Simply Golden Synthetic Pee Review: New 2018-2019 Urine

Simply Golden synthetic urine kit and urine belt kit are the latest additions to the synthetic urine world.

They seem to be launched in 2017 which translates into ‘I really hope this fake up is properly updated and filled with uric acid to pass a drug test even in 2019’.

The synthetic pee by Simply Golden has quickly gotten some traction and it will be really interesting to see if this will be one of the best synthetic urine kits on the market in 2019.

3 Things That Make Simply Golden A Success On Synthetic Urine Market

Of course, there are many good things to be said about the Simply Golden pee; including that it is made in the USA, which is a rarity.

What is so special about the Simply Golden? Well, it has 3 things going for it:

  1. Quite transparent about what ingredients are in the Simply Golden bottle/belt. That’s exactly the information that some kits lack.
  2. Includes fake pee belt kit. With other such products, you have to buy a synthetic urine + incognito belt (to hide the urine) package. The Simply Golden belt urine kit comes all-in-one. And it’s quite tastefully designed and functional – you can check how the novelty belt kit looks like here.
  3. Probably the cheapest new synthetic urine. You can spend more than $100 on a premium synthetic urine brand. There are cheaper alternatives but you’ll hardly find a synthetic urine that costs about $20 as the standard SG bottle kit does.

Fake Pee Ingredients

Many older brands of synthetic urine omit what is actually in the synthetic urine. Everybody understands that synthetic urine should mimic the real urine as closely as possible but how do you know that the fake pee will resemble the real urine close enough to pass a drug test?

Well, you can believe the word of the producers. However, it’s much more comforting to know what exactly is the synthetic urine comprised off.

And while most brands don’t give an answer, the Simply Golden synthetic urine does have some ingredients listed (albeit there are no quantities associated with all these chemicals).

Here is the list of ingredients:

  • Urea.
  • Uric acid. This is an ingredient that is lacking in some fake pees and the main reason why they are detected as synthetic urine by drug testing labs.
  • Creatinine.
  • Nitrates. Nitrates also provide the well-known urine smell.
  • Proper pH levels.

In short, top 3 things – urea, uric acid, and creatinine – are included. That’s surprisingly good!

Check for the nitrates as well. Lab urine tests measure nitrate levels and when the nitrates are turned in ammonia-like specimens, they give off the rich urine smell.

The pH levels should be, ideally, between 5 and 8. It’s not hard to achieve such levels of pH (for example pH of water is 7) but if you add too much chemicals, the synthetic urine can turn too acidic.

Simply Golden synthetic urine ingredients list, however, does not include the quantities. Adding just the right amount of nitrates, urea, creatinine and so on is vital to ensure the fake pee will pass a drug test without questions asked. For example, all the best synthetic urine kits are best precisely because they hit the urine test marks exactly right.

No Reviews Of Simply Golden In 2018

With all the standard brands, you’ll have marijuana forums full of reviews with two customary synthetic urine opinions, namely:

  1. “This synthetic urine is awesome! Passed the test and have a job now, bro!”
  2. “This fake pee is sh*t. Despite doing everything as prescribed I failed and was fired!”

With Simply Golden synthetic pee being such a novelty we’re only waiting for first reviews to start being posted on forums.

Hopefully, we’ll get some good synthetic reviews in 2019 – will keep you updated.

If you just need to know how Simply Golden works, you can check the belt kit on Youtube.

What Does The Synthetic Urine Belt Kit Looks Like?

Almost every fake urine out there comes in a bottle. That’s why we decided to present the unique urine belt kit Simply Golden offers. It is important to note that while the standard bottle kit is probably the cheapest fake pee kit on the market, the synthetic urine kit with a belt does cost about $40.

So what is that kit comprised off?

  1. The “pouch” with premixed Simply Golden urine. Urine kits can hardly be described as beautiful but this pouch is beautifully designed to fit around your thigh, stomach or under an armpit. In the world of synthetic urine that is worth quite a lot.
  2. Temperature strip. It is a standard strip for measuring the temperature of the urine, strapped on the pouch itself. The strip has its shortcomings but is generally accurate enough.
  3. Heating element. The heating pads are a bit sub-standard but the belt that keeps Simply Golden close to you is much more valuable than a simple pad for maintaining the urine at the right temperature.

Of course, to bring the fake pee to the right temperature, you should microwave it for 10-15 seconds. That is not as ideal as the lithium-based heating vial the best synthetic urine kits come with but it’s what you get for a lower price.

Our Verdict

The Simply Golden may be a newcomer on the market but it has some vital advantages over other synthetic pee brands – the main one being the functionally-designed belt pouch for keeping it warm.

The ingredients seem to be on point as well; however, we lack the information about the quantity of uric acid, urea and so on. The right quantities will enable a user to pass a drug test; the wrong quantities will be detected as synthetic urine.

In summary, a very nice and very cheap synthetic urine that might work just fine when it comes to the drug screenings.

 

Dr. Greens Agent X Review: Does It Work (Or Not)?

Ok, who are we talking about here, Dr. Green or Agent X?

Of course, we’re talking about synthetic urine. Or synthetic urine kit to be exact.

This one is called Agent X (I always love the naming of these fake pee products) and is sold by Dr. Greens online store.

If you’re unfamiliar with what a synthetic urine is, here is the quick 101.

It’s the laboratory made a urine-like solution that should be tested exactly the same as a real human urine on a drug test. People also use it for golden showers, as an animal repellent, and it’s also exceptionally useful as a college prank ‘starter kit’.

But naturally, pretty much all the people who use it are trying to pass a drug test. We’ll go into the Dr. Greens Agent X review – including the ingredients and share some experiences of people who used it – to determine if Agent X synthetic urine can actually be used to beat a drug test. Also, we’re evaluating how well does it perform at that job.

Additionally, you can check how well does the Agent X rank on the list of the best synthetic urines today.

Of course, synthetic urine should only be used for your own drug test, not the administered ones.

What Is Dr. Greens Agent X Fake Pee Kit?

Dr. Greens is an online store that sells a number of different products, ranging from detox products, sexual enhancers and, of course, their branded synthetic urine – Agent X.

On their Agent X product listing, not much information is given about what is inside the synthetic urine or what you get with the Dr. Greens Agent X urine.

In fact, the best source of information is the photo of the Agent X synthetic urine itself. There are a number of things that are communicated there, including:

  • Completely sterile. Dictionary will inform us that sterile means ‘free from living germs or microorganisms; aseptic:’. Well, that, of course, it good, but that’s kind of what every fake pee should be like.
  • A clean alternative. I suppose an alternative to pissing hot on a drug screen, right?
  • Contents are exactly like real pee. Well, that is good to hear but not as comforting as a list of ingredients proving that Dr. Greens Agent X has the right pH levels, specific gravity and so on.
  • A great gag gift! Also true for every synthetic urine in the book, nothing special there. But yeah if you find urine funny, you can use it.
  • Unisex fake pee. There are hardly any differences between a male and female urine; hence every urine is unisex, but cuddos to Dr. Greens for being so gender fluid.
  • With heating element and 3 oz. container. We’ll go into heating element later on because it’s actually what makes the best urine the best (the way how to heat it up easily and without problems). The container is great as well, making the trio Dr. Greens Agent X kit of urine-heating-container quite useful.
  • Novelty/Fetish product. That’s for the guys into golden showers to know that it’s good for that as well.

Ingredients

Aside from all the marketing claims, what is truly important and what we need to assess in every Agent X synthetic urine review, are the ingredients.

The whole point of Dr. Greens synthetic urine is that is it exactly the same as urine. Well, you can take Dr. Greens word for it, if you wish, but we would all sleep a little better the night before the drug screening if we could actually figure out what ingredients are in Agent X urine.

Some synthetic urine kits like Sub-Solution have the ingredients neatly written down for everybody to see. Unfortunately, this is not the case with Agent X.

The only ingredient they have listed for everybody to see is:

  1. Uric acid.

Yeah, that’s pretty much it. I’m sure there are a number of different fake pee ingredients in there but as of nature what they are, or the quantities, is a mystery – now we know what it is called Agent X. You pretty much don’t know anything about it.

Fortunately, however, the uric acid is a must and Dr. Greens fake pee does contain it, obviously. When labs test for synthetic urine they usually measure uric acid levels because in the old fake pee’s there was no uric acid. That’s a clear give away that somebody is using synthetic pee; if, in fact, the lab has measures and means to detect the uric acid in synthetic urine.

All in all, the ingredients list is somewhat lacking.

But enough with the science, let’s see what real people who used Agent X say about it:

Agent X Synthetic Urine Reviews By Users

Synthetic urine has been used for passing drug screenings for decades and people who used fake pee share their experiences from mouth to mouth and all over the internet.

We figured it might be a good idea to look at a few of Agent X urine reviews in order to properly assess if this brand of synthetic urine works for physical exams and drug tests.

A concerned reviewer that goes by a nickname ‘sweatyblumpkin’ pointed out that there might be a problem with the Agent X’s pH levels. This problem that happened in the local smokeshop giving the reason why some people failed a drug test using Dr. Greens Agent X 7.0 formula was posted in a well-known marijuana forum Board Cannabis:

review of dr greens agent x ph levels

In short, after he (or she) bought Agent X, the local smokeshop guy pointed out that pH levels can be low. With urine testing, there is quite a bit of range as far as pH is concerned – anything between pH 5 and 8 is optimal. If, however, Agent X has a pH below 5, the synthetic urine doesn’t resemble a real healthy urine. Which is a problem.

Is this something to be concerned about? Well, the review of Agent X pee is from 2010; hopefully, if the pH was low, they’ve updated their formula by now. Nonetheless, this assessment doesn’t look great.

Unfortunely the Dr. Greens Agent X 2019 reviews are not yet available to confirm how well does it perform on a drug test.

People Who Did Pass Drug Test With Agent X

Not all reviews of Dr. Greens Agent X are so gloomy. There are a number of positive reviews of people who used Agent X to pass a drug test, and they did it with flying colors.

On the Board Cannabis there is another reviewer; this ones goes by the nickname ‘goodwis’ who did use Agent X and passed it. If you read the whole post (link to the post), he points out something quite interesting.

how to pass a drug test with dr greens agent x urine

I noticed as i walked, I could hear a swishing sound from the bottle because the bottle actualy holds about 3.5 oz and it had in it only 3 oz.
I was concerend the technician might could hear it, I certainly could and I did not want to risk it.

In order for the Agent X synthetic urine to stay warm, it’s smart to keep it close to the body. This guy chose his ballsack as an appropriate place but because Dr. Greens give you only 3 oz. of fake pee with a 3.5 oz. container, there will be a swishing sound when you move. That’s not ideal.

Goodwis also warns not to water the premixed Agent X down. That will ruin the delicate balance of pH, specific gravity and urea and uric acid contents.

Another first-hand account of how the Agent X works was posted by nickname ‘Jagermadness’ on Forum Grasscity. Here is the full account of his use of Agent X synthetic urine:

first hand account of using synthetic urine

Some good advices from Jagermadness include putting the synthetic urine container in your undies or under an armpit. Of course, the most obvious location on your body to hide synthetic urine is the pockets and the jacket, and those get checked regularly.

Agent X Synthetic Urine Kit – What Do You Get?

Dr. Greens doesn’t offer only the fake pee in a powder form; the package includes the whole synthetic urine kit, comprised of:

  1. Powdered Agent X urine. You get a vial, full of fake pee ingredients, add water to dissolve all the ingredients and prepare a 3 oz. synthetic urine solution. Alternatively, they also offer premixed Agent X so you don’t have to mix it yourself (the price is the same).
  2. 3.5 oz. container. That’s the plastic bottle you make the solution in. It comes equipped with a temperature strip that should tell you when the Agent X synthetic urine is warm enough.
  3. “Heating element”. That is a 1-pack of Heat Factory glorified hand warmers. Does heat up hands; but does it heat up 3 oz of Agent X urine? Not really. You have to first microwave it for 10 seconds and then apply the “heating element” just to keep it warm.

Our Verdict

All in all, it is quite a nice fake pee kit but there are concerns about a number of things.

Firstly, the temperature strip that should indicate that the temperature of Agent X urine is 88F-102F can be a bit off (not calibrated well). I mean, it is a simple temperature strip, we can’t expect rocket-science accuracy there. However, according to Agent X review posted on 420 Magazine, somebody’s son failed a drug test with Agent X precisely because of bad temperature strip:

failed drug test with agent x pee

So that’s not good as far as the quality of Dr. Greens kit is concerned.

Secondly, the “heating element” is quite sub-standard. It might be an easy choice for Dr. Greens to include hand warmers but that’s exactly what they are: hand warmers.

And thirdly, there are some red flags like lacking ingredients list and the swishing sound of the not fully filled Agent X urine container.

That doesn’t mean that Dr. Greens produces bad urine. It’s just that it is not an ideal one and can be improved upon.

Sub Solution Synthetic Urine 2018 Review – Does It Still Work?

Sub Solution Synthetic Urine 2018 Review – Does It Still Work?

We all know that synthetic urine is pretty much the surest way of passing a drug test by mimicking real urine.

The first of the next generation synthetic urine is the popular Sub-Solution synthetic urine. Being able to heat itself to a body temperature, Sub-Solution is what most illegal drug users use when it comes to urine drug test.

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Real urine (left) vs. Sub-Solution synthetic urine (right). Can you tell the difference? Drug testing labs sure can’t.

What is more, Sub-Solution retained the 2017 title as the best synthetic urine in the 2018 synthetic urine comparison as well.

Here’s a review by a fellow stoner:

sub solution review
Sasa passed a job-related drug test in Avg 2016.

Sub-Solution is the new industry standard and has scored the No. 1 synthetic urine award for passing a drug test in 2018 synthetic urine review (it usually gets a 5-star review by the users).

You should really check the story about the guy who also did a thorough research on the best synthetic urines and choose the Sub Solution – here is his post on 420magazine.

Basically all other synthetic urines out there are knock-offs of Sub Solution, but nobody has yet to master the self-heating property the Clear Choice Sub Solution has (you have to heat other synthetic urines to body temperature ‘somehow’ so they don’t catch you using synthetic urine in a urine drug test).

Not only does the Sub-Solution by TestNegative has the highest rating and self-heating mechanism, it is the only synthetic urine that has been around for more than 10 years. 

That just tells you that people have been buying it for a long time and readily recommended it in order for the company to keep selling it – you can easily buy and ship it overnight here (they also have a 3+1 bonus option; just input ‘4’ in the ‘quantity’ box and you’ll get 1 for free).

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Sub Solution is arguably the most reliable synthetic urine on the market.

Let’s have a look at what some people who used Sub-Solution said about the experience:

Sub-Solution Reviews

What I found most credibly about Sub-Solution synthetic urine is the list of ingredients that the solution consists of.

For example, on the packaging, it clearly states that the powdered urine you get (with a vial for heating and plastic container) contains urea and uric acid. These are the two basic ingredients of urine that every synthetic urine should contain – but the Sub Solution is the only one that is clear about that.

What Is Sub Solution Anyway?

As with any synthetic urine, Clear Choice’s Sub Solution is a solution that closely mimics standard and natural urine. Chemically speaking, it is a complex water solution, containing both organic and inorganic substances – just like a real urine does.

Urine helps us eliminate products of cellular metabolism and, of course, THC or any other drugs if present. Sub Solution is chemically speaking exactly the same as natural urine but without the drugs one might use. Hence it is perfect for passing a drug test – chemically it will test out as a perfectly normal urine.

What Is Synthetic Urine Made Of?

Synthetic urine has the same ingredients as urine, in the same proportions and concentration. Urine drug tests measure the content of the most important ingredients – urea, uric acid, and creatinine – as well as pH and specific gravity that come mainly from inorganic components.

For example, here is a study of how much uric acid is in urine – healthy volunteers had a 5.1-7.0 mg/dl concentration of uric acid in urine. This is exactly how much uric acid the best synthetic urine should contain.

To mimic natural urine, a synthetic urine – if produced correctly – should be a complex water solution that has about 3 times as many organic substances as inorganic ones (chlorides, phosphates, sulfates and ammonia).

Here are is the ingredients list of what synthetic urine should be made out of:

  1. Urea50 to 100 mg/dl of urine.
  2. Uric acid5.0 to 7.0 mg/dl.
  3. Creatinine35 to 320 mg/dl.
  4. Potassium sulfate (K2SO4) – 1 to 3 g/l.
  5. Sodium sulfate (Na2SO4) – 1 to 3 g/l.
  6. Ammonium phosphate – 0.5 to 1.5 g/l.
  7. Ammonium diphospate – 0.5 to 1.5 g/l.
  8. Calcium chloride (CaCl2) – 0.1 to 0.5 g/l.
  9. Magnesium chloride (MgCl2) – 0.25 to 1 g/l.

The inorganic substances synthetic urine is made out of (point 4-9) are what gives the synthetic urine the same pH and specific gravity as genuine urine.

Urine has a pH of 4 to 10 and specific gravity between 1.000 and 1.035. As does Sub Solution; in fact, Sub Solution is the best synthetic urine precisely because it has the best balance of organic to inorganic components. You can check out them even in their patent.

Can Synthetic Urine Be Detected In A Drug Test?

If you do everything correctly, synthetic urine can’t be detected by a standard drug testing panels. Because ‘fake pee’ so much resembles the natural urine, as far as inorganic, organic content, pH, specific gravity, urea and so on are concerned, the drug test will detect synthetic urine as normal urine.

There is only one catch, though – low-quality synthetic urine products. As you’ve seen, a patented synthetic urine does have exactly the right amount of urea, creatinine and so on. It is quite a long list.

The surest way for synthetic urine to be discovered on a drug test is if somebody uses a low-quality fake pee. There can be several problems with such cheap fake pee products that can be caught on a drug test:

  1. pH is too low. 4 or lower.
  2. Specific gravity is too high. If you put too much low-quality ingredients in a drug test, the specific gravity can spike above 1.050.
  3. Urea or creatinine levels are too low. Cheaper fake pees usually prefer to stay on the low-end range especially when creatinine is concerned (admittedly, it’s cheaper for them to use less). In some cases, creatinine levels can be below 30 mg/dl – too low.
  4. Urine temperature is too low. Very important! Synthetic urine has to be heated up to a body temperature – 90 to 105F. Sub Solution comes with a self-heating mechanism; cheaper urines must be microwaves for about 10 seconds and it’s really hard to hit exactly 90 to 105F with a microwave.

In short, if you use high-quality synthetic urine, these things can’t occur. If you use cheap fake pee, chances are you’re going to be caught on a drug test.

How Do You Keep Sub Solution Urine Warm?

When you giving a urine sample, it has a temperature between 90 and 105 degrees Fahrenheit. Synthetic urine such as Sub Solution should have the same temperature; so how do you warm it up and keep warm?

With other synthetic urines, you have to worry about microwaving it and keeping it close to your body in order not to lose heat. Sub Solution, however, has a patented heat activator – a small vial of lithium chloride (LiCl) that can’t be detected by a drug test.

Here is how you warm up Sub Solution prior to the test:

  1. Mix Sub Solution with water – water temperature should be between 70 to 90F – and prepare 2,3 or 5-ounce synthetic urine solution. Sub Solution contains details instructions on how to do this; it’s easy and simple.
  2. Add the heat activator (little granules in the dark vial) slowly. Shake or stir if needed, and watch the temperature probe.
  3. The attached temperature probe will turn green when the synthetic urine is of body temperature (98 to 102F).
  4. Excess heat activator can be appropriately discarded.

Note: If the temperature is too high, the temperature probe will go ‘red’. Cool the whole solution of synthetic urine down by running tap water on the outside of the container. When it turns green again, the temperature is just right.

You can keep Sub Solution warm be keeping it close to your body (underarm, thigh). It can be there for more than 2 hours while you wait for a drug test.

What Do Users Say About Sub Solution Synthetic Urine?

sub solution reviews

Honestly having a closed door test is what you usually get when doing a urine drug test. Mixing up the Sub-Solution is a piece of cake when nobody is watching.

From this Sub-Solution review, we also see that you can warm the solution up yourself is you tuck it up under your breast for an hour. However, the self-heating vial you get with the purchase, you don’t have to warm up for an hour. The vial warms it in seconds. That can be very useful when you’re in a cabin at Quest.

Is Sub-Solution A Life-Saver?

sub solution for passing a drug test

Well, it is for this guy. He has the truth of it through – all the guys on the street use synthetic urine and Sub Solution is pretty much the most widely known in the stoner’s world. 

Negative Review of Sub-Solution?

Whenever you have a popular product, you’ll have some negative reviews as well. Here is one about the Sub:

testnegative sub solution

This is the same thing that was found in synthetic urine 2018 comparison. The Sub works like a charm but it is pricey. However, when trying to do a THC detox or pass a urine drug test in 24 hours with synthetic urine, you really shouldn’t be looking at pricing. Why?

Because if you buy a bad urine, your job is probably on the line. And a job is much more important than few extra $10 in the wallet.

Average Customer Rating is 4.4/5 Making Sub Solution Highest Rated Synthetic Urine

All in all, the Sub is the highest rated synthetic urine and it’s been around from 2003. It is sold exclusively online and we don’t list it where to buy synthetic urine in stores article.

When it comes to buying quality synthetic urine to pass a drug test, the Sub is the thing you get (if you can afford it).

Other synthetic urines might work just as fine (you’ll just have to heat them up somehow) and will cost a bit less but if you want to have a guaranteed ‘THC negative’ on your drug test, the Sub-Solution is the first choice.

You can buy the Sub-Solution here even a day before a drug test.

All the luck to you guys!

Does Synthetic Urine Work With Drug Tests? (2018 Updated)

Does Synthetic Urine Work With Drug Tests? (2018 Updated)

Even though synthetic urine is the most popular way of passing a urine drug test, we still get a lot of emails with ‘I have a drug test in 2 days, I’m x tall and weigh x pounds, smoked a joint 2 weeks ago, should I use synthetic urine? Does synthetic urine work?’. To clear the picture and put some common sense thinking into does synthetic urine work for lab drug tests, we did a bit of investigating which uncovered the following conclusions:

Does synthetic urine work for:

  1. Calibrating urinalysis test strips – it was created to check if urine drug tests work properly – YES.
  2. ‘Golden showers’ – synthetic urine does work for that but some people complain about the lack of ‘that unique smell’ – so partly yes.
  3. Passing a urine drug test (the big one everybody wants to know about) – of course, it works if you use it with common sense – so YES.

We focused on the question if synthetic urine works to pass a drug test, even in 2017. From user reviews and, well, our own experience we are quite certain that it works (otherwise it wouldn’t be so frequently used by one-time puffers and true stoners alike to beat a drug test).

What is even more important than knowing if synthetic urine works is which is the best one to use to guarantee you to pass. We’ll go into that but here’s a spoiler – it has everything to do with the right temperature of synthetic urine.

does synthetic urine work
Urinalysis uses sample urine to determine if an individual used drugs in the past month.

How Does Synthetic Urine Work?

Despite synthetic urine being widely used to beat drug tests, it was initially designed to test if urinalysis test strips work consistently or not.

Basically, they mixed together all the things that they measure with a urine test (such as urea and uric acid) to create a perfect healthy urine – otherwise known as ‘synthetic urine’. Then they checked if urine test strips will recognize it the synthetic urine as perfect healthy urine – and out of 100 tests, 100 test strips told the same. There is no difference between synthetic urine and a normal urine.

Of course, when drug testing for employment began, people started using synthetic urine to beat the drug test. Test strips dipped into a cup of normal urine and synthetic urine show exactly the same result.

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Real urine (left) vs. synthetic urine (right). Can you tell the difference? Even labs can’t tell them apart.

What makes synthetic urine work is, of course, that it is toxin-free. If you smoked weed in the past few weeks, test strips dipped in your pee will recognize THC and you’ll get ‘THC-positive’ on your medical record. Ups!

Now, if you would put synthetic urine in the cup instead of your urine, the test strips dipped in it would tell the lab techs it’s a healthy urine. Does it include THC? Nope, it’s clean and you get ‘drug-free’ on your medical record. Quite simple, right? That’s the basics of how does synthetic urine work for lab tests.

Let us have a look when synthetic urine doesn’t work:

The Only Case When Synthetic Urine Doesn’t Work For Urine Drug Test

Almost any synthetic urine will show up as a clean healthy urine on the urinalysis test strips. However, there is one case when people don’t pass a drug test when using synthetic urine (and they have to redo the test).

»The Cold Urine« Case

Everybody using common sense will be able to pass a drug test with the right synthetic urine. What some omit is that for synthetic urine to really work, they have to heat it up.

Don’t get me wrong: the test strips and lab results will always be fine as in ‘drug-free’ urine. The only problem is if the lab tech who usually collects the cups of urine picks up your urine sample and it’s cold.

Your own urine would come from your bladder and would have body temperature (about 98-102 F). In order to pass a drug test with synthetic urine, you have to heat it up. If the lab tech will feel that urine temperature is any other than body temperature, he or she will probably know what’s up. And even then, you will only be asked to redo the test – so another urine sample.

Luckily, with a bit of common sense, there is a simple solution to cold urine – just heat it up!

How To Heat Up Synthetic Urine So That It Does Work Every Time

There are actually two options for how to do that – the easy one and the hard one.

I’ll start with the hard one:

Hard Option

Microwave it for 10 seconds and then, somehow, keep it warm. I have to honestly say that because of this technique of heating it up people still ask ‘does synthetic urine work’. Why?

Because sooner or later you’ll find someone who overheated the synthetic urine and the lab tech figured out this molten-lava hot urine couldn’t possibly come from a human being.

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How do you microwave synthetic urine exactly to 98-102 F? It’s almost impossible.

We also, of course, have some geniuses who don’t heat it at all and are asked to redo the test again (this time with their urine).

Easy Option

Believe it or not, synthetic urine producers thought about how to easily heat up synthetic urine so that it does work consistently. One actually did figure it out and even patented their formula. Here is the link to the patent, if you’re interested:

The easy heat up comes in a vial containing a special chemical that, when poured into the synthetic urine, heats it up exactly to 98-102F (you even get an indicator that turns green when the urine is in the right temp. range).

The synthetic urine that comes with the self-heat up vial is called Sub-Solution synthetic urine and it’s pretty much the most recommended synthetic urine to use for drug test exactly because of the easy heat-up.

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Full-package Sub-Solution synthetic urine with heat-up vial. You can get ‘The Sub’ here.

Thus it is no wonder that ‘The Sub’ won the #1 rank as the best synthetic urine of 2017. Here is the list of top 7 synthetic urines currently on the market:

Synthetic Urine Comparison (2018)

Synthetic Urine:Sub-Solution (#1)Quick Fix (#2)Xstream (#3)Magnum (#4)Upass (#5)Ultra Pure (#6)Agent X (#7)
Ingredients:
Quality/Price:
Fast Shipping:
Does it heat up?Yes - 98°F to 102°F
NoNoNoNoNoNo
Money-back Guarantee:YesYesYesYesYesYesYes
Average rating:
Available at:TestNegative store
In stock
QuickFix Store
In stock
Xstream store
N/A
N/A
N/A
Upass store
N/A
Ultra Pure store
N/A
Agent X store
N/A

Here’s also a first-hand story of a guy who used it and answers pretty well if synthetic urine does work:

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To go to original post, click here and scroll down to reviews.

You’ll Pass A Drug Test With A Bit Of Common Sense (No Worries)

With synthetic urine, a guy flipping burgers at McDonalds or rocket scientist can pass a drug test. Just don’t be stupid about itsynthetic urine does work but you have to heat it up to exactly the body temperature.

Of course, you can microwave it and risk getting caught, or you can buy Sub-Solution and just pour the vial into the ready-to-go synthetic urine.

Just don’t let that one joint you had a few weeks ago ruin your future, especially because even if weed is legal, the drug testing laws are still enforced and that’s simply irrational.

Synthetic Urine Near You – Online Shops And Store Locator

Synthetic Urine Near You – Online Shops And Store Locator

The most common way of beating a urine drug test is by substituting your urine with synthetic urine.

You can find synthetic urine near you by using the store locator.

However, us stoners who have passed a urine drug test with synthetic urine a couple of times know how important it is to get a good synthetic urine.

Where to buy fake pee?

  • In stores near you.
  • Online.

When you use it regularly (because your boss tests you once a year) it’s good to know where to buy synthetic urinein nearby stores or online?

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Real urine (left) vs. Sub-Solution synthetic urine (right). Can you tell the difference? Drug testing labs sure can’t.

Most of the people I speak to (including myself – yeah I sometimes speak to myself) buy synthetic urine online because it’s more discrete (you don’t have to do all face-to-face as you do in the store) but here and there someone gets it from a store nearby.

Naturally, everybody wants to know where they can buy fake pee near them:

»Dude, where do you buy synthetic urine?«

It’s not like they’re selling synthetic urine, the most effective thing to pass a urine drug test, in Walmart.

I’ll list some of the places where to buy synthetic urine in stores (and you should even go through it) but what is the most important is to buy quality synthetic urine. Like, the one which guarantees you to pass a drug test.

The best synthetic urine of 2018 – Sub Solution – is sold exclusively online and naturally its the one that most of the fellow stoners use.

Synthetic Urine Comparison (2018)

 Sub-Solution (#1)Quick Fix (#2)Xstream (#3)Upass (#4)Agent X (#5)
Ingredients:
Quality/Price:
Fast Shipping:
Does it heat up?Yes - 98°F to 102°F
NoNoNoNo
Money-back Guarantee:YesYesYesYesYes
Average rating:
Available at:Buy Sub-SolutionBuy Quick FixBuy XstreamBuy UpassBuy Agent X

We’ll get to where to buy synthetic urine in your vicinity but since most people buy it online let’s start with how to buy synthetic urine online, shall we?

Where To Buy Synthetic Urine Online? (90%)

Roughly 90% of synthetic urine is sold online and here’s why:

  • Discrete (you don’t need to go to the store and show your face)
  • Quick (same-day shipping)
  • You get the best synthetic urine (the No. 1 synthetic urine is sold exclusively online)

When you buy synthetic urine in store, you usually buy from the nearest head shop and you buy the one they have (if they have one – in most cases, they, unfortunately, don’t).

The luxury of buying fake pee online is that you can buy from pretty much from anywhere (1-day shipping) and can get the best quality synthetic urine.

As you can see, the synthetic urine that is sold in head shops – Quick Fix – is kind of ok but the clear winner is the Sub-Solution from TestNegative.com (online store).

Sub-Solution (Rated #1 in 2018) Is Available Exclusively Online

As such a large portion of synthetic urine is sold online, it’s obvious to see why ‘The Sub’, as well as a majority of other synthetic urine kits, are only available online.

For some stoners, the best place where to buy synthetic urine would be in a local store but for a company, it’s much easier to sell online from one big storage instead of regularly supplying synthetic urine to 1000s of head stores all over the US.

That being said, the best performing synthetic urine for passing a urine drug test sells their ‘pee’ exclusively online for 13 years now.

There are two reasons why ‘The Sub’ is so popular when it comes to passing a drug test on a short notice:

  • Already comes in liquid form (pre-mixed)
  • Has self-heating mechanism (just empty the vial in the synthetic urine and it’ll heat up)

Most of the synthetic urines come in a form of powder and you have to add water and mix them. Not the Sub. What you get is ready-to-be-poured into the test cup right away.

What is even more important is the self-heating mechanism. In order to fool the lab, the urine you present to them must be at about body temperature. Nobody would believe you that you really pissed in the cup if the piss would be cold, right?

People try to warm it out with hands or put in under an armpit and so on. I even once talked to a guy who was sitting on a pouch filled with some cheap synthetic urine for the whole time to keep it warm – now that was a real stoner, mind you.

Why Sub-Solution is such a hit is because of the vial that comes with it. You pour the chemical mixture from the vial in the synthetic pee and it almost ‘magically’ warms up to the body temperature. It’s quite astonishing to see and you might imagine that is it very useful if you’re serious about passing a drug test with synthetic urine.

‘The Sub’ was the first one to introduce the self-heating technology and nobody even came close to it – hence it hits the No. 1 spot for the best synthetic urine every year.

If you really need to pass a drug test and have a guarantee that it’s going to work, you can buy Sub-Solution here (they even offer 3+1 deal):

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Self-warming synthetic urine Sub-Solution with heat activator.

I can say for myself that the synthetic urine has saved my job (and well, my life I guess) for a couple of times now.

The best thing is that I can smoke right up to the medical examination, use the synthetic pee to pass a drug test and then enjoy a joint just to celebrate my now yearly ritual of getting ‘randomly’ selected for a drug test.

Where To Buy Synthetic Urine In Stores? (10%)

Because it is well known that synthetic urine is used primarily to pass a drug test (people also use it as a ‘golden shower’ fetish – you know who you are), it’s usually not sold in ordinary stores.

But there are stores that do sell fake pee and you might live near one. You probably know which stores.

»Do head shops sell synthetic urine?«

Some of the bigger ones do. The most likely place where to buy synthetic urine near you is a local head shop. In my experience they usually keep a regular stock of Quick Fix synthetic urine which is ok, I guess, but for me, I like to be sure to pass a urine drug test and just buy the good stuff online.

I would also recommend calling the local head store beforehand and just ask ‘I’m wondering where I can buy synthetic urine – do you guys sell it?’ They’re sure to tell you what’s up.

Synthetic Urine Near Me? (Store Locators)

You can check if there is a head store near you with at https://weedmaps.com/. It’s a cool website app that helps you locate where to buy synthetic urine in stores – of course, they sell weed as well.

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Locate the nearest head shop – if there are any near you.

For example, if you’re wondering where to buy synthetic pee in Las Vegas, just enter Las Vegas. You know the drill.

So this is where you can buy synthetic urine in stores if you’re are desperate and need it in like 1 hour. However, if you have at least 24 hours before a drug test, you should be wondering where you can buy fake pee online.

I wish the best for all the stoners out there!

Best Synthetic Urine 2018 Reviews – Top 7 Brands Reviewed

Best Synthetic Urine 2018 Reviews – Top 7 Brands Reviewed

I remember how crazy it sounded the first time somebody told me to use synthetic urine to pass a drug test.

It’s like, really, my best option of passing a drug test in 2018 is getting best synthetic urine, made in a laboratory, and present it as my own pee?

But asking around one thing became crystal clear: If you want to pass a drug test, you will. And (high-quality) synthetic urine is the answer.

The best synthetic urine kit is a fool-proof recipe to pass a drug test (if you have balls to do it, of course).

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Real urine (left) vs. Sub-Solution synthetic urine (right). Can you tell the difference? Even drug testing labs in 2018 can’t.

Can you use your friend’s urine as well?

Naturally, but a voice of reason from the do-the-synthetic-urine-thing bro guy is, ’How many friends with a clean urine do you have?’

First I laughed cause there has to be somebody I can rely on to give me fake pee. But then it hit me – all of my closest friends are stoners. There’s no chance I’m passing a urine drug test if I substitute my own pee with theirs. And of course, friend’s pee will start to stink and will be cold when I get to the test anyway.

The solution is, of course, the ‘fake pee’ – everybody uses it from Walmart employees to new hires – but which one is the best and does the job in 2018?

Synthetic Urine Kit – Alright Alright, Synthetic Urine Doesn’t Sound That Off

Ok, so let’s have a look at best synthetic urine reviews – this is actually the most comprehensive review list I put together in hopes everybody can clearly see which fake pee is good to use and WHY it is the best:

Synthetic Urine Comparison (2018)

 Sub-Solution (#1)Quick Fix (#2)Xstream (#3)Upass (#4)Agent X (#5)
Ingredients:
Quality/Price:
Fast Shipping:
Does it heat up?Yes - 98°F to 102°F
NoNoNoNo
Money-back Guarantee:YesYesYesYesYes
Average rating:
Available at:Buy Sub-SolutionBuy Quick FixBuy XstreamBuy UpassBuy Agent X

#1 Sub-Solution Synthetic Urine (No 1. Synthetic Urine of 2017 and 2018)

Sub Solution is the first synthetic urine in our review that we’ve come across that actually has urea AND uric acid labeled on the box. This is fantastic!

It took 6 fake pees to come to one that has even correct labeling on them. And it even says that – ‘(Sub Solution synthetic urine) is made from 11 different chemical compounds like urea and uric acid.’ (Source: TestNegative)

This straight up qualifies for top star rating – if it has urea and uric acid, it has everything!

The user reviews are brilliant as well. Here is one that sums it all up (the guy passed the urine drug test with flying colors):

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Positive review of Sub-Solution synthetic urine from July 11, 2018.

Sub Solution Synthetic Urine Price And Shipping

Price is at the high-end but ‘The Sub’ is the only synthetic urine that consistently works and has a flawless track record. Here is why it is so popular and reliable:

You don’t get a premixed fake pee. You get a fully-mixed and ready-to-go synthetic urine that heats up with the use of the vial you get with the Sub-Solution full-package. This is how you avoid the problem of heating fake pee up. Quite neat, right?

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The No. 1 synthetic urine in 2018 is Sub-Solution. You can buy it online here. Just make sure to order it before 4:30 pm EST to get the same day shipping.

The Sub Solution synthetic urine shipping is using EPS for same day shipping if ordered before 4:30 PM EST. What is more, shipping is free. With most of the synthetic urines, you have to pay $30 or so just for shipping.

All in all, Sub Solution is the No. 1 synthetic urine of 2018. The price is higher than for other synthetic urines. I guess that even when it comes to fake pee kits, quality does come with a price. They do offer the 3+1 deal you can check out as well.

Considering this is the best synthetic urine of 2018, you can check it out on TestNegative website and check availability.

#2 Quick Fix Synthetic Urine Review (best-known urine kit)

The most common and best known synthetic urine is without a doubt Quick Fix. However, how good it actually is?

In short, I don’t know. Why? I’ve searched their website and I found no ingredients whatsoever. I don’t know what Quick Fix synthetic urine is made off.

This is what they list on their website about ingredients:

‘(Quick Fix) synthetic urine contains all of the ingredients found in natural human urine and is balenced for pH, specific gravity and creatinine’ (source: QuickFixSythetic)

Yeah, that ‘balEnced’ is not my grammatical error, it’s theirs. I have a problem of figuring out what is in the Quick Fix Plus synthetic urine though – I need specifics like urea, urobinogen…just like anything. It’s not there!

Would you buy a yogurt without a label listing the ingredients? If they can’t even put basic things like ‘this yogurt is made out of milk’ on the label, then I’m skeptical.

However, they do say something about fake pee containing everything it should contain.

But they’ve been in business from 2005, they must be doing something right. Right? Well, I don’t know – I like the facts and the facts about what Quick Fix fake pee consists of just aren’t there. Nonetheless, it is very widely known and if you wonder where can you buy synthetic urine in stores, you can check out the Quick Fix online store here.

I can bet it doesn’t contain ‘all of the ingredients found in natural human urine’. Human urine is a complex mixture of chemicals – you can’t just duplicate it with ease. Anyways…

Price of Quick Fix Synthetic Urine Kit (And Shipping Details)

Of course, if you personally believe in buying things without labels, you can go right ahead with Quick Fix.

You can buy a 2oz or 3oz premixed synthetic urine at a price of $29.95 and $39.95, respectively. If we go with 3oz, it is a bit overpriced.

They do offer a quick shipping: If you buy Quick Fix synthetic solution before 7 PM EST, they will ship it overnight with UPS. Oh, and they state that Quick Fix ‘will not be shipped to residents of AR, FL, IL, KY, NJ, NC, NH, SC, OR, TX if the intended use is to influence a drug test.’ So if you’re buying it for golden shower orgies, I guess that would be fine.

Let’s add up the Quick Fix synthetic urine review:

For more details of Quick Fix synthetic kit, you can check out their website.

#3 Xstream Synthetic Urine Review (same company as Quick Fix)

Ok, check Xstream synthetic urine out – they have the same ingredient description, shipping details, and credit card data as Quick Fix. Is the same company behind them both?

They quote this the same as Quick Fix – ‘Your credit card will be billed as “513 Ventures” for your privacy.’

Am…this is the same fake sold by the same people as Quick Fix. Just the packaging and the price (here you can buy it 3oz of premixed Xstream synthetic urine for $24.95) are different.

Even the company name ‘Ventures LCC’ is the same. And yes, they operate from 2005. Just check out both websites and you’ll see immediately.

All in all, Xstream is just Quick Fix synthetic urine. But here they sell 3oz premixed Xstream synthetic urine for $24.95 and at Quick Fix, they sell you the same stuff (in different packaging) for $39.95.

And get this: Xstream is supposed to be designed for fetish golden showers.

Here is the Xstream fake pee review in total – it’s basically the same as Quick Fix, with a lower price.

#4 Upass Synthetic Urine Review (Cheapest Fake Pee)

Upass is next on the list. By now I see that getting something as basic as a label of what synthetic urine actually consists of is hard. But then again, I’m not all that surprised that getting information on fake pee is hard (and Upass synthetic urine is no different).

However, I’ve not expected for synthetic urine producers to have so much problem with basic grammar. Check out what it says about Upass synthetic urine ingredients – ‘Carfully premixed in a laboratory with all the necessary components of human urine, including proper creatine levels, specific gravity, and ph balance making it the best fake pee around.’ (Source: http://shop.bestsyntheticurine.com/Upass-synthetic-urine-Safegaur-705105836133×1.htm)

That ‘Carfully’ is missing an ‘e’. But ok. Everybody can understand bad grammar (except grammar nazis, of course) but how does upass synthetic urine measure up?

Again, they say that includes everything that human urine does – but fails to explain what are those things. Same story as with the #1 and #2 synthetic urines. Nonetheless, they do include the manufacturer’s information – that does give it a bit more credibility.

Price of Upass Synthetic Urine Kit (And Shipping Details)

One good thing about Upass fake pee is the price. For 3oz premixed synthetic pee (basically the same thing as Quick Fix and Xstream) you pay only $18.99. Quite neat, right?

However, the shipping of Upass synthetic urine kit is a bit more inconvenient. You have to order it before 3 AM PST to count as ‘bought’ on that day. Next up, you have to add (and pay for) 2-3 priority shipping. And you’ll get it in 2-3 days. It’s not an overnight thing, unfortunately.

To sum it up, this is Upass synthetic urine review:

#5 Magnum Synthetic Urine Review (these guys have the best name)

Gosh, these synthetic urine dealers do have some creative sounding names. Magnum synthetic urine is a clear example of that.

Its description at this urine sales site starts with ‘wildly popular and always realistic (Magnum synthetic urine)’. Yeah, cause this Magnum pee is so popular everybody talks about it in cannabis community, right?

But I was pleasantly surprised that, despite lacking the basic ingredients as all best synthetic urine kits, Magnum comes with a vial of urea. That is amazing! Someone is actually putting something in these things that should be there and includes it amidst all the marketing bs!

Of course, other ingredients of Magnum fake pe are lacking – nothing new here. But I was so happy to see someone mention urea, a basic component of normal urine, in the description that I’m giving this Magnum 2 stars for ingredients.

Magnum Synthetic Urine Kit Price And Shipping Details

For Magnum synthetic urine I found prices as high as $45. The best price I’ve seen was $28 for 4oz.

I literally don’t know how much pee you need for a drug test but if 3oz is enough for other synthetic urines, I don’t think that 4oz of Magnum fake pee will give you an edge.

Shipping can be quick but if it will be quick, it will be expensive.

Magnum synthetic urine kit orders before 4 PM EST will be shipped on the same day.

Magnum is shipped via USPS and they charge $34 for overnight delivery. So that’s a bummer.

#6 Ultra Pure Synthetic Urine Review (500% guarantee?)

Also known as Ultra Klean synthetic urine. 500% guarantee struck me at first – they do give you 5 times as much as you paid for the Ultra Pure fake pe IF you failed a drug test (lost the job). That doesn’t console me one bit or makes me more confident to buy it.

In fact, it makes me less confident. If Ultra Klean synthetic urine company has to promise 500% payback guarantee, then the product must really not be selling at normal incentives.

Before checking the fake pee ingredients, let’s check their grammar, shall we? Here is a scan from their website:

Unfortunately, Ultra Klean does not pass the grammar test (how incompetent are the people selling fake urine, I wonder). What about the ingredient list of Ultra Pure synthetic urine?

You’ve guessed it: there is none.

Ultra Pure Synthetic Urine Price And Shipping Times

Let’s fast-forward this: for 4oz of Ultra Pure urine you’ll have to pay $32.95. A tiny bit over average price but ok.

The shipping costs or times of Ultra Pure synthetic urine weren’t found on their website. So basically, we don’t know when it would be shipped – quite a problem there.

Overall, this is just another fake urine that is iffy at best.

#7 Agent X Synthetic Urine Review (where do they come up with these names anyway?)

A fair warning – Agent X urine is not marketed for passing a urine drug test. Rather is used for fetishes like ‘golden shower’ and for that it has 5-star reviews.

Needless to say, I don’t have experience with Agent X synthetic urine (not my thing, those fetishes). It’s sold at Dr. Greens website at a price of $29.95 for 3oz.

Comparing to the other fake pee kits, it doesn’t seem bad at all for passing a drug test. It should have all the same characteristics, but basically, we still don’t have a synthetic urine that would contain a simple label of ingredients.

Final Conclusions on Using Synthetic Urine For Passing A Urine Drug Test

As we’ve seen, some people do actually use synthetic urine to pass a drug test.

How to find out which is the best synthetic urine was not an easy job. A majority of companies selling synthetic urine don’t include something as basic as ingredients list on the packaging. This could raise eyebrows if it were mere yogurt, but when your job is on the line, I would be that much more varied.

If you want to pick the best synthetic urine, the Sub-Solution does stand out from the crowd as the best (especially with the heating chemical to bring fake pee to room temperature). You just have to choose between a questionable synthetic urine for $30 + shipping or the best synthetic urine kit for $75 (shipping is free).

The choice is yours. I hope this comparison of synthetic urine kit on the market in 2018 was helpful to you or to someone close to you.

How To Pass A Drug Test In 2 Days (2018 Updated)

How To Pass A Drug Test In 2 Days (2018 Updated)

Sooner or later during the interview process or on the job, you will have to pass a urine drug test to prove you’re truly drug-free. Fortunately, 2 days is more than enough time to beat such a drug test. Despite weed legalization that is going on in some states like Colorado and California, testing THC-negative is still a must. Testing positive will get you fired, or worse. That’s why we’ll go into how to pass a urine drug test in 2 days (or less).

The thing to remember is that no matter how irrational are the laws governing the drug testing, you have to pass a drug test or face the consequences.

We’ll start by listing 3 options of how to pass a drug test in 2 days. Fortunately, 2 days is enough time to pass a drug test easily but it does take a certain amount of courage to use the #3 option of how to pass a test in 2 days. However, given that it is the most common way of passing a drug test, it has practically become a routine for everybody that needs to pass a drug test on a short notice.

3 Options Of Passing A Drug Test

 1. 'Use Synthetic Urine'2. 'Detox'3. 'Do Nothing'
Using 'fake pee' is the only sure way of passing a drug testCan speed up drug elimination a bitCrossing your fingers doesn't really work
Chances of passing:Extremely High (100%!)DecentExtremely Low
What should you get:
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State-Of-The-Art Synthetic Urine
1 day toxin rid for 2 days
3-in-1 Drug Testing Detox
Well, nothing, but you'll get your 'drug positive' letter.
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Guarantee to pass:YesNoNo
Avg. Review:N/A
Price:$$$$$$$$$$$$
Where to buy:Check PriceCheck PriceAlready got that.

3 Ways Of How To Pass A Urine Drug Test In 2 Days

Out of all drug testing techniques, urine test in the most regularly used – pretty much everybody has to pee in a cup. The urine in a cup is tested within 2 days for toxins such as marijuana (THC), meth, coke, heroin and other opioids; then you (or mostly your (future) employer) gets the urine drug test results. To avoid not only embarrassment in front of the employer but other serious consequences as well, here are the 2-day options:

How to pass a urine drug test in 2 days?

  1. Do nothing. If you haven’t smoked marijuana in at least 30 days, you should be fine.
  2. Detox (one-time or light smokers). If your last joint was more than 15 days ago and you don’t smoke much.
  3. Get synthetic urine (light-to-heavy smokers/users). Synthetic urine is ‘fake pee’ that you pour in the cup instead of your drug-positive urine. It is the most common way of passing a drug test in 2 days for majority of guys – from light smokers (1 joint/week) to heavy smokers – because it’s easy to use and guarantees you to pass no matter how much you smoked or how much THC is in your system at the time of the drug test.
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    Real urine (left) vs. Sub-Solution synthetic urine (right). Can you tell the difference? Drug testing labs sure can’t.

Let me break down the options of how to pass a urine drug test in 2 days in a bit of detail. If you’re facing a drug test (some people don’t even know when they are going to get tested because they get no prior notification from employer), you can choose one option but, honestly, more than 90% go for synthetic urine for a good reason – I’ll explain further on.

1. ‘Do Nothing’ To Pass A Drug Test In 2 Days Naturally

This option is usually reserved for guys who’ve been in Amsterdam last month and are petrified they’ll fail a drug test and get all the sanctions associated with passing a drug test on them.

Chill. Relax. You’re not going to end up in jail. THC, an active substance in marijuana, clears out of your system in 30 days time and you can’t get caught even if they do the best-tech GC/MS analysis on your urine.

All the toxins are out of your body in 30 days. Just keep away from weed till the drug test and you will be fine.

2. ‘Detox’ To Pass A Drug Test in 48 Hours

A detox is an appropriate option for guys that only need a little push (of drugs out of their system, that is). If you’re very close to the cut-off limit of the drug test, and you’ll be able to pass a drug test in let’s say 3-4 days anyway, you can detox with drinking water, physical activity, detox drinks, detox pills, etc.. This will probably enable you to pass a drug test in 2 days (again, it depends on how close to the cut-off limit you are).

Who is close to the cut-off limit? A rule of thumb is if you haven’t smoked weed for the past 15 days and you’re a light smoker anyway. That includes one-time smokers, guys who just smoked at one party that one time and Spring-Breakers or, generally, someone who smokes 1 joint or less per week.

Here is your checklist for 2-day detox plan:

  1. Drink at least 2 gallons of water per day.
  2. Do some cardio. Sports that make you sweat (lose water) such as running are the best.
  3. Get yourself a detox drink or pills. You pretty much need anything to get the weed out of your system for 2 days straight.

BONUS note: The best detox to pass a drug test in 2 days is a full Toxin Rid detox. Everybody familiar with detoxing for a drug test has heard of the Toxin Rid – it is not only a detox drink but a full combo of 15 pre-rid pills, detox liquid and additional dietary fibers. It’s usually shipped in less than 24 hours and if you have two days until the drug test, you should get 1-Day Toxin Rid. It will clean you up more than drinking water and cardio ever can.

3. ‘Synthetic Urine’ For Passing A Drug Test In 2 Days (‘Fake Pee’ That Works Every Time)

If you smoked or used drugs in the last 15 days, doing nothing or a 2-day detox will be of little help. This is a problem for most of us who smoke weed – a majority of people who need to pass a drug test in 2 days (or less) did smoke in the last 15 days. Makes sense – otherwise, we wouldn’t be panicking now, right?

Even if this is your first drug test, you’ve probably heard about synthetic urine or ‘fake pee’ (if it’s not the first time, you probably already know the drill). Synthetic urine is a lab-made urine that was first created to calibrate urinalysis tests strips. The whole point of it is that it tests as an average normal urine.

Of course with Reagon’s War on Drugs and consequent rigorous drug testing for pretty much any workplace (not only military but retail stores, Walmart and even McDonalds – I guess they don’t want stoners with munchies at McDonald’s, would be too tempted to eat McDonuts), synthetic urine turned out to be the perfect way to pass a drug test on short notice. Admittedly, some people also use it for ‘Golden showers’ cause it’s like a real thing.

How To Use Synthetic Urine To Pass A Drug Test?

It’s really easy to use – you hide the bottle with synthetic urine in your pants, bra, behind the belt, tape it against your leg, the possibilities are limitless. When you’re in the toilet and are suppose to pee in a cup they give you, you just take out the bottle with synthetic urine (you’re not being watched with the exception of the military test) and pour it in the cup. The urine didn’t come from your bladder but it’s clean and you will get your ‘drug-free’ test result in a couple of days.

Does synthetic urine work to pass a drug test in 2 days?

Yes, it definitely does, no matter how many days you have to the drug test. In 1 day, 2 days or in 1 week. The timing here doesn’t really matter as long as you have the synthetic urine on the day of testing with you.

Synthetic urine is usually bought online and shipped with lightning speed – if you order it today, it can be on your doorstep tomorrow and you’ll be ready for a drug test scheduled 2 or more days from now.

Which Is The Best Synthetic Urine To Use?

There is just one thing you have to be careful about when using a synthetic urine to pass a drug test in two days (or any amount of days). Temperature.

Synthetic urine tests just like real urine on a drug test but the technician or a nurse that performs the drug test might get suspicious if the urine he or she gets is cold or mildly warm. Real urine comes from your bladder and it thus has body temperature – any other temperature would be out of the ordinary.

Now, most of the synthetic urine companies out there would advise you to heat it up with microwave or something, but practically that doesn’t really work well because you can’t get the temperature just right. The risk of overheating or underheating is quite substantial.

Luckily, one synthetic urine company thought of that and devised a simple method of how to heat the urine up (even patented the formula!). It’s called the ‘Sub-Solution’ synthetic urine and it comes with a small vial which automatically heats the urine up to 98-102 F (exactly body temperature). You just pour the contents of the vial in the synthetic urine and it heats up in 10 seconds or so – you even get a temperature indicator so that you’re sure that is within 98-102 F.

This self-heating mechanism is also why the Sub-Solution is ranked as the best synthetic urine in 2018 comparison of top 7 brands.

The Sub-Solution also comes premixed (it’s ready-to-go). The great thing if you’re wondering how to pass a drug test in 2 days is that you can order it now (on Day 0), get it shipped on Day 1 and use it to pass a drug test on Day 2. Here is the link to the Sub-Solution store.

Just be sure to order it before 4:30 PM to get the same day shipping if you have a drug test in less than 2 days.

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Sub-Solution updated 2017 formula. Rated #1 synthetic urine of 2018 and the best way of how to pass a urine drug test in 2 days. Buy it here.
Bottom line: Don’t Risk Not Passing A Drug Test (Especially If There’s An Easy Way Of Passing It For Sure)

Sometimes I still wonder why some guys are so optimistic they ‘drank so and so much water’ and that will (somehow) make them pass a drug test. I said ‘I told you so’ too many times when they come back with ‘THC-positive’ and no job, and frankly I’m a little pissed to see someone’s life go down the toilet just because they failed a drug test.

What is the point of legalizing weed if you can’t make a decent living when found THC-positive? I would assume if the drug testing laws are so irrational then using something like synthetic urine to pass a drug test is the only rational thing. But that’s just me.

I hope you’ll be able to choose an option of how to pass a urine drug test in 2 days without a problem and beat the test without any difficulty (at least now you know how). And who knows, maybe the next time around the drug testing laws will change sufficiently to make sense in a modern weed-legal world.

How To Pass A Drug Test FAST? Quick advices

How To Pass A Drug Test FAST? Quick advices

More than 10 million Americans yearly are tested for illicit substances such as marijuana, opiates, cocaine, amphetamines; and a lot (even up to 5%) of them don’t pass it. These drugs are cleaned out of your system in less than a week (except weed – takes about a month) but if you have a drug test this week, you really need to know how to pass a drug test fast.

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If this guy f**ked? Not really. There are ways to pass a drug test REALLY fast, man.

People regularly pass a drug test fast even if they are let’s say ‘THC positive’. How?

If you need to know how to pass a piss drug test fast, here is an elegant solution that will make you pass a urine drug test in no time synthetic urine. When you have little time and have to figure out how to pass a drug test fast (up to about 1h prior of taking the test), your best (and surest) bet is using synthetic urine.

If you’re in a hurry, you can check where to get the ‘fake pee’ near you – bigger head shops are selling it – with weedmaps app (albeit more than 90% people buy it online cause of 1-day shipping) and the obvious you-dont-have-to-go-to-the-head-shop-for-fake-urine stuff:

how to pass a urine drug test fast
Locate nearest head shop and get the synthetic urine if you’re in a real hurry. If you have more than 1 day, read on – the best ‘how to pass a drug test fast’ synthetic urine is sold exclusively online for the past 13 years.

How To Pass A Piss Test Fast?

More than 90% of drug tests are urine drug tests. All the regular pre-employment and employment tests are the fast urine drug tests. Basically, you pee in a cup in the bathroom stall and give it to the lab, you probably know the drill.

The basics of how quicken drug elimination are covered in the THC detox article but in all fairness drinking water, cranberry juice, niacin pills and so forth can help you how to clean your system only a bit faster. When you have a drug test (especially a test for marijuana or weed) in the coming days, fast detoxing is just not fast enough.

Fortunately, there is a way how to pass a piss drug test with synthetic urine. Mind you, the method with synthetic urine doesn’t work for saliva drug test, hair drug test or blood test – it is just a way how to pass a urine drug test fast. The whole point of it is that is can be used by almost all the stoners out there and is fast!

How To Pass A Urine Drug Test Fast With Synthetic Urine

Synthetic urine or ‘fake pee’ is a laboratory-made urine that resembles real human urine to the point that the labs such as Quest Diagnostics can’t differentiate between the real urine and synthetic one. In fact, the ‘fake pee’ was originally created to calibrate urine drug tests – scoring 100% as the real pee by default. That’s why its most commonly used by people who have to pass a urine drug test fast.

How to pass a drug test fast? Here’s how it goes with synthetic urine:

  1. Get synthetic pee. Most of the people buy it online – here is the 2018 No. 1 synthetic urine Sub-Solution.
  2. Take it with you to the lab (or medical examination). The best fake pees come pre-mixed.
  3. Hide the fake urine in your pocket or behind the belt when going to the bathroom to provide a urine sample.
  4. Don’t pee in a cup (you’re positive, remember?). Rather pour the ready-made synthetic urine in the cup.
  5. Present the cup to the lab guys (usually a nurse or technician).
  6. Congratulations! You’ll get a ‘you’ve tested negative for all drugs’ notification from Quest Diagnostics or any other lab doing the drug tests in about 10 days – and your employer will get the same copy.

This is the surest way how to pass a drug test fast.

Which Synthetic Urine To Choose For Fast Results?

Honestly, any of them should have a good chance of passing a drug test fast. However, if you really want a guarantee, you should buy the best one on the market. Here is the 2018 comparison:

Synthetic Urine Comparison (2018)

 Sub-Solution (#1)Quick Fix (#2)Xstream (#3)Upass (#4)Agent X (#5)
Ingredients:
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Does it heat up?Yes - 98°F to 102°F
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The Sub (see above) is markedly better than all else because of the best ingredients and the self-heating mechanism (it’s the only of it’s kind to heat itself to body temperature – important when you want to pass fake pee as the real pee). Personally, I always use the Sub and it has worked every time.

At first, I was a bit reluctant because the price (it does cost $75) but this is really a thing you don’t want to be sorry about not buying the best one. I mean, it saved my 50k+ job multiple times and I have to say it’s worth the money.

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Self-warming synthetic urine Sub-Solution with heat activator.

If you’re serious about passing a drug test quickly and with ease, you can buy the Sub-Solution here. Do check the reviews from other guys who used it and make your own review to help other people wondering how to pass a drug test fast.

How To Get Weed Out Of Your System Fast (3 Options)

How To Get Weed Out Of Your System Fast (3 Options)

Most of us start wondering how to get weed out of your system fast when a THC drug test is just behind the corner. Such tests are usually for employment – and we’re all well aware that we will lose our job if we get caught.

Now, employers usually give us a notice when the weed drug test will take place. That might be a month in advance, a week (most common) or even ‘hey, you have a drug test tomorrow, report to this and this doctor’.

3 Ways of How To Get Weed Out Of Your System

There are basically 3 ways of how to get weed out of your system:

  1. Wait it out (app. 1 month). The body flushes the weed out by itself but it can take ages (and you don’t have the luxury to wait that long because your job is on a line).
  2. Do a THC detox (app. 5-7 days). You put your metabolism (that eliminates weed) into hyperdrive with detox products (drinks, tablets, dietary fibers).
  3. Use fake urine (1 day). This is solemnly to pass a urine drug test – an option when you’re truly desperate. Get some clean urine from a friend or buy a synthetic urine. The point is not to lose your job.

Why would you wonder how to get weed out of your system fast? Because more than half (59%) who are caught on urine drug tests are THC-positive (and get fired in 80% of cases).

How To Get Weed Out Of Your System
More than half of people caught on drug tests are THC positive.

This needn’t happen, especially as there are ways to get weed of your system and it’s not all that hard.

Here’s the quick summary of how to get weed out of your system, we’ll go into a bit more details later on.

How To Get Weed Out Of Your System In 1 Day, 1 Week, 1 Month

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Best marijuana detox (with pre-rid pills, detox liquid and dietary fibers).
1 Week AwayTHC DetoxHeavy Users: 5-Day Detox
Moderate Users: 3-Day Detox
1-time Smoker: Water, Sports, Healthy Diet
3-Day Detox
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1 Day AwayFake Urine1. Get clean urine from a trusted friend (who is clean), OR...
2. Get synthetitic urine.
Synthetic Urine Comparison:
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Best synthetic urine:
Of course, #1 rule is to stop smoking immediately (unless you use fake urine).

Timing Is Everything When You Want To Get Marijuana Out Of Your System

The only question when you’re wondering how to get marijuana out of your system is WHEN you have a drug test:

Drug test next month? 

No problem, just wait it out. As you see in the graph below, after 30 days, there is less than 5% probability that you will be caught on a drug test (if you want to guarantee to pass, just do a 5-day detox – will explain later on).

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More than 50% of people are still THC positive within 10 days after last joint.

Do you have a drug test next week and you’re wondering how to get weed out of your system fast?

In the first 10 days after the last joint, the chances of getting caught are about 50:50. You can take your chances, or you can do a 5-day detox (for heavy users) or 3-day detox (moderate users) and pass a THC urine drug test without a problem. You can get the 5-day detox here (with overnight shipping).

How to get weed out of your system in 24 hours?

Well, if you only have a day or two before the weed test, you can’t get the weed out of your system. Not even the near-toxic diarrhea-sh*tstorm detoxes work that fast. However, you can still pass a urine drug test by getting fake pee. From your friend or getting a synthetic urine. You can read more about weed detox here.

Oh, rule #1 is to stop smoking weed (fairly obvious, right?). Well, you don’t even have to do stop if you get a clear urine or synthetic urine anyway.

#1 Option – Wait It Out (THC elimination study)

The science about how to get weed out of your system is pretty much known via THC elimination studies. You can go into a bit of scientific reading in an article published in the Journal of Analytical Toxicology here. They basically studied 60 weed smokers who smoked 10 joints per week in the last 10 years.

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Source: Journal of Analytical Toxicology, 2009, at https://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pmc/articles/PMC2587336/

As you see, if you give a body 1 month, it pretty much knows how to eliminate THC out of your system.

However, the reality is that very few employers will give a 1-month notice for a drug test. Usually, you get a 1-week notice. Nonetheless, if you have a great boss that will give you heads up 1-month in advance, here is your step-by-step plan:

  1. Stop smoking weed for the next 30 days.
  2. The body will eliminate the weed out of your system by itself.

#2 Option – Weed Detox (most common)

More than 80% of employees will give you about a week notice for a urine drug test. This is not enough time for the body itself to eliminate all the THC but you can help your body with a detox.

It basically comes down to stop smoking weed and picking the best weed detox drink/tablets out there.

Stop smoking weed for a week can be difficult but not impossible, even for a heavy user. Picking out the detox drinks is another thing: you can buy anything from a niacin-bomb drink that might be harmful to ‘detox drinks’ that more resemble smoothies than detox drinks.

There are lots of advice about which THC detox works best over the internet, and I’ve summoned all the BS that is posted (and actual advice on how to get weed out of your system fast) in an article about THC detox.

Basically, yes, you have detox drinks and niacin-detox pills and dietary fibers to choose from; but me – I don’t like to take chances and the best way to get weed out of my system in a week is the Toxin Rid formula. Why?

Because it combines all 3:

  • Detox drinks
  • Detox pills AND…
  • … Dietary fibers

It pretty much the only thing that I found (myself and asking people on the street) that works consistently.

It is also no wonder that this 3-in-1 formula is the most commonly used for weed detox. Here is your plan:

Are you a moderate user (2-6 joints per week)?  3-day detox should be enough. You can get the 3-Day Toxin Rid here.

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A heavy user? You should look into 5- or 7-days detox (depending on how heavy user you are). Here’s the link to 5-Day Toxin Rid.

For a one-time user? I would presume that 1 joint will not register you as ‘THC positive’ on a drug test if you drink a lot of water and do some moderate sports for 1 week and are consistent with your healthy diet. Some detox drink such as QCarbo16 can’t hurt.

#3 Option – Fake Urine (yes, you don’t stop smoking)

How to get weed out of your system in 24 hours? Unfortunately, nothing will do that. When you have to take a drug test in a day or so, you really can’t detox.

You can risk it, of course. Chances are that you won’t get caught if you smoked 1 joint. However, if you’re a regular user, you do know what kind of mess will come from being tested positive for weed.

The solution here is fake urine. The best thing is to call a friend who you can trust and know for sure that has clear urine. Let him or her just give you his piss and you can take it with you on a drug test – just remember to preheat it to body temperature before you go to your drug test appointment.

However, if all your trusted friends are stoners like mine, you can still get a synthetic urine. Synthetic urine is what they use for calibrating urine drug tests – a laboratory-made solution that resembles urine (but doesn’t contain any drugs, of course). I always go for actually the real urine – you get it powdered and just add water.

You can find the best performing Sub-Solution synthetic urine here (best quality but pricey) and here is the real powdered urine (which is in other words ‘clean urine’).

Just Let The Weed Out Of Your System On Your Own Terms

I hope we’ve learned that our body is a fairly good system and knows exactly how to get weed out of your system. Unfortunately, it works too slow. A month or so.

That’s why we have THC detoxes (1 week) and synthetic urine (1 day) to help us out when we need to pass a drug test.

Both might be a bit costly, and using synthetic urine feels like being a con artist a bit, but let me assure you – it’s still better than testing positive and losing a job or not getting a job you interviewed for.

Also, if you have experience with how to get weed out of your system fast or in a week, you can comment below to help other people looking to clean weed out of their systems as well.

TestNegative Coupon Codes 2018 – Free Shipping And Discounts

TestNegative Coupon Codes 2018 – Free Shipping And Discounts

TestNegative.com is one of the most well-known online places you go to when you want to pass a drug test. They offer everything from detoxes to synthetic urine (they even have the best one). Here we gather all TestNegative coupon codes and keep them up to date (TestNegative discount codes are valid for 2018).

What is more, we try to give you some hints about how to save in TestNegative store and especially get some coupon codes for TestNegative’s ”Sub-Solution” synthetic urine – their most popular product.

Current TestNegative discount codes:

  1. Free shipping codesaves you to $100 (lightning-fast shipping can be expensive).
  2. 3+1 deal on Sub-Solution synthetic urinesaves 75$ if you want to make a small stock (+free shipping!)
  3. Occasional $5 bonus.

List of TestNegative.com Coupon Codes

1. Free Shipping Coupon Code on Test Negative

Fast shipping is usually very important when it comes to beating a drug test – people usually order synthetic urine just few days before the actual drug test. Shipping fees can be high, especially if you need lightning fast shipping.

TestNegative is well aware of that and has a ”free shipping” policy on all orders above $135 if you use the TestNegative coupon code.

How To Use TestNegative Free Shipping Coupon Code:

  1. Go through this link to TestNegative.com site.
  2. When you”re doing your check-out you have a window for ”Discount Code”.
  3. Enter TestNegative coupon code ”FREESHIP” in that and viola!, you get free shipping on all products (of course, it works only if your orders exceed $135).

2. 3+1 deal on Sub-Solution synthetic urine – Save $75

Currently, TestNegative has a 3 + 1 deal on the #1 best synthetic urine of 2018 Sub-Solution. Clearly, the company making it, ClearChoice, know they have the best synthetic urine on the market and can afford to market it at the $75 price tag.

This does make sense – the Sub-Solution is the cleanest and safest way to pass a urine drug test and avoid not getting a job or losing an existing job (I can very well vouch for that). Most of us are well prepared to pay much more than $75 for that but if you”re looking for a bargain, ClearChoice has one:

You can get 4-full packages of Sub-Solution synthetic urine for a price of 3. Making a small stock of synthetic urine for inevitable drug testing will save you $75 right away.

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Sub-Solution updated 2017 formula. Rated #1 synthetic urine of 2018.

How to get the TestNegative discount for Sub-Solution:

  1. Go through this link to TestNegative.com site.
  2. In the window for ”Quantity” enter ”4” and press ”Add to cart”.
  3. In the cart, you will immediately see that the cost of 4 Sub-Solution full-package is not $300 but only $225 – you get 1 full-package for free.

3. Occasional $5 Off Bonus (No Discount Coupon Needed)

Sometimes, when you click ”Checkout”, you get an additional $5 bonus. Mind you that this TestNegative bonus is very seldom available.

All in all, you can get an $80 discount on Sub-Solution that will guarantee you to pass a urine drug test.