QCarbo16 To Pass Drug Test In 2018? Best’n’Worst Reviews – StonersRetreat

QCarbo16 To Pass Drug Test In 2018? Best’n’Worst Reviews – StonersRetreat

When you’re looking for the best detox drinks to pass a drug test, QCarbo16 comes up sooner or later as one of the more popular herbal clean detox drinks for weed.

But how good it actually is? Does QCarbo16 really work for a drug test?

The QCarbo16 instructions are surprisingly simple: just drink the bottle of QCarbo16 before a drug test (it should work for 2 days) and you’ll pass the drug test.

With being so popular, this detox cleansing drink should work for everybody, right? Well…

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QCarbo16 is a herbal detox drink; it can help if you’re close to the cut-off rate.

With such easy instructions, I don’t think anybody should have a problem with how to use QCarbo16 (or it’s big brother QCarbo32). But is Herbal Clean QCarbo16 really effective when it comes to passing a drug test?

Yes and no.

If you have one look at herbal clean QCarbo16 reviews on Amazon, you can see two things:

positive and negative qcarbo16 reviews with more than 220 reviews
QCarbo16 has, at best, mixed reviews. Why is that?
  • About half the people (54%) just love taking QCarbo16 before a drug test and pass the test.
  • Roughly the other half (32%) obviously took the detox drink before a drug test and didn’t pass.

So which one is it? Does herbal clean QCarbo 16 work for a drug test or not?

Surely if everybody would pass a drug test with QCarbo16 there would be 100% of 5-star reviews.

And if nobody would pass? I would expect 100% of 1-star reviews.

The truth is somewhere in between – it does help a bit but it cannot guarantee you to pass a drug test. In a sense, it’s not a complete THC detox method.

We’ll go through the best and the worst QCarbo16 reviews but one thing is clear – QCarbo16 does not guarantee you to pass a drug test.

As it’s pointed out many times, there are only two things that will guarantee you to pass a drug test (and have been tested over and over again):

  1. All-In-One Detox: This consists not only of detox drink like QCarbo16 but is a complete detox program with the trio of detox pills, drinks, and dietary fibers. Toxin Rid line is the most reliable such detox – you can read more about it at our Toxin Rid detox review.
  2. Synthetic Urine: Basically lab-made urine that performs exactly like clean urine in a drug test. It’s usually the most common way for us stoners to pass a drug test. The only problem is how to heat it up to the body temperature but some next-gen synthetic urines like Sub-Solution comes with a vial that heats it up in no time.

I’ve made a summary of best QCarbo16 reviews and worst QCarbo16 reviews to figure out if this detox drink really makes you pass a drug test.

My first opinion: QCarbo16 doesn’t work! I’ll go into this at the end but will let you guys make your opinion about it first.

My findings: For some people QCarbo16 actually does work!

I’m quite impressed by these findings to tell you the truth. I was rather skeptical at herbal clean QCarbo16 at first (because come on, herbal drink? But then again weed is a herb and we all know it has an effect on us) but it turns out that your chances of passing a drug test are better if you drink QCarbo 16 before a drug test.

Needless to say, everything said about QCarbo16 is relevant for its big brothers QCarbo20 and QCarbo32 as well. The only difference is the dosage – 16 oz., 20 oz. or 32 oz. – the ingredients are the same.

The good thing when buying a QCarbo32 is that it might be twice the size of QCarbo16, but it’s not twice the cost – I think it’s like 10 dollars difference.

Herbal Clean QCarbo16 – Does It Work?

Here is my disclaimer: Unlike synthetic urine or Toxin Rid line (I use and trust, and it does have very good reviews), I haven’t used QCarbo16 personally. However, given this is believed to be a top choice for passing a drug test, I’ve gathered some interesting QCarbo16 reviews from all over the net.

Why?

Simple because we all want to get a clear picture if QCarbo16 does work for passing a drug test; or even better, in what cases does herbal clean QCarbo 16 work for a drug test (obviously it doesn’t work for everybody).

What Is QCarbo16 drink anyway?

In short, it is a detox drink. There are, however, two kinds of detox drinks:

  1. Cleansing detox drinks. Something like cranberry juice; they work by increasing toxin excretion by urination over a longer period of time (days, if not weeks).
  2. Masking detox drinks. These flush out THC out of your system and create a period of time wherein you’re less likely to fail a drug test. These are same-day detox drinks.

Obviously, Herbal Clean QCarbo16 is a masking same-day detox drink. Looking at the instructions, here is how you use this detox drink:

  1. Drink the entire 16 oz bottle within 5 hours of a drug test.
  2. Fill the bottle again with water, and drink all of it again.
  3. For an hour or so, there will be a rapid increase in urination. Translation: you’ll pee like your life is at stake (and it might even be).
  4. After the first hour, you should take a drug test within the next 4 hours. This is the time period in which your urine should contain significantly fewer toxins.

The step-by-step instructions give us a clear insight into what the Herbal Clean detox drink is supposed to do.

It effectively decreases the toxins such as THC from your urine and blood by almost forcefully peeing it out.

Of course, the THC stored in fat cells will try to redistribute itself from fat tissue into the bloodstream again. And after a while, those toxins will be detectable in the urine again.

And that’s exactly the point! During that time period, the urine should contain considerably fewer toxins.

How long does QCarbo16 last?

For about 4 hours. Take a drug test before that or after that time period, and you might be in bigger problems than within those 4 hours.

But by how much does concentration of let’s say THC decreases during that period – by 1 ng/ml, 10 ng/ml or 100 ng/ml? That is really hard, if not impossible, to say. Only a clinical study could evaluate how significant drop in urine THC concentration does Herbal Clean detox drink make. But we don’t have one of those in a file somewhere.

Alternatively, let’s look at the ingredients of QCarbo16 to see if everything checks out for the pee-toxins-out-for-some-hours scenario.

What Is Herbal Clean made of?

Obviously, it is a herbal cleansing drink made out of herbs. Here is the original labeling on the QCarbo16:

what ingredients in qcarbo16 made of
Ingredients include Vitamin B2, Creatinine Monohydrate and herbal root and leaf extracts such as Dandelion Leaf Extract.

Looking at the label, one thing is for sure: this Herbal Clean detox is sweet. It has pretty much the same sugar content as Coca-Cola.

We’ll look at every ingredient the QCarbo16 is made of (including the Eliminex Brand) and try to figure out why it is added and why it would increase our chances of passing a drug test:

  • Riboflavin (Vitamin B2). Herbal Clean contains a whopping 20 mg of Vitamin B2; that is 10 times more than a recommended daily intake of Riboflavin. Vitamin B2 is regularly added to detox drinks to bring the yellow color back to the diluted urine. According to a study published in Drug and alcohol dependence, the researchers found out that adding Vitamin B2 can be used to determine a patient’s medication adherence.
  • Creatinine Monohydrate. Drug tests measure for creatinine concentration; increased urination will dilute the urine and decrease its creatinine content. WebMD reports that creatinine clearance is 95-120 milliliters per minute. Detox drinks usually come with added creatinine monohydrate or creatinine monophosphate to bring the creatinine clearance levels up into the optimum (and non-suspicious) range.
  • Dandelion root and leaf extract. Dandelion is a well-known herbal detox preparation. Most of the natural detox remedies include dandelion root as well as leaf extract because of it’s presumed diuretic action. Much like drinking caffeinated beverages, the dandelion root is likely to increase the production of urine. An article published in the Journal of Alternative and Complementary Medicine shows that the frequency of urination was significantly increased by all of the 17 people who ingested dandelion leaf extract.
  • Turmeric root extract. It contains molecule curcumin that gives curry it’s yellow color. In detox drinks it’s used to color the urine yellow; of course, Vitamin B2 should do that job just fine. However, if laboratories are testing for high Vitamin B2 content, it’s better to use turmeric root extract in combination with B2. That’s how you need to add less of B2 and the concentration of Vitamin B12 will not be above normal on a urine test.
  • Juniper berry extract. In some studies, the ingestion of juniper berries or juniper essential oils is connected with a diuretic effect. According to Drugs.com, in classical use, 2 to 10 grams of juniper berries are used.
  • Echinacea purpurea leaf extract. Echinacea is a well-known medicinal herb that is usually connected to effects on the immune system. Why it is included in the Herbal Clean is not absolutely clear.
  • Ginger root. According to Medical News Today, ginger root can help with digestion by “stimulating bile production”. Toxin such as THC has to go through the liver in order to become more soluble in blood and urine. Bile excretes THC in the liver before it can go on to the kidneys and into the urine. By increasing bile production, the reappearance of THC in the urine can be prolonged. Maybe that’s why ginger root is used.
  • Licorice root extract. It is not completely clear why herbal licorice extract would be used in QCarbo16. One research published in the AAPS Journal investigated its effect on the key cytochrome in the liver – the P450. If, for example, the P450 is metabolizing licorice root extract compounds, it’s ability to metabolize THC can be decreased. The effect would be that we’ll find a lower concentration of THC in the urine. Of course, such action as the action of all herbal extracts in the QCarbo16 can have side effects.
  • Milk thistle seed extract. According to Dr. Axe, milk thistle a “powerful liver cleanser”. A large portion of different liver detoxification natural supplements contains milk thistle extracts. However, we cannot with any certainty determine why it would help to pass a drug test. In fact, if it lifts the liver activity, the more of THC from fat cells would be transformed by the liver into a water-soluble state (THC-COOH) and this would, in turn, increase the concentration of the toxins in the urine.
  • Uva ursi leaf extract. Uva ursi is commonly connected with the urinary tract infection. Tea made out of uva ursi leaf is a natural herbal remedy and including its extract in Herbal Clean is probably due to its diuretic effect.
  • Ligustrum berry extract. It is unclear why ligustrum extract is used. WebMD lists “liver problems” among the uses of this herb. Maybe it’s effect on the liver is somehow beneficial as far as drug testing is concerned.
  • Corn silk extract. Similarly to uva ursi extract, corn silk extract is associated with bladder and urinary tract infections. Here is an article that on side effects of corn silk extract.
  • Apple pectin. Pectin is arguably one of the most important ingredients of Herbal Clean QCarbo16. Pectins are basically fruit fibers that are most well known as an ingredient to make jam. It is considered the universal detoxification substance used in Certo and Sure Gel detox methods.
  • Guarana seed extract. Guarana is a source of natural caffeine; a substance that is a well-known diuretic. We find it in green tea, coffee, and many other drinks but it’s quite clear that it is included in the QCarbo16 in order to increase the urine production and elimination.

These are all the ingredients and it’s presumed functions.

Let’s start with the best reviews and then follow up with the worst reviews, shall we?

Best QCarbo 16 Reviews (more than 50% of users have such reviews)

With a product as popular as QCarbo line, it’s really not difficult to get reviews from people who have first-hand experience with QCarbo16 or QCarbo32.

Amazon QCarbo16 Positive Review

Amazon is where the most people buy QCarbo16 and it’s where you’ll find the most reviews.

This is an example of a verified customer that obviously has some experience with QCarbo.

amazon qcarbo 16 positive review

You can see that Gabrielle claims that QCarbo16 does work, and for her, it did work on multiple occasions. What I like about this review is:

  • Making sure to follow QCarbo16 instructions.
  • It does make you urinate more if you drink plenty of water. Sounds like the weed (or other drugs) are being washed out of your system.

Two sound pieces of advice for using any detox drink.

QCarbo16 Review From Marijuana.com

Marijuana.com is a very credible source of information about weed and people there join a forum to share and discuss different things. One of them does QCarbo16 work for a drug test as well, obviously.

Here is a screenshot of a story about a guy who passed a drug test using a lot (and I mean a lot!) of cranberry juice, and QCarbo 16.

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Guy passed with QCarbo drink.

I really like the story and am glad that the guy passed his drug test. Obviously, he used QCarbo 16 but he did gulp down a lot of cranberry juice as well. Both of things made him pee more so I guess that is weed going out of his system.

Here is another testimonial from a weed blog by ‘B money’ (forgive him for using crazy grammar, he gets the point across):

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Thus far the herbal clean QCarbo16 looks pretty awesome, right? Just do bear in mind that these reviews are the positive ones. According to the Amazon rating, 43% of people who used QCarbo 16 didn’t like it one bit.

Let’s look at the other part of the spectrum.

Worst QCarbo16 Reviews (less than 50% of users have such reviews)

Every product has bad reviews as well and QCarbo16 is not an exception.

Here is one of the worst QCarbo16 you can see.

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Maria kept is short and to the point – Qcarbo16 didn’t work for her.

The absolute worst review I found was on the drugs-forum.com, a well-known weed forum. Here is the answer to the question if anyone used QCarbo16 to pass a drug test:

qcarbo works drug forum

Yeah. If you thought that losing your job is the worst thing that can happen when failing a drug test – think again.

Albeit Percocet does include oxycodone, a strong opiate, and if you’ve tested positive for the opiate abuse you can get a week of jail time as well. The law is, of course, not as strict for weed.

My Theory for QCarbo 16 (works as a final push)

Reading through the reviews, I noticed that more than half of people (51%) were happy with QCarbo16 and less than half (43%) was not.

This is probably because 51% of people passed a drug test by drinking QCarbo 16 before a drug test and 43% didn’t (and lots a job or even got jail time).

If we look at passing weed drug test (weed is the #1 illegal substance people test positive for on a drug test), you can see that more than half would test positive if they were to smoke a joint 1-10 days before a drug test:

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More than 50% of people are still THC positive within 10 days after the last joint.

As I’ve stated earlier, I find these findings quite impressive! Obviously, you have a better chance to pass a drug test with QCarbo16 than without.

It also isn’t one of those ‘well, it can’t hurt detoxes’, it does actually help some people.

Here is my take on why it helps some people – because they are really close to testing negative on a drug test anyway. In 1 or 2 days, the drugs would be flushed out by the system itself. However, QCarbo16 makes you pee quite a lot and you eliminate the drugs that would be eliminated in 1-2 days after the drug test.

Positive Outlook on QCarbo16 (Surprising But Effective Last Resort)

Maybe not a big difference, but a decisive one: with QCarbo16 some people can pass a drug test.

As a general rule, if you have a week, the 5-Day Toxin Rid is still the best solution to passing a drug test. I would use QCarbo16 as a last resort, but surprisingly an effective one.

The same principle goes for QCarbo20 and QCarbo32. Those are just bigger doses you have to get if you are:

  • Heavy user. The more THC you get in your system, the more you have to flush out.
  • Being overweight. The more weight you have, the more THC is stored inside your body, hence the bigger does of detox drink to get weed or other drugs out of your system.

Scientific Research And Sources:

(1) Herron AJ, Mariani JJ, Pavlicova M, et al. Assessment of Riboflavin as a Tracer Substance: Comparison of a Qualitative to a Quantitative Method of Riboflavin Measurement. Drug and alcohol dependence. 2013;128(1-2):77-82.

(2) Clare BA, Conroy RS, Spelman K. The Diuretic Effect in Human Subjects of an Extract of Taraxacum officinale Folium over a Single Day. Journal of Alternative and Complementary Medicine. 2009;15(8):929-934.

(3) Nagpal M, Sood S. Role of curcumin in systemic and oral health: An overview. Journal of Natural Science, Biology, and Medicine. 2013;4(1):3-7.

(4) Gustafson C. Mark Blumenthal: Quality and Efficacy of Herbal Medicines. Integrative Medicine: A Clinician’s Journal. 2015;14(4):54-59.

(5) Manayi A, Vazirian M, Saeidnia S. Echinacea purpurea: Pharmacology, phytochemistry and analysis methods. Pharmacognosy Reviews. 2015;9(17):63-72.

(6) Qiao X, Ji S, Yu S, et al. Identification of Key Licorice Constituents Which Interact with Cytochrome P450: Evaluation by LC/MS/MS Cocktail Assay and Metabolic Profiling. The AAPS Journal. 2014;16(1):101-113.

(7) Siegel AB, Stebbing J. Milk thistle: early seeds of potential. The lancet oncology. 2013;14(10):929-930.

(8) Trill J, Simpson C, Webley F, et al. Uva-ursi extract and ibuprofen as alternative treatments of adult female urinary tract infection (ATAFUTI): study protocol for a randomised controlled trial. Trials. 2017;18:421.

(9) Ha AW, Kang HJ, Kim SL, Kim MH, Kim WK. Acute and Subacute Toxicity Evaluation of Corn Silk Extract. Preventive Nutrition and Food Science. 2018;23(1):70-76.

(10) Moustakas D, Mezzio M, Rodriguez BR, Constable MA, Mulligan ME, Voura EB. Guarana Provides Additional Stimulation over Caffeine Alone in the Planarian Model. Holscher C, ed. PLoS ONE. 2015;10(4):e0123310.

 

Best THC Detox Guide: How To Pass A Drug Test In 2018

Best THC Detox Guide: How To Pass A Drug Test In 2018

You’ve probably searched for THC detox quite a lot, and not for the lack of results.

What is the best marijuana detox?

That’s a really popular topic on the internet, and quite frankly, you can read about the best weed detox in 2018 or marijuana cleanse on every weed forum.

But is all, or any, of these GNCs or niacin or weed detox drinks actually true, and what are the myths?

Let’s start this marijuana detox guide on the bright side. Here are the most entertaining “failed drug test excuses”:

  • THC positive‘Second-hand smoking, I swear it, ma’am.’
  • Opioid positive‘I ate a poppy seed bagel.’ 
  • Amphetamine positive ‘Somebody dropped something in my drink.’ 
  • All-kinds-of-positive‘The tech switched my urine.’

There is no talking out of a failed drug test.

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‘You just got busted for drugs, dude.’ (Words you DON’T want to hear)

We are going to take a no bs approach to the best medical marijuana detox and answer if you can actually do a THC detox, or are all of the detox products out there a bunch of nonsense.

I’ll also go into details about what are the most promising ways to detox THC out of your body (you might be surprised, but they are some that actually work for a majority of cases – confirmed by drug analysis kits).

Which Is The Best Detox To Pass A Drug Test?

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I would recommend going through all the cannabis detox products (natural and others) that don’t work or partially work, but if you’re in a hurry you can skip it and fast-forward to the best marijuana detox of 2018 (newsflash, it’s a combo of drinks, pills, and fibers from Toxin Rid line).

Let’s jump into it (be sure to go into marijuana abrupt withdrawal right now – put the joint down):

  • What are the best natural ways to medical marijuana detox (drinking water and sweating actually has some effect)?
  • Why you should flush your GNC flush down the toilet.
  • List of The Good, The Bad and The Ugly detox drinks for THC – why do people still believe in these?
  • Marijuana detox kits are a real thing actually (Which ones work best?).
  • How to check if any of the tetrahydrocannabinol detox products you used actually worked.

How Long Does Weed Stay In Your System?

THC elimination time is a very important question and somewhat complex to answer. What we do know for a fact is that THC stays in the body longer than almost any other drug. This is because of its fat-soluble nature. While other water-soluble drugs can leave the body in 24 hours or less, cannabis is here to stay for a long time.

In essence, fat cells readily capture the tetrahydrocannabinol (THC) molecule and steadily releases it into our bloodstream. From the blood, it goes into urine, hair, saliva and so on.

According to Mayo Clinic Laboratories, THC is detected in a urine drug test 30 days after the last use.

Of course, the period of time that marijuana stays in your system depends on several factors like how the frequency of cannabis ingestion, total body fat of an individual and their metabolism, as well as the type of urine drug panels used (some have a lower limit of detection than others).

Here are average detection times for THC in urine:

  1. Single use 3 days (72 hours).
  2. Moderate use7 days (1 week). Considered up to 5 uses per week.
  3. Heavy use14 days (2 weeks). Daily short-term use of cannabis.
  4. Chronic heavily use 30 days (1 month). Most of the long-term weed enthusiasts fall into this category.

thc detection times

How Much THC Is In Your Body Right Now?

If you’ve just tried medical marijuana one time you don’t have to stress about the drug test that much (unless it’s scheduled tomorrow). However, if you are a regular user, the time it takes for THC to clear out of your system is usually working against you.

The pace at which cannabis leaves your body is determined by the following factors:

1. Frequency, Time And Quantity Of Use

The math here is simple. The more you smoke or ingest marijuana, the more of THC is currently in your body. It will take way longer to be cleaned out of your system than in the case of a single-time user.

A regular user will usually have high amounts of THC stored in their fat tissue cells. Storage of this molecule is accumulating over time; there is a substantial difference between people who used cannabis on a daily basis for 1 month versus people who used it in 1 year.

As a consequence, the time it takes for THC to leave the body is considerably longer; albeit it’s worth to mention that the detoxification time is non-linear. This means that it won’t take 12 times as long for the system to be clear of THC in the case of 1-year used vs 1-month user (it will be less).

2. Amount Of Total Body Fat

Cannabis is stored in fat tissue; the more fat overall an individual has, the larger amount of THC will be stored, and it will the detoxification process will take longer.

Every pound of fat represents a distribution area within which THC can be dissolved.

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Higher total body fat can prolong THC elimination.

How to calculate total body fat: If an individual weighs 150 lbs and has 20% of body fat, he or she has 30 lbs of fat in which THC can take refuge. You can use a body fat calculator to estimate how much fat you have. It’s worth mentioning that, on average, women have considerably higher body fat percentage than men.

Weight and Body Fat
Case A: A male has 180 lbs and 15% of body fat. The total fat amount is 27 lbs.

Case B: A female has 140 lbs and 25% of body fat. In this case, the total body fat amount is 35 pounds.

Because Case B has 8 pounds of fat more than Case A, it has the larger capacity to store THC and will, all other things considered equal, need more time to completely detoxify from weed.

Does height affect how long will it take for THC to leave the body?

No. It doesn’t matter if an individual’s height is 6’11” or 5’1′; there is no relationship between height and THC distribution volume. All that matters, in this case, is the total body fat; however, it is true that higher people usually have higher total body fat mass.

3. Metabolism And Exercise

Metabolism is considered to be the sum of chemical processes in a human body, usually thought of in terms of speed and ability to process, store, use and eliminate biochemical substances.

People with higher metabolism will process and eliminate THC with greater speed than people will low metabolism rate.

Usually, every individual has a sense if they have a quick or slow metabolism. As far as the rate at which THC is eliminated from the body goes, it is beneficial to have a high-rate metabolism.

The best way to give a kick to your metabolism is exercise. Exercise in itself presents a great natural way to quicker detoxification process due to its ability to lift metabolism levels and burn fat cell. Especially cardio sports like running, swimming and cycling can be applied to reduce the time it takes for THC to leave the body.

4. Health And Nutrition

Every health issue that may affect elimination processes can potentially dilate the THC elimination time. This includes problems with kidneys, liver or cardiovascular diseases.

A balanced diet is also essential to guarantee that the normal functionality of the body. A healthy and well-nourished body will work against prolonging the time it takes for THC secretion.

On the other hand, a high-calorie diet rich in fats and carbs will induce the creation of fat tissue; the very same fat tissue in which THC molecule is readily dissolved. If an individual’s desire is to not prolong the THC detox process, he or she should stay away from high-calorie diets.

In Which Body Parts Does THC Store Itself?

When cannabis enters the body (either via pulmonary system or via gastrointestinal tract), it is readily absorbed into the bloodstream. From there it travels throughout the body and cements itself in fat cells, saliva, hair follicles, and eventually, its derivatives such as THC-COOH are found present up both in urine and excrements.

Drug tests for weed are designed specifically to detect the presence of THC and THC-COOH in urine, saliva, hair and in the bloodstream.

The biggest storage of THC are the fat cells. From there, they are readily re-introduced into the bloodstream where they can be excreted via:

  1. Urine (via liver which attached carboxylic group in order to form water-soluble THC-COOH. This molecule is filtered through the kidneys to produce urine. Urine tests detect the newly formed THC-COOH to produce a ‘marijuana positive’ test result.)
  2. Feces (transported via bile from the liver to the gastrointestinal system and are excreted as THC via feces.)
  3. Sweat (small amount of cannabis-related molecules can be excreted via sweat.)
  4. Saliva (directly from the bloodstream.)
  5. Hair (via the bloodstream.)

Detoxification Process For Weed And What It Is Anyway

Weed cleanse is a process of detoxification from THC and its metabolites. For chronic long-term uses, the abstinence from cannabis products is usually accompanied by various withdrawal symptoms such as nausea, anxiety, and depression.

In the contexts of drug analysis, however, THC detoxification process is usually considered as a series of methods of cleansing oneself of THC enough to pass a drug checkup.

Failing a drug test does, in almost all cases, entails negative consequences such as not getting the job or being fired from a current job which can abruptly change people’s lives.

There are several marijuana detoxification methods, ranging from natural, product-based and thorough cleansing diets, and we’ll cover them all.

What is common to every such method is that they are designed to expedite the release of THC and its metabolites out of the system. They achieve the quicker detoxification process via increasing the release of THC via urine and feces (and to a small degree through sweating).

Types Of Drug Tests

Sooner or later we’re faced with passing a urinalysis (UA). In more than 90% of cases, medical experts will require of us to pass a urine drug analysis, and luckily the ‘pee test’ is the easiest one to prepare. Here is a full list of types of drug check ups:

  1. Urine drug analysis – UA.
  2. Hair or hair follicle drug test.
  3. Saliva or mouth swab tests
  4. Blood testing for drugs.
Weed does show up a long time in urine (up to about 30 days); however, if an individual is served a hair follicle drug test on the spot, they need to know that THC can stay in hair for up to 90 days.

With a thorough cleansing, the 30 days it takes for urine to clear of THC, can be significantly reduced, even to few days. With a hair test, the chances of reducing the detection time after last use are tenfold more challenging.

Urine Drug Test

If you’re looking to detox from THC, the chances are you’re likely facing an imminent urinalysis. Testing urine for drugs such as cannabis is by far the most popular way of determining if an individual has used weed in the past month or so.

The procedure for the ‘urine-giver’ is surprisingly simple. An individual is usually scheduled to show up at a medical facility that performs the urine drug test. After the standard paperwork, he or she is required to provide a urine sample.

One usually gets a cup from a nurse and is instructed to pee in it in the safety of a toilet stall. That’s pretty much how urine test works if you’re being investigated for drugs.

What are they looking for in your urine?

thc test cut off rates

From the investigator’s side, it is a bit more complex as far as the analytics go. In most cases, the provided cup of urine goes to a laboratory where a laboratory technician uses a urinalysis panel (basically a stick, covered with a reagent, inserted into the pee cup) in order to determine if individual’s urine contains traces of weed.

The drug testing panel that is using cannabinoid immunoassays is designed not to detect THC; it detects it’s metabolite delta9-THC-COOH (11-nor-delta9-tetrahydrocannabinol-9-carboxylic acid).

Cut-Off Rates For THC Urine Test

It is very interesting to see how urine tests with different cut-off rates work. The lower the cut-off rate, the higher is the possibility that a person’s urine will produce a ‘weed positive’ drug test result.

A study by National Institutes of Health found surprising results while investigating how long after the last use can cannabis use still be detected via urine; they have compared urine drug testing methods with different cut-off rates.

Each of the test subjects was given a marijuana cigarette and was tested how long they can detect the weed via urine with different methods. Here are the results for one-time users:

  • 100 ng/ml cut-off rate – 1.5 days.
  • 50 ng/ml cut-off rate – 2 days.
  • 20 ng/ml cut-off rate – up to 6 days.
  • Gas chromatography-mass spectrometry (GC-MS) – up to 12 days.

If you smoke 1 blunt one time, how long can you still be positive on a urinalysis?

Well, 1.5 days or 12 days, depending on the analytical technique that is used in order to quantify THC metabolite in one’s urine stream.

In standard circumstances, an investigated individual won’t be facing the monstrously accurate GC-MS machine. Most of the laboratories use cannabinoid immunoassays with 20 or 50 ng/ml cut-off rates. That, by the way, means that they can detect weed in one urine even if you only have 20 nanograms (1 billionth of a gram) in 1 ml of urine.

That’s why the detoxification process has to be as thorough as possible to pass a drug test.

Tip For Passing A Urinalysis – Use Middle Urine

Before we go into different methods to detox; here is a drug testing tip that anybody can use:

Always give the middle urine.

When you start urinating, the biggest load of THC is concentrated in the first and last drops. The first drops have the highest concentrations of THC because they’ve soaped up all the urine in the final path of the urinary tract (penis or end of the female urinary tract).

The last drops are usually the slowest and the slow-flowing urine with again soap up more urine that fast-flowing urine.

The middle urine is usually the fastest flowing and it contains the lowest concentration of THC metabolites. The difference may be small but it could be the difference between passing and failing a drug test.

THC Detox Methods

When the times comes for passing a drug test and an individual pretty much knows he or she won’t pass it without a bit of help, it’s time for weed detox.

Which is the best cannabis detox though?

best cannabis detoxification methods

There is a variety of different detox products, ranging from natural detox remedies to detox drinks and detox kits. We have decided to look at each of these products in order to answer which is the best and most thorough detox method one can use in order to expedite THC elimination from their system.

The following cleansing method reviews come in four segments:

  1. Natural detoxification methods.
  2. Detox and cleansing drinks.
  3. Detox pills.
  4. Complete all-in-one THC detox kits.

How To Detox Naturally From Weed? Top 10 Ideas

The natural way would be the most useful way to cleanse your body. If it worked.

Most of the natural detoxification methods, however, have a limited effect on the increase of THC elimination. Nonetheless, the ideas like ‘Cranberry juice is the best natural cleanse for cannabis’ are somehow still very popular today.

This is why we’re going to cover all the ways marijuana is considered to be magically flushed out of the system using home remedies and let’s just start with cranberry juice.

1. Cranberry Juice

One of the best-known detox drinks for a total body cleanse is cranberry juice. Naturally, because it’s so popular for every kind of detox, one would assume that it will also do wonders for a drug test.

A question of how much cranberry juice should your drink to pass a the weed test is definitely not an unreasonable one because of two reasons. How does cranberry juice work for THC detox?

  1. Cranberry juice is a diuretic and it will make an individual eliminate higher quantities of urine.
  2. The acidic nature of cranberry juice will lower the pH of urine.

Producing higher quantities of urine is, of course, beneficial when you’re using cranberry juice as a drug detox drink. The more you urine, the quicker weed will leave the body.

cranberry juice for weed cleanse
Cranberry juice is a natural detox drink.

What is more, because cranberry juice can lower pH of urine significantly (here is a study of the effect of cranberry juice on the pH of urine), the THC molecule will be more soluble in urine. In turn, we’ll need less time to pee out the weed.

The question remains how long does it take for cranberry juice to clean your system for a drug test?

Unfortunately, even if you gulp down several gallons of it a day, it will have but a small effect. Maybe you’ll shave a day or even two but cranberry juice certainly doesn’t guarantee you to pass a thorough THC test.

What is more, if you overdo it, the urine can become so diluted it will practically be transparent (not yellow, as normal urine). In order to put some color back, B Vitamins such as B6 (niacin) are advised. They will produce a yellowish color of urine but that urine contains THC, it won’t help an individual pass a weed test.

There are several real detox drinks that include enhanced cranberry juice effect on drug elimination process.

2. Lemon Juice As A Natural Way To Weed Detox

Almost exactly the same as for cranberry juice can be said for lemon juice (+ copious amounts of water). Drinking it will fill your body with fluids that need to be disposed of via urine and some small part of THC metabolites will be excreted in such a way.

Of course, lemon juice is pretty much one of the most acidic drinks we consume. It has a pH value of 2 to 3 which will turn pH of urine acidic as well and flush more THC out.

But does lemon juice help you pass a drug test? It does provide a bit of help but, unfortunately, usually too little.

How many people do you know who said they pass a pee test with a lemon juice cleanse?

Nonetheless, lemon juice does represent a way to help an individual to beat a test naturally better than cranberry juice simply because it has a lower pH value. However, even consuming copious amount of it won’t make much of a difference with a standard laboratory 50 ng/ml cut-off THC testing panel.

3. Coffee And Tea

Do you know why British drink so much tea? Well, it certainly isn’t because they want to beat a drug test.

Coffee and tea are two of the most popular caffeine-containing drinks and are, as such, thought of as natural detox drinks. Do tea and coffee flush out THC? It does help a bit due too:

  1. Coffee and tea are diuretics. Caffeine in both tea and coffee does increase urination.
  2. You’re drinking something with water in it.
  3. People can drink a lot of coffee.

It is sensible to use diuretics when trying to pass a weed test. The more urine we produce and excrete, the less weed we have in our system.

To add to this, coffee and tea are mostly comprised of water. Water gives us something to pee out, flushing the THC out with the urine. Even better, while people may struggle to drink something like lemon juice, most of us do drink more than 3 cups of coffee per day and would be happy to drink even more of it if coffee would flush the THC out of our system.

But does it?

Unfortunately, not likely. Even if we’re trying to cleanse our system of THC naturally, drinking some additional cups of coffee or tea won’t help us substantially.

4. Bentonite Clay (Elimination Via Feces)

Yes, bentonite clay is a thing in the world of cannabis tests. There are several formulations of liquid bentonite clay detox cleanses and there is even some scientific basis for its use.

While most natural THC detox drinks work on increasing urine production and mitigate the transfer of weed out of the body via urine, bentonite clay works more on increasing the THC excretion via feces.

This sort of clay is very absorbent and as such it absorbs all kinds of toxins all along the gastrointestinal tract – this includes small and big intestines. A big part of THC is excreted from the liver via bile to the intestines where bentonite clay can absorb it and speed up the process of THC elimination via intestines.

In short, it makes you poop out more THC than you would normally do. Is it enough to just use bentonite clay to pass a drug test? Of course not, but it can give you an edge if you’re near cut-off rate.

5. Exercise (Elimination Via Sweat)

Everybody who has used weed chronically knows that when you sweat, the sweat itself smells a bit of cannabis. Indeed, including exercise into a weed detox program can have some advantageous effects when trying to beat a drug test.

Exercise does help remove THC out of your system with the following processes:

  1. Sweats out the weed.
  2. Increases metabolism.
  3. Burns fat cells full of THC.
  4. Makes you drink more to hydrate.
Given all the benefits, exercise is the best way to pass a drug test naturally. 

Sweating the weed out is a bit far-fetched, however, the true value of exercise when it comes to cannabis detox is the heightened metabolism levels. All the chemical processes, including toxin elimination, are speeded up. The intense workout will put a body into a high gear that can significantly help with passing a drug test.

best exercises for thc detox
Running and cardio activities increase metabolism and induce sweating.

What is more, if you reduce your calorie intake, you can create calorie-deficit. Coupled with exercise, this will induce your system to break down the fat cell and release the THC stored in them. Catabolic state the body will be in will prompt excretion of weed in the most natural way.

Here are some of the best exercises to flush THC out of your system:

  1. Running.
  2. Cycling.
  3. Swimming.
  4. Hiking.
  5. Other cardio sports or activities.

The added benefit of high-intensive cardio activities is that an individual will have to replenish the water loss caused by such sports. It is not unreasonable to drink up to a whole gallon of water during a single hike.

All the natural detox drinks can hardly compare with the benefits exercise provides.

6. Sauna (Detox Via Sweat)

Sauna has a similar effect on fat loss, metabolism and increased water intake as intensive training has, with one important difference:

You can enjoy a sauna instead of sweating it out on a 10k run. 

Steam room drug detox is definitely the most leisure way of flushing the weed out of your system. The combination of high-intensive training followed by a sauna cleanse can significantly increase the metabolism and elimination of bodily fluids like sweat and urine.

Furthermore, the combined effect will prompt a user to drink water in order for the rehydration. Nonetheless, be sure to replenish the electrolytes (such as magnesium, calcium, sodium, potassium) that will leave the body via sweat and urine.

It is also important to increase the consumption of vitamins. Putting metabolism into a higher gear as a way to cleanse yourself of THC will increase the demand for vitamins. In order for metabolism to keep going, we have to fuel it with enough electrolytes and vitamins to sustain high-intensity activities and replenish.

7. Vitamin B (Gives Yellow Color To Urine)

A common feature of natural THC detox methods is that they increase the production and elimination of urine. This may dilute the urine to the point that it is no longer of proper yellow urine color. It can be almost as transparent as water.

Some people see B-vitamins as natural vitamins that help detox the body from weed. This has little to no scientific background. Namely, vitamin B such as niacin doesn’t significantly contribute to urine production nor do they work as a good diuretic agent.

But vitamins B do color the transparent diluted urine (from all the detoxing) yellow. Lab technician that collects a urine sample for a test will not be alarmed if the urine is nicely yellow.

That being said, vitamin B on its own will not reduce the time it takes for THC to leave the body. It will, however, make a diluted urine normal again. It functions as kind of a make-up for urine and this is why many detox drinks and THC detox kits include it in their formulas.

8. Diuretics And Water (Urine Excretion)

Diuretics are the biggest part of herbal remedies for passing a drug test. Doing a detox with diuretics can be put into a simple step-by-step plan:

  1. Get every kind of diuretic and start consuming it.
  2. Drink water like the world’s going to end.
  3. Pee the THC out.

Common hot beverages such as coffee and tea are natural diuretics that everybody can use to try to pass a urinalysis. But the effect of diuretics on weed detox is questionable and often disputed.

dandelion root is a natural diuretic
Dandelion root is a naturally occurring diuretic and herbal remedy.

The urine production and elimination can be substantially increased. But does that additional urine contain so much THC that we can use diuretics to detox efficiently? Not likely.

There are several natural diuretics one might use, such as:

  • Dandelion root.
  • Hawthorn berries and roots.
  • Juniper berries.
  • Tea from hibiscus.
  • Parsley root.
  • Horsetail extract.
All these herbal cleansing solutions might sound healthy but they, on their own, hardly have a more significant effect on THC elimination as a banana smoothie.

Diuretics work solemnly on the production of urine; what they fail to do is to actively extract THC from the fat cells. They at best mask the THC in urine but we don’t consider using diuretics as complete weed detox solutions.

9. Healthy Foods For Weed Detox

A fresh and balanced diet is a cornerstone of a healthy lifestyle. Arguably having an appropriate diet and exercise routine can help us avoid many health issues, and this can lead to many of us considering that healthy food can be used to cleanse weed out of our bodies as well.

It is true that a healthy low-calorie diet can burn fat and flush all the toxins, including THC, out. However, losing weight, especially cutting the fat, is a lengthy process that can last for months.

A drug test is scheduled only weeks, if not days, in advance. Using healthy food for drug detox could drive the toxins out in some months if we add exercise and a low-calorie diet.

If the test is next week, all the veggies and fruits in the world won’t help much.

Nonetheless, here is the list of some foods that are considered to flush the THC out of the system:

  • Wheatgrass powder.
  • Berries – blueberries, blackberries, strawberries, gooseberries.
  • Tomato and tomato juice.
  • Lean protein – chicken, turkey, white fish.
  • Soybeans and other beans.
  • Garlic and onions.

Most of these foods for detox are either mild diuretics (tomato) or are high in fiber content. This means they could potentially expedite the elimination of toxins such as cannabis via urine or feces.

best foods for cannabis detox
Tomato and garlic are considered to be toxin-cleansing foods for your system.

However, a thorough cleansing diet with healthy foods usually targets fat tissue because fat captures the most amount of toxins in our body. But those diets, in order to be effective, last for months on end.

Food is not a quick solution for passing a drug test.

10. Keto Diet (Detox Via Pure Fat Loss)

As we’ve seen, not one specific food can magically make THC disappear from our bodies. But if you could lose fat tissue fast, this would deplete THC main storage and that could make you pass a drug test.

That’s the main idea behind using ketosis as a means to mess up a test for drugs.

Keto diet or ketosis is a specific diet where an individual only consumes fat and protein but avoids, at almost all costs, carbs. Our nervous system is depended on carbs (glucose) and will burn quite a lot of it – something like 0.2 lbs of glucose per day. But what happens if there are no carbs?

Well, the nervous system will have to burn something else to power up – fats. Arguably this reasoning is quite credible and can lead to a rapid fat loss.

Of course, during a detox for a drug test, it’s not so much the fat loss that we find helpful; it’s the THC loss.

By itself, a keto diet can help us pass a urinalysis, but it has one major flaw. It still burns THC-filled fat too slow.

It can take up to a month and more for the ketosis to cleanse out the body of THC and by then it’s too late for everybody who had to take the test during that period.

Ketosis for a drug test is a good idea; but not feasible if you have a drug test schedules within 2 weeks of starting it.

Do’s and Dont’s

DO: Consider flushing marijuana out of your system. If you’re not from Colorado or any other weed-friendly state, you don’t want to test THC positive on your drug test – using best marijuana detox will help you there. I do agree that cannabis should be legal to smoke everywhere but as long as we have laws prohibiting the use of medical , your ass will get fired if they catch you on THC drug test. Sorry, but this is the reality we live in.

DON’T: Just buy into herb detox products marketing because you’re in a rush to flush marijuana out of your body. Companies selling marijuana detoxification products know you’re almost desperate and can claim their product to be the best weed detox ever. You will either:

  • Lose your job.
  • Don’t get the job you’ve interviewed for.
  • Most definitely, finding a job with ‘THC POSITIVE’ on medical record or CV is going to be a lot tougher.
thc weed detox
If Jesus (the violet pedophile from The Big Lebowski) told you his drug detox super drink works, would you believe him? Right.

And believe me, they want to bank on your fear. So the smart way is to be thorough when deciding to buy THC detox products. Most of them will not do anything as far as fast marijuana elimination goes, but the best marijuana detox combos (check at the end) will help.

BONUS: Here are few maryjane detox buzzwords marketing uses (and you should avoid them)

  • ‘Truly Amazing!’ Yeah, right.
  • ‘Works in 12 hours!’ Am….
  • ‘Totally Guaranteed Results!’ Nobody can guarantee that.
  • ‘Buy NOW!’ Stop urging me.
  • ‘XXDetoxXXSuperPowerBOOST!’ Oh, that sounds so legit, man.

Alright, so what are the best options for actual weed detox? Let’s have a look at few choices:

GNC for THC Detox (not worth your time)

Have you ever heard of anybody using doing a GNC detox to pass a drug test (and it actually worked)? Right, neither have I.

The reason is pretty straightforward – GNC doesn’t even have cannabis detox products. Sure, you can find anything from herbal cleanse to colon cleanse (btw, that’s a super diarrhea product) and sure, some people may think that THC cleanses works by sh*tting the living hell out of you (newsflash: it doesn’t). If you’re looking for the best weed detox, GNC is not the way it goes.

GNC Weed Detox Review

GNC doesn’t even strike me as the voice of reason as far as marijuana is concerns. However, I do love reading some of their detox reviews (they’re priceless) – here’s one:

colon cleanse review
The guy was on the toilet for a whole night. Ouch!

To do GNC justice, they have one bad weed detox drink (I’ll go into more details later on).

The Same Goes For Herbal Remedies (Fight Herb with Herb, right? Wrong)

I don’t know how this started but I’ve seen all over the internet that people buy herbal remedies that promise ‘surprising THC detox results’. Ok.

First of all, even the dangerous chemicals have troubles flushing THC out any quicker than our bodies themselves would do, but some flowers and herbs are more than capable of doing that? And in less than 2 days? Just wow. Sounds like the best marijuana detox, right? Well…

Some even recommend herbal remedies for hair follicle drug test – you know, the toughest drug test to pass. This is just too far fetched.

Well, we can stop this just now. Here is the best marijuana detox product of all time – tea. That’s right! Just make yourself some tea with honey and lemon and it will flush years of medical marijuana using out.

Back in the real world, the herbal remedies are another well known THC detox myth. I guess it does make a sense to fight herb with herb, right? We all like the green weed herb (and trust it to work), why wouldn’t we give our trust to herbal remedies as well? It sounds too perfect to be true, and it is. We have no real scientific proof that any of natural remedies would be of any use in marijuana detox (would love for it to work, but it just doesn’t).

Herb Detox Drinks – Which One Are The Best?

The first and biggest question is obvious: Do the weed detox drinks even work?

Yes and no. The thing about best marijuana detox drinks is that there are so many out there that your head starts hurting. They all promise you best detox results in x-number of days. However, reading the labels, many of us don’t even know what to look for – what separates the drink the best THC detox drink from the worst weed detoxification drink?

Doing some research I labeled these so-called ‘best marijuana detox drinks’ into 3 categories.

  • The Good (have all the right ingredients)
  • The Bad (have some right ingredients)
  • … and the Ugly (these guys usually think Vitamin C will cure brain cancer – 100% guaranteed!!!)

The Ugly Detox Drinks

An example of the Ugly THC cleanses would be diet cleanses and diarrhea colon cleanses that we a review for earlier. The concept of reducing fat and sh*tting it out does seem reasonable at first. THC is very fat-soluble and remains in our body longer because it is stored in our fat tissue.

bad drinks
These ones. That’s why I call them ‘Ugly’.

Losing fat really does help us eliminate marijuana and beat a drug test. When our fat (containing THC) is melted away, the THC goes into the bloodstream and is readily and quickly eliminated via Number One and Number Two. But surely the best weed detox should help you there, right?

However, the fake diet drinks and diarrhea drinks by themselves do nothing to eliminate THC. If you want this to work out, you actually have to workout – cardio is the best – and drink lots of water.

P.S.: Oh, and they have at least 4 exclamation marks on the packaging (I really mean this, BS comes with ‘!!!!’).

The Bad Marijuana Detox Drinks

The Bad ones are not necessarily ‘bad’ but I had to use it just to come up with The Bad, The Good and The Ugly. Joking aside, these marijuana detox drinks do have some light touch that might speed up THC elimination.

What light touch? Well, some herbal extract and some vitamins. Nothing that would really help you pass a THC test; but they are usually tasty. And healthy, like smoothies for example. However, they will do very little to flush THC out in immediate future.

QCarbo16, for example, comes in a grape flavor as well. See? They can be tasty.

I would recommend these for 1-time smokers. Why? Well, for one, they probably had only one joint and that is not enough THC to be absorbed into fat tissue. Prolonged users will have their fat tissue filled with THC and they will have to flush that out with the best THC cleansing detox. However, one-time puffer only has some small quantity of marijuana in his or her blood – that will go readily out and these kinds of juices or smoothies can help a bit.

The Good – Best Drinks for Cannabis Detox

Have you heard of niacin? On pretty much any drug detox site you land on, they will talk about how niacin or Vitamin B3 works. It’s the only consistent ingredient in the weed detox world. Now that is a pretty rare thing in the influx of such nonsense information that is spread about the best marijuana detox and how to pass drug tests.

Where am I going with this? Well, the best marijuana detox drinks do include one thing – loads of niacin. Almost unhealthy amounts. Why? Because it is the only thing that we can confidently say that it does work.

Don’t believe it? Let me send some science your way (I bet natural remedy detoxes don’t have science up their sleeves). Mind you – even scientific evidence for niacin to work as an effective weed detox is circumstantial (yet it’s the most valid information we got). Here is an article published by scientists from the School of Medicine, Environmental Sciences Laboratory, in Los Angeles that connects niacin use with quicker THC detox. Do you want a quick summary? Here it is:

niacin for thc detox

The thing about the best detox drinks for THC is that, well, they don’t exist (or include so much niacin they might be dangerous to drink). The herbal drinks are the best you can get. However, you can make yourself a homemade drug detox drink.

Homemade Maryjane Detox Drink

There are no tricks here. The best quick chances are that niacin can help. And getting niacin pills is quite easy – all you have to do is to create a drink out of it.

How much niacin should I put into a DIY THC detox drink?

Honestly, I don’t know. I hope you guys (those with experience in this) can give us all some pointers in the comments. Basically, here you can get cheap niacin pills. 120 capsules, with 500 mg niacin each, cost less than $10.

The good thing about capsules is that you can open them very easily and put the niacin in water, mix it up and you have a homemade drug detox drink. How much niacin and when to drink this is anybody’s guess. This makes this approach risky, to say the least. But it is an option, and I wanted to fairly put it out there.

And finally, we’ve come to what does actually consistently works. Did you guess it? It’s the best marijuana detox combos, of course.

Best Marijuana Detox Combos (Stuff That Consistently Works)

I hope we’ve learned by now that marijuana detox is not an easy trick. Not only do you have to sieve through all the nonsense that is posted on the net but I do hope you realized that a simple drink or some herbs won’t really do the trick.

Weed detox can be a lengthy process if you want to do it right. From what is heard on the street, only the excessive kits will eliminate THC quicker or mask it effectively. Most of the people opt for easy ways out – like detox drinks – only to be later caught on a drug test. I don’t know who they think they’re doing a favor but taking marijuana detox lightly is definitely not the way to go.

This is how an actual THC detox combo that got recommended on the streets looks (and is confirmed by drug test kits) like:

Toxin Rid detox instructions

That’s right – to thoroughly take care of THC, you have to do a combination of cleansing substances. The great thing is that this marijuana detox kit combines all of thempre-rid pills, detox liquid (or drink) and dietary fibers (not your usual fiber-full cereals fibers – there are bigger quantities).

Here is one review that is pretty much consistent with what is said on the street. What I like is that you can see how much marijuana was smoked prior to the weed test – 5 days a week for 4 months.

marijuana detox review

Here is the most frequently mentioned THC detox kit (you can choose any other that is similar to this one or check out a post about does Toxin Rid work – and why it works the best):

Best marijuana detox (with pre-rid pills, detox liquid and dietary fibers).
Best marijuana detox combo is Toxin Rid line (with pre-rid pills, detox drink, and dietary fibers).

This is a 5-day intensive kit. Yes, it is intensive, and with a good reason – it’s the only way how to make sure THC will actually leave your body. And yes, it does cost almost $110. However, at the end of the day, you have to ask yourself if you want to lose your job by getting a $10 fake ‘miracle THC potion’ or are you actually serious about passing a drug test.

BONUS TIP: How To Check That THC Detox Worked?

All in all, the marijuana detox kit is the best (albeit not the easiest or cheapest) way to guarantee anybody to pass a THC drug test (be it urine test or cotton swab test).

Nonetheless, the smart way is to check that weed detox actually worked. You can check out every drug detox trick out there – and then use a THC test to confirm if marijuana detox of your choice worked. You’ll see for yourself that most products don’t really work. Some, however, such as Tetrahydrocannabinol detox kits with the trio of pre-rids, liquid and fibers do the trick – and you can check that!

How?

With a simple THC test, of course. Just get one (the easiest one to use is the urine THC test) and test yourself after the marijuana detox. If you tested negative, you know it worked, and you can go carefree to a drug testing clinic. If you’re still positive and have time left before the test, stop kidding around with fake stuff and do the cleansing that works.

You can buy it at your local pharmacy or online (the cheapest is UTest on Amazon for a bit more than $5).

Help Make Intenet No-Nonsense Place For Marijuana Detox

I really hope this guide helped some of you guys out there. The only thing I would ask in return is to comment about what kind of THC detox you used and what were the results. This is how we can start getting some credibility about marijuana on the internet as well.

Hopefully, it will help speed up the marijuana legalization process and in time we won’t have to worry about getting fired because of smoking weed anymore. However, till then let us help each other out and spread some truthful and credible news to everybody who’s in need of them.

Stay safe. Stay negative.

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How To Get Weed Out Of Your System Fast (3 Options)

How To Get Weed Out Of Your System Fast (3 Options)

Most of us start wondering how to get weed out of your system fast when a THC drug test is just behind the corner. Such tests are usually for employment – and we’re all well aware that we will lose our job if we get caught.

Now, employers usually give us a notice when the weed drug test will take place. That might be a month in advance, a week (most common) or even ‘hey, you have a drug test tomorrow, report to this and this doctor’.

3 Ways of How To Get Weed Out Of Your System

There are basically 3 ways of how to get weed out of your system:

  1. Wait it out (app. 1 month). The body flushes the weed out by itself but it can take ages (and you don’t have the luxury to wait that long because your job is on a line).
  2. Do a THC detox (app. 5-7 days). You put your metabolism (that eliminates weed) into hyperdrive with detox products (drinks, tablets, dietary fibers).
  3. Use fake urine (1 day). This is solemnly to pass a urine drug test – an option when you’re truly desperate. Get some clean urine from a friend or buy a synthetic urine. The point is not to lose your job.

Why would you wonder how to get weed out of your system fast? Because more than half (59%) who are caught on urine drug tests are THC-positive (and get fired in 80% of cases).

How To Get Weed Out Of Your System
More than half of people caught on drug tests are THC positive.

This needn’t happen, especially as there are ways to get weed of your system and it’s not all that hard.

Here’s the quick summary of how to get weed out of your system, we’ll go into a bit more details later on.

How To Get Weed Out Of Your System In 1 Day, 1 Week, 1 Month

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1 Week AwayTHC DetoxHeavy Users: 5-Day Detox
Moderate Users: 3-Day Detox
1-time Smoker: Water, Sports, Healthy Diet
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Of course, #1 rule is to stop smoking immediately (unless you use fake urine).

Timing Is Everything When You Want To Get Marijuana Out Of Your System

The only question when you’re wondering how to get marijuana out of your system is WHEN you have a drug test:

Drug test next month? 

No problem, just wait it out. As you see in the graph below, after 30 days, there is less than 5% probability that you will be caught on a drug test (if you want to guarantee to pass, just do a 5-day detox – will explain later on).

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More than 50% of people are still THC positive within 10 days after last joint.

Do you have a drug test next week and you’re wondering how to get weed out of your system fast?

In the first 10 days after the last joint, the chances of getting caught are about 50:50. You can take your chances, or you can do a 5-day detox (for heavy users) or 3-day detox (moderate users) and pass a THC urine drug test without a problem. You can get the 5-day detox here (with overnight shipping).

How to get weed out of your system in 24 hours?

Well, if you only have a day or two before the weed test, you can’t get the weed out of your system. Not even the near-toxic diarrhea-sh*tstorm detoxes work that fast. However, you can still pass a urine drug test by getting fake pee. From your friend or getting a synthetic urine. You can read more about weed detox here.

Oh, rule #1 is to stop smoking weed (fairly obvious, right?). Well, you don’t even have to do stop if you get a clear urine or synthetic urine anyway.

#1 Option – Wait It Out (THC elimination study)

The science about how to get weed out of your system is pretty much known via THC elimination studies. You can go into a bit of scientific reading in an article published in the Journal of Analytical Toxicology here. They basically studied 60 weed smokers who smoked 10 joints per week in the last 10 years.

thc elimination study
Source: Journal of Analytical Toxicology, 2009, at https://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pmc/articles/PMC2587336/

As you see, if you give a body 1 month, it pretty much knows how to eliminate THC out of your system.

However, the reality is that very few employers will give a 1-month notice for a drug test. Usually, you get a 1-week notice. Nonetheless, if you have a great boss that will give you heads up 1-month in advance, here is your step-by-step plan:

  1. Stop smoking weed for the next 30 days.
  2. The body will eliminate the weed out of your system by itself.

#2 Option – Weed Detox (most common)

More than 80% of employees will give you about a week notice for a urine drug test. This is not enough time for the body itself to eliminate all the THC but you can help your body with a detox.

It basically comes down to stop smoking weed and picking the best weed detox drink/tablets out there.

Stop smoking weed for a week can be difficult but not impossible, even for a heavy user. Picking out the detox drinks is another thing: you can buy anything from a niacin-bomb drink that might be harmful to ‘detox drinks’ that more resemble smoothies than detox drinks.

There are lots of advice about which THC detox works best over the internet, and I’ve summoned all the BS that is posted (and actual advice on how to get weed out of your system fast) in an article about THC detox.

Basically, yes, you have detox drinks and niacin-detox pills and dietary fibers to choose from; but me – I don’t like to take chances and the best way to get weed out of my system in a week is the Toxin Rid formula. Why?

Because it combines all 3:

  • Detox drinks
  • Detox pills AND…
  • … Dietary fibers

It pretty much the only thing that I found (myself and asking people on the street) that works consistently.

It is also no wonder that this 3-in-1 formula is the most commonly used for weed detox. Here is your plan:

Are you a moderate user (2-6 joints per week)?  3-day detox should be enough. You can get the 3-Day Toxin Rid here.

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A heavy user? You should look into 5- or 7-days detox (depending on how heavy user you are). Here’s the link to 5-Day Toxin Rid.

For a one-time user? I would presume that 1 joint will not register you as ‘THC positive’ on a drug test if you drink a lot of water and do some moderate sports for 1 week and are consistent with your healthy diet. Some detox drink such as QCarbo16 can’t hurt.

#3 Option – Fake Urine (yes, you don’t stop smoking)

How to get weed out of your system in 24 hours? Unfortunately, nothing will do that. When you have to take a drug test in a day or so, you really can’t detox.

You can risk it, of course. Chances are that you won’t get caught if you smoked 1 joint. However, if you’re a regular user, you do know what kind of mess will come from being tested positive for weed.

The solution here is fake urine. The best thing is to call a friend who you can trust and know for sure that has clear urine. Let him or her just give you his piss and you can take it with you on a drug test – just remember to preheat it to body temperature before you go to your drug test appointment.

However, if all your trusted friends are stoners like mine, you can still get a synthetic urine. Synthetic urine is what they use for calibrating urine drug tests – a laboratory-made solution that resembles urine (but doesn’t contain any drugs, of course). I always go for actually the real urine – you get it powdered and just add water.

You can find the best performing Sub-Solution synthetic urine here (best quality but pricey) and here is the real powdered urine (which is in other words ‘clean urine’).

Just Let The Weed Out Of Your System On Your Own Terms

I hope we’ve learned that our body is a fairly good system and knows exactly how to get weed out of your system. Unfortunately, it works too slow. A month or so.

That’s why we have THC detoxes (1 week) and synthetic urine (1 day) to help us out when we need to pass a drug test.

Both might be a bit costly, and using synthetic urine feels like being a con artist a bit, but let me assure you – it’s still better than testing positive and losing a job or not getting a job you interviewed for.

Also, if you have experience with how to get weed out of your system fast or in a week, you can comment below to help other people looking to clean weed out of their systems as well.

How To Pass A Urine Drug Test Naturally (Or Not)

How To Pass A Urine Drug Test Naturally (Or Not)

One of the most depressing things about an upcoming job interview is stressing whether or not you will pass the urine test. Will you be judged by what you pee into that container?

Most of the times, you don’t have enough time to clear all the drugs metabolites from your body. Fortunately, there are natural ways of minimizing the chances of drug detection in your urine. Before we discuss how to pass a urine drug test naturally, here is what you need to know about passing a urinalysis test.

How Does Urinalysis Test Even Work?

Urinalysis is the most common and overwhelming drug test conducted in the US. It involves screening urine samples in the lab conditions for proof of prior drug test usage. Specifically, they are screened for byproducts known as metabolites, produced as the body breaks down the active chemicals in the drugs ingested.

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12-panel test detects anything from THC, meth to opiates.

These tests are not meant to look for THC; instead, their main focus is on primary metabolite known as THC-COOH, with a cutoff value of 50ng/ml. This means that as long your THC-COOH is less than 49 nanograms or less in each milliliter of your urine, then you will test negative of any drug. It is as simple as that.

If you wonder how to pass a urine drug test naturally, have one thing in mind: Will natural methods bring that number down under 50ng/ml? That the all-or-nothing like.

Upon receiving your urine samples in the lab, technicians will first split it in half. The first half will go through an immunoassay analyzer, which detects the presence of any macromolecules based on the amount of antibodies produced. If this comes out positive, they proceed to the second sample which is examined through a gas chromatography-mass spectrometry device that confirms the results and identifies the specific metabolite linked to a certain drug.

Unfortunately, for cannabis users, THC-COOH metabolizes very slowly because of being fat soluble. Therefore, unlike cocaine, alcohol, opiates, methamphetamines, and several other drug varieties that are broken down and excreted by the body in 6-72 hours, THC-COOH will remain in the body for 5-90 days. In fact, the more you take, the longer it takes for your body to break down all of it. This brings us to the first obvious method of passing a urinalysis test.

How to Pass a Urine Drug Test Naturally

The most effective plan for passing a drug test is to use the timeliness of various drugs to pass the next urine test.

thc detection times
More than 50% of people are still THC positive within 10 days after the last joint.

However, this is easier said than done since most drug tests are randomly conducted. You probably cannot predict when you will be required to turn in a sample. However, if you know of when you will have to do a urine test, be sure to plan ahead by knowing how long the drug you are using will stay in your system.

Top 5 Natural Ways of Passing a Urine Drug Test

Although no one can guarantee 100% success, not even the most popular detox solutions like Toxin Rid, there are natural methods that can help increase your chances of getting negative results in a drug test.

However, this largely depends on your daily drug usage, your health, and your weight among other factors. Let’s look at some of the natural ways that have been used successfully to reduce the chances of drug detection in urine test:

#1 Diluting with Water

Using water to flush out drug residues from your body is the easiest and cheapest way to pass a urine drug test. Water is an excellent way to start the detoxification process as its starts diluting the drug residues in your urine. The more water you drink, the more the drug residues are relieved from your body. To cleanse your body, you need to drink about sixty-four ounces of water a day a few days before your drug test is due.

You need to be cautious though since too much water will dilute your urine too much which may result in another drug test.

#2 Have A Coffee!

Drinking coffee days before your drug test will also do the trick. This is because drinking coffee makes you hydrate a lot more and the more water you consume, the more toxins leave your body along with it.

How much coffee should you drink? Well, not too much, of course, but the exact amount is never stated. So is this an urban myth about how to pass a urine drug test naturally? Probably.

Using caffeine to flush out drug residues from your body is not a permanent solution though as the method will only eliminate the THC in your blood and not the one that is accumulated in fat cells and tissues.

#3 Rigorous Exercises

The most natural way to detoxify your body is through rigorous workouts. Working out increases the metabolism levels in your body, this, in turn, leads to the breaking down of fat cells releasing all the THC. The THC gets out of the body in the form of sweat hence flushing out the drug residue.

Exercising gets out more toxins from your body than flushing them in the form of urine by drinking lots of water.

#4 Using Weight Loss Pills

Weight loss pills such as Vitamin B3 tablets (also known as Niacin), which are readily available over the counter in drug stores can also be used for detoxification. These pills expand your blood vessels allowing the bloodstream to become more soluble hence completing the detoxification process more quickly. To get a negative urine drug test, this drugs should be taken a few days before the drug test takes place.

It is important to note that taking the pills may come with side effects such as damages to the liver, fainting, and vomiting. One should be ready to encounter any or all of the side effects before they decide to use the weight loss pills to flush out drug residue.

#5 Cranberry Juice

Another common technique used by people who want to pass a drug test is by use of cranberry juice. Cranberry juice can very quickly and easily flush out toxic waste and excess sodium from your body.

Though cranberry juice will get the job done, it might work better when combined with another drug removal method. Combining cranberry juice method with another will ensure without a doubt that you get a negative in your urine drug test.

Wrap Up

Cheating a urine test is hard, and the only sure bet is to understand how long the drug metabolites will be in your system. Also, if you have to take drugs, do so in moderation. The above natural methods will significantly reduce the chances of drugs detection in your urine.

 

 

 

 

 

 

TestClear Coupon Code 2018 – Click Link + ‘TestClear10’

TestClear Coupon Code 2018 – Click Link + ‘TestClear10’

TestClear is the most well-known company that sells detoxes and synthetic urine to pass a drug test. Most of the time, they run a promotion where you can get TestClear discount. Usually, before you enter your payment info, you can enter TestClear coupon code and get a discount.

Just go through this link, fill your basket and enter ‘TestClear10‘.

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This is what you should be looking at. Just go through the link we’ll provide and input the discount code and you’ll get an immediate 10% discount.

We are going to list every TestClear coupon code we get our hands on here. Everybody can use the 2018 Testclear coupon code and get a 10% discount on all of your purchases (albeit you have to go through the provided link – I’ll provide it in a second).

Current TestClear Coupon Code 2018

Here all TestClear coupon codes in 2018 are gathered and are keeping the list of discounts up to date. If you find any other coupon code for TestClear, just include in the comments (and provide the link through which the coupon is valid) and let’s help each other out.

(1) TestClear coupon code and link 2018: Go through this discount link to TestClear.com site (it’s vital you go through it for the code to be valid), fill your shopping cart and use coupon code ‘TestClear10’.

If you went through the provided link, you should get 10% discount site-wide on TestClear.

How TestClear Discount Code Works? (Example)

Here is what I do when buying 10-Day Toxin Rid from TestClear (the safest way to pass a drug test):

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My basket before applying TestClear 10% discount

Then I go and use the TestClear 2018 coupon like this:

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Input the ‘TestClear10’ code and hit ‘APPLY’.

You get a confirmation:

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My code is approved (just make sure to go through the provided link for the code to be valid).

Now I check my basket to see how much I got deducted from the initial purchase:

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Checks out! I just saved 19$.

If you buy drug tests in order to check when you stop being positive for weed or any other substance, you can save up to $30 with a simple TestClear coupon code. Here is the discount link again – discount link to TestClear.com site.

7-Day Toxin Rid Detox Review – Does It Make You Pass A Drug Test?

7-Day Toxin Rid Detox Review – Does It Make You Pass A Drug Test?

You won’t believe this but 7-Day Toxin Rid detox is the most overlooked of the all Toxin Rid line products. I, for one, don’t really know why – everybody just goes for 10-day or 5-day one. All of the Toxin Rid’s, including Toxin Rid 7-day detox, work in the same way and are, at least in my opinion, the best detox combo as far as flushing out THC goes in order to pass a drug test in seven days (you should read the Toxin Rid Reviews article to better understand what makes them the best).

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More than half a million US citizens fail a drug test every year. Failing a drug test can lead to losing a job or landing in prison – but 7-Day Toxin Rid can save you of that.

Why does Toxin Rid 7-Day detox deserve more love?

For one, a majority of employees give you a week’s notice for a medical examination. So you have about 7 days to figure out how to get the weed out of your system (unless of course you’re too late and your last option is using synthetic urine).

Secondly, you’ll see in all Toxin Rid 7-day detox reviews that ‘The 7 Day’ works just as well as the rest of them. Now, I have never used the seven-day Toxin Rid detox partly because I’m a heavy smoker and partly because I REALLY want to be sure to pass a drug test and I do a 10-day Toxin Rid instead. It’s a bit more expensive than 7-day detox but hey at least I don’t lose a $50k+ a year job for few extra bucks.

Which Is The Best Detox To Pass A Drug Test?

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Here I’m going to do a decent Toxin Rid 7-day detox review because I have a weak spot for it and quite frankly because it so nicely fits with the 1-week notice for a drug test by so many employers.

7-Day Toxin Rid Detox Review (Because It Deserves One)

I went through why Toxin Rid is the most thorough detox for THC, amphetamines and other drugs quite a few times now, but I’ll do a quick summary for seven days detox here:

All Toxin Rid detoxes, including 7-Day Toxin Rid detox, use 3 different formulas to flush the drugs out of your system. It’s basically 3-in-1 combo and it works so well because it combines them all – pre-rid pills (these are major for detox), detox liquid drink and dietary fibers.

THC, for example, leaves your body via urine (20%) and via feces (65%). That’s right, most of the weed comes out through the back end – here is a study in Journal of Physiatry 2012 article that confirms that. 7-Day Toxin Rid detox simply puts the THC elimination via urine AS WELL AS via feces in hyperdrive.

The result is that you’ll pass a drug test in 7 days instead of 20 days (normal time for a heavier smoker to test THC negative on a standard urine drug test).

How To Use 7-Day Toxin Rid To Detox? Day-By-Day-Instructions

When you start with Toxin Rid (with pre-rid pills – you get 105 of them in 7-Day Toxin Rid package), you can expect some serious increase in urine flow and, am, feces generation.

In short, you’ll pee a lot and sh*t a lot. It can be a bother but that’s what it takes if you want to be clean for the drug test. And yes, maybe some other products go by ‘just drink this stuff, bro, it’s gonna be cool in like 2 hours, you’ll pass the test, no sweat’ motto, I can say with a high degree of certainty that drinking that is one of the surest ways of how not to pass a drug test.

The 7-Day Toxin Rid does take a bit of work (you have to use 15 pills per day, for example, for 7 days) but it thoroughly clears you out. And it doesn’t cost 20 bucks, it’s sold for $129.95, quite a high price but passing a drug test is really not something you can afford to fail – I mean, it does have an effect on your near future in a big way.

Here are the 7-Day Toxin Rid instructions. This is how you use the ‘7 Day’:

DayWhat To Take?How To Take It?
115 pre-rid pillsTake 3 pills an hour for 5 times
215 pre-rid pillsTake 3 pills an hour for 5 times
315 pre-rid pillsTake 3 pills an hour for 5 times
415 pre-rid pillsTake 3 pills an hour for 5 times
515 pre-rid pillsTake 3 pills an hour for 5 times
615 pre-rid pillsTake 3 pills an hour for 5 times
7 (day of the drug test)1. 15 pre-rid pills.
2. Drink detox liquid.
3. Drink dietary fibres.
1. Take 3 pills an hour for 5 times.
2. Drink 1/2 of detox liquid 4 hours before the test and the other 1/2 2 hours before the test.
3. Drink dietary fibres 1 hour before the test.
Congratulations!You passed the drug test!

Here is a guy from Hawaii that went through this and posted a positive review:

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7-Day Toxin Rid review.

If you are a frequent smoker, like smoking a joint almost every day (but not every day – the 10-Day detox is for that), you should really look into the 7-Day Toxin Rid detox for your own good.

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You can see all the Toxin Rid detoxes here. Just pick the 7-Day, use the instructions and you’ll pass a drug test with no problems.

The producer of Toxin Rid 7-Day detox, TestClear, was also kind enough to offer 10% OFF of all Toxin Rid products with this link and using ‘TestClear10’ code. Hope this help someone pass a drug test and save some on detox – to be later used on weed, of course.

 

Toxin Rid Reviews 2018: Is 10 Day Detox Still Best For Drug Test?

Toxin Rid Reviews 2018: Is 10 Day Detox Still Best For Drug Test?

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Before looking at Toxin Rid reviews, especially Toxin Rid 10 day detox review, let me say that I once noted that there are only two sure ways to pass a urine drug test:

  • Synthetic urine or…
  • Toxin Rid detox products.

If you need to pass a drug test quickly, Toxin Rid is usually the sure and guaranteed way of passing a drug test. Here is a review about how using Toxin Rid goes:

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Urinating like Niagara Falls will clean you out much faster, obviously.

Does Toxin Rid still work in 2018?

Drug tests didn’t change much in the last few years so it’s nice to see that Toxin Rid Detox still works in 2018 just as great as it did before.

Toxin Rid 10 day detox is the most sought-after detox for passing a THC drug test for a good reason – their 3-in-1 formula leaves nothing to chance and it does clean you for a drug test.

What is more, Toxin Rid reviews (we’re going to have look at some of them) are mostly positive as well. However, most of them agree that it takes time. Toxin Rid is nothing more (or less) than an accelerated drug detox for weed, opiates, amphetamines, you name it.

Here are the best Toxin Rid kits for detox (which one you choose depends on how frequently you smoke weed):

Toxin Rid Reviews 2018 Comparison

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Given most of the reviews of Toxin Rid, you can use it to pass a drug test even if you have drug test scheduled less than 10 days before starting with Toxin Rid 10 day detox.

Here is how to use 10-Day Toxin Rid detox (confirmed to work via using drug test kits):

Does Toxin Rid work is not a correct question here – how many days of Toxin Rid I need to pass a drug test would be more appropriate. Let’s have a look at some science and reviews behind Toxin Rid products.

You can check out our Toxin Rid 10-day detox review here – it’s most powerful one, specially designed for heavy smokers.

Toxin Rid Reviews (Science of the Popular 3-in-1 Detox Action)

If you talk with people who used some kind of detox product to pass a drug test, most of them will tell you that they tried with a true-and-tried formula of detox drinks for a drug test, and drinking a lot of water. Some did it with detox pills and others even with ‘a very healthy diet’ usually rich in fibers.

In Toxin Rid reviews we’ll see that it consists of a 3-in-1 formula – it combines detox drinks with pre-rid tablets and additional dietary fibers to make sure you do everything possible to detox as quickly as possible.

Toxin Rid 10 day detox, for example, comes with 150 pre-rid detox pills. Now, you can believe that 150 pills should make a significant change.

In our assessment of Toxin Rid tablets, drink, and dietary fiber content, we found that THC is eliminated in 2 days:

  1. Increased elimination via urine. Urine production and elimination are increased due to the presence of electrolytes and herbal remedies.
  2. Increased elimination via feces. The concentration of THC in feces is increased – that means that a lot more of THC leaves the body via feces excretion.

Toxin Rid Content

Pre-rid tablets:

IngredientQuantity [mg]Presumed effect
Alfalfa Leaf Extract160Feces production
Calcium (as Calcium Carbonate)90Increased urination
Iron (as Iron Glycinate)3Increased urination
Magnesium (Magnesium Oxide)295Increased urination
Kelp150Releases Toxins
Cloride (Potassium Cloride)625Increased urination
Total Carbohydrates1000Dietary fibre
Sodium (as Sodium Cloride)40Increased urination
Potassium (as Potassium Cloride)75Increased urination
Low-sodium sea minerals1800Increased urination
Boron (as Boron Citrate)2.5Increased urination

Detox liquid:

  • Magnesium – 750 mg
  • Chloride – 1950 mg
  • Sodium – 15 mg
  • Potassium – 10 mg
  • Sulfate – 120 mg
  • Lithium – 4.5 mg
  • Boron – 3 mg

Dietary fiber:

  • Sodium – 5 mg
  • Total Carbohydrate – 6 g
  • Dietary Fiber – 6 g

Detoxing before a job-related drug test is pretty much the best idea to have – you can lose your job just because you smoked one (too many) joints in your leisure time. Of course, weed is legal and everything, but more than 80% of people get fired when THC positive on a drug test. Immediately.

Here is how much time can weed be detected in your system and how Toxin Rid reviews can help you minimize the chances of getting caught according to the Journal of Analytical Toxicology (supported by Mayo Clinic).

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More than 50% of people are still THC positive within 10 days after the last joint.

As you’ll see from Toxin Rid reviews, the 3-in-1 formula is not a magic detox. However, it does doubles the speed THC leaves your system. Toxin Rid 3 days detox will make you pee our as much THC as you would in a week. This dramatically increases (if not even guarantees) your chances of passing a drug test and keeping your job.

Let’s have a look at few of Toxin Rid reviews:

10 Day Toxin Rid Reviews (Heavy Smokers)

The 10-day detox treatment is the most effective one out there and used by many heavy smokers. For 1 time smokers even drinking lots of cranberry juice and lots of water will help them eliminate the drugs in 10 days.

However, if you’ve been smoking a joint for last few months or even years, you know full well it won’t go out with just a bit of extra water. Toxin Rid 10 day detox is the surest way to detox thoroughly.

The simple fact why Toxin Rid works is the 3-in-1 formula. Basically, drugs go out of the system via urine or fecal matter. If you do a Toxin Rid analysis, you can see why it accelerates drug elimination:

  1. Pre-rid pills make you pee. A lot.
  2. Detox drink before a drug test makes you pee. Really a lot.
  3. Dietary fibers bind drugs in fecal matter. You simply get more drugs out of the system via defecation.

Examples of Toxin Rid 10 Day Detox Reviews

The science checks out, let’s see some Toxin Rid reviews:

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Toxin Rid review from 420magazine

As said previously, Toxin Rid reviews do suggest you need some time to get cleaned. However, it is true that it’s best, to be honest about how much you smoke. When your job is on the line, you don’t want to blind yourself or just use a simple detox drink like QCarbo16.

When you know you’re a heavy user and want a guarantee to pass, 10 Day Toxin Rid is arguably your best bet.

You can get 10 Day Toxin Rid detox here.

Toxin Rid 5 Day Detox Reviews (Moderate Smokers)

One of the most practical Toxin Rid reviews I found out there is the chat with the Test Clear company that sells it. Here is the word-by-word transcript of the chat:

What I really love about this review of Toxin Rid is that the guy got the 35k job and is now well off. And best of all, when you pass a drug test, you know they’re not likely to test you again in some time and you have a free pass.

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Here we can see that you can pass a drug test with 5-day detox even if you get a 7-day notice. You can usually find very good evidence in Toxin Rid reviews that it dramatically increases the chances of passing a drug test, but the only way to be 100% sure is to start 10-15 days before a drug test.

You can get the 5-Day Toxin Rid detox here.

Toxin Rid 3 Days Detox (One-Time Smokers)

The 3-day Toxin Rid is usually for one-time smokers. For example, if you’ve been to Amsterdam or like Colorado and had to just try. It would be a pity to lose a job over 1 joint and Toxin Rid 3 days detox is pretty much the surest and cheapest way to prevent that.

With the user rating of 5 stars, you can see that it does work for light smokers pretty well. Do keep in mind, however, that 3-day detox might not be nearly enough if you’re a heavy smoker.

You can get the 3 Days Toxin Rid here.

As we’ve cleared it out, one has to be always honest to him or herself when it comes to how much drugs are in one’s body and choose a Toxin Rid package accordingly. Oh, there is such a thing as Toxin Rid 7-Days detox for the 1-week notice people.

Conclusion on Toxin Rid Reviews In 2018

Given that most drug tests (such as for weed and opiates) didn’t change in 2018, the Toxin Rid products that worked in the past should work in 2018 as well.

Oh, if you need a 10% OFF on all products, TestClear was kind enough to provide StonersRetreat with a discount. Just follow the instructions for TestClear coupon code.

If, for example, they would lower the cut-off limits on tests, we might be in problems but for now, we are safe with Toxin Rid. However, if they lower them, the synthetic urine will be the only thing left to pass a drug test for sure.

With the new legislation of ‘testing positive on marijuana in the workplace is ok’ slowly rolling in, I hope that in few years we won’t have to afraid for our jobs just because we freely smoke weed in our spare time.

 

How To Pass A 10 Panel Drug Test In 2018?

How To Pass A 10 Panel Drug Test In 2018?

Testing yourself for drugs with drug test kits before actually taking an official drug test is pretty much the smartest thing you can do if you’re a regular user of THC, amphetamines, cocaine or other illegal drugs. Since the 10-panel drug test is most frequently used one we’ll go into how to pass a 10-panel drug test as well.

It is pretty simple, really – failing to pass a drug test will probably cost you your job and will put a ‘drug user’ on your medical record. Getting a job after failing a drug test is a lot tougher – and getting a job is not easy, to begin with.

Here we’ll go into different drug test kits. If you want to know how to pass a 10-panel drug test (or any other drug test), there are basically two options:

  1. Synthetic urine (no need to detox).
  2. Detox (preferably with Toxin Rid detox products because they are known to work consistently).

Here is a quick look at the whole palette of detox products (choose one to get clean):

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An employer will usually give you a notice when they will test you for drugs (also known as a routine medical examination).

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You want to win this match so you’re employer doesn’t catch you.

Fortunately, testing yourself for drugs is easy with home drug test kits. When it comes to how to pass a 10-panel drug test, however, thing become more complicated. This is how you’ll know for sure if you’re positive; and if you are, you’ll have time to do something about it – choose best marijuana detox, maybe.

Drug testing kits are too easy to use for you not to test yourself. Usually, they require you to pee on a stick (somewhat like a pregnancy test) or pee in a cup and gives you result in 5 minutes.  

Here is a breakdown of various home drug test kits you can use:

how to pass a 10-panel drug test

Drug Test Kits – Multiple Panel Urine Drug Tests

There are two situations in which drug test kits such as 10-panel urine drug test, for example, are mostly used:

  1. Checking if you’re positive for drugs before a drug test.
  2. Checking if you’re still positive for a drug after a detox. It’s basically using drug testing kits to confirm your detox of choice really cleaned you up properly. You don’t want to go pee in a cup not knowing if you’re still THC positive, for example, after a THC detox.

Drug test kits are surprisingly simple to use. Best of all, they have 98-99% accuracy. So, if you use a home drug testing kit that tells you, you’re positive, then you most probably are. How to pass a 10-panel drug test if you’re THC positive is another matter.

When choosing a urine drug test kit, it usually comes down to:

  • What drugs you want to test yourself for. THC, amphetamines, cocaine, benzodiazepines, heroin, whatever.
  • How many tests you need (test usually come in packs of 5, 10 or even 20 because during the detox, users tend to test themselves every day to see when to stop detoxing – when you’re negative, there is no point to detox anymore, right?).

If you’re here just because you smoked some weed, for example, you don’t need to buy a 10-panel urine drug test kit. You only want to check for one – that’s THC. Don’t spend your money on the tests; they are very cheap. Better save up for well-performing detox products – those might be expensive, but job-saving. This is, along with synthetic urine, one of the best ways how to pass a 10-panel drug test.

Marijuana Single Panel Urine Drug Testing Kit – Just For Weed (THC)

The most common currently illegal drug out there is weed and it’s not surprising that people need so many drug test kits for marijuana. No one wants to lose their job because they’re smoking something that is even legal in states like Colorado.

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More than 50% of people are still THC positive within 10 days after the last joint.

Some people even think the employer will ‘let it go’ if you’re found THC positive on an official drug test because he’s a good guy. He or she can be the best guy out there that rolls joints with you in the bathroom but all employers (bosses…) are bound by law to report drug positive employees. They can’t give you a pass no matter much how they want to – the charges they would face are pretty severe. That’s why passing a 10-panel drug test as well as only THC drug test is so important.

Examples Of Good Single Panel Drug Test Kits ONLY For THC

Ok, so let’s get straight about this drug test kits because many people buy 10-panel urine drug test just for weed (which is absurd). I’ve found and used several single panel urine drug test kits that test only for THC. All of them work excellent but some of them you must buy in bulk (like 10 pack of THC tests).

In my experience, Amazon has the quickest shipping and they are very discrete about it – it’s like going to the local pharmacy, asking ‘Ugmm… I need to test for weed’ with everybody looking and being pretty damn obvious.

TIP: If you need it once or twice, just buy 1 or 2 – it will cost you less than $5. Yeah, per test, buying 10 might be cheaper but do you really need 10? You’ll know best. Here are some good examples of single panel drug testing kits ONLY for THC:


As you see the THC urine drug test kits above, you can buy 1 or 2 pack for about 5 bucks or so. If you think you’ll need more in the future, it might be smarter to buy packs of 10 or 15 tests because they cost considerably less per test.

It really comes down to how often you’ll need them. HINT: Tests for multiple drugs are more expensive and it would be a waste of money if you only need to test for THC.

5 Panel Urine Drug Test Kits

If you want to test yourself with a home drug test kit for amphetamines, cocaine, opiates or benzodiazepines, you, unfortunately, won’t find a single panel test for every substance.

However, you can get a 5-panel urine drug test kit for all of them combined. For example, if you used amphetamines and want to find out if you’ll test positive on an official drug test, you get yourself a 5-panel urine drug test, pee on it and see if the amphetamine positive line shows up.

The most affordable and reliable 5-panel urine drug test out there is by EasyHome. It comes in a pack of 5 and costs a bit more than $10, and it tests for the following substances:

  • THC (marijuana)
  • Cocaine (crack)
  • Opiates (heroin, morphine)
  • Benzodiazepines (powerful sedatives)
  • Amphetamines (ecstasy, MDMA, meth, crystal meth, ‘blue stuff Walter White makes’)

You can buy the 5 panel test here.

Believe it or not, heavier users buy 10-panel urine drug tests or even 12 panels. After reading how to pass a 10-panel drug test, they choose either detox or synthetic urine and need to check if it works or not (synthetic urine, for example, always works).

10 Panel Urine Drug Test Kits

In some cases, the employers that send you on a drug test, actually tells you that’s you’re going to have to take a 10-panel urine drug test. That’s why many people are wondering how to pass a 10-panel urine drug test.

Well, 10 panel is just a drug test that tests you for 10 different drugs. In addition to the listed ones in 5-panel urine drug test, 10-panel urine drug test includes:

  • Barbiturates (sedatives…)
  • Methadone
  • PCP (phencyclidine)

What is more, the 10-panel test can differentiate between different opiates and amphetamines. It additionally tests for:

  • Oxycodone
  • Morphine
  • Methamphetamine (meth, crystal meth)

The ordinary panels test require you to get your own cup and pee in it, or just pee on the test strip itself. With 10-panel urine drug test, you can, in addition to regular test strips, get a drug testing cup. You can see some the ordinary test strip test and cup test below (and check if your way of how to pass a 10-panel drug test worked out or not):


The test strip tests are a bit cheaper but a cup gives better results. Why? Well, when you come to give a urine sample for a 10-panel drug test, they will use the same cup and the same strips. If you pass with this home drug test kit, you can bet you’re going to pass an official drug test as well.

12 Panel Urine Drug Test Kits

The 12-panel urine drug test kit is pretty much the ultimate drug testing machine. It really tests for almost everything, short of LSD and ketamine. With 12-panel urine drug test, you can check for two additional drugs as compared with a 10-panel urine test. These are:

  • MDMA (methylenedioxymethamphetamine)
  • PPX (propoxyphene)

As with the 10 panel, you can get them regular (test strips) or with a cup (which is basically a cup + test strips on a cup). Here you have them:


Testing at Home Will Make You Less Anxious On Official Test

Nobody really likes to take a drug test but we all kind of have to, usually for job-related purposes.

In my experience, I prefer to take a drug test at home first, even though I’ve been detoxing for 2 weeks. Why?

Because I feel less anxious when taking a drug test. It’s like I can keep my stress levels under control by smoking one right before the test, right? The best bet is how to pass a 10-panel drug test effectively and go to the lab confidently.

Knowing for a fact that I will pass a test makes it easier and I am much less suspicious to the medical staff performing the test. Confidence is key, remember?

 

 

 

3 Shocking Ways How To Pass A Drug Test (In 24 Hours)

3 Shocking Ways How To Pass A Drug Test (In 24 Hours)

When you start wondering how to pass a urine drug test in 24 hours (or even less), I can bet you’re just brainstorming what to do. Why?

Because failing your urine drug test will mean you won’t get a job you applied for or keep your current job. Here is a story from New York Times about how difficult it is to get a job (because people don’t pass the pre-employment drug test).

We’ll explain Top 3 ways of how to pass a urine drug test quickly (in 24 hours or less) but there are honestly only 2 ways that consistently work (and are thus most commonly used):

  1. Detox (slow) – especially with Toxin Rid products (it takes some days and involves swallowing 45-150 cleansing pills – you can read all about it in Toxin Rid review here).
  2. Synthetic Urine (quickless than 24 hours) – lab-made urine that checks out just like a real clean urine on a drug test. If you REALLY need to pass a urine drug test in 24 hours, you should check out Synthetic Urine 2018 Comparison and get the best one).
how many people get caught on urine drug test
More than half of people caught on drug tests are THC positive. Source: Journal of Analytical Toxicology, Vol. 25, November/December 2002

You basically have two options, either you go Big Lebowski way and see what happens:

how to pass a urine drug test in 24 hours or less

…or you actually man up and act in what little time you have left. Don’t leave it up to chance, too much depends on passing a urine drug test. You can count that your employer tests you for a reason.

1 day is a very limited time window so if you’re in a hurry and need know how to pass a urine drug test in 24 hours fix right away, fast-forward to quick fix here (newsflash, you’ll probably need friend’s urine or synthetic urine).

If you have some days to a urine drug test, you could do a quick and simple marijuana detox with a 5-Day or 10-Day Toxin Rid (learn more at Toxin Rid reviews). However, if you have to pass a urine drug test tomorrow, you can’t really detox. Fortunately, there is a way (check out #3 option) how to pass a drug test in 24 hours:

How To Pass A Urine Drug Test In 24 Hours (3 options)

When you’re a day away from a urine drug test, there are basically three ways to do it –

How to pass a urine drug test in 24 hours?

  1. Synthetic urine is the most common way of passing a drug test on short notice because it 100% guarantees you to pass. Yes, you can have it shipped in less than 24 hours and will work every time. You just add water to synthetic urine powder and are good to go, or buy the next gen Sub-Solution synthetic urine (scored No. 1 as the best synthetic urine of 2018) which is ready-to-go for immediate use and even heats itself to body temperature.
  2. Flush detox drinks right before taking a urine drug test. WARNING: These are very powerful drinks, many with as much niacin you consume in a whole month, and don’t be surprised to have straight diarrhea two days after you drink them.
  3. Friend’s urine. Basically, someone else’s urine – from a friend you can trust that is not on weed. If you’re like me and your best friends (or at least those to whom you are willing to pop the question ‘hey man, would you gimme some pee?’) are stoners, you’ve got a problem on your hands.

Personally, I always go for #1 since I prefer not to have diarrhea and when I ask my friends about how to pass a drug test quick they always say ‘go for the Sub thing’. I make a point to always trust stoners who kept their jobs after their drug test – they must be doing something right.

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So here are some experiences I had with passing a drug test in 24 hours but most of the things are from the guys on the street (the ones with jobs, of course) – by the way, if you don’t want to repeat my mistakes, you can skip #2 and #3. The #1 – synthetic urine (click here to get to #1) – is what most people use to pass a urine drug test in 24 hours.

How To Pass A Urine Drug Test Option #3 – Flush Detox Drinks/Kits

When trying to pass a urine drug test in 24 hours, my first idea was always those flush detox drinks. You get one, drink whatever it is (it may be disgusting but hey at least I’m keeping my job) and proudly pee in a cup, knowing you’ll test negative for THC, amphetamines, cocaine or whatever drugs you’ve been on to.

It’s not my first idea how to pass a urine drug test. What changed? I was on the toilet for 3 days straight.

The flush detox of my choice (that says it works in 1 day) definitely made me pee. A lot. After I drank the whole bottle (I’m not taking any chances), I felt a sudden urge to pee and go number two. How to pass a urine drug test in 24 hours shouldn’t be easy, right?

I was glad initially. How to pass a urine drug test in 1 day? Peeing a lot was definitely what I expected. I must have drunk 4 or 5 big water bottles that day and was on the toilet constantly. Checked with an OTC drug testing panel, I was negative (and exhausted). I, however, did find out how to pass a urine drug test in 24 hours the hard way.

And, yes, I passed. It has been about a week after my last joint and I think my urine cleared a bit in those days as well. Big success, right? Well…

Flush Detox Drinks Have Side Effects (Duh!)

After peeing in a cup with a smile on my face, the ‘symptoms’ didn’t really stop. I also made a mistake to congratulate myself for passing a urine drug test in less than 24 hours by lighting one up – I’ve been off for the whole week, so it felt amazing.

Got me some munchies beforehand cause I knew that when sh*t hits the fans I’ll eat just about everything. I did, and, guess what, only then did sh*t really hit the fan. Literally. How to pass a urine drug test in 24 hours just takes 24 hours – what happens next is not that easy:

I spent next two days going to the toilet and I’ve pretty much been doing number 1 through a whole that is meant for number 2. Yeah. That’s not really how I imagined how to pass a urine drug test in 24 hours should end up.

It was a vicious circle I wouldn’t wish for my worst enemy. I had massive diarrhea after passing a urine drug test, and I ate all the time because I smoked all the time because I didn’t feel the nice dizzy THC feeling for the whole past week.

Admittedly, after those two days, the things inside the detox drink must have gone out (with much of my insides) and diarrhea stopped.

In short, I would only recommend the flash detox to courageous stoners out there. I’m definitely not doing that again because there are better ways of how to pass a urine drug test in 24 hours:

Update: I haven’t tried the most popular detox drink QCarbo16 but that one seems to help (no one reports diarrhea at least).

Option #2 – Get A Fake Urine For Drug Test

Have you ever had to ask someone for a favor? It is a bit awkward, especially if you’re an introverted guy like me. Now imagine asking someone to give you his or her pee.

‘So here’s the deal, I’ve got a urine drug test tomorrow and the only way how I can pass it is if you give me your urine. You’re clean, right?’

Well, I don’t know about you but I don’t have many friends I can ask this question. I do understand how important it is not to fail a urine drug test but even with that drive, it’s hard to pop a urine question. And it’s not the best way how to pass a urine drug test in 24 hours. Of course, you can also buy its alternative synthetic urine in stores (albeit the best one is still sold exclusive online).

Nonetheless, if you can get a clean urine from a friend or sibling, you can store it in your pocket and present it as your own pee. When you get a cup to pee in at the urine drug test place, just go into the cabin, take out the pee (heat it up – I’ll show you how) and pour it into the cup. Is this really the best way how to pass a drug test fast?

How to pass a urine drug test in 24 hours with fake pee is not the best way to go – if you leave it out for more than 1 hours, it will start to smell really bad (and the lab will notice that). Synthetic urine (option #3) is a much better idea – doesn’t produce that smell.

Problem Of Getting Clean Friend’s Urine

If you have respectable and drug-free friends you don’t mind asking for favors, you’re in the clear. Just call your friend says ‘Listen up, this is how I can pass a urine drug test, and I’ll need your urine TODAY’. Get a cup, a flask, or the incognito belt and ‘collect’ friend’s urine. Job done.

On the other hand, if you’re like me and all your trusted friends are stoners, you’ve got a problem. Well, there is a bonus side of having weed-friendly friends – how to pass a urine drug test quickly is exactly the right question for them.

Some of them have probably faced the trials of needing to give a urine sample for a drug test, they’ll even tell you the story over a joint.

So here is what’s up if you don’t have some fake urine or want to invest in semi-toxic drug detox drinks…

‘Man, just get a synthetic urine and warm it up, you’ll do fine.’ That’s the advice I got and tested. Yeah, heavy smokers (with jobs) really know their stuff.

How To Pass A Urine Drug Test in 24 Hours With Synthetic Urine – Option #1 (Recommended)

Basically, with every urine drug test that you want to pass two things are needed:

  1. Urine.
  2. Assurance that is it clean.

Simple as that, right? Well, you have urine but it’s probably not clean.

Your friend has urine, but can you be sure that it is clean (if you, of course, do ask for the urine in the first place – awkward). Of course, once the urine is out, it will start to smell and the lab will notice that.

Synthetic Urine To Pass A Urine Drug Test In Less Than 24 Hours

Meet synthetic urine. Yeah, that’s urine that was made in a lab to look every aspect as like as a normal and clean urine looks like. There is actually a lot of science behind the best synthetic urine kits.

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It works like a real urine, except it is 100% clean.

You have your urine now ready to give a sample with the step-by-step (make urine, hide urine under clothes, take it out when in the cabin, warm it up and present it to the nurse).

Here the quick step-by-step for how to pass a urine drug test in 24 hours with synthetic urine:

  1. Get synthetic urine. According to the 2018 synthetic urine comparison, the best one to use is Sub-Solution – and I can attest to that (saved me a couple of times).
  2. Hide the urine somewhere under the clothes. I got myself a specially designed belt for this but it’s expensive for one drug test; however, if you expect to have more than 1 drug test in your lifetime, it might be worth it – here is the incognito belt.
  3. Heat it up. When they tell you to go into the cabin and pee in a cup, just smile, go in, take out synthetic urine and pour it into the cup. The ones with a vial (I know Sub has one) will heat themselves up.
  4. Give the urine sample and you’re off. HINT: Buy munchies cause you’ve probably been off the drugs for some time, and you’ve just got a free pass.

It’s quite simple and easy.

What many people I’ve talked to tell you that the only problem is warming it up. ‘You can’t do that with hands, man’, but they present you with a solution. Literally.

Almost all of them use so-called Sub-Solution synthetic urine for a simple reason:

‘This stuff heats itself up. By itself!’

Heat Activator In Synthetic Urine Solution (That’s How To Heat Up The Urine)

The synthetic urine really does come with heat activator. I find it quite amazing to be honest! Standing in the urine drug test cabin, I just added water to the powdered synthetic urine, and voila!, it was heated up to the room temperature and ready for the nurse.

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Review of Sub-Solution synthetic urine.

I’ve used it for a couple of tests by now but I’m amazed about how that cold water becomes warm and just like urine in my hand every single time (it may feel a bit gross but hey it’s helping you pass a drug test).

This is basically the best way how to pass a urine drug test in 24 hours (or even less):

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The No. 1 synthetic urine to pass a drug test in 2018 is Sub-Solution. You can buy it online here – if you order it before 4:30 pm EST you can get the same day shipping.

Guess how many times I’ve failed to pass a urine drug test?

Ok, I did fail once because I ordered it too late and had to give my real THC-positive pee. It was for a lousy job anyway, so I didn’t care much (I should!). Why?

Not because I didn’t get the job I honestly didn’t want anyway but because they put THC POSITIVE on your medical record. That’s right! Getting a new job was a lot tougher afterward.

And now my current employer knows I was positive some years ago and goes ahead and test me regularly (I’m being randomly chosen way too much – it’s like walking in the airport wearing a turban). Random checks, right?

When You Need Synthetic Urine Quick, Check FAST Shipping

I have the stuff at home because when the time comes I don’t want to google ‘How to pass a urine drug test in 24 hours extra extra quickly’ when my boss informs me I’m going to have to pee in a cup in 2 days time.

However, if this is your first urine drug test you feel frisky about, fast shipping is very important (time is probably running out). Gladly, the Sub-Solution shipping is quick enough. Usually, they ship on weekdays – order before 4:30 PM to get same day shipping.

Remember when I failed the urine drug test and lost my job? Well, I waited too long (being high probably had something to do with that, to be fair). Just make sure you have it on hand when you have to give a urine sample for a drug test.

Do read the instructions to reassure you. You don’t want to be looking too anxious when going to the doctor.

Always remember this when it comes to passing a drug test – Better safe than sorry.

I can’t believe how many people are ‘surprised’ they lost their job just because they failed a drug test. Some people (like most of the employers) take smoking weed seriously. Sorry but that’s the current reality.

Back To You Guys

Hopefully, now you know how to pass a drug test in 24 hours. I’m here for all the question you might have and I can ask around if I won’t be able to answer something.

I would much appreciate you sharing your own experience with how to pass a urine drug test. Don’t hold back, use an anonymous nickname or whatever. Let’s just help each other out.

How To Pass A Hair Follicle Drug Test Guaranteed In 2018?

How To Pass A Hair Follicle Drug Test Guaranteed In 2018?

A hair follicle drug test is usually the most dreaded one and how to pass a hair follicle drug test is challenging. With a urine test, you can use best marijuana detox or even use synthetic urine, with saliva test you can get some neutralizing gums. Hair drug test, however, is more difficult to fool and passing a hair follicle drug test is not guaranteed.

And when you’re figuring out how to pass a hair follicle drug test, there is hair follicle test drug detection time to consider. Here is a quick look at how long after the last use can marijuana be detected by different drug tests:

hair follicle test detection times
See why hair tests are a bother? You can be caught up to 3 months after smoking.

Because there is a lot (and I mean a lot) of misinformation around the net about hair analysis, I’m going to present some quick facts about hair drug tests. Here are the big 3:

  1. One-time smokers don’t have to be concerned with how to pass a hair follicle drug test. THC gathers in hair only in prolonged use (regular smokers).
  2. Most of ‘How to pass a hair drug test’ shampoos don’t really guarantee to pass a hair follicle drug test on their own. You need something stronger to extract THC out of your hair – usually a complete hair care with conditioner and purifier (shampoo alone is not enough). And even this is doubtful to work!
  3. If you shave your hair, you’re safe. Well, no – drug testers can take body hair from underarm, chest, legs. But if you shave those as well, you’re safe!

We’ll start off with more of these straight facts (because the internet is full of nonsense and people trying to answer how to pass a follicle hair test without using science) and I’ll explain the following in simple terms:

  • How does hair drug testing even work (how much hair they take and from – they take it from the root, by the way).
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A nurse only takes 1.5 inches of your hair from the root.
  • What happens if you decide to shave all of your hair before a hair follicle drug test.
  • Why using a detox shampoo on its own for hair drug test is a bunch of nonsense and using it is not a guaranteed way to pass a hair follicle drug test. Can’t just wash it out, you need extra conditioner and, most importantly, purifier. And even this is not a 100% guarantee of passing.
  • How to pass a hair drug test with shampoo, conditioner, and purifier (This is the best chance you have for passing a hair drug test, short of shaving all over).
  • How you can test yourself if your hair is drug (THC, cocaine, meth) positive with a hair drug test kit.

In short, you’ll need a shampoo to pass a hair follicle drug test (Zydot shampoo works best because of included purifier), and optionally a drug test to confirm – so 1 of each:

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How To Pass A Hair Follicle Drug Test – Misconceptions and Facts

A good thing about a hair drug test is that usually you’re alerted beforehand – hair drug testing counts as ‘toxicology screening‘. They don’t just come in and take a sample like with saliva drug test. You have a few days to prepare. Who usually asks you to do it?

  • Your current employer. If they want to check up on you, on random or every few years as regulated by law.
  • Your future employer. Admittedly, they are usually required by law to do a hair drug test.
  • Parents, partners, you name it. They might choose hair follicle drug test because it’s nearly impossible to cheat and it gives a positive result if you’ve smoked heavily in the last three months.

Will I Pass Hair Drug Test If I’ve Been Second Smoking? No Guarantees.

Well, second smoking how heavily?

If your friends smoke and you’ve been around them for a while, you don’t have to be worried about how to pass a hair follicle drug test. You are guaranteed to pass a hair drug test because there is little to no THC in your hair. Yes, your hair might smell of weed, but even if you don’t wash it, the hair drug test will not detect any THC. Why?

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THC outside the hair doesn’t matter. The inside of the hair is the problem.

THC from smoking marijuana travels from lungs to blood and via blood to hair follicles. The hair drug test doesn’t measure if weed stuck to your hair directly via smoke – it detected THC inside of the hair, where it came from being in the blood.

Even if you inhaled a bit around friends who were smoking, that is not a thing to be concerned about. The amount of THC that was transferred to your blood is minimum and will not show up on a hair follicle drug test.

How This Hair Drug Test Myth Was Born (‘Nah, it wasn’t me who smoked, yo’)

Why do some people still think second smoking will make them positive on a hair follicle drug test? Because most of the true smokers, when they tested positive, said “Nah, man, I didn’t smoke, I was just around a bunch of people who did. Second-hand smoking kills you in the end, right?”

I’ve got nothing again some good excuses because, frankly, nobody should lose their job because they smoked some. However, this kind of excuses started a myth that second-hand smoking can be detected via not only a hair drug test but urine and saliva drug tests as well.

How Hair Is Collected For A Drug Test (1.5 inches from the root)

This is what a lot of people going for a hair drug test don’t know. Usually a nurse or certified professional will take about 1.5 inches of your hair. The hair is collected from the root. That’s right, they only take 1.5 inches from the scalp.

Of course, they will chop off your hair from the root, even if you have 30 inches long hair. However, for a hair drug test, they’ll use only the beginning of the hair (the side that came from your scalp). Those are the new hair and 1.5 inches of that hair can hold THC if you’ve smoked in last 90 days (hair grows about 0.5 inches per month).

The other part of the hair is discarded and not used in the hair follicle drug test. Why? Simple because data collected from that part would not be valid. After more than 3 months, most of the THC goes out anyhow and if you haven’t smoked heavily up to 3 months before a drug test via hair, you have nothing to worry about.

One-Time Smokers Have Nothing To Worry About (Only Heavy Smokers Need To Worry)

A lot of times, the one most petrified of hair drug test are one-time smokers. You know, people who just tried it once at college.

Even if you smoked a lot during that one session, you don’t have to worry about it as far as how to pass a hair follicle drug test is considered. Yes, if you might test positive with mouth swab drug test or urine test, but for hair drug test, THC really has to accumulate in the hair for longer periods of time.

Hair Drug Test Can Be Up To 5 Times More Effective Than Urine Drug Test

This is the main reason why drug test via hair follicle is employed. It catches up to five times as many users as a standard urine test. Why?

Well, for a urine test, you can detox (you can read about to do a THC detox here). What is more, with moderate use of marijuana, after about 7 days, there will be no trace of THC in the urine anymore. In hair, the THC residue will remain up to 3 months!

There are no quick detoxes for hair drug test (only shampoo-conditioner-purifier we’re going to talk about – and even that is questionable if it really helps). The only true way of how to pass a hair follicle drug test is to look for a shampoo with purifier (I’ll explain this a bit later).

How Long Is Body Hair Detection Time? (Over 90 Days)

Head hair drug test detection time is about 90 days. In the test protocol, they take 1.5 inches of hair from the root and test it. Because head hair grows about 0.5 inches in 30 days (1 month), the head hair drug test goes back about 3 months.

If you don’t have head hair (boldness or haircut style with no hair), the tester will take body hair ONLY from these three places:

  • Under armpit
  • Chest hair
  • Leg hair

Many people think they have to shave all of their body. Only these three places are valid for taking a sample for body hair drug test.

It is a lot easier for women to avoid this – they usually shave armpits and legs, and have no chest hair anyway. However, women are in 99% of cases tested via head hair (obviously). You find a lot more bold men that bold women (or those with such hairstyle preference).

Men, however, in most cases have armpit hair, chest and leg hair.

Body Hair Grows Slower (Accumulates THC For Longer Periods Of Time)

Take chest hair for example. How long does it take to grow to full length? Usually much more than 3 months or 90 days.

A tester will take 1.5 inches (or less) chest hair for hair drug test. Because that hair might be growing for up to 6 months, the THC, which indicates marijuana smoking, can be found in the hair. That means that the body hair drug test can catch you even after 6 months (that is for heavy smokers, of course).

What Happens If I Shave Everywhere? (You Can’t Be Tested With Hair Drug Test)

This is also an idea and it is the 100% guarantee you won’t be caught on hair follicle drug test. Why? Because you have no hair, you can’t even be tested.

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No hair drug test with no hair, right? They’ll just test your saliva or urine.

Of course, they will put you on saliva drug test or urine drug test but for that, you only need about 7 days for the body to detox itself and you can even help it with THC detox.

However, HR might get suspicious if you just shave your hair. They can’t prove anything but even if you do pass a standard urine drug test, they might shortlist you for drug testing.

Why Is Detox Shampoo For Hair Drug Test Useless? (Treats The Hair Surface, Not Insides)

Here the thing. The THC in the hair is not on the outside of the hair. You don’t get it because of the exposure to the THC-rich smoke. That could be cleaned out with a shampoo.

You get it via bloodstream feeding your hair follicles. And it is, of course, inside the hair. You can’t get it ‘out’ with just a shampoo.

I really thought this is pretty obvious when it comes to how to pass a hair follicle drug test.

That doesn’t stop people from trying to pass a hair drug test with such shampoos, though. Here is one shampoo that is being sold to pass a hair follicle drug test (on the right).

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You notice the 100% and ‘Yes’ mark? Yeah, they’re trying to make it legit to hard.

This hair drug test shampoo looks pretty cool, right? Just notice the 100% guarantee. That’s the company trying to make it much more legit that it deserves to be.

You won’t believe this, but people still buy into that.

Nevertheless, it is only a shampoo. It won’t extract the THC from inside the hair.

Here are some reviews of this ‘100% pass hair drug test shampoo detox’ crap (click to enlarge).

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Well, there you have it. Of course, it doesn’t work – it’s only a shampoo! What were you thinking, were you high or something? Oh…that might be the reason. Ok, let’s cool down and see what might actually work.

Hair Drug Test Detox Shampoo + Conditioner + Purifier (Best Choice But Still Isn’t 100% Guarantee)

These detox shampoos are not all bad. They are actually quite useful IF they can penetrate into the hair. However, a normal shampoo can’t do that.

When trying to pass a hair drug test, you really need to be looking at products that ensure that shampoo will actually reach the insides of the hair. Only from there THC can be truly extracted and gets your hair clean for a hair follicle drug test.

Is there a thing that does that? Yes, it’s called the purifier. This is basically a substance that penetrates inside the inner structure of the hair itself. When the shampoo is thus allowed to come inside the hair, it dissolves THC and it can be washed out.

Ensure Passing On Your Hair Drug Test (Rinse really REALLY good)

Of course, you have to wash out most of THC to test negative on hair drug test. This is why this is not a 100% guarantee method. However, you can increase the chances of getting THC out with:

  • Repeat shampooing.
  • Heavy (and I mean heavy) rinsing. Leave the shampoo on for a longer time than it says to ensure it will dissolve and wash out all of the THC.
  • Choosing the best shampoo + purifier combo.

Oh yeah, there is this thing where you have a conditioner with the shampoo + purifier combo. That actually does nothing to wash out the THC – it just makes your hair smooth and nice. So, if your goal is to pass a hair drug test, you can get things with or without a conditioner (doesn’t really make a difference).

Here is pretty much the industry standard for passing a hair drug test:

You’ll notice that this Hair Follicle Shampoo doesn’t only have a shampoo but, far more important, a purifier! I can’t really stress enough how a purifier is essential for passing a hair follicle drug test. Without it, all the shampoo is going to do is clean the outsides of your hair and get your ass fired in the process.

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2 step hair cleaning: 1) Shampoo, and 2) Purifier.

Just keep in mind to rinse really well. It’s better to rinse one more time and keep the shampoo on a bit longer than it says just to make SURE that all of the THC will go out. This is the best chance of passing a hair follicle drug test. You can get the Hair Follicle Shampoo. Just read about how quickly it can be shipped so that it will be at your home before you have to take a hair drug test.

Test, Test, Test! (Test your hair if they are THC-positive before taking a hair drug test)

This is the common mistake people that get caught make. They could have avoided it just by checking for themselves if their hair still has THC.

There are several options why there can still be THC in your hair:

  • You used just the shampoo. Doesn’t work on its own.
  • You used a shampoo + purifier but didn’t rinse enough.
  • Thinking you’ll pass a hair drug test, you know, by doing nothing on it and just the destiny take its course.

Well, if you’re leaving it up to destiny, then you don’t really need to test yourself.

For everybody else, you can get a hair drug test kit and test yourself before taking a real test.

Hair Drug Test Kit (Expensive But Can Be Worth It For Heavy Users)

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Hair drug test kit.

If you don’t want to leave it up to chance, you can test your hair yourself. What you’ll need is the following:

  • 1.5 inches of your hair (cut from the root).
  • A hair drug test kit. See the Hair Confirm kit for more details.
  • Follow the instructions in the kit.

Believe me, testing yourself is the best way to know if you need to take action (such as buying a shampoo + purifier, or doing another rinse with it).

Hope You Got Everything To Pass A Hair Drug Test Now

This is pretty much it. The best option to pass a hair drug test is to shave your hair, armpits, legs, and chest. However, they’ll just give you another drug test (admittedly, you’ll pass that one with more ease).

The general take away is that you have to wash your hair with a shampoo that is able to penetrate into the hair. That’s why you need a purifier added to the shampoo if you want to pass a hair follicle drug test and this is how to do it.

Hopefully, now you’ve got all you need know how to pass a hair follicle drug test. Just make sure you’ll pass it beforehand with a kit and you’ll be in the safe zone.

Remember. Better safe than sorry.