synthetic urine companies out there would advise you to heat it up with microwave or something, but practically that doesn’t really work well because you can’t get the temperature just right. The risk of overheating or underheating is quite substantial.

Luckily, one synthetic urine company thought of that and devised a simple method of how to heat the urine up (even patented the formula!). It’s called the ‘Sub-Solution’ synthetic urine and it comes with a small vial which automatically heats the urine up to 98-102 F (exactly body temperature). You just pour the contents of the vial in the synthetic urine and it heats up in 10 seconds or so – you even get a temperature indicator so that you’re sure that is within 98-102 F.

This self-heating mechanism is also why the Sub-Solution is ranked as the best synthetic urine in 2018 comparison of top 7 brands.

The Sub-Solution also comes premixed (it’s ready-to-go). The great thing if you’re wondering how to pass a drug test in 2 days is that you can order it now (on Day 0), get it shipped on Day 1 and use it to pass a drug test on Day 2. Here is the link to the Sub-Solution store.

Just be sure to order it before 4:30 PM to get the same day shipping if you have a drug test in less than 2 days.

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Sub-Solution updated 2017 formula. Rated #1 synthetic urine of 2018 and the best way of how to pass a urine drug test in 2 days. Buy it here.
Bottom line: Don’t Risk Not Passing A Drug Test (Especially If There’s An Easy Way Of Passing It For Sure)

Sometimes I still wonder why some guys are so optimistic they ‘drank so and so much water’ and that will (somehow) make them pass a drug test. I said ‘I told you so’ too many times when they come back with ‘THC-positive’ and no job, and frankly I’m a little pissed to see someone’s life go down the toilet just because they failed a drug test.

What is the point of legalizing weed if you can’t make a decent living when found THC-positive? I would assume if the drug testing laws are so irrational then using something like synthetic urine to pass a drug test is the only rational thing. But that’s just me.

I hope you’ll be able to choose an option of how to pass a urine drug test in 2 days without a problem and beat the test without any difficulty (at least now you know how). And who knows, maybe the next time around the drug testing laws will change sufficiently to make sense in a modern weed-legal world.

How Long Does Weed Stay In Your System? 10-30 Days, Really?

How Long Does Weed Stay In Your System? 10-30 Days, Really?

When you get a new job or get a medical examination notice and you know that you’ve recently smoked weed (maybe even last night), you might think that you’re screwed. Not necessarily; there are ways how to get the weed out of your system and pass a drug test. Let us first address the question of how long does it take to pass a drug test:

4 weeks. 10 days. “Two weeks tops, man!” “Bro, we smoke so much you ain’t gonna pass a drug test in a month, yo.”

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How long does weed REALLY stay in your system?

Basically, almost everybody has an opinion about how long does weed stay in your system. Who is right? How many days does it take to clean your system of THC enough to pass a drug test? Well, it depends (and we’ll talk on what). How fast is THC eliminated has a complicated answer but for the sake of a rough estimate, here is the best one:

Anywhere between 10 and 30 days.

This is a ballpark figure, a typical time window of how long does marijuana stay in your system. What really matters is if you’re closer to 10 days or 30 days, right? Here is what I’m going to write about:

  1. What influences how long does THC stay in your system? How much you smoke, how fat you are, what kind of test you have to pass etc.
  2. How to increase your chances of passing a drug test – what is more, how to 100% guarantee you’ll pass even if you smoke a joint before you go to the medical examination (I’m not even kidding, a friend did that just to “prove a point” – or more likely just to “smoke a joint”).

Ok, let’s start figuring out how long does it take to pass a drug test:

Top 3 Factor That Influence How Long Does Weed Stay In Your System

When it comes to THC elimination, there are quite a few factors that determine if you’ll be able to pass a drug test in 10 days or in 30 days. Some of the minor ones are sex and age – both influence THC metabolism into THC-COOH and elimination of THC-COOH via kidneys. However, we will focus on the top 3 most important ones – and something tells me that you kind of suspect what are the factors that influence how much time it will take for your system to clean the THC out:

1. How Much You Smoke? (One-Times Users, Recreation Users, Chronic Users)

Marijuana elimination is not rocket science. Rule No. 1 is that more you smoke the longer with THC stay in your body. The question is how much longer will a chronic user need to get weed out of his or her body vs. a one-time smoker who went to Amsterdam that one time?

Here at StonersRetreat we believe in science and, fortunately, there is a study published in Journal of Analytical Toxicology from 1989. Basically, they tested 13 chronic users and confirmed that they were THC-positive even 25 days after the last joint. So, it’s safe to say that chronic users need quite a long time to get weed out of their system.

This is largely confirmed by Mayo Clinic study (Mayo is one of the most credible sources) which published these findings on how long does weed stay in your body:

how long does weed stay in your system
Source: Mayo Clinic/Mayo Medical Laboratories at http://www.mayomedicallaboratories.com/test-info/drug-book/marijuana.html

After a single use, for example, the weed stays in your system for 3 days on average. However, in the small print we see that these THC detection rates can be influenced by other parameters as well – so it really can be anywhere from 1 day to 1 week, right?

“…there is no way of predicting or knowing how long someone would test positive with any kind of certainty.” Ryan Vandrey, Associate Professor, Johns Hopkins University

The best we can do is work with the knowledge we have from the published research.

2. How Fat Are You?

Yeah, having fat is not good even when it comes to cleaning THC out of your system. THC is a fat-soluble molecule and it basically dissolves in our fat reserves. If you have a tummy or a big bun, that’s where the weed is stored. The time of how quickly we can pass a drug test for weed will be prolonged if you have more fat.

When we smoke weed, the active molecule THC goes into the bloodstream and from there in the fat tissue. Whatever THC is left in the blood will go out of our body via kidneys (translation – THC will be in your urine). The problem is that a week or even a month after we’ve smoked, the THC in the fat is being slowly released into the bloodstream and from there it goes to the urine. The length of stay of weed in your system is thus heavily expanded to more than 10 days.

Here the rule No. 2: The more fat you have, the more THC can be stored in your body and the longer it will take to get the weed out of your system.

Especially problematic is if you eat munchies after having a joint. I know, who doesn’t like munchies, but if you stuffing yourself on Doritos or Taco Bell, your body will start building fat tissue while THC is in your blood. This will literally build the weed in your fat and will prolong how long the weed will stay in your system.

fat influences how long does marijuana stay in your body
You know who you are.

Of course, if you want to speed up THC elimination in the long run, you should lose weight. Here are 7 tips on how to lose weight to get you started.

3. What Kind Of Drug Test Are You Facing? (cut-off rates are essential)

Most of the companies doing the drug testing use urine drug tests (in fact more than 90% of tests are pee-in-a-cup ones). Different characteristics of your urine sample, including THC content, are determined with test strips.

Now, for weed, tests strips can detect anywhere from 100 ng/ml of THC to 20 ng/ml. These are the cut-off rates and we came to the third rule:

Rule No. 3: The higher the cut-off rates of a drug test, the more likely you are to pass that test. 

According to Paul Carry, director of the Toxicology and Drug Monitoring Laboratory at University of Missouri: “(for 50 ng/ml cut-off) it would be unlikely for a chronic user to produce a positive urine drug test result for longer than 10 days after the last smoking episode.” However, if the cut-off rate is 20 ng/ml, even frequent users would test THC positive after 21 days.

It is a held opinion that most companies use 50 ng/ml cut-off rates test. However, what the actual cut-off rates are is a highly valued secret. According to Quest Diagnostics, who do more than 9.5 million urine drug tests, the rate of people testing positive is rising every year. Does that mean that they are lowering the cut-off rate?

How To Know When Weed Is Out Of Your System?

The bottom line is that you never know for sure how long does it take to pass a drug test. The only thing we can be certain about is that failing to pass a drug test will result in a world of pain.

marijuana detection times
Like Walter Sobchak said.

To avoid getting in a world of pain here are few ways how to reduce the time that weed stays in your system (or in fact, pass a urine drug test while being high at the same time – yeah, ‘there are ways, Dude, you don’t even want to know’ (Walter Sobchak).

How To Get Weed Out Out Of Your System Faster

We can influence how long does weed stay in your system by detoxing. This basically means that you speed up your metabolism to flush the drugs out faster than it normally would. As a part of that, there are two distinct approaches – doing a natural detox with home remedies (starts with drinking a lot of water) which are effective to a point, but the second approach of using products specially designed to reduce how long does weed stay in your system is much more effective.

And we’ll get to the how to pass a urine drug test while high – newsflash, it’s a synthetic urine method.

Weed Detox With Natural Remedies

This is the drill you probably already know about. I’ll go ahead and give you some natural detox pointers and then we’ll see if Walter Sobchak is impressed by natural remedies.

How to get marijuana out of your system naturally?

  1. Drink a lot of water. That your #1 rule there – the logic is that more you drink, more you pee and more drugs are naturally eliminated out of your system.
  2. Do physical activity, especially cardio. It will make you sweat and the weed should naturally clean out of your system via sweat. And you’ll probably smell of weed-sweat.
  3. Go to the sauna. Same rational here – sauna will make you sweat that sweet weed-sweat.
  4. Caffeine and other things that make you pee. Coffee or Coca-Cola, as well as B vitamins (like niacin), will make you pee and in theory that should reduce how long does weed stay in your system.
  5. Vinegar? I’ve read somewhere that drinking vinegar should speed up weed elimination. I don’t really get why.
  6. Pectin? Again, it should have to do something about weed sticking to the stomach lining and pectin flushing it out…I don’t know, these home remedies for weed are, well, not scientifically proven and here at StonersRetreat we’re all about scientifically proven ways of passing a drug test.

So is Walter impressed by the home remedies for passing a drug test for weed?

natural detox for weed
Walter is not impressed.

Here’s why: If you would be THC positive for 30 days without doing anything, natural detox for weed will bring the number of days down to maybe 25? Basically, if drinking sh*tloads of water and running would do the trick, so many people (more than half a million years in the US alone) would not fail a drug test.

Weed Detox With Detox Drinks, Detox Pills And Other Weed Detox Products

How long does weed stay in your system can be influenced with specially designed drinks and pills – the so-called weed detox drink and pills.

There is quite a variety of marijuana drinks and the bottom line is that they do work to some degree. Basically, you have better chances of passing a drug test by gulping down a detox drink like QCarbo16. However, they don’t do wonders – for example, if you should wait for 30 days to get the weed out of your system, with a good detox drink you’ll probably need something like 20 days.

If you really want to do a thorough THC detox and reduce the number of days it takes for weed to leave your system, you should go for a combo (detox drinks, pills, fibers combined). The most common (and effective) weed detox combo is the Toxin Rid line. You should check out our Toxin Rid reviews here to see what we think of it (it’s actually a pretty good bet you’ll drastically reduce how long does marijuana stay in your system – even to about 1 week).

How To Actually Pass A Urine Drug Test While High? Meet Synthetic Urine

Ok, I’m not saying you should be high when going to the drug test lab. Synthetic urine is the most convenient way of how to pass a urine drug test quickly – in 5 days, in 3 days, in 24 hours, you can even buy it 2 hours before the drug test and you’re guaranteed to pass.

The weed stays in your system for a long time. However, synthetic urine bypasses that altogether. Synthetic urine was originally designed to calibrate urine tests and that’s why it is, by default, mind you, exactly like a real urine. The urine drug tests can’t differentiate between a normal clean urine and synthetic urine.

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Basically, when using synthetic urine, you don’t pee in the cup (because you’re most likely THC positive). Instead, you take the fake pee or synthetic urine with you, pour that in the cup, present it to the lab personnel and pass a urine drug test with flying colors!

Why Is Synthetic Urine #1 Choice To Pass A Drug Test?

Here is the summary of how quickly can you pass a urine drug test with (if it would take 30 days the normal way):

  • With natural detox25 days.
  • Using detox drinks, pills7 days (with the best Toxin Rid products).
  • With synthetic urine1 day!

So if you have a drug test in a matter of days and you now know how long does weed stay in your system, you basically have one option:

Synthetic urine.

What Is Weed Takes Too Long To Clean Out Of Your System?

You know what happens.

This graph below illustrates that more than half of people who are caught on drug tests have THC in their system:

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More than half of people caught on drug tests are THC positive.

And yes, almost all of the drug-positive people get fired.

In short, if you have THC in your system, you should really do something to get it out quickly or go for synthetic urine to pass a urine drug test.

Hope this helped.

How To Pass A Drug Test FAST? Quick advices

How To Pass A Drug Test FAST? Quick advices

More than 10 million Americans yearly are tested for illicit substances such as marijuana, opiates, cocaine, amphetamines; and a lot (even up to 5%) of them don’t pass it. These drugs are cleaned out of your system in less than a week (except weed – takes about a month) but if you have a drug test this week, you really need to know how to pass a drug test fast.

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If this guy f**ked? Not really. There are ways to pass a drug test REALLY fast, man.

People regularly pass a drug test fast even if they are let’s say ‘THC positive’. How?

If you need to know how to pass a piss drug test fast, here is an elegant solution that will make you pass a urine drug test in no time synthetic urine. When you have little time and have to figure out how to pass a drug test fast (up to about 1h prior of taking the test), your best (and surest) bet is using synthetic urine.

If you’re in a hurry, you can check where to get the ‘fake pee’ near you – bigger head shops are selling it – with weedmaps app (albeit more than 90% people buy it online cause of 1-day shipping) and the obvious you-dont-have-to-go-to-the-head-shop-for-fake-urine stuff:

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Locate nearest head shop and get the synthetic urine if you’re in a real hurry. If you have more than 1 day, read on – the best ‘how to pass a drug test fast’ synthetic urine is sold exclusively online for the past 13 years.

How To Pass A Piss Test Fast?

More than 90% of drug tests are urine drug tests. All the regular pre-employment and employment tests are the fast urine drug tests. Basically, you pee in a cup in the bathroom stall and give it to the lab, you probably know the drill.

The basics of how quicken drug elimination are covered in the THC detox article but in all fairness drinking water, cranberry juice, niacin pills and so forth can help you how to clean your system only a bit faster. When you have a drug test (especially a test for marijuana or weed) in the coming days, fast detoxing is just not fast enough.

Fortunately, there is a way how to pass a piss drug test with synthetic urine. Mind you, the method with synthetic urine doesn’t work for saliva drug test, hair drug test or blood test – it is just a way how to pass a urine drug test fast. The whole point of it is that is can be used by almost all the stoners out there and is fast!

How To Pass A Urine Drug Test Fast With Synthetic Urine

Synthetic urine or ‘fake pee’ is a laboratory-made urine that resembles real human urine to the point that the labs such as Quest Diagnostics can’t differentiate between the real urine and synthetic one. In fact, the ‘fake pee’ was originally created to calibrate urine drug tests – scoring 100% as the real pee by default. That’s why its most commonly used by people who have to pass a urine drug test fast.

How to pass a drug test fast? Here’s how it goes with synthetic urine:

  1. Get synthetic pee. Most of the people buy it online – here is the 2018 No. 1 synthetic urine Sub-Solution.
  2. Take it with you to the lab (or medical examination). The best fake pees come pre-mixed.
  3. Hide the fake urine in your pocket or behind the belt when going to the bathroom to provide a urine sample.
  4. Don’t pee in a cup (you’re positive, remember?). Rather pour the ready-made synthetic urine in the cup.
  5. Present the cup to the lab guys (usually a nurse or technician).
  6. Congratulations! You’ll get a ‘you’ve tested negative for all drugs’ notification from Quest Diagnostics or any other lab doing the drug tests in about 10 days – and your employer will get the same copy.

This is the surest way how to pass a drug test fast.

Which Synthetic Urine To Choose For Fast Results?

Honestly, any of them should have a good chance of passing a drug test fast. However, if you really want a guarantee, you should buy the best one on the market. Here is the 2018 comparison:

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The Sub (see above) is markedly better than all else because of the best ingredients and the self-heating mechanism (it’s the only of it’s kind to heat itself to body temperature – important when you want to pass fake pee as the real pee). Personally, I always use the Sub and it has worked every time.

At first, I was a bit reluctant because the price (it does cost $75) but this is really a thing you don’t want to be sorry about not buying the best one. I mean, it saved my 50k+ job multiple times and I have to say it’s worth the money.

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Self-warming synthetic urine Sub-Solution with heat activator.

If you’re serious about passing a drug test quickly and with ease, you can buy the Sub-Solution here. Do check the reviews from other guys who used it and make your own review to help other people wondering how to pass a drug test fast.

How To Get Weed Out Of Your System Fast (3 Options)

How To Get Weed Out Of Your System Fast (3 Options)

Most of us start wondering how to get weed out of your system fast when a THC drug test is just behind the corner. Such tests are usually for employment – and we’re all well aware that we will lose our job if we get caught.

Now, employers usually give us a notice when the weed drug test will take place. That might be a month in advance, a week (most common) or even ‘hey, you have a drug test tomorrow, report to this and this doctor’.

3 Ways of How To Get Weed Out Of Your System

There are basically 3 ways of how to get weed out of your system:

  1. Wait it out (app. 1 month). The body flushes the weed out by itself but it can take ages (and you don’t have the luxury to wait that long because your job is on a line).
  2. Do a THC detox (app. 5-7 days). You put your metabolism (that eliminates weed) into hyperdrive with detox products (drinks, tablets, dietary fibers).
  3. Use fake urine (1 day). This is solemnly to pass a urine drug test – an option when you’re truly desperate. Get some clean urine from a friend or buy a synthetic urine. The point is not to lose your job.

Why would you wonder how to get weed out of your system fast? Because more than half (59%) who are caught on urine drug tests are THC-positive (and get fired in 80% of cases).

How To Get Weed Out Of Your System
More than half of people caught on drug tests are THC positive.

This needn’t happen, especially as there are ways to get weed of your system and it’s not all that hard.

Here’s the quick summary of how to get weed out of your system, we’ll go into a bit more details later on.

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Best marijuana detox (with pre-rid pills, detox liquid and dietary fibers).
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Of course, #1 rule is to stop smoking immediately (unless you use fake urine).

Timing Is Everything When You Want To Get Marijuana Out Of Your System

The only question when you’re wondering how to get marijuana out of your system is WHEN you have a drug test:

Drug test next month? 

No problem, just wait it out. As you see in the graph below, after 30 days, there is less than 5% probability that you will be caught on a drug test (if you want to guarantee to pass, just do a 5-day detox – will explain later on).

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More than 50% of people are still THC positive within 10 days after last joint.

Do you have a drug test next week and you’re wondering how to get weed out of your system fast?

In the first 10 days after the last joint, the chances of getting caught are about 50:50. You can take your chances, or you can do a 5-day detox (for heavy users) or 3-day detox (moderate users) and pass a THC urine drug test without a problem. You can get the 5-day detox here (with overnight shipping).

How to get weed out of your system in 24 hours?

Well, if you only have a day or two before the weed test, you can’t get the weed out of your system. Not even the near-toxic diarrhea-sh*tstorm detoxes work that fast. However, you can still pass a urine drug test by getting fake pee. From your friend or getting a synthetic urine. You can read more about weed detox here.

Oh, rule #1 is to stop smoking weed (fairly obvious, right?). Well, you don’t even have to do stop if you get a clear urine or synthetic urine anyway.

#1 Option – Wait It Out (THC elimination study)

The science about how to get weed out of your system is pretty much known via THC elimination studies. You can go into a bit of scientific reading in an article published in the Journal of Analytical Toxicology here. They basically studied 60 weed smokers who smoked 10 joints per week in the last 10 years.

thc elimination study
Source: Journal of Analytical Toxicology, 2009, at https://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pmc/articles/PMC2587336/

As you see, if you give a body 1 month, it pretty much knows how to eliminate THC out of your system.

However, the reality is that very few employers will give a 1-month notice for a drug test. Usually, you get a 1-week notice. Nonetheless, if you have a great boss that will give you heads up 1-month in advance, here is your step-by-step plan:

  1. Stop smoking weed for the next 30 days.
  2. The body will eliminate the weed out of your system by itself.

#2 Option – Weed Detox (most common)

More than 80% of employees will give you about a week notice for a urine drug test. This is not enough time for the body itself to eliminate all the THC but you can help your body with a detox.

It basically comes down to stop smoking weed and picking the best weed detox drink/tablets out there.

Stop smoking weed for a week can be difficult but not impossible, even for a heavy user. Picking out the detox drinks is another thing: you can buy anything from a niacin-bomb drink that might be harmful to ‘detox drinks’ that more resemble smoothies than detox drinks.

There are lots of advice about which THC detox works best over the internet, and I’ve summoned all the BS that is posted (and actual advice on how to get weed out of your system fast) in an article about THC detox.

Basically, yes, you have detox drinks and niacin-detox pills and dietary fibers to choose from; but me – I don’t like to take chances and the best way to get weed out of my system in a week is the Toxin Rid formula. Why?

Because it combines all 3:

  • Detox drinks
  • Detox pills AND…
  • … Dietary fibers

It pretty much the only thing that I found (myself and asking people on the street) that works consistently.

It is also no wonder that this 3-in-1 formula is the most commonly used for weed detox. Here is your plan:

Are you a moderate user (2-6 joints per week)?  3-day detox should be enough. You can get the 3-Day Toxin Rid here.

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A heavy user? You should look into 5- or 7-days detox (depending on how heavy user you are). Here’s the link to 5-Day Toxin Rid.

For a one-time user? I would presume that 1 joint will not register you as ‘THC positive’ on a drug test if you drink a lot of water and do some moderate sports for 1 week and are consistent with your healthy diet. Some detox drink such as QCarbo16 can’t hurt.

#3 Option – Fake Urine (yes, you don’t stop smoking)

How to get weed out of your system in 24 hours? Unfortunately, nothing will do that. When you have to take a drug test in a day or so, you really can’t detox.

You can risk it, of course. Chances are that you won’t get caught if you smoked 1 joint. However, if you’re a regular user, you do know what kind of mess will come from being tested positive for weed.

The solution here is fake urine. The best thing is to call a friend who you can trust and know for sure that has clear urine. Let him or her just give you his piss and you can take it with you on a drug test – just remember to preheat it to body temperature before you go to your drug test appointment.

However, if all your trusted friends are stoners like mine, you can still get a synthetic urine. Synthetic urine is what they use for calibrating urine drug tests – a laboratory-made solution that resembles urine (but doesn’t contain any drugs, of course). I always go for actually the real urine – you get it powdered and just add water.

You can find the best performing Sub-Solution synthetic urine here (best quality but pricey) and here is the real powdered urine (which is in other words ‘clean urine’).

Just Let The Weed Out Of Your System On Your Own Terms

I hope we’ve learned that our body is a fairly good system and knows exactly how to get weed out of your system. Unfortunately, it works too slow. A month or so.

That’s why we have THC detoxes (1 week) and synthetic urine (1 day) to help us out when we need to pass a drug test.

Both might be a bit costly, and using synthetic urine feels like being a con artist a bit, but let me assure you – it’s still better than testing positive and losing a job or not getting a job you interviewed for.

Also, if you have experience with how to get weed out of your system fast or in a week, you can comment below to help other people looking to clean weed out of their systems as well.

How To Pass A Urine Drug Test Naturally (Or Not)

How To Pass A Urine Drug Test Naturally (Or Not)

One of the most depressing things about an upcoming job interview is stressing whether or not you will pass the urine test. Will you be judged by what you pee into that container?

Most of the times, you don’t have enough time to clear all the drugs metabolites from your body. Fortunately, there are natural ways of minimizing the chances of drug detection in your urine. Before we discuss how to pass a urine drug test naturally, here is what you need to know about passing a urinalysis test.

How Does Urinalysis Test Even Work?

Urinalysis is the most common and overwhelming drug test conducted in the US. It involves screening urine samples in the lab conditions for proof of prior drug test usage. Specifically, they are screened for byproducts known as metabolites, produced as the body breaks down the active chemicals in the drugs ingested.

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12-panel test detects anything from THC, meth to opiates.

These tests are not meant to look for THC; instead, their main focus is on primary metabolite known as THC-COOH, with a cutoff value of 50ng/ml. This means that as long your THC-COOH is less than 49 nanograms or less in each milliliter of your urine, then you will test negative of any drug. It is as simple as that.

If you wonder how to pass a urine drug test naturally, have one thing in mind: Will natural methods bring that number down under 50ng/ml? That the all-or-nothing like.

Upon receiving your urine samples in the lab, technicians will first split it in half. The first half will go through an immunoassay analyzer, which detects the presence of any macromolecules based on the amount of antibodies produced. If this comes out positive, they proceed to the second sample which is examined through a gas chromatography-mass spectrometry device that confirms the results and identifies the specific metabolite linked to a certain drug.

Unfortunately, for cannabis users, THC-COOH metabolizes very slowly because of being fat soluble. Therefore, unlike cocaine, alcohol, opiates, methamphetamines, and several other drug varieties that are broken down and excreted by the body in 6-72 hours, THC-COOH will remain in the body for 5-90 days. In fact, the more you take, the longer it takes for your body to break down all of it. This brings us to the first obvious method of passing a urinalysis test.

How to Pass a Urine Drug Test Naturally

The most effective plan for passing a drug test is to use the timeliness of various drugs to pass the next urine test.

thc detection times
More than 50% of people are still THC positive within 10 days after the last joint.

However, this is easier said than done since most drug tests are randomly conducted. You probably cannot predict when you will be required to turn in a sample. However, if you know of when you will have to do a urine test, be sure to plan ahead by knowing how long the drug you are using will stay in your system.

Top 5 Natural Ways of Passing a Urine Drug Test

Although no one can guarantee 100% success, not even the most popular detox solutions like Toxin Rid, there are natural methods that can help increase your chances of getting negative results in a drug test.

However, this largely depends on your daily drug usage, your health, and your weight among other factors. Let’s look at some of the natural ways that have been used successfully to reduce the chances of drug detection in urine test:

#1 Diluting with Water

Using water to flush out drug residues from your body is the easiest and cheapest way to pass a urine drug test. Water is an excellent way to start the detoxification process as its starts diluting the drug residues in your urine. The more water you drink, the more the drug residues are relieved from your body. To cleanse your body, you need to drink about sixty-four ounces of water a day a few days before your drug test is due.

You need to be cautious though since too much water will dilute your urine too much which may result in another drug test.

#2 Have A Coffee!

Drinking coffee days before your drug test will also do the trick. This is because drinking coffee makes you hydrate a lot more and the more water you consume, the more toxins leave your body along with it.

How much coffee should you drink? Well, not too much, of course, but the exact amount is never stated. So is this an urban myth about how to pass a urine drug test naturally? Probably.

Using caffeine to flush out drug residues from your body is not a permanent solution though as the method will only eliminate the THC in your blood and not the one that is accumulated in fat cells and tissues.

#3 Rigorous Exercises

The most natural way to detoxify your body is through rigorous workouts. Working out increases the metabolism levels in your body, this, in turn, leads to the breaking down of fat cells releasing all the THC. The THC gets out of the body in the form of sweat hence flushing out the drug residue.

Exercising gets out more toxins from your body than flushing them in the form of urine by drinking lots of water.

#4 Using Weight Loss Pills

Weight loss pills such as Vitamin B3 tablets (also known as Niacin), which are readily available over the counter in drug stores can also be used for detoxification. These pills expand your blood vessels allowing the bloodstream to become more soluble hence completing the detoxification process more quickly. To get a negative urine drug test, this drugs should be taken a few days before the drug test takes place.

It is important to note that taking the pills may come with side effects such as damages to the liver, fainting, and vomiting. One should be ready to encounter any or all of the side effects before they decide to use the weight loss pills to flush out drug residue.

#5 Cranberry Juice

Another common technique used by people who want to pass a drug test is by use of cranberry juice. Cranberry juice can very quickly and easily flush out toxic waste and excess sodium from your body.

Though cranberry juice will get the job done, it might work better when combined with another drug removal method. Combining cranberry juice method with another will ensure without a doubt that you get a negative in your urine drug test.

Wrap Up

Cheating a urine test is hard, and the only sure bet is to understand how long the drug metabolites will be in your system. Also, if you have to take drugs, do so in moderation. The above natural methods will significantly reduce the chances of drugs detection in your urine.

 

 

 

 

 

 

QCarbo32 Herbal Clean Reviews – Sure It’s Gonna Be Enough In 2018?

QCarbo32 Herbal Clean Reviews – Sure It’s Gonna Be Enough In 2018?

When it comes to detox drinks to pass a drug test, QCarbo32 is one of the most well-known detox drinks. But does it really help everybody to pass a drug test?

Sure, there are some that passed the test using QCarbo32 and we’ll even give you some positive QCarbo32 reviews. However, there are good and bad reviews of this detox drink. Why?

Because it seems like that QCarbo32 only helps people that would pass a drug test if they would be drinking water for an additional 1 or 2 days. Here is the summary of almost 500 reviews of QCarbo32 from Amazon:

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Why mixed reviews?

In short, Herbal Clean QCarbo 32 is at best a mild solution.

This is not a thorough detox like Toxin Rid (further on is a comparison between QCarbo and Toxin Rid). It is basically just a drink that makes you pee more. And that is pretty much it.

Why It Is A Good Idea To Pass A Drug Test

If you’ve just successfully completed your job interviews and know you’re going to get the job, you also know one more thing:

You will get tested for drugs.

When you get called for a drug test, everybody (well, at least us stoners) get scrambling about how to pass a drug test.

It’s easy to understand: if we don’t pass the test, all the interviewing was for nothing. Not to mention the awkwardness of failing a drug test.

Here is where QCarbo32 should come in. Should be easy-peasy, just drink the 32oz drink and you’ll have a clean pee.

Right?

QCarbo32 has helped a lot of light smokers to pass a drug test. However, if you’re a heavier smoker, QCarbo32 probably won’t be enough. Nonetheless, let’s look at a few Herbal Clean QCarbo32 reviews:

QCarbo32 Reviews – The Good And The Bad

Let’s start with good reviews to see if QCarbo32 works for a drug test. Here is from a guy who calls himself, get this, a ‘weekly toxin absorber‘. He seems pretty impressed by how QCarbo32 works:

qcarbo32 herbal positive reviews

Alright, let’s have another review:

qcarbo32 positive review

So this pretty much sums up the positive experiences – QCarbo32 works by making you pee a lot more.

The more you pee, the more toxins go out, pretty basic math.

However, will it be enough for you?

Here is a negative review of QCarbo32 – the guy did read the positive reviews, though he will pass a drug test, but didn’t:

qcarbo32 does it work

You have to be careful when choosing QCarbo32: the reason why there are so many very positive and very negative reviews is that it works for some, but not for all.

Here is a detox that works for all.

QCarbo32 vs. 5-Day Toxin Rid – How Does QCarbo32 Compare To The Best Detox In The Market?

Here is my opinion on it:

  • QCarbo32 will work for some.
  • 5-Day Toxin Rid will work for all.

How do I know?

For one, I tried the Toxin Rid and never failed a test. And secondly, there are mixed reviews for QCarbo32 but not for Toxin Rid.

Here is a quick comparison:

QCarbo32 vs. 5-Day Toxin Rid

 QCarbo325-Day Toxin Rid
What You Get?32oz Detox Drink1. Detox Liquid
2. 75 Pre-Rid Pills
3. Dietary Fibres
For:Mild toxin exposureHeavy toxin exposure
Avg. Customer rating:
494 reviews

23 reviews
How it looks like?qcarbo32 drinkBest marijuana detox (with pre-rid pills, detox liquid and dietary fibers).
Price:$21.49$109.95
Availability:Amazon (In Stock)TestClear (In Stock)
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Which One To Choose?

The major difference between QCarbo32 and Toxin Rid is that Toxin Rid has those 75 pre-rid pills.

You can believe that if you pop 75 detox pills, it does have a substantial effect.

But do you need a substantial effect on toxin elimination if you’re a mild smoker (a joint a week)? Not really.

If you’re a heavy smoker, however, can you risk getting caught on a drug test? Not really.

So here is the 101 on how to pass a drug test:

For mild users: QCarbo32

For heavy users: Toxin Rid