Welcome to StonersRetreat. Here we’ll go into science and user reviews, as well as what is said ‘on the street’ to figure out how to pass a drug test for weed, amphetamines, opiates and so on. Why? Simply because you probably don’t want to lose your job or don’t get the job you interviewed for. Unfortunately, everybody has to do a drug test before employment. According to Quest Diagnostics, more than 5% of people tested are positive in some states.
We take a no BS approach to see what really works (and what’s just a hoax) when it comes to drug tests. Be aware that there is ALWAYS a way to pass a drug test, and that you’re not alone – many drug users passed it before you and we’ve learned from their experience.
Here you can find some ideas how to pass a urine drug test, especially for weed (THC):
One quick but risky way is synthetic urine.
Many people wonder how to pass a drug test with household supplies. Somethink link drinking water or lemon juice and so on. In short, that does help a bit – you can read how much in How Long Does Weed Stay In Your System article – bit not by a lot.
If you really want to hear the hard truth about how to pass a drug test at home, you might want to check out no-nonsense THC detox post.
The second option is much more appealing: Just buy a THC drug test on Amazon. It will cost you less than $10 and you’ll know for sure if you’re positive or not. You can see here that home drug test kits are very easy to use.
Here are some examples. Just pick one and get it over with, all of ones with good reviews will do:
To pass a drug test you need to:
- Check if you are THC positive.
- Get THC detox.
To think about how to pass a drug test with household supplies is usually not the option – home remedies were proven time and time again to help just a bit. Maybe shave off 5 days if you would be THC positive for 30 days. Of course, you will need a lot more than just a shampoo if you want to pass a hair follicle drug test.
Is there a way to make a homemade drug test?
There are thousands of pages on the Internet which clearly ask the question, “How can I make a homemade drug test”, and even more specifically, “How can I make a homemade THC test”. The answer every time is an emphatic, “In general, you can’t”.
Honestly, the quickest and cheapest way to get a THC test is to buy it on eBay. Here is the best selling one (over 5000 sold, above 99% positive rating seller) for less than $8.
For employees the importance of passing a drug test is vital (some people need to know how to pass a urine drug test in 24 hours and less) – A study suggests that more than 80% of employees testing positive for THC or amphetamines use are fired specifically for that reason.
How to pass a drug test with household supplies?
A few online resources offer a breakdown of information regarding drug testing
which provides one with plenty of information on the chemicals used as reactants, or they show a reaction when a specific drug’s chemical is detected.
Now, there is no single reactant that works to detect all drugs, and the ones which do work for each specific drug have been combined with a variety of other things in the lab to make it work the way it has been created to work. Because of this it is virtually impossible for someone to conduct a drug test at home using everyday household items or chemicals.
These facts, however, have not stopped countless people from trying to discover a way to detect drugs in their own systems for various reason.
1. ‘Urban Legend’ Test – Homemade Drug Test (Option 1)
First of all, this is an urban legend. Even though it’s quite almost impossible to make a DIY marijuana drug test, some people have tried this test and apparently it worked for them.
It is important to note that the ‘Urban Legend’ test doesn’t have much scientific background. However, if you’re willing to try it, we prepared a procedure of how the test is usually done – again, we have little to no information if this test works or not.
For all saliva-based test, you can read my article about saliva drug test (and how to pass it with confidence).
Here is How to Make a Homemade THC Drug (supposedly)
For this you will need the following ingredients that are present in the kitchen:
- 200 ml of pure water in a glass (reaction agent)
- 5 g of salt (to increase ionic power)
- 5 g of baking powder (to increase ionic power)
- 25 ml of lemon juice (to decrease pH below 4)
- BOILING THE WATER
To setup the test you need 200 ml of clean water in a glass.
- Tap water will do in most cases but be sure to boil the water and let it cool down to room temperature before the next step.
- ADDING IONIC POWER
In order to increase the co-stringent effects of THC, the ionic power must be added.
- Add 5 g of salt (NaCl) and 5 g of baking soda (or sodium bicarbonate NaHCO3) into 200 ml water in the glass at room temperature.
- Mix with a spoon until all the salt and baking soda has dissolved.
- Any kitchen salt or baking soda will do.
- DECREASING PH
Water solution should be under pH of 4.
- Squeeze lemons to get at least 25 ml of lemon juice (that is approximately 5 table spoons).
- Add 25 ml of lemon juice into a glass with water and salt and mix.
- Try to get all the floating leftover pieces from lemon juice out of the glass.
- THC SALIVA THC TEST
The THC drug test solution is now ready. It was pH under 4 and enough ionic power for THC (if present) to compact the saliva.
- Place (or spit) the saliva sample of the individual you’re investigating (in most cases yourself) slowly on top of the prepared water solution.
- Before the test don’t brush your teeth for 8 full hours.
- Observe if saliva floats fully or starts to sink into the solution within a minute of sample introduction.
THC NEGATIVE – if the saliva sample floats on the surface, there is no THC in that person.
THC POSITIVE – if the saliva sample dives more than 0,5 cm (app. ¼ of an inch) then that person is THC positive.
Again, this test is not proven to work. Option 2 is much more sensible if you’re serious about checking yourself for marijuana-related drug testing.
2. OTC Drug Test (Option 2)
Testing yourself for THC is very easy. Just go to a local pharmacy and buy a THC test – these urine tests are very reliable. Alternatively, THC tests can be bought online which is not only convenient but it also saves you of having to face a pharmacist and talk to him about why you’re buying the test. If you feel that household products could make you pass a drug test, you can try that but, at least scientifically, it’s not a good and reliable bet.
Here are some reliable and accurate urine THC tests you can buy online:
- Instant Urine THC Test by TestNegative (1 test kit with results in minutes)
- Simple Drug Screen Test by [email protected] on Amazon (FDA approved with 99% accuracy – pack of 15 tests)
- Marijuana Drug Test Kit by TestClear (99% accuracy and detects low THC concentration)
For best offers check THC tests on EBay.
How to take one of these tests (slight variations but this is a general idea):
- Collect a urine sample in a cup.
- Dip the THC test in the urine.
- Read the results after 2-5 minutes – Usually 1 line means ‘THC negative’ and 2 lines mean ‘THC positive’.
The whole process is very simple and takes at most 10 minutes; it is very similar to a pregnancy test.
If you are THC positive:
According to a study published in Journal of Analytical Toxicology, more than 50% of chronic users test positive even 10 days after the last consumption of marijuana on a routine urine test (has about 100 ng/ml threshold). For most people who indulged in THC-containing substances, opting for some kind of detox might mean the difference between testing positive or negative on a medically performed drug test. Here is what you can do:
- Delay the test as long as possible – Especially if it’s a job-related drug test, you can find an excuse to postpone it (however, it might look like you’re evading the test).
- Invest in a reliable THC detoxification – You can choose to detox with a diet, exercise and detox supplements, or get a tested and reliable detox formula.
The body naturally eliminates THC; the more time you can postpone the test, the more THC will naturally leave your body.
Option 1 – Natural THC detox with diet, exercise and supplements
While drug tests are great for checking if you are THC positive, they won’t do anything to speed up the elimination of the drugs from your system. That is on you.
Some suggest natural detox which is comprised of detox-friendly diet, exercise to sweat the THC out and supplements that speed up THC elimination. Again, there is little research proving that body is more readily cleaned of THC with this.
Here is an intensive 5-day detox program you can download for free and follow to try to speed up THC elimination right up to your pre-employment or on job drug test.
Get 5-Day detox program here for free
Option 2 – Get a Reliable Detox Formula (Fast Working)
Routine drug tests have been around for quite some time, and a market for THC detox formulas is flourishing. Because drugs test screenings have not changed in quite a while, the manufacturers have locked down the detox combination that are very effective and reliable for testing negative on a drug test.
Usually these formulas include a high amount of niacin (otherwise known as Vitamin B6) which masks THC and THC-COOH (a metabolite that drug tests detect) and are used only hours before the test. Niacin is thus far the only known substance that masks THC effectively enough to pass a urine drug test. TestNegative, for example, offers a
Rescue Cleanse 32oz formula which has a staggering amount of niacin – 3200% of DRV. You drink it 1 hour before the test, and works by masking THC up to 5 hours. One has to be sure, however, when the testing is scheduled – there is only a 4h time interval in which the masking with niacin is guaranteed. The company has a fast shipping and even offers 200% money back guarantee.
As far as detox drinks goes, the most popular is QCarbo line. You can check the article about QCarbo16 here.
If your test is within few days, you can opt for more thorough solutions. A huge amount of niacin might mask THC from a regular urine test, but the THC might still show up on a saliva or blood test. With luxury of a bit of time before the test, you might check the 3-Day Toxin Rid formula which consists of:
- Niacin pre-rid pills (start 3 days before the test, taking three pills within an hour for 5 hours every day)
- Detox liquid (drink half on the day of the test, and the other half two hours before the test)
- Dietary fibers (take an hour before the test, flushes THC-filled urine out of your system)
This is the most foolproof method because it prepared your body 3 days in advance, and flushes all the THC out of your system right before the test. It takes 3 days for the THC to leave the body; heavier users should also consider other THC elimination products pointed out in Toxin Rid reviews.
Option 3 – Fake Urine (synthetic urine or real urine)
Believe it or not, one of the most successful ways to fake a urine drug test is to use synthetic urine. Using synthetic urine will give you 100% THC negative result; however, you have to consider about how you’ll going to hide it. Even if you can hide it, the urine test might be supervised by a nurse or a doctor – admittedly, there are only a few such occasions when such measures are taken.
In most cases, nevertheless, fake urine (or even real urine if you can get your hands on it) is frequently used on pre-employment tests and job drug tests. It does take a little courage and requires buying synthetic urine online, but if you can keep calm enough during the test for medical stuff not to get suspicious, you might pull it off with a relative ease.
TestNegative offers a sub-solution of synthetic urine that contains 11 compounds such as uric acid and urea. They state that the synthetic urine solution has never failed – which is completely true – only a THC-rich solution can test positive. You can check out their sub-solution here.
The most widely used fake urine is infact a real urine. You can buy a real urine powder, mix it with water, preheat it to match body temperature and carry it with you on the urine test. When they give you a cup for urine sample, you just pour the solution you made in the cup. This is a foolproof method with one challenge – get the urine solution past a nurse. You can put it in you pocket, bra or on your belt; it’s a fairly easy task. The best real urine powder is Powdered Urine Kit by TestClear – be sure to read reviews on synthetic urine by people who used it.
Here is one story that sums it all.
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even fresh pee just to be 100% sure the strip worked and it did. Mixing is easy
just add a little powder at a time and shake alot. I was so nervous the night
before the test I couldnt sleep but all for nothing because I passed the test
with flying colors. Thank you testclear for helping me get a desperately needed job.